I feel nasty!Ghost in particular loves to tease you constantly. His jabs are borderline insults but he knows your limits (sometimes better than you do) so he never oversteps them deliberately.
Oh, absolutely.
Yours and Simon's love language is taking the piss out of each other.
For instance, Simon could have you on his lap and you notice that small, one-sided smirk he does when he's about to start shit.
"Feel that, love?" You know what he's talking about. Of course, you do. You always do, but you want to test the waters and be a bit of a troll yourself. And so you say, "...No. Am I supposed to be feeling something, Si-bear?"
Silence. He stares. Hard. Then that smirk gets bigger.
Next thing you know, you're on your back, your legs are on his shoulders, and, "Feel that now, sweetheart?"
"'Come, Mr. Frodo!' he cried. 'I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!""
"Out of the depths came his last wail Precious, and he was gone. There was a roar and a great confusion of noise. Fires leaped up and licked the roof. The throbbing grew to a great tumult, and the Mountain shook."
"'The realm of Sauron is ended!' said Gandalf. 'The Ring-Bearer has fulfilled his Quest.' "
'For the Quest is achieved, and now all is over. I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.
You know, when you think about it, Laerryn was the primary reason the shards of the primordials were there in the first place for Ashton to absorb, and the ring from Deanna was the reason doing so didn't obliterate them.
What we've learned is that Aabria giveth and Aabria taketh away.
May your soul live, achieving millions of years, you who love Thebes, sitting with your face to the north wind, your eyes beholding happiness - inscription on the "wishing cup" lotus chalice, the first object encountered inside the antechamber of KV62
btw if you're married to your f/o you def should get a ring that reminds you of them and put it on your ring finger, just like a marriage ring. and don't forget to imagine them wearing the same ring every time you think about them, aight?