#shivering my timbers fr

[thgelittleggoober]

Hey guys whats up-

WAIT

IS THAT MJ THE COOL 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

FEATURING ORIGINAL CHARACTER LOVE INTEREST

OH MY GOD AND IT’S AN ATTEMPT AT HYPER-POP

AHHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

@heavytf2mybeloved

[an-intermission-of-sorts]

*does a horrible fuckin blinker*

Heugh- Did you know that javert can SEE in the DARK!!!

*passes out*

[cheygrembaby]

i completely forgot i drew this in honor of the mario movie becoming a thing

[countryfriedcatboy]

i am suddenly consumed by unexplained dread. more at 10

[via-l0ve]

I'd love to see more Supernatural stuff like "would you love me if I was a worm?", please! c:

Calling The Spn Boys Really Cringey Nicknames (preference!)

a/n: i literally love you sm. when you requested this i was fr begging my brain to come up with ANYTHING and then boom here you are so thank you sm for this :)) i wasn’t sure if you meant like preferences or a funny little chaotic write up so i did both :) hope you enjoy!! (wendy williams is such a meme.)

Warnings: swearing, chaos tbh, not proofread

characters included: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Crowley

Dean:

Sam was in the room and you know you gotta mess with the moose man

you walk up to dean all innocent and you hand him a beer you got from the fridge.

“here you go, honey bunches.” insert voice you use when talking to a puppy

dean stared for a second before going

“thanks?”

“of course, Schmoopie.”

HELP

Sam rn:

You just walk away like it’s normal and go back to doing whatever you’re doing and sam is literally DISGUSTED

after a couple of seconds he just goes

“schmoopie?” bro is about to cry hes so dead cus wtf is that nickname

“yeah?” you respond, shrugging.

“never say that again.” Sam deadpans and Dean gets up to walk to you.

“what the hell was that nickname.” he asks, a HINT of a blush on his face.

you smiled. “i think it’s cute!”

he literally looks scared.

“stop it. never again.” SHIVER ME TIMBERS

you scarred the poor man and his brother

Sam:

He’s working late on research for a case you guys are in town for and he’s delirious

you bring him a coffee and decide to fuck with him a little bit

“here’s your coffee, Sammy.”

“oh, thank you y/n”

“anything for my cutie patootie!” you kiss his head and walk away

he’s literally going 👁️👄👁️

maybe he’s delirious but he’s not psycho (maybe)

him rn:

“y/n.. what?”

you just turn around all innocent

“what? cant i call you my cutie patootie? or would you rather me call you my schnuckums?”

“what the fuck.”

“y/n. go to bed.”

you made him go to bed because he thought he was hallucinating

castiel:

my precious baby

he totally asked dean all about pet names and stuff and dean was like “STAY AWAY FROM THESE ONES..”

so when you call him your poopsie he’s like 🤨

but he dosent wanna do anything weird so he goes

“love you too, Schmoop.”

GOODBYE.

he fought back

now it’s your turn to actively cringe

you when he fought back:

he tells dean about it the next day and dean is in absolute SHAMBLES

i love cas he deserves nothing but love and support

he would totally keep calling you that name just to see you die inside every time

he loves you

i love him

he’d research cringe couple names and come across Petite Chou (small cabbage) in french and call you that

everyone would think it was something cute and meant a lot

Small Cabbage

Crowley:

i honest to god feel like crowley has seen so much and you’re so chaotic he wouldn’t even bat an eye

“i love you baby cakes!!”

“mhm. love you too, y/n.”

“hey my schmoople!”

“hi y/n.”

“how was your day, snuffleuffagus?”

“good. how was yours, love?”

he’s so used to you and your antics tbh he honestly thinks it’s hilarious

but he isn’t even phased anymore lol

you guys are a power couple

[hexologh]

┏━━━✦❘༻SWEET SWEET BAKER༺❘✦━━━┓

Let us repeat, We believe in Y/n Supreme fr. 🛐🛐

Ty @sleeplessdreamer14 for requesting

MK

Mk was just walking around minding his own business but then he'd smell this heavenly aroma., That would lead him to You of course.

You two would talk for a while and you would make him the BEST sweets and BREAD 🍞., And you treat him so kindly, he would start going more often.

The way you just smile at him w/ those beautiful eyes looking at him., Would bring him to his knees bro.

