#shoving headcanons in here and having fun with designs

[rosebunnys]

the specialised extracurricular execution squad 🌕💙

[lotties-ashwagandha]

can we have yj OFFERINGS hcs like what happens after the boomshakalala do they just share r! or what and if they do then how is r with each of them

OFFERINGS (headcanon edition)

part two coming soon where this will actually become a fic BUT here are my thoughts. if you haven’t read offerings, or ‘the big yj fic’ as I referred to it for weeks before posting, then read it here :) im designating myself as a councilwoman of yellowjackets polyamory, who is joining my council???

after the fic ends and we’ve all done the dirty pickle dance barnacle boogie we do share bc sharing is caring! we get stuck in a battle of who’s got custody of this freaky little weed selling sexy suburbanite (sorry im ace I have to be silly about this).

you find a way to split your time between everyone, but since they’re all open to the giant polyamorous mess as well, you end up grouping up a little. you still go spend nights with lottie and nat, and sometimes taissa and van join, but it becomes something more serious instead of just fucking.

in a way, you becoming a criminal is not just a turn on but it’s also a weird sort of initiation into the yellowjackets trauma club. you all have things on each other, you all know secrets about each other that would do serious damage if let into the public eye and so they feel more comfortable knowing they’ve got as much dirt on you as you have on them. they all still hold the blackmail against you a little but specifically during sex bc where’s the fun in everything if they can’t shame you for it.

you go on dates with shauna and melissa SEPARATELY. the others are happy for group activities but the beef is too serious and any time you’re stuck with shauna and melissa together it either ends up in hate sex with you stuck in the middle (which of course is the ideal) or everyone’s too snippy and not in the fun sexy way.

who you’re with at any given time depends on what you want out of it. spending time with tai and van is more going out to expensive restaurants, nights out, going and doing something. spending time at the wellness center is more relaxing nights in, getting high if you’d like, quickies in the sharing shack. melissa has an anxiety attack trying to hide you from her wife one night at home and shoves you into the pantry.

oh also! sneaking around with shauna. because she’s still married even though she’s sneaking around with you and everyone except for misty whose aroace ass is very very much judging all of you from afar (but is ultimately supportive as long as you don’t commit any more crimes). you all actually do convince jeff that you’ve started a book club because with eight of you together (is that right? I can’t count) it’s convincing enough and it gets jeff out of the house so that if you ever want to gather around and…

no taglist this time bc google is being weird but I will put it text time :) LOVE YOU

[justuraverageweirdo]

Lol here have a little Noctyra redesign I did

Design rambles under the cut

Ok so as much as I love Noctyra’s old design I wanted to give my own personal spin and head canons to it! So here we gooooo!

I decided to take that “snake lady” aspect of her and absolutely RUN with it. Specifically in her hair, which I styled after a cobra!

You know, these silly looking guys. I like to imagine her face can open up kind of like a mouth and reveal like rows and rows of teeth but because of her face shadow you can’t see it. More on the face shadow in a moment. I really wanted to lean into a more purplish pink color scheme with her bc I feel like it’s extremely lacking in the og design for her being a NSP entity (which makes sense considering it’s a public model)

Ok so here’s where my headcanons come in. Personally, I like to assume that Noctyra was actually with the astrals before she joined Cetus. Specifically because of some of the stuff she says in the prison episode, like when she brought up the fact that the astrals shoved her in there hoping she’d “change her ways”. The way she talks about it kind of gives off the impression that she just got bored and decided to go apeshit, but I don’t think that’s the case. Especially with how she talks about the astrals. I think she was with the astrals with as a subservient star before she decided to go apeshit with dark star power. And what subservient class specifically?

The messengers.

Yeah I think she was a messenger alongside Nebula. Nebula did mention that there were multiple messengers. I don’t think she’s the one that Nebula talked about loving though because Nebula said that was a causality in war. We’ve already seen how the messengers are treated by the astrals. Specifically Nebula. (Well, only Nebula but we can highly assume it’s the same for the others.) Honestly? If I was being treated like that I’d go apeshit with the power too. But it is also a headcanon lmao. Anyways, because of it I decided to actually search up photos of the Nebula armor (bc I know Nebula’s model is from a game) and design her clothing based off that!

These are the two photos I used in particular. I also kept the little cloak Noctyra had on before in her original design because I think it looked really cute on her. Oh and her tail still curls around her body when she’s not moving I just didn’t wanna draw that lol

Anyways I just did this for fun and practice, back to working on the gladiator au <3

Feedback is appreciated as usualllll

[coquexari]

Hi there! You probably won’t see this until tomorrow morning, but I just wanted you to know that it is totally okay to be uncomfortable with someone creating things based on your content. You didn’t make Epic, but you DID make this AU. You also already have an established banished Athena AU RP blog.

As someone that has written a LOT of fandom content over the years, it is crazy disrespectful to make RP blogs based on the writing and art of others, especially AU writing and art, in a fandom space without getting permission FIRST.

Someone using the names, designs, personifications, and story you made, without asking permission first or giving you any oversight into how they could be representing these concepts has every reason to make you uncomfortable. This is especially true given what they named their blog. It would be very easy for those posts to be misattributed to you, or to be mistaken as AU canon.

You also already have an ask blog for the AU. Someone else running one not associated with you when this is a relatively small AU is both unnecessary and teeters into art theft territory, or is at the very least stepping on your toes.

Your feelings are valid, and you get the complete and final say about your creations. If you are uncomfortable with it, it’s okay to tell them no. Fans of your AU can already contribute with fanart, fanfictions, and headcanons. Those things are clearly fanworks, and you have given permission to make them. We even have a tag for it. An ask blog is not clearly a fan work, and you didn’t give permission first.

Don’t worry. Nobody is going to get mad at you for saying no. Your boundaries are important too, and people trying to shove past them can quickly make something you do for fun into something stressful instead. I’ve seen a lot of amazing stories and AUs get abandoned for that exact reason.

You don’t need to reply to this publicly if you don’t want to. I just wanted to make sure you knew that saying no doesn’t make you selfish or finicky. It’s just a boundary regarding your content. Setting those is always okay.

Have a great night, Xari! Sweet dreams!

Thank you for the words and reassurances, I've been trying to find the words for why it felt iffy to me and having them be tied to me and the canonicity of it are the words I was looking for. I've always been very particular on how I want my things to be represented, fan works are different because people know to separate those from the source material, but even so I HEAVILY also interact with the fan content and most of the time make things there canon because they're genuinely fun and I like to have what people have made or wrote to be worth something. I'm sorry, this is confusing. it's still on the fence for me

I do want to say no, or atleast allow them to make an rp blog based on a similar concept, how there are already other rp blogs with similar but different plots. THOSE I'm okay with, theyre not completely 1 to 1 with my own, or atleast don't say they are.

Sorry if I'm going back and forth, I need to get better at wording feelings..

@athenabanishedau I hope you understand, I want to allow you to make something with a similar concept at the least, just change a plot point here and there and have it more..inspired than the actual au itself? I am really sorry, the feelings haven't left me even after I slept

[astrosnovalight]

🌙 (OOC) 💤

( ^..^)ﾉ hello! my name is kitty! I am the mod of this account! my pronouns are any besides she, but please use he/they for this character! read below for all information PLEASE!!

my main is @kataztrophez if you would like to follow that! all art, besides the ones that could possibly be sent in through asks, are mine! pfp included! I’m very proud of it heheh

in character posts will be tagged with “astro talks” and ooc posts will be tagged with “kittys ooc yappings” (currently this post is tagged with both so it can be seen easier)

I am in no way affiliated with BlushCrunch, this is for fun and nothing I say here is canon (besides known facts)! some of my headcanons will be sprinkled in here (more like shoved in), as it shows in the design!

speaking of design!!

