#ask box is open for anything

[thedemonofcat]

Shapeshifter Jaskier seeing one of his colleagues start to grey and being like, "Right, aging."

He then spends the winter subtly incorporating signs of aging into his appearance. He looks rather dashing if he says so himself.

But, when he and Geralt meet up in Spring, the witcher becomes *devastated* at the sight of his "aging" bard.

Geralt brushed Jaskier’s hair back with a careful touch. “You’ve got another grey,” he murmured, his voice laced with something close to regret.

“I know. Soon, I’ll match you,” Jaskier said lightly. “I’d call myself the White Bard, but it doesn’t have quite the same ring as the White Wolf.”

Geralt huffed. “Dove,” he said after a pause. “That’s what we’ll call you when your hair turns completely white.”

Jaskier’s smile was soft. “I like it.”

Geralt didn’t say what was truly on his mind—that he didn’t like Jaskier’s hair greying, didn’t like this reminder that time would eventually take him away.

Jaskier exhaled, as if reading his silence. “I don’t like it either,” he admitted. “But if I want to keep up the illusion of being human, I have to age.” He tilted his head, eyes twinkling. “Give me another fifty years, and I can always return to being young again.”

Geralt just stared, his thoughts scattering like dry leaves in the wind.

[spirit-doll]

Hmmm dark cacao you seem lonely

*randomly summons your friends if possible*

Love your art btw

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[darkfictionjude]

So there’s this blog getting popularity. Some people say it’s a IF writer hate blog others that it’s not. I don’t know I’m not informed. But I was sent something by one of my readers about one of my stories being mentioned there.

This anon said that I paywalled the rest of OYHS, leaving only the prologue. And to be honest it pissed me off. They made it sound as if I was this money-grubbing scammer who offered 5 pages of a game and then asked for money when I only ever update publicly if I have an entire chapter finished.

As a person in the world, you ask these things before speaking. That person is on tumblr so they could’ve come here to ask if the rest of OYHS is will be made public. They could’ve come and checked out the tag to see what I’ve said about it, they didn’t. I know another anon did set the facts straight and thank you to that anon.

At the end of the day because this niche is small compared to other internet groups, an author will likely see what you wrote about them. Before making assumptions, ask. It’s not that hard. You’re free to not like authors nor their practices but at least get the facts straight.

So to clarify my three current stories will be free until I finish them. Since I want to publish them officially the demos will likely be up to a certain chapter when I finally get to that point which is a few years from now.

[rs-hawk]

Oh oh oh lake creature who gets his kicks peeping on pretty girl that sunbathes and swims in a bikini... And y'know... Sex

Like creature of the black lagoon type creature

Another old as hell ask but it was such a good ask. I just had to watch the movie first. Lol

You and your friends decide to go to the lake for the weekend. There is a little cabin with a dock that backs right up against the lake. You and your friends decide to spend the weekend swimming, sunbathing and trying to barbeque (terribly, by the way).

None of you have any idea about the creature that lurked just below the water. He watches you, his webbed feet able to keep him perfectly under especially you. He loves how your bikini bottom shifts slightly, nearly giving him a glance at your lower lips. It makes him almost painfully hard, but he's afraid if he grabs you, you'll get scared and run off. Never coming back to this place. Then how would he ever figure out a way to get you naked?

Thanks to his green scale like skin, he's able to blend in with the bottom of the lake, as well as the trees when he creeps up onto land to watch you sunbathe. Smiling to yourself, you walk out to the dock. Since your friends decided to go back to the cabin and you know there's no way that they're going to be back anytime soon, you slip off your bikini and lay on the lounge chair. Your perky chest is washed over in the bright spring sunlight. The curve of your mound catches his eye, making his mouth water. His clawed, webbed hand slithers down his body to slowly stroke his cock when it slides out from its hiding place, like a reptile.

You have no idea that he dumps his sticky load to your naked body in the forest just to the side of the lake. You have no idea that all week he's been thinking of how to get you naked, and now you just presented yourself on a silver platter for him. He wants you more than anything, to feel how warm you would be against his freezing cold skin, but he doesn't want to scare you off. Fuck, is just jacking off to your naked body, and after you leave, the memory of it, going to be enough for him?

[urban-shade]

i may or may not make this a full iceberg video later but i thought it would be funny to make a pressure iceberg image

[bellarkeselection]

The Venus Muse

Princess Y/n has no desire to be just some man's wife. She wishes to explore the world and all the way up to the stars. And she may get her once in a lifetime chance when her mother, Queen Charlotte invites the Bridgerton family to the castle. The artistic Bridgerton son might possibly sweep the princess off her feet.

