Kirigan/Darkling: *cuts off Baghra's finger*
Baghra: Son of a bitch!!!!!
Kirigan/Darkling: You said it, not me.
Kirigan/Darkling: Get that down to the lab and see what's on the slab what can be done about turning this into an amplifier.
David: Umm, doesn't the...creature that an amplifier comes from have to be dead, in order for it to work?
Kirigan/Darkling: *prods at the finger*
Kirigan/Darkling: Looks pretty dead to me.
David: i hate my life
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Kaz explaining Inej discovering that
his plan to break she has to climb a
out of the Ice court fucking incinerator
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This scene with a funny text-post I found (edited the type of bird)
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Forget about Mal, you need to set the bar higher, Alina!
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maturing is realizing that jesper gets flustered when wylan flirts with him too, except it's more in a giddy kicking his feet and giggling way than a blushy nervous way
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I know we all clown on Kaz for saying his mother is Ketterdam but honestly can you imagine him saying that knowing full well no one knew what happened when he was "birthed in the harbor" with Jordie, thinking he'd never be strong enough to tell any of them the truth
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more wesper♡
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If they’re not gonna do the Ice Court heist yet I definitely prefer the Crows sticking their noses into the Grisha trilogy plot again and making it infinitely more interesting. Because the Crows sticking their noses where they don’t belong in Season 1 was the highlight of every single episode. They just add life to what is a pretty typical, dull and by the numbers YA plot (just my opinion).
I would obviously prefer to see the Crows off doing the Ice Court heist and being their typically off the walls selves. But if they’re not gonna do it yet because they want to give it the room to breathe it deserves. Then this is the best alternative.
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i miss jesper fahey
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Just finished Crooked Kingdom…
I am unwell
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Kirigan/Darkling, after all the fallout from cutting off Baghra's finger: And the moral of this is, 'don't dismember people in front of witnesses'.
Baghra: Or, and this may be a revelation to you, don't dismember people at all?!?!?
Kirigan/Darkling: ......
Kirigan/Darkling: No, I'm pretty sure it's 'don't dismember people in front of witnesses'.
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The feminine urge to just pack suitcases, get a ship and set sail to hunt pedophiles/slave traders🥰🎀🫶🏻
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listen I KNOW we don't like him but he cuts a guy in half from a hundred feet and then he comforts Alina and tells silly little jokes. I know he's evil and fucked up but HOW am I meant to not like him.
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And before you ask "Hey where's Mal and Nikolai?"
Who do you think is getting scammed silly goose??
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Kaz: Jesper, Wylan, get your hands off each other. We have work to do
Jesper: That’s homophobic
Wylan: And during pride month??? How dare you
Inej: Honestly i’m offended on behalf of them
Kaz: You’re all idiots
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"The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive."
ok Leigh stop breaking my heart over the fact that the ice never forgave Matthias and he ended up paying the consequences
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