Astro’s Design

design without his blanket will not be seen yet! (…totally not because I didn’t make it yet.. nooooo…. of course not……..)

you may see some doodles of them throughout this!!

BOUNDARIES/EXTRA!!

- do NOT be explicitly freaky! nsfw remarks and whatnot are NOT appropriated, you can be a little suggestive, but not too much

- talks about ships in asks are perfectly fine! I may hint at some of the ships, but probably won’t make it ENTIRELY an actual thing for this roleplay!!

- do NOT spam my ask box! and please do not spam dms for me to answer your questions! I do, surprisingly enough, have stuff to do irl, and may not always be able to get to it immediately!

- other rp accounts are more than welcome to interact! PLEASE INTERACT!! GET SILLY, GET GOOFY!! PLEEAAAAAASE!!!

- usual other boundaries that are typical, no racists, facists, transphobes, terfs, proshippers/pedos… etc etc! I think it’s pretty self explanatory

- please just be kind and patient for the most part!

[cyber-neptune]

Legalize being able to mess around with characters WHILE BEING AWARE that they're ooc.

Sometimes you just wanna share stuff you made up as an inside joke or just wanna try projecting some stuff as a way to cope or to try and express yourself without someone screaming at you for "Making them OOC".

I'm honestly so tired of this shit and I know Im no better for giving this dog shit situation more attention but for fuck sake.

I am AWARE my goofy headcanons/shitpost/whatever ARENT CANON / ARE OOC. You literally don't need to harass me over it.

"He wouldn't act like that"

I KNOW!! I FUCKING KNOW!!! I just wanna make up stuff and have fun with shitty parallel universe is it that fucking hard to understand or did you have a stick shoved up your ass since day one?!

I've been giving multiple explanations as to why I like making shitty things for fun yet no one seems to understand. So ill go ahead and say it here and hope people will get off my back about it.

Hi, my name is Zero and I make cringy fem Megatron content. I am well aware it isn't canon and aligns with next to nothing. I'm only making content for fun. This whole girl-Megs thing started as a joke and soon became something I enjoyed experimenting with. While you have the normal "everything is the same except Megatron is a girl lol" I decided to post my headcanons I made up for fun while being AWARE that they're fanon and ooc.

Like I mentioned, it's just for fun.

However, people decided to go ahead and harass me instead of doing the mature thing. Which is either

A) scroll past it

Or

B) block me

This has been putting a lot of stress on my mental and emotional health. It's been messing with my self esteem because I'm a people pleaser who always tries to make things right even if it's something I don't enjoy.

Megatron is a comfort character for me and some sort of muse. I like drawing tfp Megs because he's one of the first tf character I learned to draw. I use him as a placeholder for a fan continuity/personal design.

This is one of the main reasons why a lot of headcanons/shitty takes dont make sense. Because im tailoring them to my own continuity.

I will now repeat myself;

I know my headcanons/shitposts aren't Canon.

'TFP Megatron' is a placeholder for my Megatron design im still working on.

I am aware what I write is insanely OOC.

Megatron is a comfort character and a muse for me.

This has done nothing but mentally fuck me up. I'm sincerely hoping this is the last time I have to speak up on this.

[nostalgic-sunflowers]

My Scene Headcanons - Chelsea (Part 1)

In honor of the rereleases for the My Scene dolls, and as a means of fun and stress relief, I've decided to write in-depth headcanons for the original trio- Chelsea, Madison, and Barbie. For context, when I got sick last month, I decided to delve right into everything related to My Scene and it was a lot of fun, I love the vibe of those webisodes and I wanted more. I haven't gotten around to watching the Spanish language exclusive ones yet, but when I have time I will sit down and do so and maybe add more info to these later.

So here are some headcanons for Chelsea based on the webisodes, and the additional diary content that existed on the website back in the day (and is available on the wiki page now).

Age: 23

I'm going to put the My Scene crowd in their early twenties. Yes, I know a bunch of canon content labels them as teenagers and even puts them in school, but come on. They went clubbing for god's sake. I'm going to pretend that any mention of them being in school is actually college.

I don't know, maybe when I'm really bored I can try to fix this into an extended timeline showing the "real" chronological order of the webisodes, for now, just run with it.

Also, I feel like the people in this friend group would be of different ages due to possibly taking gap year(s), working, being rich socialites, etc.

Personality:

The webisodes and her journal don't really give me much to work with so I'm going to speculate/stretch for the most part.

While all the girls are very flirty in the webisodes, she's absolutely the most flirty and just outwardly confident when it comes to guys. She knows what she deserves and will call you out for bad behavior. A real girl's girl, she will stand up for herself and for you as well (she knows that women have to stick together).

She's very extroverted and friendly, she'll talk to anyone really. That's how she knows a bunch of people, seemingly almost everyone

She's not one to be cliquey or exclude people for the heck of it

A huge fan of couture, she pays attention not just to the New York runways but also to smaller indie brands, and other up-and-coming designers like herself in the New York scene. (She meets many people at the weekly flea market where she canonically sells her creations).

She can get really hyper-focused when it comes to her creative work and often can go hours into her projects be it sewing, drawing, painting on embellishments, doing embroidery, leather work with handbags, or any number of things. This is how she's able to randomly alter her clothes on the subway without it being an issue

Her diary basically states that she also carries around a huge sketchbook with all sorts of ideas (and maybe even fabric scraps? I'm calling it) with her constantly.

Her Relationship with Hudson, Friendships with Barbie and Madison:

She went to high school with Barbie, Madison, and Hudson

This is my attempt at consolidating canon (there's one episode where Hudson's being a jerk to Madison and then he gets shoved in a locker. No one said it had to be chronological)

Let's steal one thing and only one thing from Masquerade Madness and say that she struggled with geometry and math in general, but was really into humanities stuff (Especially english and history) a lot. She was into Bio too, but hated organic chemistry

She was considering becoming a teacher at one point

loved dissecting different stories, she loves being able to tell different stories and also writes a lot of poetry and random short stories but is too shy to show them to anyone

Barbie and Madison had a longer history/friendship, but instantly hit it off with Chelsea when the three attended the same high school

Chelsea doesn't hesitate to compliment people on their outfits (even with complete strangers on the train) so that's how she first started talking to Madison, and then Barbie, who even in high school had fits that were on point.

Chelsea's style wasn't quite as y2k my bling bling chic yet, but she was introduced to that because of Barbie and Madison's influence

But also, she was already into it even if she didn't dress like that herself with a love of music icons like Cher and Diana Ross

Her style really focused more on being sort of an amalgamation of more casual dresswear from the 1970s and late 60s as well as the 90s. Basically, I see her being inspired by both Selena and Jane Birkin at the same time

She and Hudson dated on and off during this time, but broke it off after they both wanted to attend senior prom with other people and have been more like bros than romantic partners since.

He's like the annoying brother of the friend group who occasionally tags along with the trio basically.

I don't really ship her and Husdon, and to be honest, Masquerade Madness didn't help with this. It's just not interesting to me for a relationship. More on Chelsea's romantic life later.

Family:

Delancy and Chelsea are second cousins.

They seem distant enough in relation that of course they'd be weirded out by their moms trying to set up a hang-out for them when they're adults

But their moms would have to be close enough to think it was a good idea, so I'm calling it, their moms are the ones who are related. (Not their dads). They were first cousins who were close friends, and wanted to see their daughters also have that type of friendship.

This makes sense to me.

Delancy is Irish-Italian according to the wiki, so I thought that their moms had Italian heritage.

When I was a kid, I always thought that Chelsea was Latina, since she had the same name as a childhood friend of mine (and even sort of looked like her)

So I honestly think it fits for her to be Puerto Rican on her dad's side.

