#shitpostss

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Realistically, looking at the height difference, husk is like the worst height possible because he is too tall to rest his head on angels bottom shoulders, but too short to rest his head on the top shoulders. Not a good hugging height.

What was I cooking with this one?? Past me, explain

[claritys-silly-things]

Various incorrect quotes I usually have to edit to have the right character dynamics

———

Cherri: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Angel.

Angel: I hate myself.

Cherri: Alright, square up.

———

Alastor: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Husk: Please, just say fuck.

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Lucifer: Hey Adam, Lilith just broke my apple-shaped lamp.

Adam: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Lucifer: Okay, you win.

———

Applebee's Waiter: What would you like to order?

Pentious: I'll take the apple.

Applebee's Waiter: We don't actually sell apples.

Pentious, visibly frightened: Ok then... I'll have the bees...

(not edited)

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Ritz: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Nella: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

(“Whaddup I’m Nella, I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read”)

———

Husk: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Angel: Jokes on them. I'll ruin his fucking life.

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Molly: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

[clarityroses]

Tell them to leave what the flip man

This is literally on an “essay” performance task lmao

[oceanside-story]

Hey guys! I’m gonna be jumping off MY STAIRS because I hit 5 FOLLOWERS on this tumblr!

Like, I’ve never got more.

/ref

[beans-in-your-socks]

ok so like apparently this is controversial but I really like 2 minute noodles with a fuck ton of ketchup and cheese. All my friends say I’m feral for eating it but it’s SOO GOOD

[mdr-reikas]

Hdhsjfjdi WHY am I like thissss??? This was supposed to be my art blog not random shitpostss wtfff. I think I have to make a proper art blog again now. For fucks sake.

[levtuve]

dude u already had the cell an hour ago

[liv-baby-demon]

Kermit, Have Some Kermit People

[rogah-wrote-gaga]

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- remus to sirius at some point probably

[hazelnutnebula]

*casts g ayy of a ss upon yee*

[spdrghsts]

who’s gonna give me and @sensesdialed​ a harry osborn to complete the trio

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Got me kicking my feet and giggling and shit I can’t 😔

I’m gonna implode

[claritys-silly-things]

Man bored.

Man remember incorrect quote generator.

Man happy.

[clarityroses]

rah new theme

[oceanside-story]

Lane: Why is Jo in a cage?

Ethan: They growled at me :C

Jodine: >:(

[alcappacino]

love that gibson es-335