#she was not amused

[thedisablednaturalist]

If I ever went scuba diving I would probably drown due to the fact I would start screaming in pure ecstasy the second I saw 1 crab

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Dis: Kili, can you pass me the onions? Dis: I mean the carrots! No! The lettuce! No! The forks! No! The fridge! Fili: Do you mean the salt? Dis: …yes. Fili: Also, I'm not Kili.

[fortunaestalta]

[daughter-of-fire-and-dreams]

Vierapril Day 5

Colors

[chaosunleashedhehehe]

I would like everyone here to know that this clip lives rent free in my head 24/7

[nefja]

Nefja met some relatives today

[headofocs-inklesspen]

Gotta love internalized ableism, telling someone “well yeah my right knee clicks all the time when I’m walking and has for years and now it periodically buckles underneath me without warning or locks in place. But I can still walk with minimal pain or issue like 85% of the time” and having them look at you horror like “please tell your doctor???”

Like yes, obviously if it were anyone else I would want them to tell a doctor. Myself however?? It’s not that bad, I just need to move past it.

[mvalentine]

i truly did pick the perfect fc for dom this is EXACTLY the kind of dumb shit he would send lana 😭😭😭

[kimjoongie]

[iomadachd]

Am I allowed by law to pronounce Sookie as anything other than Sookeh? Because that's all I know how to do besides eat hot chip and lie.

[thewizardpoliceareafterme]

the ghost chicken being called "poultrygeist" in cool ranch is the funniest shit ever and I will not take no for an answer

hehehe poultry kwjxkeixbeix

[nokkusu]

i told my therapist i started watching hq and now she's fucking losing her mind and told me "if you haven't finished season one by the time we see each other again, we're gonna have a serious discussion about your monster kink"

now im scared

[jarvk]

[moony-t0ast]

I saw the preview for Don’t Worry Darling when I went to see Doctor Strange in theater and I nearly ripped my friends arm off when harry styles came on screen

[ogradyfilm]

Some festive doodles to celebrate the holiday. Please enjoy my latest masterpieces: The Grinch Glaring Down at Whoville and Shoot This Santa with a Gun Immediately if You Catch Him Sliding Down Your Chimney!

[finalxfight]

"Hey, Tharja, what happens when you curse someone who doesn't want to be? Hexual harrassment~" Nobody said Norika's jokes were funny.

She did not laugh, she didn't even smirk. She was just disappoinited and disgusted.