You're allowed to imagine her as just a brunette/red-headed/auburn girl from a number of different places, this is just what's in my head from the vague descriptions that are provided to us

Compared to the rest of the friend group, Chelsea grew up upper-middle class. So still very comfortable financially, but her family wouldn't spend like crazy or purposefully flaunt their wealth (which is why she's jealous of Delancy's family being able to afford a lot of things like a quick move to New York or a whole mansion in Jammin in Jamaica)

She's always been obsessed with high fashion and with couture - stuff her parents would never let her buy

So she saved up money for a sewing machine and got down to business- she learned how to from her Nonna, who also taught her some basics for drawing and painting and even bought her

(Chelsea learned a lot of other things like embroidery and leather work through her other connections in the smaller indie fashion scene, and also through taking various classes)

Love Life:

The webisodes always hone in on this for the girls, so how could I leave it out?

At the moment, she's single but happy with where she's at. Very much Cher, "A man is like a dessert, absolutely not a necessity"

However, Chelsea doesn't miss the opportunity to flirt with a cute guy if they seem single and available. (If they're not, she wouldn't do another woman dirty like that)

She does want something lasting though in the long run, even if she has fun with these guys

Her type is artsy, expressive guys

She canonically dated Enrique from Madrid with a nose piercing and went to galleries and coffee shops with him so

Her diary on the wiki said that she had a crush on River. So I honestly kind of vibe with that more than the canon couplings (please don't come after me)

It fits so much better than the girl who is into artsy soulful thoughtful guys to ends up with the singer and main songwriter of an up and coming rock band rather with a jock who pulled Madison's hair

She'd be a lot less jealous than Barbie is and it would make more sense for her to make clothes for the band then- she knows how important image is within the music industry even if she's a pop girlie

She'd never be like "wow Madison is cheating with him" when Madison is the band's manager and the brains of the logistical operation

There's not a lot of reasoning for Barbie and River to be together other than they both find each other hot. Same for Chelsea and Hudson.

Barbie fully says "And did I mention that Mads is sweet on Sutton? They’ve spent some serious quality time together. But…hmm…I’m still not sure about River. I think we may be better off as friends – at least for now."

So they're not convincing to me

And then after River rejects Chelsea the writers do a hard pivot and have her say "I guess I'm into Hudson now" No it was not properly built up

"I never really noticed before, but Hudson is one babe-alicious boy!"

Yeah no.

She and Hudson do actually hang out one-on-one according to the diary entries and she's intrigued by how quiet and (I suppose) sensitive he is

Yes I'm aware this was a webisode series designed to sell dolls I don't care this is for fun. I think that this was sloppy in the diary entries.

My headcanon is that Chelsea would eventually be a fashion designer heavily associated with the band as a muse (which they would first try and hide and say that they're purely professional because River would be against it and want the relationship to be private, but the tabloids are vultures so eventually Madison leverages it for PR)

The fashion designer and the rock star

She'd so be like Alexa Chung but more behind the scenes on the fashion side of things

River would be kinda pretentious about his taste in rock music and she'd make him respect pop

also through her love of literature and poetry I think she'd give him more creative ideas for lyrics, at least inadvertently

A lot of people would be curious about this mysterious woman with red hair and dark eyes that he keeps mentioning in his songs

Chelsea actually knows a lot of rock music through Madison, it's just not her favorite

Unless it's like No Doubt in which case she's obsessed

Don't worry, I have other shipping ideas for Barbie

Misc:

Favorite decorations: Her apartment is filled with various CDs of pop icons and corresponding posters and album art

It's also crowded with various projects, sketches, and clothes that she's altering

Favorite random topic: She loves art history almost as much as fashion. Almost. She will geek out to you about the surrealists, even their more meandering works

Favorite music: Cher, Selena, Stevie Nicks, Mariah Carey, Lauryn Hill, ABBA, No Doubt, Mary J. Blige, finds Ricky Martin to be catchy but overrated, she finds JLO to be in the same boat, Madonna, the Cardigans, Diana Ross, Celia Cruz, her mom would not stop playing Adriano Celentano so she unfortunately also picked it up, begrudgingly some reggeaton though not all of it (granted if someone plays Gasolina she's coming onto the dance floor no matter what)

I'm trying to keep this to artists that existed in the 90s/2000s but I feel like she'd vibe with both Sabrina Carpenter and Kali Uchis

Favorite perfumes: Marc Jacob's Daisy line

Favorite hot drink: latte, nothing too strong. She prefers more milk in her coffee

Favorite book: Anna Karenina because of the amount of political and psychological themes that Tolstoy included

Favorite drink: she likes fruity cocktails in general but especially a Long Island iced tea

Favorite lipstick: MAC's Ruby Woo

Her dog's name is Mambo and not Churro. I think it's cuter with the original name. It's apparently supposed to be a combination of Madison and Barbie's names who seem to have inspired this adoption, which again, is cuter than "I renamed the dog when Madison brought Churros one time and asked him if he wanted one"

Her parents instilled a love of partner dancing in her, it's brought up in her diary that she's forced Hudson to go salsa/cha cha/rumba/tango lessons

She takes the subway because it's the fastest way around the city, Barbie and Madison are picky and prefer not to (one diary entry mentioned that they once had to take the bus and the two of the looked very out of place. There's no way those two take the subway).

She dyes her hair with Henna so that's why it's red sometimes

Career Aspirations:

To become a fashion designer, but not for fame or fortune, out of a legitimate love of what she does

She has so many concepts for different designs and how to make clothes that are upcycled and insanely stylish

At the moment, she's attending design school

Her handbags have been taking off for their eccentric, yet practical designs

Ex: she has taken old cigar boxes before and refurbished them into usable handbags (this is canon based on her diary)

She wants to start a sustainable upcycling business, rather than always buying a bunch of new materials every single time. There's something cool about the creative challenge of taking an existing piece and adding to it

[peachielilthing]

Welcome one and all , to BROADCASTTALE !

A lonely , broken down Mettaton , stuck in his dilapidated au , wished for another chance to be something stellar . His wish was heard by and outcode named Rose , and with her help he was able to create a brand new au for monsters like him

Broadcasttale was created with two things in mind: giving monsters with no home world a place to live and thrive , and creating something that could spread joy and laughter throughout the multiverse . Thus was born BTMTTTV (brodcasttale mettaton tv) .

A multiversewide TV station dedicated to entertaining the multiverse !

With your host and mayor , STELLAR !

No one in the multiverse is quite as dazzling as him , his voice is as angelic as it is charismatic , he captivates his audiences and steals their hearts .

He's a very kind and loving person over all , he cares deeply about his au and its residents , especially the cast members of his TV station . They're his family and he would do anything to ensure their safety and happiness .

He/they/it

The multiverse news reporter , TOPAZ !

The energetic newsie is a little bit nosy and he's always looking for the next scoop , dragging his cameraman with him across the multiverse to capture and air stories from all over !

He's got a heart of gold and he'll always look out for the people he loves .

(He secretly has cat ears and a tail . They are hidden by his attire .)

He/they

Speaking of cameraman , here's BLOOKSIE !

They're Stellar's beloved cousin (from another au .... ) , and Topaz's trusted cameraman

They're soft-spoken and timid , often thinking less of themself , but they do their absolute best , and when push comes to shove they always pull through ! They're much stronger than they give themself credit for .

They/them

Can't have Sans without Papyrus . Meet KUNZITE ! (named by my good friend @knightpapyrus on Twitter)

He's Topaz's dear brother , he runs a cooking show on the station and his culinary skills are the best in the multiverse !

He's an absolute sweetheart and he'll defend his brother with his life (even if that means lying to people's faces that Topaz didn't inherit the cat gene)

He/him

And last but not least , STATIC !

They're a ghost of a human child who used to live in the au broadcasttale was built upon . They somewhat resent the creation of the au , but no one seems to notice that they're here .