Like mk believes in Y/n supreme fr 😩

My boy is IN LOVE, Like after he finished his mission or his Training he would bolt away from what he's doing., Running to you.

Your just you amazing, cute, beautiful., Good at baking the list goes on.

If Wukong ever finds out, he would tease the HELL out of Mk and he would just take it, I mean he is his mentor.

Wukong

Tbh he was just going to get Peach chips, nothing more but then he thought about that cool bakery Mk and his friends where talking about, he decided to check it out.

Once he opened the door he immediately smelled the beautiful scent, which is you lmao you welcomed him and acting like he's just a person and deffs not a monkey.

He'd be surprised but amused, so he kept going to your bakery., The more he got to know you the more in love he was, but he doesn't know that. 😏

You actually treated him like he was just a normal person an not the “GrEat SaGe eQuaL tO hEaven” I mean he likes the title but he's tired of fighting demons, maybe for you he'll beat up a million more just to keep you safe.

He'd tell you story's and you'd listen w/ open ears., He'd be a little flustered by you staring right at him...W/ your.. Beautiful face..CURSE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE, YOU!

One day he was just eating your amazingly baked cake but doesn't notice there was frosting on his cheek but you know who did notice? You., You stopped what you were doing as your soft hands touched his face making him confused and flustered, your finger swiping off the frosting before licking it off your finger.

You smiled at him, “Its better not to waste anything, right?” you asked, Monkey king is literally deceased.

Macaque

Macaque was just wondering off using the shadows but then he sees this bakery and tells himself, why not because you totally get to see a monkey walking by everyday.

He opens the door but bumps into someone, you! You'd welcome him slowly leading him to a table., He'd be confused but follows

Once he tried your sweets and how you smiled at him one word was just pops on his mind when he saw you, Adorable, YOU ARE ADORABLE. alright that settles it your never getting rid of him.

Be prepared because my dude will pop out of no where from the shadows, Sometimes just sits in the shadows and watches you., Which..Is kinda creepy 💀💀💀

But he doesn't care now does he? But one day he was in the shadows of your bakery ready to spook you, you suddenly turned around... Staring .. Right At HIM. Now that's flippin CREEPY, WHERE DID HIS ADORABLE Y/N GO!? My man would be scared like shiver me timbers but then you stopped.

You smiled, “oh, its just you Macaque., Glad it wasn't a demon.” Well Y/n....About that— Macaque then walks out of the shadows sweat dropping off his cheek, you raised your hand before petting the monkey he would practically pur bro, forgetting what happened.

Give this man some more love. 💀

Redson

Redson would fall hardly on your floor after he got punched by Wukong, when he opened his eyes someone looked straight back at him.

“...You want cake.” you'd ask, Redson blinks, “Huh.”

You'd convince him to stay as he lets you put some bandages on his hand, “You got peppers for this?” Redson asked, “That's cake.” you reply. “I know what I said.”, “What the fu—”

When he meets eyes with you he knew,. There’s something about you that was.., special, He doesn't know why but once he left and got back to his home, he couldn't take his mind of you., Your smile, your voice ect.

So he'd come back once in a while talking to you as you'd listen to him, we fr need more people like you. 😔

One day you just say to him flatly, “Your a very beautiful man, Redson” NOW LETS SEE THAT PENI—

He blinks trying to process what you just said, “Of..COurse! I am!!” his voice broke out he cursed himself for doing that, before hearing you chuckle, he looked up at you before a blush slowly covered his face you looked at him smirking, please fuck him where the sun don't shine Y/n. 🛐

[4-leaf-cloverr]

heyy hope ur having a nice day anywho i saw ur doing character x character, and the #1 ruinene defender, pls pls pretty please can i have some sleeping/cuddling hcs for the two? ilysm and ur writing is just GOD tier ty <3

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RUINENE... SHIVER ME TIMBERS.. I love this ship so so much so yay! I'm actually #2 ruinene defender!!!Thanks for saying that abt my writing, I really appreciate it! ilyt! :D

Ruinene hcs!

♡-> nene isn't used to physical affection, and neither is rui. But rui is a touch starved motherfucker.

♡-> they usually switch between big spoon and little spoon a lot, the little spoon usually being rui (he begs nene to cuddle him)

♡-> for sleeping- what sleep???? But fr, they have to remind each other (usually nene reminding rui) that they have to actually get some rest

♡-> it still takes rui a while to sleep, but he definitely gets more sleep than what he used to get

[nikaizkool]

I genuinely start tweaking when I see quackity I start shaking in my boots

Shiver me Timbers. Fr tho I scream and start shaking uncontrollably

[beefboyandbabygirl]

my fic timelines (for fun) !

