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Zayne could fix you
With his strict but understanding guidance and plenty of praise and rewards
With his soothing voice and his hand stroking your hair
With his warm, reassuring hugs that tell you how much he cares about you, much more than he could ever put into words. Hugs that let you know that your home will always be in his arms and that he'd always come back to you, no matter how busy he is
With his giant cock that fills up every inch inside you again and again until you're putty in his arms, entrusting him to build you up again to be a better version of yourself
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Me: I love reading animal facts ¦)
Me when the internet says a wolverine can't actually fight a bear and win, and wolves can kill wolverines, and that they aren't the no.1 highest offense and defence animal:
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I love how old Marilyn Monroe movies are always like “you women just want to use men for their money!” “Yes, and what about it?” Queen shit, honestly.
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🤫 either shushing either is fine (I mean aury feels more natural btu eiden shushing aury might be funny too skdmfmgm)
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🤫 - for my muse to place a finger to their lips, shushing your muse .
"Typical depraved habits of you humans, marketing inferior scraps instead of delicacies for—"
The melodious voice issuing complaints in the early morning streets of the fish markets comes to an abrupt halt as a middle finger presses against its lips and nearly stabs its nose.
In a rare moment of victory, Eiden Itadori has finally, finally shut Aurelius up before the kindly old grandmother selling mackerel in the streets nearly bursts into tears from the golden fob's usual brand of fancy-pants vitriol. Or maybe it's the fact he was handling mackerel before so his hands probably stink to high heaven with seafood right now.
Pfft, high heaven his ass.
"So we'll take a whole basket," the human says cheerfully while the angel behind him is frozen. "He's paying, of course. Where do we scan our phones?"
Gratified, the old woman immediately takes out a phone reader, and Eiden doesn't hesitate to swipe Aurelius' phone out of the guy's coat pocket to take advantage of his funds. He's still whistling a few minutes later, carrying the basket of fish while the blond follows behind him in a gloomy mood.
Honestly, he'd been wondering how to get the cats in the animal shelter their fish until Klaus sent an angel his way with the promise to help him with errands this morning. Maybe more demon than angel, judging by how he could feel Aurelius staring a hole into his skull.
Hmm, maybe he could ask Klaus to pick him up early today?
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I have a secret headcanon and way I personally characterize Edd that I don’t often talk about.
And it’s something to do with some more negative characteristics, I think that his ego and self-importance can rival that of Matt’s, but he doesn’t make it as obvious as Matt does. His pettiness and ability to hold grudges is also something that can rival the other guys’, it’s just that he masks it with a more friendly and approachable persona that makes him attractive to people who may need someone to lean on/support, because he likes being the leader.
He mellows out more as he gets older, since his ego might take a bit of a beating (as life does to most people lol), but his younger years are definitely his worst stages.
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make yourself a musical fruit salad using songs by your favorite artist. choose a song to go with each fruit you select (you need at least five fruits, but i shall not police your fruit selection-- make the tastiest, grooviest fruit salad your heart could possibly desire🖤)
Oh my worm, this is such an interesting question! Thank you Em!! 💙
Okay, so my two favourite artists would probably be Linkin Park and BTS, for very similar close-to-my-heart reasons. And since they are WILDLY different sound-wise, I will give you two different fruit salads hehehe
First, the fruits!
Orange 🍊 -> obvious choice, zesty and sweet, brings everyone together with its juice; a refreshing favourite
Apple 🍎 -> solid, classic, reliable ; probably an oldie throwback
Mango 🥭 -> smooth, sexy lady with a groove; perhaps slightly unexpected
Strawberry 🍓 -> tangy, slightly acidic; a bittersweet one
Grapes 🍇 -> underrated bops bursting with flavour once you give them a try; a fun one
Melon 🍈 -> my favourite fruit so my personal favourite
Now for the salads:
Linkin Park Fruit Salad:
🍊 In The End - the song that gets everyone turned up, she's the mainstream queen for a reason!!
🍎 Numb - had to get this one here as well because, really, you can't leave it out
🥭 Lost In The Echo - Living Things is a very important album to me (and my second favourite from them), and I do NOT see enough conversation about it. Lost In The Echo is a fenomenal song, and probably one of my favourite Chester x Mike moments
🍓 The Messenger - just typing the name of this song got the water fountains going. "When life leaves us blind, love keeps us kind" is a lyric that I will carry with me until the day I die
🍇 In Between - for the sake of "underrated" I purposely chose something from after the first 2 albums. In Between is criminally underrated imo, which is a shame since it's such a sweet song sung by Mike (which is rare since he hardly ever gets a solo song). Bonus underrated AND fun - When They Come For Me
🍈 Breaking The Habit - I could go on and on about why I love this song so so much, but I don't want to get sad. 13 yo me made it this far thanks to her 💙
BTS Fruit Salad:
🍊 Fire - THE hype song ever, it's physically impossible to be sad listening to her, helloooo 🔥 🔥
🍎 Spring Day - the fan favourite, of course I had to get her in here. Queen of the charts
🥭 Autumn Leaves & Home - this is my salad so I'll put extra mango if I want. Both of these are SO sexy in their own way, and since they're pretty far apart it'd only be fair to get them both in here
🍓 We Are Bulletproof : The Eternal - at first I thought about either 2! 3! or Young Forever, but We Are Bulletproof holds such a special, heavy meaning, considering the time it was released, and the overall theme of the album. I can't really listen to it without getting all choked up 🥺
🍇 Hip-Hop Lover & We On - putting 2 songs again because I can. These are VERY old BTS songs, and still remain some of my favourites. It's a shame so many newer fans outright refuse to listen to their older, not-so-polished stuff, cus it's fantastic really
🍈 Run - my mostest absolute Bangtan favourite, she's beauty, she's grace, she's so fun and devastating and aaaaaaa. AMAZING era that was, superior mv, just overall wowowowow
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