Charlie, 1 year into knowing Vaggie: "This is my new best friend Vaggie! As you can see she is beautiful and funny and maybe a little preoccupied with thoughts of stabbing people BUT when she smiles all of hell melts away and when she hugs you YOU feel like YOU'RE melting, in a good way! Anyway she went from sleeping in a corner of the room to sharing a bed with me bc she has nightmares and I'm very good at making her feel better afterwards." (proud) "Also I'm touch starved as fuck after all these years alone and she's totally cool with that." (thirsty)
Charlie, 2 years into knowing Vaggie: "Yes we slow dance together sometimes. Yes she's literally the prettiest thing in all creation. No I don't know what I'd do without her anymore. Yes we can shop for all of each other's hygiene products without having to ask what to get first. Yes we are best friends. Yes I'm starting to think I might be bi but that's a completely separate topic from-"
Charlie, 3 years into knowing Vaggie: "We have a problem. Neither of us is sure when we started dating. We have NO idea when our anniversary is."
Vaggie: "We could just use the day we met. Like, all kissing aside, I think that's kinda when my life changed for the better anyway."
Charlie: "And this is why I'm dating you~" (smooches her)
Charlie: ".... i think it's why, anyway. I honestly don't even know if I was the one who asked you out."
Vaggie: "You bandaged my eye socket, babe. That's close enough."
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There was a time before I knew what you’d become.
Shen Yuan can’t believe a world like PIDW that could spawn the scum villain could also create someone like Shen Jiu. He doesn’t know they will soon be one and the same.
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I just thought about a convo me and my friend @nellietrelawney had about WoT s2 and I was like "son like mother pushing away friends cause they think its safer and better if they did it alone."
And she went "well at least Rand being nice about it."
It just tickles me because baby his friends think he's dead 😂😂😭.
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HAPPY SIX MONTHS TO THE LOML
THE QUEEN OF MY HEART BODY AND SOUL
MY MY MY MY LOVER
THE ANAKIN TO MY PADME
THE FORCE THAT IS ALWAYS WITH ME
IVE LOVED YOU SIX MONTHS NOW HONEY BUT I WANT EM ALL
ALL I CAN SAY IS I WAS ENCHANTED TO MEET YOU
live footage of us (real)
@padmeamidalaswife I LOVE YOU!!!
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Haruka: If you want my advice-
Shizuku: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your wife. Multiple times.
Haruka: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.
Minori: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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babes, it is with great pleasure that i announce i am BACK on my bullshit! chapter 8 of You Have Answers, I Have the Key is coming out tomorrow, followed by hopefully far more regular updates!
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does the dracula daily substack guy know how much good he’ll be doing for the tumblr ecosystem
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“Why do I have to dress up? We’re going to a royal ball! Too many people lounging around acting like NOTHING is going to happen! ... certainly, this is a neutral world where if anything happens, the lord of the castle can rip you to shreds, but─”
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THAT DAY WAS NOT THE DAY DAMN IT
Literally crumbling to crusty dusty pieces without you here.
And my Baji/Kazutora/Chifuyu brain has been in serious withdrawal without youuuuuu
<333
SURPRISE TODAY IS THE DAY
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