malcolmocean

[the-consulting-strange-vidder]

Incorrect Quotes: Shirbert Edition

At a bar Anne, Gilbert and Diana meet Cole’s new boyfriend.

Cole’s new boyfriend: So Anne, how did you and Gilbert meet?

Anne: Oh no. No no no.

Gilbert: ...

Anne: No no no no no.

Gilbert: ...

Anne: No no no no.

Gilbert: ...

Anne: No no. Gilbert and i are not together.

Gilbert: ...

Anne: No.

Gilbert: Really? Sixteen no’s. Really?

For @mychakk from her Sherlolly Secret Santa.

[mollyhooperish]

M: Promised her everything...marriage, position – and then he had his way with her and threw her over, left her abandoned and penniless.  S: Hooper.  M: Holmes. 

secret santa gift for @yourdistinguishedglitterstudent!

[elennemigo]

Passages from “Promises, promises“ by @mizjoely

From your Sherlolly Secret Santa!

(link to the fic in the Source)

[mel-loves-all]

Sherlock’s number 1 song on his Christmas playlist for Molly - “All I Want For Christmas Is You” - Merry Christmas @simplyshelbs16xoxo 

[stlgeekgirl]

The story (without a title)  In its entirety.  For @mel-loves-all

Honestly, she was a single woman living alone with her cat.  She really shouldn’t be used to someone jumping on her bed at two in the morning. 

She opened one eye and glared at the person on the other side of her. 

“What.”

“I need you.”

She sighed heavily and tried to pull the covers back up over her head which quickly became a tug of war. 

Letting out a soft growl, she eventually sat up, still glaring.

“You didn’t just wake me up at-“ she checked her bedside clock, “two am because you were in the mood.”

Sherlock sat on the edge of her bed, fully dressed, looking at her as if that was the most ridiculous question he’d ever heard. 

“Of course I did.  Let’s do this.”

She fell back on the bed.  “With anyone else, this entire conversation could be taken completely different.”

He hopped up, rummaging through her closet.  “Hurry up, get dressed.  Here,” He tossed her a pair of trousers and a jumper.  “It’s chilly outside.”

Resigned, she grabbed the clothes towards her.  “Only you would wake me up to chase someone at this hour.”

“I’ll be in the living room, the game is afoot!”

[simplyshelbs16xoxo]

She didn't have time to process her thoughts before Sherlock's lips were on hers-- firm and soft at the same time. How was such a thing possible? It was as if his mouth-- and oh God, his tongue-- was electrifying her bloodstream. Her heart hammered in her chest furiously, and if possible, would probably jump out of her chest cavity.

The Yuletide Treaty by me (x) for @stlgeekgirl

@holidaysat221b

[sherlollysecretsanta]

Sign-Ups For the 2018 Round Of Sherlolly Secret Santa Start Today!

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Please also friend this journal to get updates as things progress. Remember, while this is primarily for Sherlolly fans, gifts are open to any fandom. The rules will be posted in a bit!

[mousedetective]

songs for the sorceror supreme ~ A Stephen Strange Fanmix

My Sherlolly Secret Santa gift to @elennemigo (I took over as her SSS the last week, so she’ll get two fanmixes and a fic)

Imagine Dragons - Thunder | The Kills - Cheap And Cheerful (SebastiAn Remix) | Korn - Throw Me Away | Nirvana - Come As You Are | Digital Daggers - Heaven Or Hell | Maurissa Tancharoen & Jed Whedon - Remains | Shiro Sagisu - Fade To Black_B13a | Bootstraps - Stand By Me | Zedd & Kesha - True Colors (Nolan Van Lith Remix) | Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest

8tracks | Download

[mychakk]

Chapter 6 is up :)

[yourdistinguishedglitterwife]

Last Christmas

Hey! So @the-consulting-strange-vidder , I’m your SSS!

I based your gift loosely on “Last Christmas” but with a happier ending!

I’m going to write an epilogue for this because I think it would be cute.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy Sherlolly in ‘Last Christmas’

She still couldn’t believe that she had agreed, and that Mary had talked her into this. Again! She actually couldn’t believe a lot of things. And she was really tired of how easily she could be manipulated. She could really kick herself for this one. Molly Hooper was indeed a mouse, not a man.

Which brought up another sore subject. She was tired of being scoffed at because she was a female pathologist. “Pathology is a man’s area,” “There’s no way a woman can be smart enough to do things correctly the first time in pathology,” and her very favorite, “Isn’t that a man’s job?” For goodness’ sake, it’s the twenty-first century!

