#shoosh star

[webarebares]

Ganon being so excited to kill the last 54 people left alive is so funny to me

[mundanemiseries]

// writing brain not working...tho ngl gamers...the urge to redo my blog's general aesthetic is here right now lmao

[terranatior]

Got a blue sky code and immediately feel too stupid to use this site

You can follow me if u want idk how active I'll be over there though

[signs-of-the-moon]

I finally finished drawing all five clan leaders. Then I put them in a line to see how they all look compared to each other. Blazestar somehow ended up beong the shortest in height and idl how to feel about that

[hopefully-hellbound]

Prom situations

Hope this hasnt been done before >_>

Got some inspiration and because insomnia is a bitch, i rambled about some of the npcs and how it'd go for them. Everyone is male except PC is nb

ROBIN

Absolute best boy, gets you freshly picked flowers from the garden, wears a little suit two numbers too big for him and he blushes so dark when you call him handsome. You two walk to the prom, holding hands, and you bring your own drinks because god knows what is in that punch bowl. So you two sip lemonade from bottles you keep a close eye on, dance at the edge of the dance floor, and kiss in the privacy of the janitor's closet. And if you grinded on him well enough during the dance, you don't leave the closet until the dance is almost over and a flustered River finally finds you and shooshes you home.

KYLAR

This is the guy who fainted in park when you asked him out for prom. No question. Woke up laying on the fountain's edge with his head on your thighs and thought he died and went to heaven. When he later sees you in your fanciest clothes, he still thinks so. You two arrive to school each on your own and enter together, enduring the usual mockeries that you got used of since you started hanging out with Kylar. You get bullied by Whitney as he forces you for a very gropey dance and you have no choice but oblige, since his friends threaten to shove Kylar's head in the toilet if you make a scene. They still do, even after Whitney lets you go and loses interest.

Kylar and you poison the fruit punch with laxatives and escape, deciding to spend the rest of the night watching stars, giggling and kissing in the park.

SYDNEY

Pure!Sydney picks you up with his dad as the driver, opens the doors with a joking grace and tells you how pretty you are during the short drive. The night is fun, you two hold hands and dance while leaving some respectful room betwen, and yet he blushes and averts his eyes whenever you try to get a little closer. Sirris takes a picture of you two in your outfits and Sydney is glowing, so happy he didn't panic too much and said no when you invited him. You spend the evening as best of friends until it's over and Sirris gives you a ride home. Sydney escorts you to the front door of the orphanage, and as you're saying goodnight, he suddenly closes his eyes, grabs your arm and gives you the sweetest kiss on the lips. Then he runs away before you can reply, and with a smile you can see him practically jump into the car, beat red in the face, only to get a congratulatory pat on the shoulder from his dad before they drive away. You cant wait to see him in school on Monday.

Corrupt!Sydney borrowed his dad's car, he comes pick you up himself. He's wearing a dress with quite some clevage, but he claims Sirris allowed him to wear this. Who would complain, Leighton? Please. Sydney kisses you when you enter the car and his hand is posessively on your waist when you walk to the gym where the prom is happening. You spend the evening as life of the party, Sydney gets a lot of attention twirling you around in the centre of the dance floor. Later he drags you off and the two of you hide in the swimming room, where he dares you to go skinny dip with him. It feels good, feels forbidden, and the two of you end up fucking like rabbits right in the water. You're almost caught by Winter who came there for a smoke break, but you hide just in time to manage to sneak out again, wet hair and messy clothes, and decide to go to the temple and spend the night in the prayer room. For godly reasons, of course.

WHITNEY

A dick about it. Tells you youre coming to prom with him, not asks. It's not that he's afraid of rejection, why would you even suggest that? Tells you to not wear underwear, also. You obey, and for once, Whitney is mostly without his group of friends since they're all busy trying to impress their own dates. Not that Whitney would need to impress his slut, of course. His hand is like glued to your ass the entire time you dance, he steps on your toes quite a lot and youre not quite sure it's always an accident. He drags you to behind the school and offers you a smoke for the first time, then laughs at you when you choke and cough, pats your back way too roughly. Your kisses taste like smoke that night, but for the first time, it doesn't bother you.

