#[/silly]

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

ok i've been keeping this locked up for awhile but i like to imagine the hermits getting into debates about what foods are acceptable, like i know for a fact mumbo, grian and joel have forced beans on toast onto the rest of the hermits and i can totally see scar and skizz trying to justify pb and j sandwiches

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[doodl-eo]

this is what I want to see in the chess revival

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[viorel-lette]

guh

[oursystemblog]

Help

[systemschemistry]

@severevoiddragon

POV This is your 46th time dying to Jevil and Kris is starting to Snap

[artzy-ari]

Man i love sonadow fanfiction

[toxetta]

How to support your mentally ill friends - a guide

instead of saying:

you need therapy ❌️

people won't love you before you love yourself 🚫

that fictional (wo)man isn't real (s)he doesn't love you 👎

you're not an angel sent from heaven, you have a personality disorder 🤬

who the fuck are you get out of my house. is that a GUN OH MY GO- 🤮

try saying instead:

here's my credit card number ✅️

you are sexy and beautiful and amazing and sexy and perfect and sexy and sexy 👍

your fellow divine beings in heaven yearn for your return ✔️

one day you'll be famous and then all those fuckass therapists will be proven wrong 🥰

i am humbled to be graced by your presence queen. i will give you free stuff forever and you never have to work again ever 🤩

[mileymint]

Wait why can I still read it I can just barely make it out don't call me a jerk you meanie :(

I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

[lightlysaltedsalt]

"Worst thing about plurality is the amnesia" "worst thing about plurality is in-sys fighting" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER worst thing about plurality is the strain on our bank account trying to accommodate eight different fashion styles

[the-real-gmail]

A penguin walks in

A penguout leaves

[treef-greef]

filling the space between us with some sense of normal

[whisper-and-tangle]

WORLD'S MOST BISEXUAL MAN

[shandzii]

after animal cannibal animatic

[unyieldingsilence]

You know what’s scary? Your parents could have a piss kink and you’d never know 

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