She scowled just thinking of the last time she heard that line, back to last Christmas, when she had been invited by her best friend, Mary Morstan, to attend a Christmas Ball/Banquet for charity. Mary’s date, Dr. John Watson, who Molly had met on more than one occasion and quite liked, had introduced Molly to his friend. The infamous Sherlock Holmes, who looked, though she couldn’t figure out how it was possible, better in person than the pictures in the newspapers, which were really good photographs that seemed to always catch a mischievous gleam in his eyes that had drawn Molly to him in the first place. Molly had immediately fallen for him, tall, dark and handsome, with intelligence to rival any professor she had ever studied under. That is, until he opened his mouth.

She had assumed his gentle cerulean eyes meant that he was kind, but boy was she mistaken as the first words to leave his mouth were, “So you’re the female pathologist. Isn’t that a man’s job?” She promptly took her glass of red wine and threw it in his face and then stormed out, forgetting her coat in the process. To her embarrassment, Molly could hear the laughter coming from John and Mary. She had assumed that they were laughing at her, until later that night Mary stopped by her flat to drop off her coat and apologize for Sherlock’s behavior.

‘He’s not comfortable in social situations, and has no tact,’ Mary explained.

‘I thought you guys were laughing at me,’ Molly said in a watery voice as she swiped at the tears streaming down her face.

‘Oh, Honey! Of course we weren’t laughing at you,’ Mary reassured. ‘We were laughing because it was about time someone put Mr. Sherlock ‘The-Great-Consulting-more-like-Insulting-Detective’ Holmes in his place.’

Molly rolled her eyes and smiled a little.

‘You really should have seen his face, Honey, it was hysterical!’ At this point, Mary started laughing uncontrollably again, so much so that Molly joined in. Soon they were both gasping for air while the tears flowed, for a new reason for Molly.

When they had somewhat sobered, Mary delivered the death blow.

‘I hate to tell you this. But I also think a warning is fair,’ Mary started.

‘What do you mean?’ Molly asked her, looking at her from the corner of her eye.

‘You know how John works with Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade?’

‘Y-yes. . .’ Molly answered hesitantly.

‘Well. . .,’ started Mary. ‘Sherlock is going to be tagging along with them now. And like I said, I think a warning is fair, they will probably end up in your morgue more often than not.’

Molly heaved a heavy sigh. ‘Great!’ She left it alone after that.

And now here she was, a year later, agreeing to spend time with the one man who couldn’t even stand her, let alone her career choice. They would have absolutely nothing to talk about. It would be more awkward than last year, and she wasn’t sure she would be able to handle it, or the glares from her friends, for very long.

Sherlock had no idea what he had done to make Molly Hooper hate him so much, but he was determined to find out. He didn’t think his compliment would make her react in anger. A year later and she was still giving him the cold shoulder, or her responses to his questions were monosyllabic and short replies. Which, according to both John and Mike Stamford, was very unlike “Miss Molly Hooper”.

He was very determined to change her mind about himself, especially after coming to terms with how he felt about her. Yes, Sherlock Holmes, the world’s only consulting detective, had lost his heart to one Molly Hooper. But Molly never spoke to him so he had never had the chance to tell her. But tonight at the charity Ball/Banquet, he was going to lay it out on the line for her, and see if there was any way they could repair whatever had been broken before they had even officially met.

As Sherlock stood in the foyer waiting for John and Mary, and inevitably Molly, his stomach started to knot up. She had held his heart since last Christmas, and he had watched her over the year, at John and Mary’s wedding with Tom to be specific, and it had slowly killed him. And then they had broken up, and he thought his soul could have soared.

But she still hadn’t talked to him in the lab, only given him the things he had asked for and then leaving him in silence. And the one time he had asked her to stay to help him, she had stumbled over her words to make an excuse to leave. But he knew her schedule. She didn’t have any autopsies to preform, she had been free.

Finally, finally, the three of them had shown up. When Molly’s eyes met Sherlock’s, she blushed, a look Sherlock thought that flattered her appearance. She quickly recovered and looked away, eyes searching for the closest bar. She made a beeline for the table, trying to look like she wasn’t rushing.

John and Mary approached Sherlock. John looking quite grim.

‘Mate, you need to talk to her, make her listen. Tell her how you feel, before someone else comes in and steals her out from under you,’ John’s kind eyes reassured Sherlock that that was indeed the correct thing to do.

Sherlock nodded and left to join Molly at the bar. He laid down a bill and told the barkeep, ‘For the lady.’

Molly had been startled by this and immediately turned around. ‘Keep your money.’

‘My money is just as good as yours,’ Sherlock sighed.

‘Fine.’

‘Molly, for what I said, whatever it was that made you hate me so much, I apologize.’

