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twilightakiishi · 6 months ago

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Venkiishi: for Takiishi’s growing attachment

wh. mino? mino. MINO. WAIT

waittWIAITWAIT WAIT WIATTTT HELP

WHATSTOP STOP STOPPPMINO?’vnvnvn?!?!?!?’

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tazmiilly · 8 months ago

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#ignore ford just sitting on his legs #scribbles #gravity falls #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor

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plagalkey · 10 months ago

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late night takeout (street racing au)

#miya osamu #kageyama tobio #suna rintarou #oikawa tooru #miya atsumu #atsuoikage #sunaosa #haikyuu #mixed up the interactions to show how theyre a tightknit group and theres casual intimacy between everyone #kageyama is the youngest in the group so eveeryone indulges him including sunarin #osaoi legs..... yeah... im unwell for them..#miya twins always bickering LMAO #anyway i love them thanks for considering them!!!#also i drew their actual proper cars this time instead of randim car references LMAO #suna is sitting in his car a mitsubishi GTO black colour #oikawas car is the blue one parked behind them a honda s2000 ap2

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starry-bi-sky · 7 months ago

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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

#svsss #luo binghe #svsss au #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #disciple shen yuan #lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops #im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either #had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him #when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi #hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th #sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his #back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's #face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is #INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and #the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of #his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so #unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face #and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc #he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]

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neigepomme · 2 months ago

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the first time you send caleb a cute selfie of yourself when he's at work, his knees buckle, and he falls and keels over and dies. he can't respond for 10 mins because he's busy thanking every deity that put you in his life and allowed him to love you.. he's like a major loser, but in a cute chick flick love interest way. do you see my vision

he eventually responds like "wow you look so pretty.. love you so much <3" but his inner monologue is like 'god caleb you fucking dumbass who the fuck says that you should've said she looks beautiful and sent her $6372738382' and he's considering ending it all but then you respond back like "hehe thank you handsome" and he has the biggest dorky smile on his face

caleb is a loser but a very adorably lovesick one that's stuck in a hot guy's body.

#⋆ pomme rambles #my last thought of the night it's bed time for real now #i just think he's the perfect chick flick love interest (source: me. a chick flick fiend)#if he's sitting at his desk he starts kicking his legs btw

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independent-fics · 4 months ago

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Rewatching “The 12-Step Job” and actually processing that Hardison and Eliot in the end are arguing who has to sit in the middle/next to happy pills Parker.

#you know Eliot probably had to sit in the middle #one to keep the peace #two because he could not win against Hardison’s ‘you’re shorter’ argument #because we know Eliot could grumble but keep calm sitting next to Parker and just deal #but Hardison would loudly complain the whole time #about how squished he was and how long his legs are #and Eliot would tell him not to kick him #and Hardison would be so polite to Parker sitting next to her he would love it #but would love messing with Eliot more #and they would be fighting in the back seat #Parker still on pills telling them to talk through their emotions #Sophie silently stewing at Nate still in the passenger seat #and Nate ‘I need a drink’ ford would not even stop the car #and instead just bodily roll out of it while it was still moving #just to escape these thieves who chose him like a herd of cats #leverage #the 12-step job #the 12 step job #inde rambles about leverage #inde gifs #inde gifs: the 12-step job

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bitchapalooza · 4 months ago

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Before Zosan got together, Sanji would watch Zoro get flirted with pretty obviously at the bars the whole crew would stop at. Either Zoro would give in to the flirting for the free drinks or he'd slink off with the guy for a while up to whatever they were up to, but no matter what Sanji would be feeling this cocktail of emotions he couldn't identify. Seething in his seat at the guy hogging all of Zoro's attention and didn't understand why (yet).

Then like 3 years into their relationship, Sanji shoots up in bed and shouts "I WAS JEALOUS" and Zoro is groggily like "you hwha?" But Sanji can't talk right now, he's kind of having a crisis right now realizing he liked Zoro much earlier than he thought he originally did.

#i imagine the first time sanji felt this way was when they were all sitting together maybe this before Loguetown #so sanji would of only joined like a week prior #but this guy comes up hes got shoulder length blonde hair pretty average height and weight looks like hes around his mid 20s #and he just casually leans on the table not so subtly flirting with zoro #and zoro takes his offer of a drink happily nami and usopp whistle after him as he leaves with the guy #while luffy complains about zoro having fun without him #sanji is sitting there confused about feeling kinda angry about the guy? nooo no that cant be it because why would #he be angry about a stranger #why would he be angry about zoro leaving with a stranger? shouldnt he feel more concerned and cautions considering hes a pirate #and the guy could be a bounty hunter?#one piece #one piece headcanons #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #zosan #zoro x sanji

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sotokopp · 10 months ago

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why does he sit like this. In therapy of all places

#greg house #gregory house #house md #housemd #house md season 6 #the legs are SPREAD.#only he could make therapy look cunty #sits on his knee

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spaceistheplaceart · 22 days ago

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me and a friend saw this cutscene in miracle mask and thought hey.... something gay could happen here (randall actually being able to turn people in statues)

#you ever freeze your bro into a statue so you can longingly caress him without being perceived #ranlay #professor layton #pl #miracle mask #miracle mask spoilers #op art #if i still had the screenshot for the full pose i would bc its so funny randall really is just sitting in such a small space #legs draped over his arm #gay sit....

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shitpostingkats · 2 months ago

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We need to talk Cloud Strife, esteemed Autism Haver, probably coming out of the goo with at least 30% of Zack's adhd diagnosis.

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calistozom · 3 months ago

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It's never too late for a gift!

BEHOLD! My first piece of art this year, and, of course, it’s Jergal’s animation again.

Santa Cla– I mean, Grandpa Elminster brought a long-waited chair for one tired grandpa.

I know that Withers is an undead god and all, but still. He has been standing in camp so long and no one even bothered to offer him a seat. How rude.

P.S. - 26 frames, even though it took a month to draw them and they do not differ that much from each other, - I still think I’ve done a pretty good job. *pat-pats myself* And with each new animation I finish, my power grows >:)

#bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #Withers #Elminster #owlbear cub #Jergal #Why can't I offer him a chair #Seriously #It’s not good for his legs #Let him sit

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poutypisces · 19 days ago

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the man spreading is actually doing something to my brain like something is purring……

#jordy’s thoughts 💭#hayden christensen #like fuckkkkk #i want to sit between his legs #hands on my knees i’m angelina jolie

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l3irdl3rain · 2 months ago

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It's amazing how chill Lazarus is. Turning deaf and senile could open a whole can of behavioral issue worms, especially in combo with being rehomed to a lively and confusing place. But he's just a "if life gives you lemons" kind of guy. I hate his former owners for surrendering a cat that is just old and snotty, but on the other side I'm glad he got a (probably much much better) new life at your house of critters

I do totally acknowledge that becoming senile can lead to lots of behavioral problems or just general unhappiness in animals. We see it all the time at the clinic. But on the flip side there are also cats who become senile and just so, so happy and content. Priscilla, Valentine, and Lazarus come to mind. Lazarus doesn’t seem SUPER confused. But Priscilla and Valentine never knew what the fuck was going on, they were just happy to be involved

#Priscilla used to sit and rub her head against the wooden leg of my armchair and purr SO loud.#she would have been content to do that all day #ask #Priscilla #Valentine #Lazarus #Valentine did start peeing without realizing it but looking at reports it’s possible that was related to his arthritis medication

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skruttet · 29 days ago

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