LEIGHTON

Oh yeah baby, we're going there. You aren't allowed to go to prom as part of a disciplinary issue, a punishment for a crime Leighton pulled out of his ass. You instead help the teachers prepare everything, which could be fun, if not for the vibrator shoved deep inside you. Leather straps on your waist and thighs hold it in you without it slipping out, its a mold of Leighton's cock and guess who has the remote for it? Every time you get too friendly with someone, even a teacher, you feel the vibrations get so severe you can barely move on your wobbly legs. You can take it for a good while, to the middle of the prom, where you collapse, right in Doren's arms. He takes you to the infirmary but you're so scared he will notice that you tell him to leave. He does, and not a minute later Leighton shows up, remote in his hand and a bastardly grin on his face. He asks if you want the real thing and you tell him that he can go fuck himself. Also, that yes.

[hanasnx]

I don’t really read smut anymore if I can help it unless it’s part of a story, not the point of a story, especially when it’s about Hayden Christensen the person, not one of his characters.

You see, I think he does look at stuff about him. Especially when he was researching everything he could find about Star Wars. He stated how he found interviews and fan art. I find it very hard to believe he didn’t read a fic or two about his character. There’s some amazing content, and as cringey as this site can be, I think it’s the perfect type of social media for him.

Tumblr is a place that you can geek out over your interests and say things, you cannot responsibly express in the adult world. It’s a place you can be proud that hundreds or even thousands of people, love your epic 100k plus word FanFiction you spend most of your free time on, without having to admit you prefer writing, over going to some smelly club.

I also really appreciate how little anybody’s opinion on here, actually matters in the big picture. You and some of your mutuals are guilty of this, but I just attribute it to your age. Nothing can effect you on here, so do what you please and no one is the wiser.

Except, when I think of Hayden Christensen on here looking at stuff, I can’t help but wonder how a self proclaimed shy introvert, might feel reading about things with his actual name. He might get sick to his stomach reading about himself fictionally making a controversially young fan, bleed from his rough sexual treatment. Even if she’s into it. I think because of how introverted and private he is, and the fact everyone in Hollywood thinks he’s a bit odd, add to that the things Rachel says about her past sex life, without naming him, but giving her age so everyone knows who it must have been, have effected him negatively.

When he was younger, several costars pre-Rachel stated how serious and confident he was. Even Rachel said how she admired how sure of himself he was. He was photographed at many social events, celebrating birthdays, going to the playboy mansion, hosting parties in Vegas nightclubs, racing his cars, going to F1, and Cannes, and even the MET Gala. He dated Reena Hammer, who was practically the British Paris Hilton of socialites. He’s also a world renowned model. His interviews when he was earlier in his career, he was playful and almost arrogant in some, very flirty.

At first I thought his aversion to people came from the Star Wars toxic fandom hate he received for the prequels but if you look at when some interviews and interactions with people occurred, they were at or after, peak hate era.

There’s one in Cannes where he shooshes the media and gives them a dirty look while up on the podium. Another time he’s at an award show getting heckled and fired right back at them. There’s that interview where he says he wanted to be in Star Wars ever since he was a baby, that oozes confidence.

Then he got traumatized by a combo of fellow celebs, fans being hateful or saying nothing matters but his looks, and the loss of his anonymity. He has stated how cringe it was to see his face on everything from chips, to cereal, to chicken noodle soup, magazines about him, more often than not, without his permission.

I don’t want to villianize Rachel Bilson, because I think she is just an empty headed, cute little nepo brat, that should be taken about as seriously as the movie Virgin Territory. She was in a wreck, in her teens and got a head injury so she has a hard time with long term memory. How it would be dating someone that forgets everything with time, cannot be great for your self esteem. Add to that her talking about how paranoid and depressed he gets, and publicly stated he has severe anxiety can’t help his anxiety. Then to mail that coffin shut, she spreads rumors he cheated with someone as embarrassing as Emma Roberts, said he never could make her cum, said her break up with Bill Hader was more difficult than child birth, has been linked to a bunch of men that she says she now has no issues orgasming with partners, and she constantly brings him up on her podcast that I think 75% of her listeners, listen in hopes she’ll say something about Hayden.