Molly was shocked so much, that the color drained from her face. Her brows furrowed and she tilted her head. ‘I don’t hate you, Sherlock.’

It was Sherlock’s turn to look confused. ‘You don’t?’

‘No. Not at all.’

Sherlock couldn’t really believe what he was hearing. ‘Could there be any chance for me to redeem myself?’

Molly smiled. ‘Perhaps.’

‘Perhaps a dance will help,’ Sherlock held out his hand.

‘You dance?’ Molly asked, amazement in her tone.

‘Molly Hooper, there are a lot of things you don’t know about me. But I’d like to tell you.’

Molly smiled as she took his proffered hand as he led them to the dancefloor. ‘I think I’d like that.’

[holidaysat221b]

Let’s turn back the clock to Winter 2018

If you’re in the mood for some older Sherlolly Winter fun, look no further.

  To help get you in the Winter/Christmas spirit, here are all the submissions we received during the 2018 12 Days of Sherlolly.  Please give them another look, leave a comment or a kudo (or both!), and show a little love to the creators who took the time to participate in 2018.

12 Days of Sherlolly #1 - Created by @mel-loves-all​ Happy Holidays, Sherlollians.  (On Tumblr)

12 Days of Sherlolly #2 - Created by @mel-loves-all The Twelve Days of Sherlolly  (On Tumblr)

12 Days of Sherlolly #3 - Created by @mel-loves-all The Twelve Days of Sherlolly  (On Tumblr)

All I Want for Christmas - Written by @darnedchild Molly didn’t expect to be dragged from her warm flat in the middle of the night to deal with a drunk consulting detective, but she found herself at Baker Street nevertheless. Sherlock, on the other hand, had been eagerly looking forward to a visit from his favourite pathologist. All Molly wants is to get a tipsy Sherlock tucked into bed. Thankfully, Sherlock has similar idea. (Somehow a fair bit of plot got mixed up in my Christmas smut. Oops.)  (On Ao3, In Progress, Rated M)

Another Holmes Family Christmas in Sussex - Written by @goodshipsherlollipop​ When Sherlock, Molly and their baby are at the Holmes family home for their second family Christmas post Sherrinford, John gives Sherlock some welcome news. But when Mycroft arrives with some explosive news of his own, Sherlock is beyond shocked at the turn of events. Can Molly help him sort through his conflicting emotions? (Continuation of my “Journey” Sherlolly timeline.)“  (On FFdotNet, Complete in 5 parts, Rated T)

Christmas in Sussex - Written by @goodshipsherlollipop Sherlock and Molly Holmes travel with Mycroft to spend Christmas with the Holmes parents. Pregnant Molly has a secret she can’t wait to reveal to her husband. Set several months after “A Journey to Love, Faith and Marriage.“  (On FFdotNet, Complete in 8 parts, Rated M)

Christmas is the Time - Created by @simplyshelbs16xoxo Christmas is the time to Say I love you!  (On Tumblr)

A Dead Man in the Family: Life After Death - Written by @ellis-hendricks Five-and-a-half years after the events of Sherrinford, Mycroft finally goes home for Christmas - but does it still feel like home?  (On Ao3, Complete in 2 parts, Rated G)

Epiphany - Written by @mizjoely It’s his birthday. Twelve days after another Christmas has come and gone without him. Molly draws in a shuddering breath and lets it out slowly. It’s January 6, another birthday he’ll never celebrate. Because Sherlock Holmes, world’s only consulting detective, is dead.   (On Ao3, Complete, Rated T)

How Abigail Mercedes Holmes Got Her Name - Written by @bekah1218 On a dark Christmas Eve, a car is pulled over at a lay-by…  (On Ao3, Complete, Rated T)

Merry Christmas Molly Hooper - Written by @mrsmcrieff Molly is alone at Barts on Christmas Eve, reminiscing about that last few months and her friendship with Sherlock. Will Santa bring her a present this year?  (On Ao3, Complete in 5 parts, Rated E)

Naked Santa and Fornicating Reindeer - Written by @darnedchild Molly and John share a love of festive Christmas jumpers. Sherlock … doesn’t. (Originally written for a Fandom Christmas in July thingy on Tumblr)  (On Ao3, Complete, Rated G)

A New Year’s Eve Party For Two - Written by @goodshipsherlollipop On New Year’s Eve, anticipating their first night alone since the birth of their baby in May, Molly plans a special night for Sherlock that involves a cute balloon game. Sherlock makes a decision about their future at Baker Street after coming to some conclusions of his own. What will Molly think of this turn of events? Sequel to “Another Holmes Family Christmas in Sussex.“  (On FFdotNet, Complete in 2 parts, Rated T)