SPOILERS FOR ALL MY CURRENTLY RELEASED FICS, just thought this would be fun for anyone that enjoys my stuff. You can kinda get an idea of what the fic is before it's y'know the full, completed thing. Sometimes I write down specific quotes I want in the story, and most of the time I also plot out the metaphors I want to use and stuff to sort of keep everything connected (but i have decided to forgo the metaphor-plotting). Also sometimes I end up changing things from how it's originally intended (just in case u read smth and ur like "thats not the way it was!"). the girl code one is soooar funny frs

*also shiver me timbers doesnt have a timeline bc its so short lol

GOODBYE, FOURTH OF JULY:

party-party sad

how yn and chan met + how yn is avoiding him during classes now, purposefully making herself late so she can sit with someone else and chan watches her intensely across the lecturehall 

chan FINALLY gets yn to his house while hes getting ready for a date. theres like a semi confrontation where hes like “i can tell your lying u kno” og yn er like… “no im nooooot” 

yn is soooooo depressed. so seungkwan and soonyoung and host an intervention (seungkwan is a second opinion)

chan develops a theory that someone mightve harassed yn at the party and he has heard women can b embarrassed ab that type of thing 

chan finally rips yn to his house and hes ANGRY bc shes been ignoring him and shes scared and feels bad and they have this big argument (“WHY WONT U LET ME HELP YOU”)  where she ends up confessing and chan realizes in that moment that hes in love with her too

super hot sex w praise and sweetness and desperation TIHIHIHIHIH

JUDAS IN THE WINDOW:

Yn comes home, thinks about chan blah blah sees him in window

Yn explroes the suburban ass town, sees the church is drawn to it. Is surprised to see chan in there WEARING A PRIEST UNIFORM. Naur. They talk a little. Sees the judas stained glass. Chan invites her to eat at his house also invites her to like church get together in 2 days

Yn eats dinner at his house, finds out he BOUGHT IT OFF HIS PARENTS WHEN THEY WANTED TO MOVE. CRAZY. A lot of tension and maybe a small argument bc of their differences and how yn kinda judges him for staying the same in the same place and how chan kinda judges her for being a whore n shit 

Yn still comes to the get together much to chans surprise! She keeps trying to apologize but ppl KEEP getting in the way! So chan is like just wait here until after the thing and shes like ok lmao. 

Chan and yn sex scene but first they gotta like. Talk out their differences. “I always felt a bit like judas” 

“I can’t tell if its you or god I turned my back to” you laugh

He watches you with an unreadable expression. “Maybe both,” he whispers. 

GIRL CODE:

at a party, yn and the girlies and dare i say mingyu find woozis book hes always writing in. after much debate, they decide to open it, and what in gods name. its the girl code. the girlies r outraged. thats for girls only. they dont confront woozi, as he has left (he forgot the book lmao).

yn and the girlies confront woozi after class in a secluded classroom. they interrogate. woozi, usually cold and cynical, cracks under the pressure of vicious angry girls and admits. hes writing it down so he knows how to approach his crush. yn is sad. 

yn thinking over her relationship with woozi. yeri (roommate) is annoyed bc she can hear her thinking (outrageous). flashback to the party where woozi #fucked her and shes wondering if it was really that long ago (it was). 

the girls have adopted woozi, and yn kinda thinks its torture bc now she is sad around him (and v insecure bc DOES NO ONE WANT HER?). but they coo and they love him bc hes such a sweet boy, and they’re giving him tips while theyre doing their makeup for a night out  and hes writing it down diligently. he asks her if shes ok. shes a little taken aback. yeah i am. 

another night of helping woozi and adopting him. mingyu wants 2 join but hes NOT one of the girls and hes all whiny and sad about it bc he does NOT want to go out with seungcheol and jeonghan again theyre mean. too bad. ur not woozi. this is for woozi and girls only. i imagine woozi pulls yn to the side and asks her directly like. i know ur not okay. i can tell. there’s something wrong. yn is like. i dont want to talk about it. woozi is like fine queen. 