1 - Welcoming the Bridgerton’s

2 -Interesting Conversations

3 - Escaping with a Bridgerton

4 -

???

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[thedemonofcat]

I just realized that Geralt in fics being like, "Sorry I was an asshole. I know you can't forgive me, but what about *Ciri*?" is him babytrapping Jaskier.

“What about Ciri?”

Jaskier stared at him, mouth parting in disbelief.

“Are you seriously doing this right now?”

“She needs you,” Geralt said, voice low. “She’s got power. She’s stubborn. She sings your songs when she thinks no one’s listening.”

“That doesn’t mean I’m her father!”

“You're not,” Geralt said. “But she loves you like one. And… I think you love her back. Even if you don’t want to love me anymore.”

Jaskier stood up so fast the chair scraped back hard.

“This—this is manipulation, Geralt. You disappear for months, break my heart, and come crawling back not because you regret it, not because you want me, but because you want your child to have two parents?”

“No,” Geralt said quickly, standing too. “I came back because I regretted it the moment I left. I came back because I want you. But I brought Ciri because… I knew you wouldn’t believe me.”

“You’re damn right I don’t,” Jaskier snapped. “You thought bringing the girl would be your golden ticket? What is this, babytrapping now?”

Geralt winced. “Not like that. Gods, not like that. I just… I thought if you couldn’t forgive me, maybe you’d still stay. For her. And then maybe—just maybe—you’d see I’m not the same man I was when I pushed you away.”

Jaskier’s face was unreadable.

Then, from the stairwell, a small voice called: “Jaskier?”

They both turned. Ciri stood in oversized sleep clothes, a book tucked under one arm.

“Can you sing me that song again?” she asked. “The one about the basilisk that wasn’t really a basilisk?”

Jaskier’s shoulders sank. His jaw clenched. He looked from her, to Geralt, then back again.

“…Yeah,” he said finally. “Yeah, I can

[xvamehok]

What if Loona's nose grew longer like Pinocchio, but instead of lies, is whenever she's annoyed or angry?

I lived!!!

[spirit-doll]

Do ya think he (Dark Cacao) misses his kingdom?

Yes... Sometimes he can be in mourning and worries about his kingdom, but he believes that even if he not there, his kingdom will handle it without him. Moreover, Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip in there! :)

[pukefactory]

i haven't seen ANY gigi x reader content. ive been STARVED of my little kleptomaniac.. please. gigi x reader who likes to draw. and they draw good too. maybe she steals their sketchbooks on occasion and the reader had to buy more...heh.

HAWK TUAH!!

✦ ─ ˗ˋ LOVE LOVE DELUXE ˊ˗ ─ ✦

➽ Summary: Gigi steals the reader’s sketchbooks and has to give one back

➽ Character(s): Gigi (Dandy’s World)

➽ Reader Pronouns: Non Specified

➽ Genre: Short Story, Fluff, SFW

➽ Word Count: 453

➽ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

It starts small. A missing pencil here, a misplaced eraser there. Nothing too unusual—you probably just forgot where you put them. But then, one day, your sketchbook vanishes. And then another. And another. You check every possible hiding spot, every corner of your workspace, only to come up empty-handed. Then, as if on cue, Gigi waltzes in, sleeves swaying past her hands, a familiar-looking notebook tucked snugly under her arm.

“Ohhh, this?” She flips the sketchbook open, smirking as she flips through your drawings, her half-lidded eyes glinting with amusement. “Weird, huh? I just found it lying around. Figured I’d, y’know… take care of it.”

“Gigi,” you sigh. “That’s mine.”

“Pfft, yeah, was.” She hugs it to her chest, tilting her head dramatically. “It’s got me all over it now. My fingerprints, my love, my admiration… I cherish this, you know?”

“Then cherish it from a distance and give it back.”

She gasps like you just asked her to give up her entire existence. The sweater-covered hands press against her face in mock devastation. “Unbelievable. I thought we had something special.”

You don’t entertain her theatrics—you just snatch your sketchbook back when she isn’t looking. But this is Gigi. You know this isn’t the end of it. Sure enough, the cycle repeats. She “borrows” your sketchbooks, hoards them somewhere only she knows, and maybe returns them if she’s feeling generous. At this point, you’ve resorted to buying extra sketchbooks just to have something to draw in. But even that isn’t safe—Gigi finds them, every single time.

“You shouldn’t keep so many,” she hums, flipping through yet another stolen book. “It makes them feel less special, don’t you think?”

“They were special, before you kept stealing them.”

She shrugs, unconcerned. “It’s a compliment! You’re just too good. Can’t blame me for wanting to hoard all this fine art.”

