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myownprivategeocity · 6 months

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I LOVE THIS SLUTTY ASS MAN GIVE HIM TO ME

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thaltro · 3 months

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Happy late birthday bitch. I’m in love with you.

#dust sans #dusttale #utmv #sans au #undertale au #undertale multiverse #I’m on my knees #I’ll do anything for him #makeout with me #or stab me #either work #uhh #tw blood #lots of blood #id lick off that blood for you sir #ahaha #kill me

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ozarkthedog · 2 years

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This stance ruins me 🥵

#Chris Evans #scold me sir #I’ll do anything you say

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asteralien · 4 months

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trying to find truly goth knitting patterns/inspo is a hopeless hellscape nightmare but i do so very much have to inflict what i found through ravelry on you all, a twilight-themed pattern book from 2010, with both a very fun countess bathory scarf and. whatever this man is doing

#to be clear I am not dunking on him. i think he’s doing the Most. the most of what I don’t know but like. get it good sir #there’s also a pillow that just says ‘got blood?’ which is. I mean. okay #but anyway trying to reach my goth potential insofar as I can working a local government job is proving Very Hard #both because there are so few patterns for anything that aren’t high morticia-addams levels of femme #being goth is such a struggle everyone wants me to wear a mesh dress. i don’t want to wear a mesh dress. i don’t want to wear mesh anything #goth fashion appeals to me because of the excess of fabric not the strategic lack of it #and everything that IS masc is fucking victorian #Elizabethan goth…….renaissance goth……..medieval goth……… god I’ll take gothabilly #anything but the 18fucking90s #aster chat

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dark-thoughts-and-reblogs · 1 year

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Ugh! I just cannot stop thinking about that old man…

Why is he so attractive? The things I’d do to him and let him do to me…

#random thoughts #the thirst is real #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #director clavell #director clavell is hot #i want him #please sir #i’ll do anything #I also simp for Jacq Brassius and Larry but mostly for Clavell

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jervis-tetch-my-beloved · 2 months

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HIIIIIIIII <3 HELLLLOOOOO HOW ARE YOUUUU!!!!! :3333

#he makes me so 🤭🤭🤭🤭#EHEHEHHEEHEHEH HES SO PRETTYY #LIKE SIR PLEASEEE 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇#just one chance please just one chance I’ll do anything please #.🤍🎩🍰

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knoxvillegender · 14 days

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i wanna kiss knoxville on the mouth

#him whispering/talking low and quietly makes me INSANE #i’ll do anything you ask me sir just please oh my god #ender.txt

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willowcrowned · 9 months

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can i ask what wip you’re working on that’s giving you grief?

it’s a sandman fic! I originally conceived of it as a straight up sir gawain and the green knight au, but it ended up morphing into an au where dream and hob undergo a variant of the oldest game, playing out the roles of gawain and bertilak respectively. it sort of snowballed from there, and now it’s got two more acts and twenty thousand more words than I intended. needless to say I am in over my head

#for the people who have not seen my green knight posting #sir gawain and the green knight is a late fourteenth century poem #it’s partially about a beheading game #but it’s mostly about pride and homoeroticism #which. do I have to say anything else #willow writes #anyways I have hopes I’ll finish the first draft either this week or next #and that the editing will be done by my birthday in late October at the outside #so. it should be coming fairly soon if anyone is interested #asks #anon #sandman #dreamling

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rosicheeks · 2 months

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🥺💋☠️🎧💝

#yes yes yes yes PLEASE #soooo how long do you think you could last making out with me before you snapped huh? 👀😉#I wanna play that game 👀👀👀#ALSO THE WAY I ALMOSTT SCREAMED WHEN I READ WHAT ☠️ MEANR #need need need need I would like to get utterly destroyed pretty pleaseeeeeee #I don’t think there’s a way to properly ‘prepare’ to get my holes destroyed but ya know I’ll try 😂#I miss making audios :(((#I can’t cause of my living situation #I mean I could do some light moans and whispers maybeeeee #but nothing near my usual noisy loud ass self 😂#sir you can tear anything off of me you want 😇#leave the lingerie on while you fuck me or slowly and gently take off each layer orrrr if you’re really feeling it #(and I don’t love the lingerie lol)#you can cut it off me 👀🫣🫣🫣#anywayyyy #having a normal day with normal thoughts hehe #gotta get dinner and definitely not thinking about ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️#hope you’ve been doing alright lovely 🫶#ask

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the-trans-dragon · 1 year

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What’s the appropriate way for me to respond to customers handing me religious pamphlets/cards? I’m not worried about getting fired btw.