Living with social anxiety, brought on by trauma and over exposure, seems like it’d be something close to torture, never knowing what she will reveal about you next. Also how she talks about Briar all the time, even going so far as taking calls from her school, on the air has to make him feel very helpless.

I do appreciate one of your recent answers about how he doesn’t even know what sexy stuff he might be into, and while I hope he does find someone that makes him feel safe and secure, I think it’s better to stick to his characters. It’s not difficult to just make him AJ, or James, or even Jacob, if you’re sick of using anakin.

We should also be conscious that Briar is reaching the age where she is going to be looking up her parents. It’s just a fact. And as a fan of Hayden, you can’t just not give a shit about Briar. The man seems to love her more than anything, and we love him. Robin Williams suffered from similar mental health issues as Hayden does, and no one knows what pushed him over the edge, but I sure as shit don’t want to contribute to him having a breakdown.

And yes, I wrote a very sexual series about a celeb using their name before I realized how hurtful that had the potential to be. I went back and saved them all before deleting them all on here, and then I edited them all to be one of that celebs characters, and it actually did even better. Maybe one day I’ll share that with you.

I hope you don’t take this as an insult or me judging you at all. I think you are a very skilled writer with an amazing imagination. I enjoy dark fanfiction, and you have the ability to build worlds, and describe emotion that is quite rare. I used to write a lot more, and I always knew that smut equals instant gratification. Smut gets most of the attention, and some of them I wrote have thousands of notes, while the one I worked the hardest on, and am most proud of, has like 30. It’s heart wrenching and makes people cry though, and most don’t like to be emotionally wrecked by a fic.

You don’t have to post this if you don’t want to, but of course it’s yours now. I need to be anonymous with this because my main blog is very wholesome and pure, while my fanfiction writing is on a sub account I guess you’d call it off my main, and so is my Hayden fan account. We have interacted somewhat through posts you’ve liked and commented on.

well it’s a good thing that i don’t tag any of this with just his name and instead tag it with “hayden christensen smut” and “hayden christensen x reader” so that people don’t just come across it who are looking him up. you can filter those tags and my user too or if you’d like to give me your user privately i can block you. i don’t rly know what you were trying to do here because i never opened this discussion up and never planned to

[avalonianrising]

For the FR lore asks, can you tell us a bit more about Efah and Eron? How did they end up in the Archivists' Legion, and what were they doing before that? How did they meet? What events in their lives do their quotes refer to?

Muffled screaming!

Okay, so let me start at the beginning as best I can here:

Through the prayers of the people, they were 'born.' One in darkness, one in light. Some think that some cataclysmic events spurred it on, but no one is really sure. The Archivists' Legion was founded by Wereth, who only found out about the two of them through a nearly-rotted text that he painstakingly restored in the ruins he chose as the location for the library.

The more he built up the Legion, the more people eventually did find out about both Efah and Eron--and so, they 'forged their paths,' as they call it.

Despite how it may seem, Efah is not inherently evil. Jailer of the Forgotten, he lies on a different realm (so it is rumored) than dragonkind, in a winding labyrinth of jail cells that are filled with spirits of those lost for whatever reason. The Path of Darkness is followed by those who actually seek the light and aren't afraid to pull people from whatever personal hell they endure. In all reality, he actually protects those lost spirits despite whatever they may have done to end up there in the first place.

Eron is opposite, existing in an entirely different dimension as well! His path is a bit more traditional, for those who either seek enlightenment or have already found it--whatever their definition of it may be! In halls of sprawling pillars, he listens to the hopes and dreams of those who pray to him, doing his best to offer courage to those who need it most.

As the ancient texts suggest, they are allowed to meet for one night only on Sornieth (I am a star-crossed lovers adorer, shoosh) every 10 years. Some believe the Hewn City is the location of their rendezvous, but no evidence of this has been produced yet--not for lack of trying. A few too many people may have gone missing in the process. They did meet here though, drawn together by forces just a mysterious as their origins!

Nec possum tecum vivere, nec sine te. I can live neither with you, nor without you.

I actually borrowed this from Tokyo Ghoul, I'm not gonna' lie, hahaha. But it fit them perfectly. They can't be together 99% of the time mostly due to a strange energy clash that happens when they're near one another on any other given day. Some even wonder if they were at one point mortal enemies, but Wereth hasn't found anything in the texts to suggest this! But living without each other for so long really hurts, as you can imagine.

