#silly rp✨

[doctorwilliamcorbin]

[Awh…. Sirius does apologize by giving plenty cuddles and carrying Static around whenever they so please for the rest of the day. Making them some actual homemade Oreos, this time.]

(@siriusthenurseryattendant)

[A few homemade Oreos are left on the dining table, a note left beside them: “Tried a new recipe! Tell me what you think? - Sirius” with a very over the top heart doodled next to the name.]

(Frozen mayo replaces the filling of the cookies *cackles evilly*)

~Silly rp~

Static perks up at the sight of the treats, ever so ignorantly throwing an entire one into their mouth.

oh these are-

Eugh

". . . I've been betrayed :("

[thrpr0phetuseek]

Tiresias, getting shivers up their spine every time a part of the prophecy is completed:

[rulerofthetanakaempire]

hi this is ooc but i have a fanmade gundham sprite of you wanna use it :3 /gen /nf

[OMG !!!!!!!!!!]

[I genuinely started giggling a bit and smiling to myself when I saw that HELPPPPP]

[I love him sm hhhhhh]

[ANW OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[HE'S ALL SMILEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG CUTIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[HE LOOKS HAPPY AUAUHUJBSDHUJD MY BELOVED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[AUUUHUHYDSCB I'M NOT SURE IF I'LL BE ABLE TO USE IT MUCH BECAUSE GUNDHAM IS GUNDHAM BUT I DEF WILL WHEN I CAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[mukuharakazui-official]

Hi Kazui. Sorry to show up out of the blue, but I noticed you've been dealing with some strange Amanes lately.

Speaking of, have you seen the one with the eyepatch?

Mrrreow, meow mrr- (Ah, I think you've caught me at a bad time-)

[ no escaping interaction today, Kazui. In a small puff of smoke, he is once again back to his normal, non magical non cat self. ✨ ]

"Ah" convenient. "Sorry, what did you say again? The Amane with the...eye patch..?" That sounded Concerning. Was there more than one new amane here? "No, I can't say I have..."

[doctorwilliamcorbin]

[Pathetic, wet cry. Not sad. Just soggy… wet… unhappy and shivering.]

“Mmwep”

(Silly silly guy, plopping this tiny little bugger on Titans doorstep, sopping wet, he’s like,,,, 4 inches big)

Picks up the tiny bugger with both hands like he's water.

My what big eyes you have.

[glistennglimmer]

Hey. Hey Glisten. How’s your depth perception. you already were walking into walls before you lost your eye for the first time and the second time how bad is it now….

“What? What are you talking about? My depth perception is just fi-”

{Face first. Into a doorframe.}

“OW FUCKING BULLSHIT WHAT THE HELL”

[spiral-time]

“I sure wonder what’s going on with the other survivors at this moment in time. They’re probably fine lmao.”

[night-raven-miscellany]

"Hello hello, dearest listeners~ It has come to our attention that it's the month of October, so we figured why not broadcast once more to you all~"

"That's right. We've returned. And this time, my lovely co-host Chamomile and I have a lovely show for you planned."

"Mhm. It's the month of Halloween for us all here at NRC, which means it's time for us to get delightfully devilish and spectacularly spooky!"

"...please never say that again."

"Oh, boo, Earl. You're no fun!

Anyways... With Halloween coming up, I've received some interesting letters about what people plan on going as for halloween!"

"Oh? Nothing else? Not even stuff prepping for the birthday of a certain someone???"

"Well, no... But that's all alright, isn't it? Plus, that's not for another three days or so...

No matter. Let's read some of these responses, shall we? An anonymous Diasomnia student says that for Halloween, he's going to be going as the 'most evil and devilish person he can think of; The Demon Overlord of Diasomnia". I... Have no idea who that is or what any of this other stuff on the page means, but what do you think, Earl?"

"I THINK I need to have a conversation with one of my underclassmen about how we should probably NOT refer to housewardens... Especially not housewarden Draconia."

"oh so THATS what that means... Ok... Um.... So apologies to one Malleus Draconia of Diasomnia for that.

