"what the fuck, father is doing something that makes the ground wet???? I hate when the ground is wet. I should walk all over the wet and investigate"
- my cat, whenever I wash the floors (paraphrased)
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swiss and phantom being silly together and doing the chappell roan hot to go dance
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he drank the fucking grimace shake
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Just daydreamed up a situation in which I got a vanity plate with Kim K on it to reference Kim Kitsuragi but life was hell because everyone thought I meant Kim Kardashian
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i forgor follow my lame fandom blog @hiddenintensefeels its just polyvbs i Really like polyvbs can you. Tell 😊
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I was uncomplicated guy. Until I met her. Don't remember her age nor mine at that time. She was cute. I was nasty. Stormy walkouts. We'd seen it all. Yet nothing changed at all. And then I woke up...
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little gift i made for my besties birthday! i'm turning them into silly stickers :3
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wake up babe a new love lang just dropped!!!!
introducing: ✨ pattern recognition brain training✨
who doesn't like to train and tickle their brains, right?
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Dude,,,,,, time to change your header dude,,,,,,, you've had the same header for over a year,,,,,,,,,, it's time to give desert akito a break,,,,,,,,,,,,,
NEVER!!!!!!!! NEVERRRRRR
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