These two spirits still live however, fueled by so many hopes, dreams, struggles, and raw emotion. They talk about it every time they meet, and they're actually pretty damn proud to watch over everyone under their guidance. <3

[svtinq]

omg i love ur hs headcanons, can i request like the genshin boys but as substitute teachers? preferably childe, zhongli, itto, diluc, xiao and kaeya plss - if thats too much its fine!!

teachers? oml bloody genius

genshin boys as substitute teachers (ft. DCKZ + xiao and itto)

Diluc

"good afternoon everyone"

grumpy

"quiet when I take the role, I want no funny business."

probably leaves the class alone most of time bc he has "emails to send"

sighs so mf loud when the class gets too loud

sipping his black coffee every two seconds while he's typing away on his computer

established the fact that he can answer your questions at the start of the class bc he has a "literature degree" even though he's taking a physics class

looks busy and scary enough that no one approaches him w/ their "literature" questions

wearing a low buttoned black shirt and hair tied back in a low ponytail

he's the teacher u wanna get a piece of ifykyk

girls and gays be whispering about him after class

actually a really good teacher, very coherent and answers the question

Childe

"oh let me see what you guys are doing..."

the P.E teacher sub who forgot they had to be here.

turns the air con on SO HIGH and is still sweating

forgets to take the role until theres 10 minutes left of the class

let's you out 5 minutes if you promise not to "trip and die" in the five minutes left bc he doesn't want to get sued.

super chill, i promise you that you will get no work done

has those casual conversations with the class, the vibe turns grey after you figure out he has a fiance.

too dumb w/ a lack of credentials to answer literally anything so he insists the questions you ask him aren't included in his paycheck

"trigonometry? oh yeah .. no"

if you are picking subjects/university courses, expect him to give a big lecture about taking sports science or coaching

Kaeya

"shoosh, shush shushs sushsuuhs shhhhhh"

" you guys are giving me a bloody migraine"

the sub that everyone loves

you hear cheering when he walks into the room

sits down and rolls his eyes before proceeding with the role call - he knows he's iconic

drippyy

"so rachel what's up with you and bryan?"

adopts and i mean adopts every child

will be patrolling at lunch and get bombarded

wanted to leave the school one time but the kids protested

very attractive, 10/10 teacher crush material

zhongli

he's a chinese teacher with the cutest accent

zhongli is like unintentionally funny, theres just too much of a cultural difference

when substituting for an english class he walks in, stares at everyone, smiles and nods before sitting down and not saying a word for the rest of the lesson

"a-aron"

mispronounces literally every name on the role, not just the exotic ones

will see a chinese last name on the roll and his face lights up

proceeds to have a conversation in chinese on the spot while everyone is just confused

also very attractive and always well groomed

bitch comes to teach in a suit every day

if you get him at the end of the day and he's tired, your tired, seeing him taking his suit jacket off and loosening his tie is gonna keep you awake ALL NIGHT - different kind of caffeine bro

xiao

tired substitute

studying to teach chemistry/physics cause I swear the science department is always on their last line

seeing him not be tired and smile is like seeing a shooting star bitch, you better wish you could take a picture

has tattoos and is forced to cover them up, but he fucked the system and still wears sleeveless tops and turtlenecks anyway

NECK TATTOO PLS

apprentice teacher so he's really young and seggsy ijsnvils n burnt out ig

"oh you need help with this one?"

talks in the deepest and calmest voice and leans over your shoulder to read the question

the guys don't really like him, oh i wonder why?

this sexy asian man is the standard be sure to ask a lotta questions ;)

itto

retired athlete

he probably played rugby

the girls would be asking questions and accidently find out his athlete profile

known around the school and sticks out like a sore thumb, a big thicc thumb

doesn't care if the class if loud asf but the teachers next door always tell him off

"okay so we're gonna have to turn the volume down by like 35 okay?"

yeah no he's not gonna be able to answer any questions but he tries really hard

the younger year levels bully him while the older ones drool over him

if you come to school early enough he'll be in the school pool swimming laps or running on the track field

forgets to call the role, the administration is not happy with him lmao

"so how was everyone's weekend?"

