#short bruce is a dear hc basdd on batman using plataform shoes

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Harley: *kidnnaped some random innocent guy* So I kidnnaped this guy so I could formally tell you guys that I'm a totally changed person and want to join your hero team. *dislocates the guy sholder and teaches him how to use it to scape the handcuffs* See I'm not only letting this civilian go free but when he's kidnnaped for realsies he'll know how to escape. So whacha y'all think am I in the team or not?

Batman: You're in. I'm proud of your redemption.

Ollie: What? Just like that?

Batman: She said she is good and I trust her.

Ollie:You don't even trust yourself.

Batman: Sorry, she is in. I also already agreed that Poison Ivvy, Catwoman, Penguin and Riddler should joint as well.

Ollie: Why? That's a massive security risk!!! Did you hit your head one time to many, Spooky?

Batman: Eh. Now I'm going to use my enormous fortune to have some fun and maybe kill Joker.

Clark: Jason. I looked under the mask. I know it is you.

Diana: Also you are not wearing hells. Bruce uses plataform shoes because he likes to feel tall.

Batman: I'm tall. Also who is Jason?

Diana: Exactally, kiddo. You've grown to be a tall man, Bruce on the other hand is what you guys would call a short king.

Ollie:*milldly disapointed* Also, who is Jason? Really?

Jason: Okay fine. But I only agreed with Harley. Selina was actual B, Riddler was Nightwing and I have no clue why, Penguin was Red Robin and I understand this one even less and Ivvy was Batgirl.

Diana: Please explain.

Jason: B lost a bet and now we all have a be Batman day.

Harley: Soooo am I in or not? *looks at Superman with puppy eyes*

Clark: *can't say no to puppy eyes* Sure.

Diana: Dear Demeter grand me your pacience.