#she laughed at me

[sleeplower]

Robbie is 0 because the only 1 he needs is Sportacus

[inamagicalhallucination]

showed my mom this picture of akutagawa

and told her he was a mass murderer

[greenbergsays]

reasons why my nephew is probably a future serial killer and I couldn’t be a prouder murder aunt:

I just got a phone call where Sister the Younger relayed a conversation between herself and one of her children

Out of the blue, from the backseat, he asks, “Do you drink water?”

“Yes,” she replies.

“I have some water,” he says carefully. “Do you want some? It won’t kill you.”

He’s four. 

[wispstalk]

spiced goat stew

Goat meat is ubiquitous across many of the Tamriel, and lends itself well to heavy spicing. This recipe is a northern Cyrodiilic specialty, making use of ingredients found in its more temperate regions while drawing inspiration from provincial cuisines by adding warming spices.

(Fair warning: this recipe involves a good bit of prep. Like most stews it can be made in large batches and frozen.)

Ingredients (spice rub):

2 lb bone-in goat stew meat

1 tsp oregano

1 tsp allspice

1/2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp ground cloves

1 tsp paprika

1 Tbsp minced garlic

8 sprigs of thyme leaves, chopped

1 sprig of rosemary leaves, chopped

1 tsp salt

Combine salt, dry spices, and chopped fresh herbs and coat meat in the rub. Allow to marinate for at least 4 hours, preferably overnight.

Ingredients (stew):

1/4 lb butter

2 cups mirepoix

2 leeks, washed, trimmed, and sliced in half-rounds

Red wine

4 plum tomatoes, diced

1/2 c tomato sauce

1 head of roasted garlic

2-3 cups chicken stock

2 bay leaves

Bouquet garni consisting of: 2 sprigs rosemary, 4 sprigs of thyme, 4 parsley stalks, and a cinammon stick tied into a bundle (optional)

Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions:

In a large pot, melt the butter and brown the seasoned goat meat.

Set meat aside; add more butter if necessary and saute mirepoix and leeks.

When the leeks and onions become translucent and fragrant, deglaze the pan with a splash of wine and add diced plum tomatoes. Cook for a few minutes until they begin to get pulpy.

Return meat to the pot along with tomato sauce, chicken stock, roasted garlic, bay leaves, and bouquet garni (if using).

Bring to a boil and turn heat to low. Cover and simmer until the meat is tender -- I let mine go for about an hour or more.

Remove bouquet garni. Season with salt and pepper. Serve with rice or warm buttered flatbreads.

Notes:

Goat meat: can often be found in the frozen section of larger and specialty grocery stores. I buy mine from a local Asian market. If your area is tragically bereft of goat, substitute any beef stew meat.

Chicken stock: start with 2 cups and add more liquid to your preference.

Roasted garlic: I cook this in batches; it'll keep for 2 weeks in the fridge and a month in the freezer but it never lasts that long. Slice the tops off three whole heads to expose the cloves, coat in oil, and roast at 400F/200C for 30-45 minutes. Some wrap them in foil first; I roast mine in a dutch oven with the lid on. If you don't want to do this just saute some minced garlic with the mirepoix and leeks.

[vaniloqu3nce]

R y’all flirting rn 🤨

Im bisexual i dont know how to flirt I DO know how to say “oh wow” when a pretty girl im alone in a room with says “im going to to take off my pants” 😭

[suashii]

oops got so upset seeing ppl say team sae over team rin that i ranted to my mom about a fictional character

[ladycatofwinterfell]

Catch me on the wiki crying about “The small sept was built for Lady Catelyn Tully, a southron, by her husband, Lord Eddard.”

[writerfae]

Me, explaining to my mom why I don’t like to go to the basement: There’s too many spiders in basements. And ghosts.

[humandisastersquad]

PSA that animals can be infected with SARS-CoV-2 as well so if you even suspect you could possibly have covid-19, please take precautions around your pets to avoid infecting them as well. While most reported cases appear to be mild and evidence is sorely lacking in how this virus affects non-human animals, there's still a risk of harm, particularly for more senior animals. Cats are also more likely to be infected and develop complications than dogs. And this is just what we know about acute infection as there's little to no research on possible long term effects of covid on animals.

Ways to avoid infecting your pet include: distancing and/or isolating yourself from them (which i know is hard, especially if you're sick and miserable), washing your hands and wearing a mask when preparing and giving them food and water and not re-initiating usual contact until you've tested negative on a RAT/LFT etc at least twice consecutively to make sure you're no longer contagious.

Stay safe and may your pets live long and happy lives <3

[abysswatchers420]

lit up on camera with my therapist fuck it we ball

[hellboyyy25]

My mom is doing everything she can to avoid just bringing me to a fucking Doctor. Like how much more does this need to spread for her to care? It's literally all over my face and neck, my eyelid is swelling, it's around my lips, it's on my thigh, a few of my fingers are literally swollen that I cant fully make a fist without my finger feeling like it got burned after and it just gets worse every fucking day, both of my arms are slowly getting covered. This is the exact kind of shit that made me not want to fucking come live here to begin with. Like no one gives a shit about me, she literally asked me if I wanna go outside and keep working on their pool?? Like NO I need to see a fucking Doctor. But she doesnt wanna drive, boohoo you have to drive..? I've barely slept for a whole week and am constantly itchy and my hands feel like they are on FIRE. So sorry for being such a fucking goddamn inconvenience to everyone!!!!!!

[gravecats]

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

[martianbugsbunny]

that horrifying moment when you're talking w your sis about a show you're both into and you make an offhand comment about an attribute of one of the characters that seconds later you realize was, in fact, purely an invention of the fandom and you have probably read way too many fics about the character

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[i-want-to-be-hit-by-a-car]

So I was just reminded about how when I was a kid I hated cross country. Like a visceral hatred

I didn’t do cross country, I didn’t run for a sport or anything. The reason I hated cross country was because I thought cross country was running across the entire country and I knew the racers weren’t supposed to stop.

I thought it was cruel and inhuman and thus my hatred was born.

[beybuniki]

Camie and Katsuki