Deep down they have a loving heart , they're just very bitter about the initial destruction of their au , and aren't entirely open to the drastic changes that Stellar and Rose made with the broken world .

They/them , 11 years old .

Rules

1. Fanart is a-ok ! Tag me in it even .

2. Headcanons are welcomed and encouraged . They may help me build upon the au !

3. Nsfw of the ADULT CHARACTERS is fine , so long as it's kept in adult spaces , far FAR away from minors .

4. Ships are ok , as long as they are not problematic type ships . Keep the adults shipped with the adults , and ship chara with people their age .

5. Feel free to design broadcasttale versions of other characters , and what sorta segment they could have on the station , I wanna see it , and who knows .... maybe I'll adopt some of them .

6. HAVE FUN !!!

[cypressnmarigolds]

it’s achi!! here for my meryl meow bet but i’m too much of a coward to send this connected to my main.

nsfw meryl x reader hcs…. maybe reader getting her to squirt for the first time…. SORRY SORRY DEMONS GETTING OUT OF HAND

Oh, gosh I'm sorry this took so long. I could NOT gather my thoughts with ANY efficiency ,horny brain you understand , BUT I think I got some good ones for ya! And don't you worry, those demons are right where they're supposed to be. 😉 Enjoy~!

PS, I took some inspo from your headcanons Achi!

Contains: The obvious. Use of toys. gn! reader.

First Time Getting Her To... (Meryl Squirting HCs)

Her clit is very sensitive, so it's a bit of a gamble getting any toys for it specifically.

Meryl's an independent woman from the city, of course she has toys and of course she has them with her while traveling. Hidden away well of course.

You both have lots of fun using them with each other, and you had recently added to it on a whim. You'd gotten a clit sucker, which was a pretty penny for something that might be too intense, but c'mon. How could you not want to see her squirm and shiver?

How could you resist the possibility of getting her to squeal and cry loud enough to almost wake Roberto through a wall and his chainsaw snoring?

She's a little apprehensive at first. You assure her that if it's too much on her clit, you could always find other ways to put it to use.

You won her over when you showed her the design of the little suction cup that would hold her clit. It was fairly deep and wide, enough to avoid direct contact. The suction was created by the back wall of the suction cup being moved back and forth, so when the ring sealed around her, it would suck as it vibrated. The salesperson said it offered powerful sensation for relying on indirect contact.

It'd been while since you'd had some alone time together, so you got straight to it.

There she was, spread out on the bed, hands clutching the pillow beside her head. You'd been working her up for a bit how. Plunging her thick g spot vibe into her tight cunt while you gently brushed fingers around her clit, never touching it and occasionally blowing on it. When the sounds of the toy in her grew sloppy and slick, you asked her if she was ready.

At this point she was so worked up she was ready to beg for you to make her come. You grabbed the toy and switched it on to it's lowest setting. Before you began, you switched out the vibrator for three of your fingers, you just had to feel her twitch around you.

When you placed the suction head around her clit, she tensed up for a second with a gasp, before it was like a switch was flipped and she relaxed back into the bed, eyes going unfocused with a soft "Oh..."

"How you feeling sweetie?" The walls of her pussy were clenching, sucking gently at your fingers as you began to stretch her wider, she loved a good stretch.

"Good" She sighed, "so-oh! So good." Her hips wiggled a bit and her breathing was increasing steadily, interrupted by the occasional gasp or moan.

You decided to up the speed, and crooked your fingers into her favorite spot as you began thrusting them. The killer blow was when you slowly began to swirl the toy around her clit, never letting it make more than the slightest kiss to the sides of it.

Her hips jack-knifed off the bed, and her head shot back with a cry, hand quickly coming to slap over her mouth. "Good?" She could only nod frantically as she began to move her hips to meet the strokes and shifts of the toy and your fingers.

In less than a minute, her gasping breaths through her nose became sucking inhales. Her moans turned into high pitched whines and her cunt was clenching on your fingers like it wanted to swallow them. She grabbed the pillow beside her and shoved it over her face, and you knew this was going to be a big one.

With a high pitched squeal into the pillow, Meryl squirted.

Her pussy was clamped over your fingers and sucking while spurts of slippery release shot out with each contraction.

Your eyes were drawn to the weak little thrusts of her hips through it. It was a long one, it looked and sounded so intense.

Drool was about to start dripping from your gaping mouth when she reached the end of her orgasm. Hips jerking away from the onslaught of pressure as her hand blindly reached to grab your wrist and shove it away.

When she finally pulled the pillow away, she looked wrecked. Face flushed red, panting, and trying to meet your eyes through the haze in her head.

You immediately cupped her cheek in one hand as you kissed her forehead and let out a soft laugh. "Good Job!"

[lych33dragoncookie]

*slams hands on table* what are your thoughts on Squid Ink or Sorbet Shark?

Taking in a deep, deep breath. Cracking my knuckles.

I've been waiting for this one. I'm picking the shark.

But before I do that? I have something that's prerequisite reading. This. Specific. Post. Completely mandatory reading to not make everything I'm about to say incredibly weird. This Readmore shall only be clicked once you've observed it.

Alright, so now that we've established that I do NOT believe this is a child and that any indication of the sort in CRK is retconwork that is not to be taken even remotely seriously, let's do this. Dear god I hope this doesn't destroy my followerbase. Consider this me going public about the fact that @sharkpedia is me and that this blog is pretty much most of the reason that one has gone inactive. Oh, and if you still prefer seeing them as a child, that's totally fine, I don't think it's bad to do so from a media literacy perspective or anything, but it's definitely not my preference.

Sexuality Headcanon: Incredibly bisexual, though there's a particular weakness for big women. Gender Headcanon: Masc-presenting NB, they/them strictly though. I call this thing a guy but without any of the bearing of actual gender.

Ship: Okay. I was very, very, VERY wary of this one at first but the more I thought about it the more I was like well none of this makes sense at all so I might as well take it. Black Pearl. Weakness to big women comes in here, they follow her around like a lost puppy in an extremely gay manner. Worth noting here, the reason I was hesitant at first is that Black Pearl seems intrinsically tied to the idea CRK tries to shove down your throat that this is a child, right? But then I thought, wait, not even that makes sense. The Duskgloom Sea and Soda Islands are like an entire continent apart, so there's absolutely no way in hell they could have went from the Soda Islands, to BP's cave, then back to the Soda Islands THAT fast to make the Soda Islands story be bale to happen. It makes no sense. I get that they're trying to imply it, but they did it so haphazardly and in a way that makes so little sense that I find it hard to take seriously. So, yeah, BP is my pick here. BP is transfem here btw just noting that BROTP: Considering Peppermint? But idk I don't find their dynamic THAT fun. They're friends tho. Pirate meanwhile, that's a whole other story. I think Pirate and Sorbet have a dumb little petty cartoon villain and incompetent henchman dynamic going on. NOTP: Peppermint. Sorry, but considering I do not see Sorbet as a child at all, Peppermint x Sorbet is... Just a lil uncomfortable for me. Again, no judgement, specially if you do prefer your shark to be a child, but it's completely off-limits for me.

