#she’s as soft as a kitten

[juuuulez]

carmy with a girlfriend who has a super vocal cat.

like the kitty will chirp at him whenever he walks past, rubbing itself all over his legs, doing that little bow/stretch thing.

you’ll baby talk the kitty but carmen hasn’t quite gotten into that yet so he speaks to the cat like normal which sounds even sillier.

“oh. hello.” he’ll mumble when she makes little brrp noises at him. “y’wanna scratch?”

and he bends down to pat her but the kitty prances off, tail waving in the air like a little tease. carmen stands there for a moment like :( what?

eventually they bond and you’ll come home to find carmy passed out on the couch and kitty strewn across his stomach for a cat nap.

[angelnumber27]

lil baby

[fuckmeyer]

ok Twilight fam time to do what we do best: ignore canon

[madelgard]

Moff Jerjerrod enjoying some off-duty time with his kitten, as drawn by the amazing @manofbeskar.

[another-corpo-rat]

I need a scene with vic and adam where she gets him to purr, please and thank you!! /jk but seriously why is he making that sound??

you say /jk but i see through your lies and will in fact be writing that, she will get his ass to purr!!!

and he makes that sound cos he's happy to see you obviously!! :D

but genuinely i have no fucking clue why he does it 😭 from what i've seen of op's posts about modding him its certain animations that seem to have it attached? in particular (though this is just me being like hmmm) it seems to be animations that have an almost 'investigative' vibe to them - like he's looking at/for something?

here and here are the other two vids they have so far of him purring, and his motions in them give curious cat vibes ngl. he's not beating the purring allegations

though i don't think there's any instance of him making those sounds in-game, and its not something ive heard in his pittance of dialogue either so honestly god knows

[sorieba]

if youre wondering why I haven't made art in a while it's because this 2 inch tall cat has me in a chokehold

[serenvde-art]

Cats with silly faces

[race-week]

My cat is odd.

She has a really weird obsession with donuts, specifically jam donuts. She’ll sneak up on me and try to nab a bite of it

She also likes bread/toast and the muffins from Costco - I can’t eat any of these around her as she will just steal it

[ozzyphim]

I'm babysitting a Very Young Kitten, and I have long since forgotten the absolute joy that a tiny kitten brings me. She is a curious, teeny teeny, playful, chaotic tiny version of an adult menace. Bonus points because she is the CUDDLIEST little lady. 13/10 I would kill God for this cat. I'm losing my mind over here

[hanzajesthanza]

you know what's a REALLY funny scene from the books that i think would fit a TV show style adaptation really well?

in chapter 2 of baptism of fire, when cahir returns from being freed from the pine coffin and has caught up with geralt, dandelion, and milva. geralt threatens cahir into dismounting, and then cahir hits them with the: "i won't fight you. i want... i want to join you." geralt asks him to repeat, and he does, saying he wants to join them, to help them.

geralt's rage subsides for one moment in a mixture of complete contempt and utter confusion, as he stares at cahir dumbfoundedly, unable to comprehend that he just asked to join their company. and he says, turning around to milva and dandelion: "he's a madman... he's lost his mind. we're dealing with a madman."

and then milva, mounted, bow drawn, without missing a beat, glances aside from the situation, likely sighs, grunts, rolls her eyes, and mutters "he'd suit the company... he'd suit it perfectly..."

perfect. perfect comedy. it would hit immensely well in a live action adaptation, not only because of the actors' chemistry and interactions, ability to see the reactions on all of their faces occur at the same time, but because of the rainy, uncomfortable, gloomy setting of the landscape around them and the forest they're set in during this scene, and the tension of the adjacent scenes directly previous to this one featuring horrific depictions of war, torture, fire, destruction...

the witcher saga's sense of comedy is equivalent to bursting into laughter as you're met with the realization you're seconds away from dying a painful death. as in, 'the world's gone to hell, everything is horrible, and i should have been able to expect anything at this moment, but this? this is just ridiculous...'

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

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count me intrigued, soldier mommy ma'am

"on second thought, maybe some souls just cannot be saved"

[pwurrz]

i met this absolutely gorgeous troublemaker when she escaped her room on me near the end of my shift!! i have no idea what her name is but her tail is long and fluffy, like a raven’s feather!!

[ice-devourer]

MY CAT IS FUCKING PREGNANT HOLY SHI

[future-dregs]

Can't believe that instead of the sweet, and very touching relationship between Garfield and his mom, we're supposed to want to spend money to go see his deadbeat dad

[blue-hi]

there is a little creature. and she is under my bed

[everydayesterday]

Adopt, don't shop. This is Blossom. She'll be ready for adoption once she's 16 weeks old and has had all of her vaccinations and procedures.