#sorenhoots #I was considering eating the pamphlet but that isn’t fun in practice. only theory #I considered crumpling it up and throwing it in their face but that might count as like. attacking lol.#like I have so much to say. maybe I should just vent at them about how Christianity left me broken and hopeless and [redacting details].#not for their benefit. just to drag them through my incredibly painful emotions. maybe to make them suffer with me. maybe just to vent #without worrying about how my vent will impact them.#the first one took his card back when I said no. the second left his pamphlet and the TONE he used when he told me to read it. THE TONE.#was like a parent telling a toddler to eat their vegetables. ‘we’ll give it a try. it’s good for you. it’s got good stuff in it’#god I wish I had facial recognition so I could refuse to check him out next time.#the first guy has a memorable appearance so I’ll never check him out again.#but that fucking second one. ohhhhh I was so mad. I went on break and went straight to the warehouse #to break down boxes for the bailer. exercise is very regulating for me! I felt much better afterwards #BUT I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING NEXT TIME. either funny. or scathing. or rude as all hell. or anything.#anything that will let me feel like I have some control over the situation. I can’t make them take back their pamphlet… well I could. lol.#Sir do NOT leave your trash here. I am not a trash can. you can throw it away down there #where our trash can is located.#anyways another guy tipped me $2 so that was real nice

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myownprivategeocity · 7 months

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been watching this clip for far too long now …

#that should be ME #bam margera #brandon margera #brandon cole margera pls give me a chance #sir i’ll do anything sir #viva la bam #cky #cky2k #cky3 #cky4 #haggard 2003 #ryan dunn #brandon dicamillo #chris raab #rake yohn #random hero

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peapod20001 · 1 year

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In my...✨ depression bed ✨ phase <3

#vent #oho five hours babeeee hungry AND hot AND depressed?? what is this?? my birthday?#hahaha yeaap. it’s cool it’s cool I’m chillin #just vibin. head feels. weird. but I don’t entirely know what up with that it could be a few things if I’m being honest lol #hmmgf when was the last time I just. laid here this often?#laid? layd? layed?? whatever lol #hmm I found a fuckin uhh. vent diagram thing that showed BPD ASHD and Autism and their specific traits and overlaps #is uh. uhm. too close!! like sir!! who gave you!! permission!!!!#oofy anyways uhmmmmmm. realized that I!! don’t interact with people!! as much as I did when I was younger!!#like I had my classmates. my friends. my family. the ppl on tumblr and stuff. yknow #I was talking to someone and shit like!! every day!! for multiple hours!! a day!!!!#now it’s like. wow boy howdy. what are the chances I y’all for more than an hour with LITERALLY ANYONE today :)#uhhghgh gross ew ew nasty. I totally. don’t care that I’m not getting my enrichment #I’ll jus read tags on my art and look through old messages in place of actually. talking to anyone #mmm. conversations hard. hate talking about myself. don’t know anything besides myself. hate certain topics (but won’t say anything bout it)#anndd yeaa!! I don’t understand ppl and their motives and why they like me specifically. I put on my best personality for youu #I’m playing off of you and mirroring how you act so you’ll be ok with me <3 but that’s ok I suppose. I don’t think anyone here is out for my #guys so I’m doing good at least somewhat lol. ahmm. you ever not care about being something special to someone else. and then they kindaa.#squash that idea? and in theory you shouldn’t care since you didn’t want it in the first place but. them saying it hits? different? like oou #oh and question I don’t expect anyone to answer. you ever cried cus. someone aid you were their friend? best friend specifically? idk man #2 ppl have said I’m their best friend an I had to literally force myself not to get emotional at the first one and then I legitimately cried #with the second one LMAO like. how ridiculous is that yea? yeah #it’s. yeah. I’ve called ppl my bffs or whatever before but. it’s different when someone says it to you first ig. before I think they only #gave me the label out of convenience. not that we weren’t actually friends (at least I hope we were DHHDV) but. idk!! I literally yearned #for like!! basic shiittt!! I got put in time out like beginning of kindergarten cus I cried over my 1st best friend partnering with a new #girl instead of me!!! 😭 woof. that was the ONLY time I ever cried in public EVER. didn’t matter how many time I got hurt physically or #emotionally or how stressed I got or how confused or embarrassed and humiliated I was!! I’m NEVER letting people look at me like I’m stupid #for caring EVER. AGAIN. woof ok getting off the rails here I was like at least sort of ok when I started writing this but now I’m very much #NOT lololol so uhhhhhhhhhhh. anyways. let you get back to scrolling or swiping or whatever. I’ll be finnee totally. just. here

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yeyayeya · 1 year

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Why is he so hot I can’t anymore

I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS WITH MY BOY

😳

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ssamorganhotchner · 2 years

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the yearning is so bad. it’s no longer a ‘want’ to sit on aaron’s lap anymore, but a need. 😩🤧

#i am so desperate #sir I’ll do anything #aaron hotchner #criminal minds

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nationalharryleague · 1 year

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The man I’m fucking in love with and probably always will be keeps texting me to ask how I’m doing and it is fucking with my head

#max Ik we’re friends #but oh my god sir I’m in love with you #and I probably will always be in love with you #I can’t handle this amount of care for me from a man that I’ve slept with #he’s super career oriented and always knows the right thing to do when it comes to a job #so I reached out on Friday when I got fired #but he’s texted me every day since making sure I’m okay and if I need anything #god I love him #he also invited me to see his new place in the city #so I’ll probably see him soon #brb gotta get my act together

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butlerslut · 2 years

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looking at the gifs of austin butler on my feed and if i wasn’t in class right now i would be screaming crying and throwing up bc he’s so fucking pretty

#austin butler #austin butler elvis #austin butler gifs #austin butlers big ass hands #he’s so pretty #please austin i will literally drop out of college for you #austin butler please give me a chance sir #i’ll do anything for you austin

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