Random headcanon: Not present in the design but I think it'd be rly cool if they kept a shark tooth necklace from a young age. Like they shed a fang and throw it away but in that moment remember that "oh wait i've seen land cookies wearing these before!! and they look super cool!!!" and they frantically go back to get it, which they do, and they've been rocking with it ever since. They've also probably got a similar build to Alchemist, just a little thicker with a tasteful amount of buffness behind it. Like just a tiny bit. Wider than you'd expect, but not ripped by any means. Oh and I guess the entire age situation goes here too LOL, this is a short king to me (until they're in shark form at which point HOLY SHIT, BIG)

General opinion: Yeah I'm not normal. I have a history and a half with this little fucker. I was gay as hell at first sight and within the update I had NO reason to believe this wasn't a child, but at some point presumably due to a lack of any high degree of media literacy I grew kinda weary and decided to not touch that. And then years later during the events this year of me getting back into Cookie Run, a lot wiser, I went "hey wait a fucking minute" and realized that the "canon" statements of them being a kid hold absolutely no weight and contradict previous material and were clearly just done to boost the dude's marketability. And since then I've felt vindicated regaining access to my cute little shark person and allowing myself to be abnormal <3 cute, fun, attractive, he instills a somewhat similar feeling in me as Pure Vanilla does. ... Worth noting that any content the shark has in Kingdom holds 0 weight to me. Pretty much everything I think about regarding them comes from Ovenbreak. Specially because their personality hasn't been so brightly on display since their debut, specially not in CRK where they're so much more passive and woobified to hell and back.

Also their costumes peaked at Pirate Overlord it has not gotten any better since then.

[scary-tingz]

Thomas Hewitt X SCENE! S/O Headcanons

A/N: Yet another self indulgent post, hopefully this appeases you all.

Tommy has been surrounded by drab colors for most of his life. Dingy greens, yellows, browns, only occasionally interrupted by the pungent color of blood red.

But then he sees you, showered in an offensive amount of neon on the day the family sent him out shopping.

He can’t help but stare at you, wide-eyed and unsure of what to think. He is overwhelmed by the amount of color and the brightness of it all, yet he is drawn to you.

You are offensive to the eyes but he can’t resist the urge to follow you around the store, eyeing all the intricate details of your ensemble. By the time you sit still enough for him to read the letters on your beaded bracelets you’re at checkout, and he realizes just how much time he’s meandered away just gawking at you.

Charlie scolds him for it when he finally gets back to the house but Luda can tell there’s something standing distant in the back of his mind, a thought that won’t go away, a memory he is constantly reliving… He goes to his room to ponder as he butchers the meat for tonight’s dinner, nearly chopping one of his digits off in the process.

You really shake up a small town like this. Wherever you go it’s hard to avoid the attention from both bewildered and intrigued residents as they study your choice of dress. They figure you’re some eccentric from the city.

Tommy doesn’t really work up the nerve to approach you until Luda Mae catches him looking your way at the county fair, watching in silence as you try your best to win a Hello Kitty plush from one of the rigged games.

His mother lovingly encourages him to make a move and leaves him where he stands, giving him freedom to do what he wishes. As you walk away from the stall defeated, you hear the sound of a bullseye being hit. You turn around to see some burly hunk approaching you with the stuffed animal you were trying so desperately to get.

He shoves it into your face so that you stop staring at him Like That, gesturing for you to take it. You wrap your arms around the large doll and give him thanks, and since you’re all alone you allow him to join you for the rest of the fair.

He’s wearing his Sunday best for the occasion, a particularly vibrant tie resting against the crevice of his green-clothed chest. He steals glances at you the whole night, staring longingly when you lock eyes with him. It was a miracle he was having this much fun, he usually hated the fair but his family insisted they take him… He should thank them later for that.

But enough backstory, now I’ll get into the more general headcanons.

He loves your kandi a lot, he has an odd fascination with it. He likes to read all the words you put on them, and is honestly shocked that you can work with something so… Small, precise. He tries to make some, but he eventually decides it’s better when you make them.

Thinks your sparkledog is cute. If he were to have one I think he’d want to be a different species, like a sparklepig or something. If you ever make him one he’ll never get over it.

He’ll let you do his hair, but no dying or flat-ironing. Charlie would blow a damn gasket.

Doesn’t mean that he won’t steal strips of your hair though, assuming you have hair that is.

He likes to wear the kandi you make him whenever possible, mostly when he’s off the clock to avoid any damage. If anyone were to break them… Well, let’s just say that he would break them in return.

Secretly loves it when you share your bows with him. For the first time when he sees himself he feels a little… Cute.

Big fan of the animal print things you wear, would honestly love a tie of the same color and pattern.

Don’t get me started on this man and his ties. When you first meet him he has a few zany ones here and there, but the longer you’re around him the more outlandish and garish they become. It’s one of the few ways he can reflect you.

Any nail polish you put on him will not last, sadly. Don’t go too crazy with your designs because they can and will get chipped off by the end of the day.

He likes to pull you around by your belt, just for funsies. He’s most attracted to your studded ones, for some odd reason.

He adopts your love for Hello Kitty. I like to think he’s always liked cute things but never really voiced it much due to Circumstances.

He thinks battery acid is disgusting, took one sip and immediately unsipped it back into the bowl, got a bad case of the jitters.

He goes dumpster diving to find you neat little trinkets that he thinks you’d like. Discarded toys, accessories, bits and bobs, whatever he can get his hands on.

Plus he’ll make you some sweet ass taxidermy!! He’ll try to recreate your sparkle dog to the best of his ability but if it looks like neon color shat onto a very uncanny looking coyote then don’t be surprised.

Charlie doesn’t like you but honestly who cares. If Tommy likes you, then Luda loves you. Monty has mixed feelings but ultimately shrugs it off as a weird hobby and doesn’t give you shit about it.

He is flabbergasted at your music taste. He’s already coping with the fact that you use CD instead of vinyl, but you have a tiny radio too??? What did you just put on, this abstract noise, is it even music?? He listens to it for your sake, but it’s so wildly different from the country schlock he normally hears that he just… Needs some time to process it.

You upload a photo of you and him that you took on your digital camera and put it into blingee to bedazzle it. He watches you the whole time, shocked at the wonders of not-so-modern technology.

He actually kinda likes Invader Zim, thinks it’s funny. Favorite episode is Dark Harvest.

[boydiisaster]

Can I’m have the demon brother x male reader who absolutely loves cute things and use cute clothes and have a bunny plushie with him all the time headcanons please

my cute human boyfriend

reader: male, he/him pronouns (dni with this work if you're fem aligned)

tw/cw: cussing

author's note: i love this request, thank you so much anon!! i'm personally a boy who loves a lot of cute things, so this makes me unbelievably happy :D

lucifer

❥ Doesn't outwardly say it, but he loves how the two of you have directly opposite aesthetics. It makes him chuckle sometimes. You don't see this tall, elegantly dressed demon and think "Oh yeah, he definitely has a boyfriend that wears nothing but soft pastels everyday."

❥ He's not one for shopping 24/7, but when Lucifer is out he'll always keep an eye open for things he thinks you might like. Big, fluffy plush toys, maybe a nice pink sweater.

❥ At first he thought it was a bit odd that you carried around a tiny stuffed rabbit everywhere you went, but he grew fond on seeing you two together. It reassured him that you were never alone while he was away :D

❥ However please stop leaving your plushies behind in his room. They're covering his bed, MC, and they're all staring at him menacingly.

mammon

❥ Mammon calls you a big baby whenever he sees you carrying around a stuffed animal because he likes teasing you, however if anyone else does it he'll pummel their asses without hesitation. Only he gets to make pretend fun at his boyfriend, no one else >:/

❥ He's always so embarrassed whenever he goes out shopping and ends up looking at something he thinks you'd like and buys it. He ends up leaving it in his room for like a week before he finally gets the courage to give it to you, and even then he just kinda shoves it in your face and goes "here, take it, your birthday's coming up so consider this your present."

❥ "My birthday's not for another month-"

❥ "Shut up and take the damn stuffed chicken."

leviathan

❥ Levi shops online for clothes he thinks you'd like. A cute pastel sweatshirt with a character you like printed on the front, maybe even a few skirts to go with it if you enjoy wearing them.

❥ He sometimes gets jealous of the plushie you always carry around as well because "I wanna be held all the time by you too, MC," but he'd never outwardly admit that. It would cause him to explode if you ever found out.

❥ ... You eventually found out though and he was soon packing his bags.