A Piece of That - Written by @ellis-hendricks It’s the first Christmas since Sherrinford, and John reckons he knows exactly why Sherlock is out of sorts…  (On Ao3, Complete, Rated G)

Scarlet Lips - Written by @giulytrinka​ "Merry Christmas, Molly Hooper” he said softly, leaning towards her. At first, without thinking, he wanted to put his mouth on that scarlet patch. So soft, warm, alive. Then the mind took over, and it diverted the trajectory until it landed on her cheek. —x— Or a Sherlolly AU-Canon Divergence fic of episode 2x01. What could have happened if Sherlock hadn’t received Irene’s message?   (On Ao3, Complete, Rated T)

Skulls - Written by @lilsherlockian1975 It starts with an unusual morning at 221B and soon becomes a game of silly gifts and inside jokes. Or so Molly thinks until the gifts get a bit… personal. “Billy,” she said with a bit of venom. “Is female and she’s quite old.” He smiled. “You wanted to tell me and I wished that you had. No one else noticed. Well, my brother did, but no one cares about Mycroft.” Steepling his fingers just under his lips, he studied her. “I saw the recognition on your face, however, and that was enough.” “Enough for what?”  (On Ao3, Complete in 4 parts, Rated T)

Under the Mistletoe - Created by @simplyshelbs16xoxo Build a fire to escape the cold Bing Crosby on the stereo Tracing letters on my skin Slowly starts sinkin’ in You love me?  (On Tumblr)

The Yuletide Treaty - Created by @simplyshelbs16xoxo She didn’t have time to process her thoughts before Sherlock’s lips were on hers– firm and soft at the same time. How was such a thing possible? It was as if his mouth– and oh God, his tongue– was electrifying her bloodstream. Her heart hammered in her chest furiously, and if possible, would probably jump out of her chest cavity.?  (On Tumblr)

The Yuletide Treaty - Written by @simplyshelbs16xoxo Months after the events of Sherrinford, Sherlock and Molly reluctantly make a deal where she pretends to be his girlfriend for the holidays, and in turn, he’ll watch her cat for her holiday in the new year. By signing a ‘Yuletide Treaty,’ this arrangement proves to be mending their broken friendship.  (On Ao3, Complete in 7 parts, Rated T)

The beautiful 12 Days of Sherlolly graphic was created by @mel-loves-all​

[the-consulting-strange-vidder]

Incorrect Quotes: Shirbert Edition #2

Anne: I’m not in love with Gilbert.

Diana: Oh. No, no. Good. Yeah me neither.

Anne: I mean hey, i like Gilbert as much as the next guy.

Diana: …

Anne: Clearly i have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love.

Diana: ...

Anne: I have loving feelings for Gilbert? Yeah!

Diana: …

Anne: I have continuing feelings of love but that doesn’t mean that i’m IN love with him.

Diana: …

Anne: You know i have sexual feelings for him but i DO love him.

Diana: …

Anne: …

Diana: ...

Anne: *gasps*

Anne: Oh my god!

Anne: Why didn’t you tell me?

Diana: We thought you knew!

For @mychakk from her Sherlolly Secret Santa.

[mollyhooperish]

Fanfiction Graphics: Sherlolly is Real by yourdistinguishedglitterstudent 

Sherlock is photographed giving Molly an innocent peck. Molly believes that Sherlock will be upset, not with her, but because something so innocent was taken out of context. 

secret santa gift for @yourdistinguishedglitterstudent!

[elennemigo]

Khanolly for @mizjoely​

From your Sherlolly Secret Santa!

[mel-loves-all]

“You do count.  You’ve always counted and I’ve always trusted “loved” you.” For @q-uix from your Sherlolly Secret Santa @mel-loves-all 

[stlgeekgirl]

Suprise!

Hello @mel-loves-all

Tis I, your Sherlolly Secret Santa!  Happy Sherlolly Christmas.  

Sorry for the delay, but the first 2 chapters are uploaded.  (or will be by the time you get this.)  

There are 3 chapters to this.  I am still working on Chapter 3.  You WILL get 3 chapters!  I need an ending to this story.  You need an ending to this story.  

I’m hoping you enjoy it.  It’s got most everything you like, angst, angst, manipulations, sex, miscommunication, Molly Sherlock, Mycroft, Anthea...John.

Sherlock being a clot.  

Enjoy!  It was lovely talking to you and Oh yeah, I owe you a cookie recipe and that story in its entirety, not just one sentence at a time.   Enjoy!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17178287/chapters/40390106

@holidaysat221b