And to her credit, she does treat your work with care. No torn pages, no accidental smudges. She doesn’t even doodle in the margins, even though you know she’s tempted. As annoying as it is, there’s a weird sort of flattery to it. She could collect anything, but she chooses your art. She likes it enough to risk irritating you. Not that it makes up for the mountain of sketchbooks you’re missing. The worst part? Even when you do get them back, she always acts like she’s doing you a favor.

“Fine, fine, take it back,” she sighs dramatically, tossing a sketchbook into your hands. “It’s about time you appreciate all I’ve done for you.”

You stare at her, baffled. “You mean stealing from me?”

“Curating a collection,” she corrects. “You wouldn’t get it.”

You do get it. And you know she’s never going to stop.

[burningcheese-merchant]

Have you ever thought of any other fankids for your BxA pairings? Paneer and Jackie are so cute! :D

Awww thank you ❤️ here's a little doodle of them as babbies just for you. Jack's hair was kinda shaggy as a little kid lol. But he's getting better at holding his baby sister, see?

I've thought about other Beast x Ancient fankid, yeah. But to be honest, I can't really see the other pairs with kids. To elaborate:

Dark Cacao is already a father, and his son is already an adult, at that. I think he's had his fill of raising kids by now (especially because he already didn't do the best job with Dark Choco. He'd probably worry he'd fuck up the next kid, too). I can't really see Mystic Flour wanting children, whether that be because she doesn't see the point or because she, too, fears that she would fail as a parent. It's easier/more suitable for Flour to accept Dark Choco as a son and for him to accept her as a mother figure imo. Best of both worlds: you can have a kid, and the kid is already grown so they don't need raising lol

Same deal with Hollyberry tbh. She's already a mother, she's already had her time in that world. Her son is a man with his own life and accomplishments; her job is done and she wants to relax now. Now that there's a heavy implication that Eternal Sugar is fond of children (and perhaps even wanted to be a mother herself), I think... she would've wanted to have a child with Hollyberry, and would be kind of sad that Holly doesn't agree. But she would make peace with it. It helps a lot that Pepper Jack and Matar Paneer are around, honestly; she loves being an auntie. They both do. And that's enough for them

Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla... That one's tough. I don't think Shadow Milk would be a good father tbh. He's already a deadbeat to Black Sapphire and Candy Apple, you know? Lol. Pure Vanilla is the opposite, he adores children and is great with them. I can see him wanting one with Shadow Milk; worrying it wouldn't go well, but wanting it nevertheless. The thought of having a happy family with his other half is an enticing one, even more so seeing their friends have one of their own. But it's a "two 'yes's" thing and Shadow Milk keeps saying no... It's the HollySugar dilemma but in reverse lol. The Ancient wants a kid but the Beast doesn't

Silent Salt and White Lily are the closest ones to that ideal imo. It's something Silent Salt sometimes dares to daydream about, even. But they're both so afraid, so nervous... They already think so little of themselves in general. They'd probably assume they'd be the worst parents ever. (They'd do just fine lol.) For now, they're content being Auntie Lily and Uncle Salt. But maybe someday...

... All of that just to turn around and say I thought of some kids anyway 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm a silly guy

MysticCacao kid would be Choco Tart

HollySugar/EternalBerry kids would be two daughters, Belladonna and Yew Berry

ShadowVanilla kid would be a son named Vanilla Cream

SilentLily kids would be a son named Fleur de Sel and a daughter named Salt Spray Rose (or Rugosa Rose, haven't decided yet)

None of them would be canon though, save for the last two 😅 but you're all welcome to ask about them anyway, if you're curious for some reason. (Otherwise I encourage you to go look at some other ShadowVanilla kids because they're actually very cool. @/justn0t has Panna Cotta Cookie and @/verystrangebun has Gold-Flecked Cookie, those two are my favorites)

[tiredbread]

can i sidebar with you real quick?

[rs-hawk]

I mean.......arent all monster fuckers choices a little out of the pocket sometimes?

You right. Fuck it

The eggs the Easter bunny put in you look like actual Easter eggs. Their beautiful outside coloring reflects what color fur the kits will have 🫶

[askenatheworker]

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[bellarkeselection]

Okay so Ryan and Dutton!reader are engaged and she finds out he got branded after the whole Colby and Teter thing. That kinda the basis of what I was thinking 🤔

The Ranch Brought Us Together

“I understand that your father doesn’t really want big events at the ranch. So I’m just hear to tell you that it wouldn’t be huge. Just our normal crowd and my parents would be coming into town.” I quickly followed the heels of Beth Dutton who was walking to her car to go to work.

She opened her car door stepping inside responding to me. “Y/n, you have been loyal to my father almost as long as Rip has.”