❥ "This is so embarrassing. I'm gonna curl up on the forest floor and hope the moss reclaims me."

❥ Levi is notorious for stealing your sweaters, hoodies and sweatshirts. It doesn't matter if your bigger than him or smaller than him, he still takes them just to have a piece of you around with him at all times.

❥ Levi just really misses his boyfriend when he's not around :(

satan

❥ He's not one for fashion, but somehow he always finds you the cutest earrings and shoes to match your outfits. You don't know how. You suppose his gift will always remain a mystery.

❥ Half of his vocabulary now is just: "Hey MC, look at these cute accessories I found!"

❥ With your boyfriend's help you now have a gummy bear necklace, a striped rainbow sweater, a pair of cherry earrings, some bright yellow boots, and matching sunflower bracelets which you two wear every day.

❥ I like to think Satan is good at sewing and needlework in general, so whenever one of your plushies gets a hole in them he'll sew them right back up <3

asmodeus

❥ Oh my god this man-

❥ "MC look!" "MC what about this one?" "MC do you like fishnets? I got some adorable ones that will match your shirt!" "MC do you wanna go shopping?... I know it's the middle of the night but who cares?"

❥ Asmo steals your clothes. It doesn't matter if you're any bigger than him or not, he still takes your cutest hoodies and hides them from you when you ask where they are.

❥ He loves designing clothes specifically for you, but his favorite thing is finding you bags that match with your plushies. That way, when you put them inside and take them with you out on the road, their color schemes won't clash with each other :)

beelzebub

❥ This one isn't too outside of the box, but Beel buys you food themed stuffed animals. So far he's gotten you a giant hamburger plushie, (which he's tried to take a bite out of once or twice before), a chicken leg with a cutesy face on it, a slice of apple pie, and a god damn baguette pillow with a smiley face.

❥ You love them though, just as much as you love your boyfriend.

❥ He's not good at shopping, but he never fails to trot along beside you when you want to go. He's a sweetheart, and he most definitely will hold all his adorable boyfriend's bags filled with bright, pastel clothes.

belphegor

❥ I don't care what anyone says, Belphegor was once apart of the goth subculture and I will take that headcanon to my grave.

❥ Anyways following this headcanon, he finds it adorable how his boyfriend is the exact opposite of what his aesthetic used to be. Kind of like how Lucifer does, (but don't tell him I said that.)

❥ He still has coffin plushes littered around him and Beel's room so he gave you one, which you then turned into a bag just for him. You have a matching white one.

❥ Belphegor almost cried because "Oh my god my boyfriend is so fucking cute."

❥ Much like his twin, Belphie doesn't really buy you clothes. He just follows you around the mall and holds a few of your bags if you ask him to. However he does suggest accessories to match your outfits.

❥ "Here, I think these sucker earrings would look cuter with your vest," and he clipped them on your ears for you. Not before giving you a kiss on the cheek though, of course.

[hrokkall]

How about Kaycee for the ask game?

KAYCEE I love her let’s go

Favorite thing about them: I love how blatant it is that Kaycee just says “wouldn’t it be cool if—“ before everything she does. In the base game, all of Leshy’s cards (barring the rare cards) are based upon Canadian wildlife you’d realistically find around the BC area… not Kaycee’s additions. She adds a Central American mud turtle, a European lammergeier, and not one, but TWO extinct animals (the wild bull and dire wolf), not to mention the challenges themselves. She’s very clearly just shoving some of her favorite things into the game to say “look! I think you’ll like this too” and it’s so fun to me.

Least favorite thing about them: I love Kaycee. She’s wonderful. But holy shit does some of the lore in KMod fuck everything up. Inscryption was developed in the 90s but KMod seems to imply it was developed in the 2000s where she would’ve met Luke? Not to MENTION the partial retcon of the Scrybes fighting each other for control for years (granted that can be chalked up to an oversight on Kaycee’s part wherein Leshy’s takeover was just the first takeover she noticed, but still).

Favorite line: Kaycee being pissed that Leshy beheaded her self-insert will never not be funny.

brOTP: This is such an “I’m sure everyone is going to answer with this” type of answer, but Kaycee and Leshy’s friendship means so much to me. Inscryption really said “here is a person who has dedicated his entire purpose to the existence of someone doomed to never see his work and here is another person who sees why he was doomed to never be seen by human eyes and she indulges anyway out of love for what he has created and out of love for their shared company” and then just subtly put it in the background of the narrative. Leshy just wanted to play his game and Kaycee wholeheartedly wanted to play with him, listening to his suggestions and using her own skills to add things she thought he’d like (in addition to the challenges that were just for her let’s be real). The game really stresses that Leshy—despite, by design, not really caring for anything outside of the game—saw her not just as the challenger he’d hoped for but, above all else, a friend and that means so much.

Having said that, I do dunk on Kaycee a little bit for not destroying a malevolent supernatural force trapped inside a floppy disk because her best friend was also on it but then again I think that would’ve been even worse if she destroyed it and then died anyway. Inscryption isn’t a game where anyone wins but that definitely would’ve been even more of a loss for everyone involved.

OTP: As per usual in this category I don’t really ship Kaycee with anyone.

nOTP: I’m not a fan of Kaycee and Leshy in a romantic sense. Them being friends just means a lot more to me.

Random headcanon: I mentioned with Luke that proximity to the old_data (filtered via Inscryption) sort of messes with the human body after a while and that’s… much more true for Kaycee than it is for Luke. Normally the old_data is a corrupting force that would want to turn whatever’s closest to it into a suitable host should it have to jump ship, but Leshy’s takeover of the game sort of interrupts that process and instead causes any changes to reflect his version of the game instead. It gets to a point where she actually has to wear her glasses to work otherwise she’s certain her coworkers will notice that her eyes have begun to shine in the dark like those of a wild animal.

(Worth noting there’s Zero canon basis for any of this; normally I try to keep my headcanons pretty grounded in canon but I hate the ARG as a whole and also how it explains it instead of keeping it as something undefinable so I’m doing whatever I want with the concept of the OLD_DATA. It’s the haunted cartridge equivalent of an eldritch horror to me. The Scrybes are all sending out fishing lines and hacking off pieces of it to use for their own means, not because it’s corrupted them but because they feel they have to. It is still alive. Hope this helps.)

Unpopular opinion: This isn’t an unpopular opinion in the slightest, I’m just pretty sure I’m the only person who gives Kaycee glasses. Probably because she pretty visibly doesn’t have them in her portrait, but she just seems like she’d be someone who needs glasses and Never Wears Them—she’s nearsighted and she’s a programmer, she doesn’t need to see far away (read: yes she does).

Song I associate with them: I have a lot of Kaycee songs (I have playlists for a lot of these characters admittedly but I’m just bad at picking songs to share from them) but my go-tos are Flight of the Crows by Jhariah (just general energy idk), The Most Peculiar Day of Your Life by The Hoosiers (works for any of the protagonists but I feel it aligns especially well with some of Kaycee’s entries), and Frozen Pines by Lord Huron. As a bonus, I associate Betrayed by Bones by Hellogoodbye with her, but I don’t really have an explanation for that one.

