#shipname debacle

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Lily Evans/Tom Riddle Shipname Finale Poll

You chose, now choose again forever. Last round baby.

[therealvinelle]

WE HAD A TIE!

I can't believe it.

(Context on my blog for those wondering what's happening)

[sonicasura]

Random pairings #2

Happy Valentine's day everyone! Just like the other random pairings, they're either serious, crack, joke, or salt at misused franchises and poor canon choices. Now including some tidbits like meeting or such. Might right fics with these pairings. Enjoy.

Jonathan Joestar x Sandy (LMK), ship name TeaWives

Met in a grocery store at Megapolis searching for tea.

Jonathan initiated it with a invite at the local teahouse.

Sandy sealed the deal by asking Jonathan out.

Mutual pining between the two. Cuddling guaranteed.

Neither of them get jealous easily. They are protective, mostly Jonathan whose the bodyguard of the relationship.

10th Doctor x Macaque, shipname is LonelyHearts

Met in the Tardis (as said ship believes the Doctor needed a friend.) Slow mutual pining.

Doctor initiated it by taking Macaque on a ride across space and time.

Macaque sealed it by kissing the Doctor after a harrowing adventure and both confess.

The Doctor is the one to get easily jealous and Macaque is the possessive partner.

Make outs are guaranteed as much as cuddling. Macaque is quite handsy.

Hank J. Wimbleton x Dante Sparda, shipname is CrimsonBullet

Met in Hell (apparently Tricky's purgatory connected to the hellscape from Devil May Cry.)

Curiosity spiked the whole debacle with the creachurr practically following the hunter. (Hank likes weird shit and he thinks Dante is weird, which the man is)

Hank initiates with random gifts(simple stuff to demon guts)

Dante seals the deal. How? It's up to you guys. 😆

Possessive as hell Hank guaranteed. This creachurr won't hesitate to shoot someone. Dante only gets possessive around demons.

Prefers sleeping next to each other more than cuddling. (Both suck at cuddles via inexperience)

Josuke Higashikata x Ben Tennyson, shipname is OmniDiamond

Met in Japan during summer vacation as children. Reunited later in Bellwood as teenagers.

Mutual pining although both are slightly dense. (Crazy Diamond isn't and has to lead things along.) Josuke initiates by hanging out.

Ben seals the deal via asking Josuke on a date.

Josuke is a cuddler while Ben is the one to get jealous.

Super protective of each other so expect a nightmarish beatdown on anyone dumb enough to cross the line.

Jak Mar x Raiden Pierce Okamoto, shipname is TwoWorlds

Met on Misty Island because of a portal gone wrong. Does reunite years later as young adults.

Mutual pining although Jak is a bit dense and Ray(Raiden) is more focused on getting home. (Daxter and Bob(Tatsurion) have to subtly lead them on)

Jak initiates by helping Ray in any way he can.

Ray seals the deal with a confession. (Daxter shouts finally in the background)

Both get easily jealous and are protective. Ray is more protective once reuniting (Beginning of Jak 2 is the reason) Comfort cuddles guaranteed.

Vergil Sparda x Balan, shipname Fell theatrics

Met in Wonderworld Theatre (a certain blue devil has been long overdue for a visit)

Mutual pining (although both are nervous and unaware of shared feelings)

Balan initiates giving advice and small gifts alongside the usual help.

Vergil seals the deal through a confession.

Vergil is quick to jealous and possessive. Balan is super protective. Cuddles are guaranteed with this maestro.

Have fun with these!

[solrosan]

i-blame-this-on-sherlock replied to your post “*bangs head against the desk at every new femslash shipname she finds*”

Yeah what IS wrong with Hoopervan? I like that one

I like it too! And I mean, we already have the molrene/mollrene/hadler debacle so it would just be really neat if we didn’t start making up new shipnames... the femslash ships are hard enough to find as it is without having the content spread out over multiple tags!

[therealvinelle]

Vote for the worst, good people.

[therealvinelle]

Because I'm having too much fun:

Good people, submit your worst Aro/Carlisle ship name to me and we shall poll for a victor.

My nominations:

DoctorJudge

Culturi

OldOlder

[therealvinelle]

I have another horrible and very cringy ship name: Snake Crossed Illness

1) Snake for all the reasons listed in SnakeSnake

2) Illness since that is how Alphard refers to his crush on Tom

3) Play on the phrase star crossed lovers because their relationship is forbidden both for homophobic and blood purity reasons

Alternatively I offer Dormmates in reference to the famous vine "And they were roommates! - Oh my god, they were roommates."

Oh my god.

Oh anon. I didn't see you!

Know that I love your beautiful suggestions, I love you, and I'm so sorry you didn't get to war against the other suggestions for a winning position. Snake Crossed Illness is beautiful to me and I might have voted for it.

... And I just remembered why I didn't post, I did see you. Unfortunately I was so taken out by your last sentence there and the realization that @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and I have become completely obsessed with a real bona fide enemies to lovers, "oh my god they were roommates", ship.

I had to exit tumblr to recover, and subsequently forgot this entirely.

Well.

I'm sorry to you and to myself.

[therealvinelle]

Aro/Carlisle ship name

Contestants have battled, and only two prevailed. Tonight we poll for a true winner!

[therealvinelle]

some bad Aro/Carlisle ship names

Vollen Voltlen

AngliKing (anglican priest + king, sounds racist) Divine Right (like the divine right of kings for the priest and king, idk probably too deep a cut)

Oh christ.

[therealvinelle]

Okay so I’ve missed all the context for this shipnamegate you’ve got going on and I know you’re polling for the worst name however… if you need a good one has anyone suggested Caro? It means like dear or darling in Italian and it would be a pretty cute shipname and is probably what Bella calls her next kid or smth idk she’d be so good at whatever cursed poll you’ve been doing

Ah, alas it is too late and we were never shopping for good shipnames, rather we were in it for the worst possible. Caro is a great shipname for the two, you can say in seriousness you ship Caro, same cannot be said for "Divine Right" or "DoctorDracula".

"Check out my new Caro fic", great. "I wrote a VampVamp oneshot!" not so great. One is taken seriously, the other isn't.

Us being deeply unserious people, we decided to poll for the worst, and the final poll was already underway when you sent this ask.

(And god, you're right, Bella would sweep this.)

[therealvinelle]

After all that shipping debacle if you don't use winning ship name in your fic summaries or tags I would be extremely disappointed. That awful ship name have to spread among your fans like a cognito-hazard, it would be a shared trauma which strengthen our bonds lol.

But of course anon, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and I are committed. Alphalord or Tard, whoever prevails we shall proclaim to the skies. It's why we're taking this so seriously.

[therealvinelle]

In spirit of SnakeSnake: VampVamp

I love you anon.