“Yeah but it’s his ranch and I don’t want to feel like we are overstepping with trying to do even a small wedding here-“

She touched my arm, giving me a half glaring smile. “Which means he will say yes. I know you’ve already asked him and he said possibly but don’t panic I’ll make sure and sweeten the deal where he definitely agrees. Now get out of my way, I’ve gotta go ruin someone’s day.” She shut the car door and drove down the driveway leaving me standing there by the wooden fences.

My fiancé worked for John Dutton for a few years now. We actually met and fell in love while working here at the ranch. Tucking some hair behind my ear that had come out of my ponytail I heard someone coming in my direction where I spun on my feet. “Ryan! You’re never done with work this early.”

“You’re right I ain’t done with my day. I just could wait any longer till I got to see you for a little bit.” Ryan pulled the reins of his horse to a stop, dismounting his horse coming over to hug me.

I wrapped my arms around his neck hugging him back. I smiled leaning my head against his chest until I pulled back seeing something sticking out of his shirt that was opened. “Wait a minute. Did you get hurt?”

“No I didn’t.” Ryan answered, tiling his head down to meet my gaze.

Moving my hands up his chest I threaded my fingers through his jackets and the open section of his jacket. Pushing the fabric apart my eyes landed on a red Y symbol on his right side of his chest. “Then what the hell is this, Ryan!”

Ryan lowered his gaze down to the symbol that I had exclaimed about. “Oh that. I got it after…after some guys hurt Colby and Teter the other day.”

“Ryan, I ... .don't scare me like that.” I sighed heavily laying my head on his chest staring at the fresh red mark that was slowly healing.

I had gotten the brand a few months after Rip had done it after he accidentally killed one of the other workers when they talked back about John’s daughter. I knew it meant you never left here and it was an honor with the ones who got a second chance. But we hadn’t talked about him getting it. “I’m sorry, babe. It all just happened so fast and you have been busy planning our wedding. I didn’t want to worry you.”

“Well you did.” I hit his chest, shoving him away from me beginning to walk away from him. “You know what I can’t marry you after this.”

Ryan gasped rushing forward, snatching my arm. “Y/n, hang on. I’m sorry - shit please don’t not marry me.”

“Ha! Ryan you idiot. I’m not breaking off our engagement. I could never do that cause I love you too much.” I tugged my wrist from his hand slapping my hands on his knees.

Ryan removed his hat from his head running his fingers through his hair. “Fuck that’s a relief.”

“Hey you know something we’re matching now.” I unbuttoned the top of my shirt tugging down the right side of my shirt. His eyes found the same mark that he had seen on me previously in life the first time we had sex. “We’re now connected in love and in our work life.”

Ryan sets his hat on top of my head, looping his arm around my waist pulling me up against him. “That doesn't sound too bad to me. I love you.”

“I love you too.” I grinned up to him, kissing him slowly. He kissed me back before he had to get back on his horse and go back to work. The Dutton ranch was our forever home.

[thedemonofcat]

What if Vesemir accepted Jaskier as a son-in-law in his head, only for Geralt to awkwardly explain that they’re not together.

Vesemir, who has actually grown to genuinely like the bard, “Oh… Eskel, would you be interested in the bard?”

Eskel, looking on the receiving end of a death glare from Geralt, “That’s—I’m not really looking to die—ate. To date.”

————

Geralt bursts into Jaskier’s room and is like, “YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME AND NOT MY BROTHERS”

Meanwhile, Jaskier’s baffled because he didn’t know Geralt was on the table let alone his brothers.

“You want me to marry you?” Jaskier asked, his heart pounding. He had loved Geralt for a long time, but this proposal was unexpected.

“If you don’t, one of my brothers will try to claim you,” Geralt replied. “And you’re my bard, not theirs.”

Jaskier leaned in, a teasing smile on his lips. “Alright, I’ll consider it. But only if you can tell me my name.”

Geralt remained silent for a moment, and Jaskier sighed, pulling back. “Geralt, I care about you, but you don’t really know me. I won’t marry you just to help you win some strange bet with your brothers.”

As Jaskier began to leave, Geralt gently grabbed his arm. “Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove,” he said softly. “You were named after your grandfather, who passed away when you were a baby. Your sister used to call you a weed, and that’s why you started calling yourself Jaskier. You’re from Lettenhove, a coastal town in Bremervoord. Your accent slips sometimes, especially when you’re drunk.”

Jaskier stared, wide-eyed, as Geralt continued. “You can play over a hundred instruments, but you prefer the lute because it’s easy to carry. Your favorite food is strawberries, and you hate peas in your stew. Your entire family has blonde hair, but you have brown.”

Geralt reached for Jaskier’s hands, his voice tender. “I do know you, Jaskier. And when I ask you to marry me, it’s because I love you.”