mingyu (who is closest to yn) WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING IN WITH THE ADOPTED WOOZI THING. hes asking her over lunch and shes all angry ab it. she finally spills that hewas writing down notes for his crush and now shes sad bc  she kinda likes him and thought they had smth going on. mingyu is shook. he partially thinks the whole girl code book is rlly funny but he also feels bad. he buys her a froyo. 

at another party and mingyus mission is to get yn laid so shes no longer insecure and so she can get over woozi. introduces her to wonwoo and they talk at the party. while theyre talking yn notices woozi storming off from the party and putting two and two together, she figures things probably went south w his crush. she catches up to him outside the party and hes all angry and buff and doesnt want to talk to her. a heated discussion w jealousy and woozi finally confesses by being like. ok wait and he goes into a random garden and picks out a couple of flowers and start reciting the confession script on his phone. yn is like. noar way. shes shook and doesnt say anything and so woozi starts being all apologetic like. i know its not roses and i know its not exactly the setting you guys told me- yn kisses him tihi. they kiss then have the sex. its great. jealous sex. yum.

I ❤️ DILFS / GOOD GIRL:

Bff Giselle convinces yn to go to seokmins party invite (and bring her) and also idk maybe seokmin and vernon and her as a kid flashbacks? - establishes yns character, and also seokmins kindaaa

At the party and jeonghan flirts w her haaaarddd and seokmin is like lmao stay away from her and then brings her to his room where she’s safe and they talk ab what they’ll do in the fall break and they realize they’ll both be at dorm during holiday and then they’re like we should hang out fo sho

They hang out the first day and there’s like an ooopsie moment like hm idk what yet, maybe like seokmin remembers from childhood that’s she’s ticklish and he tickles her and they’re wrestling and he ends up on top of her (sexual tension tihi)

They hang out again and they drink? and yn ends up spilling that she’s bad at masturbating…. N he teaches her while they watch porn….. hot (smut frs) 

Next day again and yn is insisting on returning the favor but seokmin is v v sweet and in luv n is like noarrr but yn insists and then she gives him a blowjob  

Yn facetimes vernon and it makes her feel like a whore and tells him she doesn’t want to do it anymore over text (she’s afraid if she sees him shell abandon all modesty and jump his bones) and they don’t see each other that day - conflict 

Seokmin at her door. She only lets him in when he says sum shit like “I need to know I didn’t make you uncomfortable”. Then they confess their feelings and they have fr sex (also virgin mode, #firsttime, #dickomode) 

i hav 2 more completed timelines, but the fics arent done yet >:)))

[7kylian]

No because the day Kylian gets married…they’re gonna have to lock me in a 12x16 palladium glass box with 378 padlocks…like I’m going to be in shambles…my timbers will be shivered that day fr

[democraticsenator]

military folks are so fucking weird bro.

have a friend on Facebook that’s very much Not Like Other Girls™️ who is serving as a Marine.

She shared a post to her story saying “anyone who dares to stand up to Israel, be prepared to have someone else raise your child” like?????

The way we talk about killing other people so casually in the name of nationalism shivers my jimminy Timbers fr

[parcai]

Motherzoneds 😿😿😿

it was giving "surely u must know better than ME bc u know EVERYTHING + ur soooo smart right RIGHT" the amt of memories that dredged up was insane the involuntary prickle down my spine shiver me timbers fr fr 😭😭😭😭 when i called u mommy yesterday i didn't mean it like this

[we1come-to-swerves]

my guy what. 🧍 u're just gonna act this chill about surviving a whole ass quantum jump while being out in the open and without any form of cover whatsoever????? WTH CYCLONUS AKSJKAKS 😭 HE’S FR TALKING LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NORMAL AND OBVIOUS COURSE OF ACTION EVER- NO SIR THAT WAS A MAJOR DUMBASS IDEA WHICH IM BOTH APPALLED AND LOWKEY IMPRESSED AT ( if only for that fact that it actually worked against all odds 💀 )

also pls let the poor man finish at least one of his sentences cyclonus jeez- :’’DD

uhh yeah and since half the crew of the lost light seems to be survivors of that attack it kinda makes things awkward u know.....

well ZAMN. consider my timbers shivered sir 😳✋  ( nah but like mags is looking unnecessarily good here excuse me- )

okay guys i think there’s been enough threats made in the last 5 minutes please chill tf out

[fyodorloveclub]

You shiver my timbers ngl 😧

But fr, your blog is so open and you're so easy to talk to and nice I wonder how people find you intimidating. You're a homie 🥺

QUINN PLS ur gonna make me cry thank u🥺🥺

[dumbdoglilly]

head from a girl that meows got me shivering in my timbers fr

[klowndykebar]

Avatar the way of water

Right so, this is just gonna be me and my thoughts on the new movie. I’ll get to a few things I wanna address in this post as well because I’m indigenous( Lakota) and I feel it should be addressed. This whole thing has spoilers so if you haven’t had a chance to see it feel free to stop reading here.