Another listener from Scarabia is planning on going as a werewolf- wait wasn't that their costume LAST YEAR? I wonder if he's just doing it to save money or maybe he really just wants to be a wolf..."

"Chamomile, you're hardly in any position to judge. You've talked about wearing the same Halloween costume you've used the past three years now and-"

"hey now, Earl! The listeners don't need to know that..."

"I think they should! In fact, why don't I tell them all about your costume? Better yet, what if I relayed to them a story of when we were younger and you INSISTED on us twinning for Halloween one year and-"

"OOOOKAY THATS ENOUGH FOR TODAY I THINK STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF NRTEA STAY THIRSTY LISTENERS GOODBYEEEEEEEE-"

[escapetheslaughters]

Slowly turns their head with an excessive amount of creaking noises as if their neck hinge desperately needed DW-40.

.................. (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) How about no?!?

Bloodmoon, can I try rizzing up your father?

.....Why would-- We do not think Father would even be available right now?? He's probably fighting another witherstorm or something. Gods are busy like that.

[robin-5-technically]

AIGHT CHAT LET'S BRING THE NUMBER UP TO A 100!!! OR MORE!!!

- 🌺 (psst. Other anons. So... everyone here ...there's no way we're all percieving ourselves as- yknow, right? Or am i losing my mind? Hm.)

_(:_」∠)_

[tsp-narrator-ask]

*Gasps* I am not a show off! Anyway, I roll for hidden spot and I get a 14. I spot @anotheroneofthegaysharks and @windowwizardanon and go over to ask to join their party. But then Aren Beetana the wizard elf sees that they are cough in a conundrum with a monster, so I roll for my attack, and I get a 15 to cast an ice spell to freeze the monster. Do I freeze the monster, and can I ask to join @anotheroneofthegaysharks and @windowwizardanon on their quest?

----- Signed, Aren Beetana the Elf Wizard

I’m sorry to inform you but the bucket was already defeated before you came along, but you are still free to ask to join the group. (Please keep in mind we are using real rolls/rolling with an online sight. Please do not make up the numbers in your favor))

Second before we continue I would like to specify you must move up in ranks, so far you are a low level wizard, you mentions ice powers so you have the power to make snow, snow cones, and snow men. Because your Elsa’s long lost twin sibling “icebert.” ((Silly joke lore.))

@windowwizardanon and @anotheroneofthegaysharks what do you say to this fellow joining you?

[revengeiscoming]

hey man, r u silly? like REALLYYYY silly? :3

So fucking silly.

[witch-with-a-thousand-faces]

"Ok... This time it has to work, or else I'm going to blow up this entire cottage with me in it."

"I'd prefer you did that while I wasn't around but... Ok."

"Eugene, don't think that you still aren't helping me with this-"

"I'm not. You're gonna do this on your own this time, Minerva. You've gotta suck it up and walk right on over to NRC yourself and talk to that girl because me and Terry aren't going to do it again ourselves. Sorry, but we aren't."

"I... Rude. I can't just waltz onto NRC, not with my reputation-"

"YOUR reputation? What about ours? Me and Terry have escaped more fights than I'd like to admit and it's definitely not helping my own suspicious stuff, seeing the magicless guy living in a cottage in the woods that's basically just here because he doesn't have anywhere else to go walking back and forth between here and the rival school full of guys that no one likes? Yeah no. Sorry Min, but you're on your own this time."

"I-

...

Fine. Be that way. I'll go to NRC and I'll do things myself. I'll fix this whole thing and you can go where you belong and I can have my friend where she belongs."

"Yeah... Fine. Whatever. You always know what's best, or whatever..."

[silly-little-an0n]

"YAYY! Kitty!!!"

"Bloop, can Silly bring cat in dorm?"

@silly-little-an0n

yesyeysyys

BLOOP LOVES CATS!

[rulerofthetanakaempire]

im a sandwich.I fall on your head.

[glistennglimmer]

“WHAT IS THAT AND WHY IS HER FACE MOVING LIKE THAT”