Favorite picture of them: There’s technically only one picture of Kaycee in-game (and I don’t even know if it’s canonically confirmed to be Kaycee… then again, who else could it possibly be). But I’m counting her Deathcard in this too. The head it uses is also called “the wildling” which is so fun

[pastxlscorp]

Bully! Mitsuya Fanfic (pt.1)

Chapter I: Inception

✿ Word Count: 2.1k

✿ Pairing: Takashi Mitsuya x reader

✿ Topics covered: (Eventual) Enemies to lovers trope, Y/N POV, tsundere-Mitsuya, bully! Mitsuya, fem. reader, minor manga spoilers, Bully! Mitsuya headcanons from last post

He lifted his large palm, coated in silver and black rings to match his attire. He was wearing a black mock turtleneck that matched his jet black hair. In his youth, he had lilac-colored hair that was either in a buzz-cut or grown out to a mullet. Now, he sported his black hair in his college-years. He was studying to become a fashion designer, a dream he had since his youth after his love blossomed for sewing. It had begun as a chore in order to keep his sisters satisfied and happy, saving money from buying toys by simply creating them himself. As he practiced it more and more, he began to realize how intricate fabrics were. How beautiful colors could come together and form the prettiest structures and designs -- how even the ugliest colors would look elegant if you paired them properly with the right colors, or carefully took apart the threads to create something new. You on the other hand were not studying to become a fashion designer, but rather a photographer. In your youth, you were a free-lancer in art and a quiet overachiever. You had many different career options open to you, but nothing really opened you up in the way art did. You participated in many different types of art, you loved painting, sewing, embroidery, name it, you’ve probably dabbled in it. One day, your class was introduced to your photography unit and all the puzzle pieces fell into the designated places, the pieces being lost and untouched for years. Nothing brought you more joy than snapping someone’s photo on the street to surprise them with the way the sunlight beautifully encapsulated their figure. Nothing brought you more joy than taking an eerily aesthetic photo of the rain pouring on the people below your building as a lady frolocked in the rain below, eager to rejoice in mother nature’s beauty.

Truthfully, your relationship had not started out the way it was now. With his palm ever so elegantly shoving you to the floor, your photographs spilling out of your portfolio as you hit the cold tile floor, protecting your chest by landing on your elbow and knee. Snickers, chuckles, giggles-- they all filled the hallway after seeing you collapse. Only a select few actually took pity on you, including one of his loyal followers, Hakkai Shiba. Mitsuya was usually followed around by two close-friends, Yasuda-san and Hakkai. Yasuda-san was also a fashion major, while Hakkai was planning to become a model. Mitsuya was very well respected amongst the campus for many different reasons. Firstly, he was gifted with the intellect of sewing intrigue designs that made everyone sigh in awe. Secondly, pretty-privilege. You hated to admit it but Mitsuya was a very attractive-looking man, his hair was always fluffed to the right extent, he was well-dressed, and leading into the third reason, he was smart. Despite being a part of the Tokyo Manji Gang, otherwise known as Toman, as one of the second division captains, he was able to manage schoolwork as an overachiever and was known for his intellect. Not to mention, keeping his division in check along with his two younger sisters AND the sewing club that he managed at his school? It was no wonder he was seen as the perfect boyfriend, he had all of his together. This was the reason why his disregard of you was seen as acceptable, everyone assumed you must have done something wrong for him to treat you this way, right?

Incorrect assumption. You have never done anything wrong to Mitsuya-- in fact… you don’t really remember doing anything to him, period. You both met by chance in his home-economics club, which he decided to suggest to the college board upon seeing there was not a club that actively encouraged sewing. At the time, most participants on campus were graphic designers, artists, not really looking to take the fashion industry by storm as Mitsuya was. However, he was able to persuade the board and even got petition signatures to seal it all off. He was the president of the club and upon seeing the posters taped in the hallways, you instantly took the opportunity to get any extracurricular activities on your transcript. He welcomed you into the club but it wasn’t like you got that much of his attention-- after all, the club filled up quickly with Mitsuya’s admirers. Although, shortly before he began his cruel treatment and behavior towards you, it actually seemed like you two were becoming friends. He would begin to check on you a little more frequently than the rest, tapping your shoulder with a warm smile, asking you how your project was going. You would show him your small projects, nothing too big as it had nothing to do with your major, but projects that you enjoyed and had fun doing nonetheless. He seemed most amused by the sweater you created for your dog by letting out a soft chuckle. In return, he showed you the sweaters he made for his sisters, who were now teenagers. It became a routine for him to walk over to you after checking up on everyone else and talk until club hours were over. He’d find anything to talk about and it made your heart swell with how he actually took the time out of his day to make sure you didn’t feel alone. You were sure he had picked up on how you lacked friends in his club, he was clearly trying to make you feel welcome and you couldn’t help but begin to admire him even more than you once had.

One day, however, it suddenly changed. His demeanor was suddenly cold and unwelcoming to you. You noticed when you walked into his club as you normally did, taking your seat. He did not visit you within the 10 minutes it usually took him to check upon everyone else. It took much, much longer, so you simply assumed everyone needed more help than usual. However, when he came over to your table, his words startled you so much that you pricked yourself with your needle, rushing your eyes to meet his own at his sudden harshness.

┃ “Looks like someone isn’t paying attention.”

The venom in his words made your cheeks flush with a tint of red, noticing some of the club members staring at you, also in surprise of his harsh tone. You open your mouth, quickly questioning his behavior, all of your words coming out panicked, in fear you’ve done something wrong-- something to disappoint, or upset him.

┃ “What do you mean, Pres? My projects have never been an issue before.”

┃ “Nicknames are a privilege. Call me by my proper title.” He snapped, your peers widening their eyes, for he never required anyone to call him by his last name.

┃ “...President Mitsuya, I apologize. However, you can’t just--”

┃ “Look around,” he motions his arm towards the surrounding students working at their tables, sewing much larger projects and others measuring their models for their designs. Your right eyebrow began to raise in confusion, he had never minded your small projects. Yet, here he was, embarrassing, no-- humiliating you in front of your peers about how minuscule your projects were in comparison.

┃ “Your peers all have their mind set on a big project or several larger projects. Yet, here you are with your small little trinkets. They’re working hard, and you’re doing the bare minimum to have your work completed for this club.”

Tears began to prick your eyes, questioning what his true motive was here. Surely, the projects weren’t the issue. This… this was too strong of a switch-up. Something had triggered this outburst of his, but you weren’t sure what. He was always stressed, all the time actually-- had he perhaps overwhelmed himself and he was taking it out on you?

┃ “(Y/N).” Your name so violently came out of his mouth, as if it had just crashed on cement. It wasn’t the silky and softer voice you were accustomed to hearing when speaking with him. “Get your head out of the clouds. Are you listening?”

┃ “Sir… I mean, President Mitsuya, with all due respect, you seem to be… unfairly targeting me. Some of these students are creating something as simple as a sweater for their friends, why is something for my dog any different?”

The rest of the club began planning your funeral. While never seeing him this upset on school grounds, they have heard about how foul he could get with his division members. Questioning him was bound to make him explode. They all froze, eyes drifting to Mitsuya for an incoming scolding.

┃ With a harsh grab, his fingers glide under your chin as he lifts it up to meet his face directly. “'You questioning me?”

┃ “N-no sir! I mean no disrespect, I just-”

┃ “You’ll be staying after club hours.”

┃ “B-but sir I have-”

┃ “I was NOT asking.” He half-shouts, dropping your chin from his harsh grip as he makes it back to the front of the classroom where he continues to work on his own projects. Your fellow club members pitied you at first, but after seeing how harsh he got later on with you as the bullying continued, they assumed this was the result of an external conflict.

You don’t remember what he told you after club hours. He was yelling something about how you were stupid, a dumbass, and well, you get the rest. Cruel words were thrown at you as if the day before he wasn’t so fondly helping you with the sweater for your dog-- helping you perfect the stitch of his name. Any time you questioned him or flat-out denied his accusations and heinous words, he would yank your chain and pull you so you were right in front of him as he stared down at you. It was enough to scare you out of ever providing a rebuttal, and you soon learned that as the bullying continued.

Now, here you are, on the floor, calmly collecting your portfolio photographs, not even phased by his now-normal harassment. Usually, a shove would be enough to appease him, but today it seemed like one of those days where he wanted more. He walked over to your kneeling figure as you collected your portfolio, your head turned away from him to avoid giving him any form of satisfaction.

┃ “What do you say after you bump into someone?”