The movie itself starts off so happy and endearing with the sully family, I wish I could’ve seen even more of them just being content together but this movie literally doesn’t waste time getting into action which I can appreciate but yea I wished more things could’ve been shown before the time jump.

I guess one of my biggest issues so far is that we should’ve seen more of the main cast, I hope they’ll have an extended version with more because I’m honestly just wishing there was more.

Tuk tuk - Protect at all costs

Kiri is an insanely interesting character and the depth she brings is crazy. I love her so much already, sigourney is an amazing actress for sure.

On the topic of spider, his background with quaritch was also interesting because quaritch is going to have a personal stake in it all. I’m starting to think the hate his character is getting is way over the top, he was tortured for info on the sully family and still didn’t give it up. He sabotaged the demon ship to help them when they’re fighting. He grew up around the entire sully family which is why he wears so much na’vi clothing and why Loak even suggested at the end they couldn’t leave him behind. I honestly like him as a character and I think besides being a tarzan archetype, he’s bringing something to the table for the next movies. I’m curious where him and kiri will end up together, if I’m guessing right, is it gonna be some sort of star crossed lover with kiri? Who knows but I’m interested to find out. I enjoyed spiders character dynamic with them all and the interaction between him and kiri was truly so sweet.

Tonowari and Ronal power couple that’s all.

Tsireya and Loak!!!!!! That’s it I love them. They’re fr the new gen Jake and neytiri

Loak couldn’t just stop being like a Jake mini me, his recklessness cost him way too much imo.

Neteyam my beloved I wished he could’ve had more screen time, his death hit just as hard on the second rewatch as it did the first. Sweet boy. ;_; I don’t know how but I honestly hope he’ll come back in the next movies. I wish we got to see more of his character

love dad jake and mom neytiri <3 I wish we saw more of moat tbh.

It was cool to see new creatures in this universe honestly, the tulkun are fascinating.

Honestly, it all looked so pretty. kiri scene with her looking like an angel was possibly my favorite scene in the whole movie.

Quaritch shivers were timbered with neytiri. A son for a son line was so cold I’m still not over it. I’m not really certain with how I feel about quaritch and that they’re setting him up to be the main villain across all of the movies but I guess we’ll just have to see where it goes. Could be good who knows. That dad joke of why so blue legit got a chuckle out of me tho Lmao

Overall, I’d rate it a solid 8.9/10. My biggest problems are that there can only be so much time to watch things in a movie theater setting and I wish more could’ve been expanded upon, not even just one particular thing, just everything in general. Neytiri needed more screen time, Jake needed more screen time. So far, that’s my main problem with it, most of the character development happens off screen. The plot was well enough in my mind, it’s obvious they’re setting it up for the next movies. Not much to critique because I mostly enjoyed it if I’m honest.

This last thing, it does need to be addressed, James Cameron’s comments on Lakota people specifically, and that guardian article that came out 12 years ago.

I totally get why some indigenous people decided to boycott it and that’s extremely valid. I was willing to set it aside to see a movie I’ve been waiting to see since the first one came out when I was 8 years old(im 21 now).

I can tell he takes his inspiration from everywhere, which is nice. What’s so weird to me is the fact in this article he singled (Lakota people) out and called it a dead end society which is really out of pocket and if his comments are outdated, an apology is overdue. Colonization is obviously a major theme with these avatar movies but to call real life indigenous people who still exist a dead end society is not only extremely ignorant but also just completely ignores Lakota and all indigenous peoples who fight against colonization to this literal very day. He makes fictional indigenous aliens then proceeds to insult ones who are still around?

All that being said, James Cameron does come from a position of power. I can enjoy his movies while also being able to separate the art from the artist. If some indigenous can’t move past these comments, I don’t blame them and I hope in the future instead of condescending, ignorant comments, there’s understanding, self education, and actual activism.