wears tank tops and basketball shorts to school

goes wack on house spirit day - #1 contender to be voted to wear the school dress

the head of the sports department is really done with babysitting him

[bellarkeselection]

Hey I have a request where the reader is giving Tate a bedtime story and John just smiles watching them and is happy to be married to the reader

Favorite Storyteller

It had been a long day of work for John. Where he was beat from helping move the cattle from field to field with the helicopter. Stumbling down the hallway all he wanted to do was climb into bed with his darling wife Y/n and cuddle for the night. But he stopped hearing someone talking in his grandsons bedroom. He peaks his head in the doorway curiosity getting the better of him. "From there the gang of cowboys thought they were safe. Until...suddenly a stronger gang attacked their ranch." You threw up a hand in the air getting his grandson to gasp in shock grinning.

John and I haven't been married for that long but it feels like we have. We finally got together after Kayce turned sixteen. Eleven his first wife was my high school best friend. So when she died from a horse accident I felt it just as much as he did. "What happened next, grandma?" Tate, my grandson now asked excitedly. John was out working all day so he asked if I would read him a bedtime story. "Well, the cowboys did what any person who cared about their home would. They defended it and won." He smiled laying his head on my arm, eyes starting to close meaning he was almost asleep. So I close the book laying it on the nightstand shooshing him. "Sleep little grandson."

Pulling the covers up over us I feel someone staring my direction. So my eyes flickered up seeing my husband standing in the doorway. "Enjoying your spying there, Mr. Dutton?" I teased with a smirk laying my head back on one of the pillows. Tate is asleep cuddling up underneath my left arm. John slowly took a step trying to not make the wooden floor creak. He managed to sit at the foot of the bed smiling. "I can't help smiling at you being so good with him, my wife." He lifts my hand kissing it before I close my eyes falling asleep beside the boy.

Comments really appreciated 😊

Tag list @whateverthecostner @the-morning-star-falls @rosie-posie08 @hcwthewestwaswcn @kcloveswrestling @kaymudd @lizzydutton ( @whoa-its-otto ) @nettysworld-madisonclark @elenavampire21

[webarebares]

There's something so homoerotic about Thriller Bark when Sanji and Zoro's shadows recognize each other in their zombie forms and start fighting despite them already having forgotten most of their core values and selves

[ao3feed-tododeku]

Lab Safety

Lab Safety (The After School Chaos Special No One Asked For) by Roomigan Zoomigan

The moment that Izuku got a hold of the flamethrower Shouto knew that everything was about to become a huge headache.

No one would ever guess that during after school hours Izuku shifted from resident cinnamon roll hero to a calculating, attractively intelligent inventor. Not only that, but he had found a kin of sorts with the Support Course's own star student, Hatsume Mei.

The last thing Shouto had expected when Izuku had shyly asked if he wanted to see his "happy place" after school was to be dragged to 1-H's private laboratory of all places. Or, as Izuku jokingly called it, Mei's bedroom.

Stepping across the threshold of the lab was like stepping through a gateway to another world almost. Izuku seemed to be elated that Shouto was unfazed by the wires, chemicals, pieces of metals and unidentifiable objects that were strewn everywhere, truly breaking all rules of lab safety known to man. Occasionally, he asked Mei and Izuku if they were going to clean up but he was always gently shooshed like a baby interrupting adults conversing, assured that all the “danger” was “a part of the process”.

Oneshots will be uploaded daily for the next 27 days. This oneshot is 3 out of 30.

Words: 3128, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of 30 Days of Tododeku

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku, Hatsume Mei

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Hatsume Mei & Midoriya Izuku, Hatsume Mei & Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku & Yagi Toshinori | All Might

Additional Tags: Conspiracy Theorist Todoroki Shouto, Gremlin Midoriya Izuku, Chaotic Midoriya Izuku, Chaotic Hatsume Mei, Pining, Crushes, Confessions, Yagi Toshinori | All Might is a good mentor, Friendship/Love, Developing Relationship, inventing, Dorks in Love, Idiots in Love, Holding Hands, Cuddling & Snuggling, kind of, Nedzu Training Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Nedzu Friendship, dadmight, Shovel Talk, Until All Might Aborted Mission, Because he thought mission accomplished, But it was indeed not lmao

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39739992

[all-the-trek]

Star Trek: The Next Generation S2E1 "The Child" (2365)

It was fun (not) listening to a conference room full of men talking about what Deanna should do, but also refreshing the second she said she's having the baby Picard shooshed everyone right up.

