#she has a hit list

[angelwishess]

If Kyra ever had a UM I think it’d be her just dragging everyone around her into a musical number. Disney princess style, and no one can break out of it until the song ends

Like the spell lasts for around 1-3 mins maybe but she has to be singing and dancing the entire time and everyone just knows the lyrics???? Basically like what happens in Enchanted when she started singing at the park except its against everyone’s will

[slayerdurge]

"Crawling back from her bloody disgrace - it's my favorite assassin. Gods, you're a sight for sore eyes."

[chirpsythismorning]

[koshka-sova]

they really never miss with those npc designs

(from the most recent sui story, such is the joy of our reunion)

[ransomdemands]

yknow sometimes the way trans women talk about testosterone and being on estrogen is indistinguishable from the way terfs try to convince afab people not to start hrt

this is not a criticism mind you, their experiences are their own and completely legitimate, it's just a matter of competing needs - they need a safe space to talk about their dysphoria and how testosterone makes them feel and i need to not hear about how i am destroying my body with hrt

ordinarily these things are pretty insular to transfem circles but since instagram has been feeding me transfem content i'm seeing it more and more and yet again the algorithm is fucking me

[starflungwaddledee]

which ocs in the fandom do you find the most interesting? also, which ocs do you think have the most aesthetically pleasing designs? finally, which ocs have you only heard of but would like to know more about?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooo ha haaa noooo i can't possibly answer this because it would be soooo unfair to have favourites wouldn't it's comet knight by @kittenvirus

[teh-nos]

having a vague "why am i writing this horrible story?" crisis about the anglo-saxon au fic that has taken over my mind since *checks* about two days ago. i have approx 2000 words of it written so it is going fairly well in that sense but i have gone a bit niche with my fics recently and am starting to think "nobody wants to read this, people will be annoyed at you if you post this" a bit more often, even though they probably won't because it's a free cake and it's rude to complain about free cake.

[arolesbianism]

Ok looked at most of the extra stuff. Breaks everything in a ten mile radius and starts screaming

[midnaurs]

Imagine The Children's Hour if they had their original casting choice of doris day and katharine hepburn. I cant imagine anyone else as martha and karen but god the next level of homosexuality katharine would bring to this film. . .next to THE doris day from calamity jane .. .

[blorbologist]

Just gotta gush here;

I'm DMing my first oneshot next Friday and I am SO excited and SO scared! It's for my fellow grad students in the lab, including one newbie who has never played any TTRPG before, so I'm. Very Nervous about that. But she requested a Christmas theme, so even though I don't care for the holiday I had Ideas and I'm just.

Having SO much fun trying to balance encounters around a low-level, inexperienced party, and making battlemaps, and instead of minis we have candy instead (I've got a surprise Big Chocolate Santa to destroy if they decided to go for a boss fight), and loot tables for Santa's Workshop (with cheeky references like a Ring of Invisibility addressed to one Frodo), and integrating backstories into this as best I can, and figuring out how I'll vaguely keep things on track, and preparing some music (including old favorite Wrath of the Lich King and Narnia tracks) and JUST!!!

WOW this is so much fun but so nerve-wracking!

Santa's elves unionized, so he sacked them and replaced them with gingerbread men constructs... which attracted mimics.

Seeing the cookie-carnage, Santa fled with his bare-minimum number of reindeer, abandoning the workshop a week-ish before Fantasy Christmas.

A dragon, finding this wealth of gold and toys unclaimed, decided to move in with her goblin entourage, and obviously everyone thinks she ate Santa. The dragon, meanwhile, is quite happy descending into her deep winter slumber knowing her hatchling has a toy-hoard to keep it occupied. And as for the goblins, they have gotten in touch with their artistic side and are throwing themselves into making toys.

Also the mimics are all very small toys and keep eating goblins that are out of sight. And really want to eat that baby dragon.

So that's what three adventurers are going to walk into after braving the blizzard to 'save Christmas'. What happens next? Up to them!

[go-go-devil]

Mephistopheles from Demon's Souls really is just like:

"You there. Looking for work? Here’s some jobs for you. Kill this saint and his followers. Kill this eminent wizard and his apprentice. Kill that weed dealer over there. Kill one of the strongest knights in the land. Kill the king's son. Kill this young anxiety-riddled witch. Hm, done already? Good. Die now."

[wickedviago]

i’ve got three options on what i could do tonight:

1. i could finally get flycam and shoot the shit out of viago de riva.

2. i could screen record cutscenes and make gifs of viago de riva.

3. i could continue writing a wip that i’ve been putting off which obviously features viago de riva.

my question is… what happened to my sanity and why is my brain only filled with thoughts about one fictional man???

[the-sparkling-diamond-satine]

Okay, @ashleyslorens and I have decided that for pride month I simply MUST write Satine kissing a girl because she's bisexual and because she deserves to kiss girls and also because it might fix her (unless it's Nini in which case that will make everything WORSE). I wanna write as many of these as possible eventually, but I only have a week so I have to make one a priority but I cannot choose??

tl;dr which female character should I write a fanfic about Satine kissing?

[officialhouseguest]

if america cory or izzy are perjury i will just quit (i won’t). i’ve been on BB tumblr for 10 years and i’ll quit (i can’t). i really will do it this time (i have an illness that keeps me here).

[hornfreaker]

mark winters doesnt deserve the title of jrwi tumblr sexyman. yes i desire him carnally but he does not fit the mold of tumblr sexyman in the slightest. yk actually jazz doesnt rly fit it either tbh??? actually most of them. dont

[itspileofgoodthings]

tags continued from prev post.