#shouldve stayed in drafts

[holydongbird]

miku binder thomas lawrence. met the pope, he’s intersex

[redyoshi241]

ngl if I was ciel I would definitely take the piss out of sebastian a lot more. like aww is my soul that delicious that you're literally gonna follow my every command?? greedy bitch

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

wait... you have an outdoor penis? didnt you know its way better to keep it inside..? they can be a real danger to the local wildlife and massively fuck up the ecosystem... itll be a lot safer and happier if you keep it at home

[chronic-monachopsis]

will: thanks for house sitting for me Beverly, i hope the dogs haven't been a hassle

beverly: its no problem, theyve been super chill.. the only issue i had was them barking at the Hannibal Lecter cardboard cut out

will: i dont own a Hannibal Lecter cardboard cut out beverly

beverly: 😱😱😱😱

[soggyburgers]

i went to a 5sos show in 2022 and straight up my mom was like "did you do a whole body shave?" and i was like "??? no?" and then she was like "EVERYONE is gonna be full body shaved" and then i got nervous and fomo'd and then full body shaved lmao

[randomrory69]

so today was my math exam..

Obv, a stupid joke and a filler while I'm working on more art stuff ughaa

[tsukasalover]

I can think of a lot of reasons why I like and have gotten attached to tsukasa more than any other fictional character and i think if i had to keep it simple (or else id be rambling for hours) id say

1. He’s so interesting. I usually pick up the extremely mischaracterized blonde characters anyways but he gets my brain working real hard. its almost 2am and i cant think straight but theres something about his duality that keeps me glued to him and the amount of Layers he has and how removing even one layer or completely ignoring how both his huge ego and kindness + selflessness coexist can really mess up your perception of him. There was something quite short i wrote about how both sides make him. Well. Him. back when his colofes dropped since i was so annoyed at the people Not getting it (while most never even read the STORIES 😁) anf ive been screaming this for a year now Please. Also the way his dream and being a good big brother go hand in hand have captured me. I really like fictional siblings and they fill something personal i miss and Looove looking at the roots of characters. Discovering where this and that and connecting events to what started their behaviors or helped their personality bloom. So seeing saki and toya play such an important role in his life keeps me HOOOKEDDD. I took the bait like tiny fish. Dont regret it. Never will. I like my fictional characters like layered cake. Thats basically how i see them. I had a yummy chocolate cake with so mant layers the other day 🤤 but anyways. I also really like when characters have to learn and grow as people after making really bad mistakes or being straight up assholes so it really took a while even after mainstory but once i got to see more of him with saki and read dazzling i was like. This is the guyyy. Youre mine now lets go. I dont like perfect characters but.. you see.. when characters who have (sometimes way too much) confidence and are dramatic yet are shown to truly be good people who enjoy making others happy… alright.. now im listening… Sign me up…

But really he has almost everything I’ve ever looked for in a character. Starting with the fact that he’s a theatre kid. And blonde. Of course emu nene and rui + more fictional characters have made their way into my heart and ive gotten attached to them on very Very personal levels but when it comes to this Idiot who wants to be a star and reminds me of a dog its something that i dont even know how to explain sometimes. Why is he here? What are you doing inside of my head. Ill never have one solid answer because he takes up too much space in my mind and i become incoherent too often when talking about him.

2. Ignoring my first answer, He is ugly. My favorite punching bag. Cartoon character. Begins floating when he smells pie. I dont know anymore

3. he just like me fr (Which is terrible i dont like that)

[johnlennonbignaturals]

party rock is lowkey in the house tonight

[atsubie]

For with our blood we will forge our true fate.

[alivingtypo]

"what are we measuring here, buck?"

your dicks, next question

[holydongbird]

john laurens croaked so vincent benitez could step on his fuckass grave and pry the turtle title out of his cold hands

[pigeonwithabriefcase]

alright listen i understand the implications this line from the description of the last episode has on the story. HOWEVER.

elijah is a fanfic reader and the poetry he writes is fanfic. thank you for your time.

[mischaswifeyy]

Ballad of a homeschooled girl fits Atsushi so well in my head. Like just think about it, your basically sheltered your entire childhood and 'teenage' years and then one day your just let out on your own at 18. You're gonna be confused and not knowing most social normalities, most likely embarrass yourself/be lost alot of the time. um I could be mischaracterizing him but I don't really care (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) anyways off topic but I'm a neurodivergent atsushi believer for life !!

[girlmetalsonic]

thinking abt metal sonic and how they communicate. like do they come up with little signals and sounds to convey certain things to others. tapping in morse code. do u think they learn how to write. taking away their voice was meant to make them less human but then they learn to write down their thoughts in an entirely human way. IDK and then im thinking if they got a voicebox in the future would they even use it all that much or would they be so used to not having it that theyd rely more on other ways to communicate. idk. when your voice is an item that can be taken away do you value it more or less than if it was a given right

[soggyburgers]

sugar goated pain if you know what i mean

[sir-girl]

Dropping hints in my metaphors, bending and snapping in my allegories, flirting in my alliteration