They did a good job making little Deannas.

But damn you new doc for mispronouncing my precious Data's name and not giving a shit when he's like, dude that's not my name.

[nochiquinn]

campaign 3 episode 36: and THAT'S MY WIFE

marisha is cute in those glasses

[screams in lovm]

that was so abrupt

I feel like I have to get this to counter the fact that I own the c1 deck from the geek&sundry days

"just wash her out with your tears"

ngl I was not expecting the concept of whitestone to hit me in the chest like this

like they're not even really IN the city yet and I can feel my heartbeat in my face

sun tree SUN TREE

whitestone, premier spring break destination

The Tree™

matthew mercer one-man show as the entirety of vox machina

"falls into step where derrig would have been" fuck you liam

what in the okami

liam: and THAT'S MY WIFE

none of us are over keyleth but liam o'brien is definitely not over keyleth

fcg. sam.

keyleth is non-denominational

"sometimes you have to meet them"

the way I can SEE keyleth aaaahhhh

"that fuck"

travis losing it in the corner

was it a "came back wrong" D:

lays in the floor

tiny de rolo??

KYNAN

Break the Moon is my indie post-punk band

…what if the two exu storylines connect over the different apogee solstices

flying city, flying balcony bar, same picture

liam is going to murder me

"that together form - " "voltron"

the clock turns into a mech

is it still the glasses with 87 lenses, we lost those in lovm but are they still canon here

CHILD

GWEN

oh there I go I'm broken

percy: [being pompous and intimidating] playing in the back of my head: "the BUTTFLAP is DOWN"

oh they finally said the name, thank god

matt as percy is killing me

(percy as percy is killing me, knock it off you edgelord fuck)

orym: look here you hypocrite

did he roll the advantage??

the bakeryyyy

chetney

"he's very old, he could go at any moment"

"daddy the moon's haunted"

"crackpots" percival

CRIES

I was legitimately not expecting to go this feral over this

tlovm is fantastic but [gestures at the table and the faces and the reactions]

"were you here when the briarwoods were here" something like that

crying over a city

SHE 3X COMBO

I'm love her

she contains multitudes

okay okay okay okay

fearne

ashley

just a simple housewife

…oh

"she was you"

ashton: well this might as well happen

"you hear that babe? we're legends."

oh we're just doing this

delilah u whore

the way EVERY MIC just blew out

I figured that'd be percy's reaction

get his assssss

percival you edgelord fuck

taliesin looks a half second away from answering as percy at all times sdkjfs

the taliesins are fightinnnnng

"his hand goes to the side of his coat" "that's fine"

fuck him uuuuuuup

"my children will not grow up in a world where that woman exists"

oh no ashton's unsupervised

[road to el dorado voice] he's LOOSE

oh no

is ashton gonna play dominoes

"that's not eyesight" mood

I missed trinket noises

"it's a good thing he's got arthritis"

ashton literally pokes the bear

new favorite dynamic

"they're on the council though"

"pike's mine now"

ashley create pike's house in the sims

is this where she lived with scanlan

"he's a complicated man" -> "he's a prick"

(affectionate)

I enjoy that matt is using full titles; we obviously know this is vex and percy and keyleth but the hells don't, they're the Tempest and Lord de Rolo and Lady Vex'ahlia

man please imagine if liam had landed that Fuck You persuasion check

sam has played dragon age

when lady vex'ahlia shooshes you you shoosh

pike speedruns campaign 1

"we get a lot of fresh-baked goods, to be fair"

vex guest star party member??

