#should've stayed in drafts

[marcysdreamydays11]

Does anybody else poke their finger in oranges when they open them? I do it cause I have no nails cause I chomp on them 😭 it feels so wrong like I feel like I'm penetrating a orange and its juices ooze out like I'm sorry for violating this orange bro

[juney-blues]

i wave my paws up in the air sometimes

sayin uwu

gonna

get you

[logansargey]

Y'all ain't ready for this convos yet tho

[jeeyunspetrat]

maybe this is just the gifset talking but i do think in a world where maddie and buck both die in a tragic accident cheddie would have a real shot................

[stupidityplanet]

"oc x canon/selfships are cringe!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

my honest reaction to that information:

[spectrophobiia]

"what have you done" "aAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA" i love this fuckass movie so much you dont understand how important this is to me

[johnlennonbignaturals]

do you guys think izuku had a tumblr yay or nay

[hopeinthebox]

lizzy i nearly choked 😭😂

i'm SO sorry but there is only one man for the job

[deanscutiepiesam]

I liked one Sam x reader tagged post bc I reblogged it with a Dean speech bubble, and now Tumblr keeps recommending me Sam x reader posts.

Besides the fact that I don't enjoy reader inserts, I keep frantically scrolling past them because I'm scared Dean's going to pop up out of nowhere and beat my ass for reading about romantic scenarios with his brotherwife. 💀💀

But no, seriously, even if I did like reader inserts, I couldn't do it with them. It makes me feel bad. I don't wanna be a homewrecker or get killed by one of them for overstepping.

Besides, it's safe and warm in the cuck chair.

[marcysdreamydays11]

HIS TIDDIES ARE FAT I BET THEYRE 110.00 CM 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[data-fag]

{{You're currently running around his torture labyrinth, I'm in his processor, chewing on his cables like a feral animal, we are NOT the same.}}

[deepdeanvsweston]

Very sweet and very nice of Robin Stevens to say the Detective Society today would be like all of us today except I, specifically, would be a terrible detective society member. I sometimes cannot even remember the days of the week let alone crucial details about a suspect and because I am Bad at running I would be caught by a murderer almost instantaneously

[stag-beetle-and-skeleton-bloom]

Damn bro, you play Scout? You like hitting men with your point-blank "meatshots"? You like "flanking men" and "hitting them from behind"? 🤨 You help drive pay"loads" into the territories of other men? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

[undescribed1mage]

I love Ricky Potts I wish lesbians were real

[noxspider]

Im not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real I'm not real

I'm just a figment of someone's imagination. Someone made me up as a character to help themselves. I'm not a real person.

[discjude]

Sometimes playing Roblox is silly and goofy and just an alright experience and then sometimes you guide two identical bacon hairs through a horror game and you get so far and they both do so well and then one dies and you spend a minute waiting for him (with the other one) to walk through the door alive and he doesn't so you both begrudgingly move on because you have to keep going and then the other one dies not a few rooms later. and there is nothing I could do about it. they waited for me by locked doors because they trusted I'd find the key. We waited for each other if one got lost. my beautiful sons. the universe is so cruel to the innocent.