┃ “I didn’t bump into you, dickhead.”

With a swift motion, he forcefully grabbed your chin and forced you to look at him, his lavender eyes piercing straight through you. He was clearly unsatisfied with your response.

┃ “What do you say after you bump into someone, skank?”

Every time you questioned him or talked back, you knew it simply made him angrier. You quickly learned that him acting out was his way of earning your attention, but for whatever reason it was, you couldn’t figure out why. What you did learn, however, from your many other incidents with him, is that he would praise you when you were obedient. Eager to get this over with and save yourself any more humiliation, you replied:

┃ “I’m sorry.”

┃ “I’m sorry…?”

┃ With a sigh, you continue, “I’m sorry, President Mitsuya.”

He smirks, now satisfied with your answer. He taps your cheek with his right index finger and replies:

┃ “Good girl.”

You swipe your face away from his grasp and continue collecting your photographs, along with your notebooks and planner that had slipped out. Mitsuya scoffs as you once more retract your attention away from him and walks away with Yasuda-sun snickering. Hakkai, however, stays behind and examines you for a few brief moments. He walks over to you and begins helping you organize your bookbag. You look up and smile-- despite his silence, his eyes offered every form of apology he could give you. You had learned Hakkai was afraid to speak up to Mitsuya because he was his best friend and was afraid any talkback from him would only result in a deeper hatred for you. You didn’t mind, however, you just appreciated how Hakkai kept you grounded. He helped you remember you didn’t do anything wrong, this was Mitsuya’s doing and his alone. Hakkai was always well-dressed as well, you noticed. He was wearing an incredibly long trench coat with beautiful shades of baby blue, ocean blues and a bright orange that made everything pop. It covered a black mock turtleneck that seemed to be matching the one Mitsuya was wearing and in fact, Hakkai also seemed to have an earring on one ear, similar to Mitsuya. It appeared that he deeply respected Mitsuya, his outfit seemed to be heavily inspired by his own. With everything settled in your bookbag once more, he offered you a pat on the head with a smile as you nodded and thanked him before running off to your first class of the day.

✿ a.n. // I finished this chapter while finishing my AP Psychology hw. I had started writing it and then idk why but I was re-reading the manga and went “wait, now what if we have Hakkai and Yasuda-san…” and ta-da, take my 2.1k words of pure a$$. If this chapter does well, I’ll be sure to upload it on my ao3, too. special tags for @the2ndl and @bren-heron because they both really wanted a fic out of this concept. I hope you enjoy loves <3

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As promised. Skel anatomy! (My own headcanons, because creature design lingers in my DNA)

Sorry if the handwriting is weird, I have typos and random ass backwards spelling even when I'm trying. Ignore the random capitalization too??

As I've said, I love making them more monstrous. Thicker, more bones, that are more close together than a human's, an exoskeleton! And marvelous Killer here to demonstrate skel vertebrae. There's another possibility that I'll draw everyone's unique vertb's here ina little bit, since I've got a specific design cooked up for Error and Horror.

I don't really incorporate my anatomy headcanons into my fanfiction, it only really exists in my art to add more curious shapes and designs to the characters, but its fun to expand upon nonetheless.

Also, they have tails! Yeah! Like in ROTTMT. They don't do anything, they're just little chihuahua ones that don't move a whole lot.

Another note, the magic membrane is semi-solid, which means you can't stick your hand through someone's midsection like a weirdo. If you tried it would feel like shoving your hand through a thick bowl of jello. It's very flimsy and can break easily if there's enough concentrated pressure. Hurts like a bitch, don't do it :(

The membrane is also where energy is stored. The more energy you contain, the chonkier you are. Which is why I draw Error kinda plump <3

edit: chonk doesn't make you heavier. Error is as light as a feather in my eyes.

Also, energy levels got nothing to do with hyperness, its like-- your endurance/strength and stuff.

M'okay those are my wacky headcanons that I may or may not go back on or completely ignore later. I just did this for fun.

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Ugh, I’m in a mood, so…

Here’s some LoZ related things (headcanons, AUs, fan tropes, etc.) that are Banned Here. Read at your own risk.

OOC/humanized Fi.

Fi is an AI-type spirit forged into a weapon for the purpose of guiding her creator’s knight. Her personality is limited to the occasional quip, and she has no feelings. Please keep it that way, and please, don’t ship her with Link. It gives off “lonely man falls in love with Siri” vibes. Gross, and weird.

Ghirahim having any sort of relationship with Fi.

That means romantic GhiraFi, Ghirahim and Fi as siblings, Ghirahim and Fi being two sides to the same sword or any other “forged at the same time” bullshit, Link dual-wielding their swords (master of both at once), and anything else even vaguely resembling any of these things.

Any version of Link being characterized as cruel or sadistic.

It’s one thing to give him a bit of a temper, or even a minuscule or temporary desire for revenge in extreme situations, but chopping off limbs and raping enemies for fun? No.

The Skyward Sword manga.

Just no.

Afab/intersex Ghirahim, especially when y’all knock him up.

Pregnancy and breeding are generally a no-no for me, but this one is especially obnoxious. I have a lot of reasons for it not being my cup of tea, dysphoria being a big one, but I honestly mostly blame the fandom for shoving it in people’s faces and calling us “erasers” when we find it unsettling.

“LinkGhira”

“But, but Maiz! You ship Ghiralink!” Yes, yes I do. I ship Link, the go-with-the-flow, sexually timid twink with the suave, catlike, power-hungry demon lord - not that watered down OOC crap where their canon characterization and power dynamic are completely flipped. Worse than the butchering of the pairing itself tho is probably the fans, again, since y’all are clearly in denial and won’t just admit that the canon compliant depictions are just that. It’s fine if you have preferences, the whole point is that it’s all fiction after all - just don’t fucking lie about it to try and save face.

Linked Universe

While I haven’t experienced it firsthand, I’ve seen and heard horror stories about this fandom. They are positively insufferable. Even if they weren’t, multiple incarnations of Link interacting? It just… the concept isn’t interesting to me. At all.

Midlink

Nothing against it, just… no. Platonic, friendshippy vibes and that is all.

“Power” bottom Ghirahim.

Please stop grasping at straws. Also, see “afab Ghirahim” and “LinkGhira.”

A quick note, there are exceptions to this rule. Some people legitimately do portray bottom!Ghirahim as a force to be reckoned with, but this is very difficult to achieve. Generally, tops have more power and versatility. Stop telling yourself differently.

Hypersexualized Gerudo.

I can’t exactly talk about racism since I am One Pasty Hoe, but I can sure as fuck talk about misogyny. Badass brown-skinned redheads showing off their abs while dominating the desert? Hell yeah! Wearing completely impractical armor obviously designed for the Male Gaze (forgive me if we’re not still calling it that)? C’mon, Nintendo. I thought we were past this. Urbosa deserves better, and so does Riju, who’s twelve.

“Ganondorf is a victim of Demise!”

Guys. Hylia incarnated as Zelda so she could stop this dude from wreaking havoc and destroying life as they know it. Demise incarnates as Ganon, does not possess him but is him, and fucks shit up unnecessarily. If you wanna complain about his “not having agency” then sorry but you’re wrong.

Sexualized OoT (Ocarina of Time) Link.

Getting hot and heavy after he’s aged naturally? Yes please. But after he’s only jumped ahead in time? Even if he’s developed an adult mentality, he’s still a child in many ways. I’m not saying don’t, I’m saying proceed with care, as this still technically qualifies as underage.

Mute Link.

Selectively mute, uses Sign, generally quiet/reserved - all good and well. Characterizing him as completely incapable of using audible speech? Please stop trying so hard.

To be clear, it’s fine if you disagree with any of these things. Just know that you’re not gonna find any of it here, nor do I take kindly to my work being associated with it.