TAKE VEX

VEX SWORD

"water"

sam riegel, forever wife guy to pike trickfoot specifically

"take a bet on my soul?!" percy's influence

fcg has a human body now a la curie from fallout 4

I wanna live, I wanna experience the universe and I wanna eat pie

vex: I KNOW he's a prick, I married him anyway

"fuck whatever THAT was"

I was never a huge pikelan person but the idea that this might be the house she shared with scanlan is still making me 🥺

excited for this dark ride at critical role land

just do it the old fashioned way dsklfjsl

ashton turn urself into an astral goldfish

"fucking clerics"

turn your back to the woods, hut, hut

dsjkhfs not the blueberry muffin

pate origin story

MAP

"I owe you a Coke"

that is Too Many

Scorching Marisha Ray

remembers the joke Matt made on twitter that his special attack is throwing his wife at people. It's the Marisha Ray.

"I would like to Win"

"that I will reroll bc I am not sam"

"if chetney dies so does christmas"

"your face looks like a butthole!"

guess about how much attention I've been paying to this combat sklfdjslds

"she's gonna know" "how will she know?" "she's gonna KNOW"

"chetney is now in campaign 4"

oh no

I was afraid of this

MATTHOLOMEW

[ladysunamireads]

Lab Safety

Lab Safety (The After School Chaos Special No One Asked For) by Roomigan Zoomigan

The moment that Izuku got a hold of the flamethrower Shouto knew that everything was about to become a huge headache.

No one would ever guess that during after school hours Izuku shifted from resident cinnamon roll hero to a calculating, attractively intelligent inventor. Not only that, but he had found a kin of sorts with the Support Course's own star student, Hatsume Mei.

The last thing Shouto had expected when Izuku had shyly asked if he wanted to see his "happy place" after school was to be dragged to 1-H's private laboratory of all places. Or, as Izuku jokingly called it, Mei's bedroom.

Stepping across the threshold of the lab was like stepping through a gateway to another world almost. Izuku seemed to be elated that Shouto was unfazed by the wires, chemicals, pieces of metals and unidentifiable objects that were strewn everywhere, truly breaking all rules of lab safety known to man. Occasionally, he asked Mei and Izuku if they were going to clean up but he was always gently shooshed like a baby interrupting adults conversing, assured that all the “danger” was “a part of the process”.

Oneshots will be uploaded daily for the next 27 days. This oneshot is 3 out of 30.

Words: 3128, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of 30 Days of Tododeku

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku, Hatsume Mei

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto

Additional Tags: Conspiracy Theorist Todoroki Shouto, Gremlin Midoriya Izuku, Chaotic Midoriya Izuku, Chaotic Hatsume Mei, Pining, Crushes, Confessions, Yagi Toshinori | All Might is a good mentor, Friendship/Love, Developing Relationship, inventing, Dorks in Love, Idiots in Love, Holding Hands, Cuddling & Snuggling, kind of

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39739992

[roomiganzoomigan]

Lab Safety (The After School Chaos Special No One Asked For)

The moment that Izuku got a hold of the flamethrower Shouto knew that everything was about to become a huge headache.

No one would ever guess that during after school hours Izuku shifted from resident cinnamon roll hero to a calculating, attractively intelligent inventor. Not only that, but he had found a kin of sorts with the Support Course’s own star student, Hatsume Mei.

The last thing Shouto had expected when Izuku had shyly asked if he wanted to see his "happy place" after school was to be dragged to 1-H’s private laboratory of all places. Or, as Izuku jokingly called it, Mei’s bedroom.

Stepping across the threshold of the lab was like stepping through a gateway to another world almost. Izuku seemed to be elated that Shouto was unfazed by the wires, chemicals, pieces of metals and unidentifiable objects that were strewn everywhere, truly breaking all rules of lab safety known to man. Occasionally, he asked Mei and Izuku if they were going to clean up but he was always gently shooshed like a baby interrupting adults conversing, assured that all the “danger” was “a part of the process”.

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Oneshots will be uploaded daily for the next 27 days. This oneshot is 3 out of 30.

[jimmythejiver]

So on hotvintagepolls there's a Vilma Banky vs. Norma Talmadge round and what I know about these two women are that Banky starred opposite Rudolph Valentino in his last film and Norma Talmadge is Buster Keaton's sister in-law. I tried to decide based on their pictures submitted who to vote for.

You got Banky with the punchable, obnoxiously smug face of Emet-Selch from FF XIV:

or

ew

Norma Talmadge is doing the shoosh motion obscuring her face so I decided to look at more pics of these ladies and Norma edges Banky out with this pic:

I love a bored royal sitting on their throne.