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#sleep is for wimps
kaythegayest · 2 years
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Superhero / supervillain au random facts
{starting with the heros}
Sky (Aviate) knows morse code
Time (Shade) keeps track of everyone's birthday so whenever any of the other hero's have a birthday he brings cupcakes.
Sky actually struggled to make friends in the hero building when he joined because his mask looked really intimidating.
Twilight (Rogue)leaves his pens everywhere. So time and sky will find his pens and just keep them on their desk and then twilight will walk in to talk to them about something and be like "hey that's my pen!"
Time spots vigilantes every once in a while but leaves them alone if their not doing anything bad (or if he's too tired to do anything about it)
Twilight has insomnia. Not the diagnosed type, the I-started-watching-netflix-and-said-'one-more-episode'-and-then-i-looked-up-and-it-was-5-in-the-morning type of insomnia
Sky gets bored on patrol so says hi to groose sometimes (groose owns a hot dog van) and he buys lunch. Which, thinking about it now, must be surreal for the other people trying to buy lunch. Like imagine, your standing in lunch for a hot dog, and you feel this intense breeze, as if something just fell. You look behind you for the source of such wind, and you see the number two hero, standing in line behind you. That would be so weird for the average person.
~Vigilante time~
Four (Tetrad) didn't know what to name his hero self, so he just looked up "synonyms for four" and Tetrad came up. And he went, huh. Ok that sounds cool. And just went with it.
Wild's (Suspend) accidentally discovered his power when he was walking in a store and dropped a carton of eggs, the eggs just kinda froze mid air and so did everything else around him and he essentially went "huh. Sick"
wild is ADHD. No it's not up for discussion. He has the attention span of a goldfish on crack.
Four actually pairs up with wild a lot since they live relatively close to each other.
Wild can't do multiplication or division. But is really good with words
Four is dyslexic. But is shockingly good at math
Fours mask not only is the number 4 in Roman numerals (IV), but is also made of titanium. How did he get the titanium? Took apart some guys motorcycle,took the parts he needed, left the rest there. (That stuff is crazy expense. But its free if you just take it.)
!Onto the villains!
Wind (Typhoon) waters Hyrule's (Thorn) plants whenever he gets the opportunity
You cannot tell me Hyrule doesn't have a bunch of chia pets that he got really creative with.
Legend (Hare) has low blood sugar so he has to carry around those grandma candys in his pockets.
Warriors (Captain) is actually very chatty. He gets really talkative when he gets anxious. He'll be fighting someone and start randomly ranting about how kansas is pronounced Kan-sis but Arkansas isn't pronounced Ar-kan-sis and how annoying that is.
Wind, relies on his power more then physical fighting because not only is his power terrifyingly competent but also he needs to release his energy.
Legend likes cacti. Thusfore, Hyrule will randomly leave him potted cacti on his desk.
Legend taps his foot when he gets anxious. Also he will be entertained for hours if you give him a rubix cube.
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dustykneed · 8 months
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Doctor...
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either very traumatic or very homosexual! take your pick (or is it something else?? they're all yours, lmk in the tags ;))
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jimmyspades · 4 months
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wait what’s your cannes 1996 beef with him? 😭
Lollllll everyone loves that clip of him being a little cunt at the Crash 1996 press conference talking about why there’s no male nudity in the film when the actresses are often naked but I think it’s such bullshit his answer is a major cop out “it’s geography; when you’re fucking you don’t see the penis” James I KNOW you’ve had sex I know you know there are plenty of opportunities to see genitalia don’t get cute with me... You’re fucking a leg wound/scar and you’re telling me your dick wasn’t visible?? Girl
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baxieblur-turnip · 7 days
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kinda angsty art warning - tw very minor blood, religious (ish) imagery? idk dude
yeah. baby's first proper art I guess. rare that i draw something original that ain't schoolwork or just a headshot haha
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idk why i did this but eh. kinda like how it turned out. maybe will clean it up later, make it neater, but for now i am fine with this the way it is :)
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indecisive-dizzy · 2 months
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why brain whyyyy
i just want to read a book why must it make me paranoid?? I want to Sleep 😭
#this is about The Book of Bill#No Spoilers#typing out loud#Paranoid From Book Edition#but ya know it's meant to be kinda scary. a bit horrifying. Fills you with some dread#and i pointedly ignored that! i laughed at things and went “you cant do that! this is a fictional book”#now its almost 5am and my Bill plush I got hanging up is Taunting Me#i have a nightlight (im a wimp) but the plush is obscured so its all shadowy#and i see it! without glasses! and Get the Jeebies!#ive had to grab my flashlight and stare at it. or turn on my lamp and stare at it.#or make a tumblr post and occasionally look up to stare at it#damn you Alex for letting me get my paranoid hands on this book (/pos)#fr I think im going to have to take plush Bill down so i can attempt to sleep again#it's that or wait for the sun! yay all nighters! hhhhhhhhhh#i didn't get to read all the book yesterday. reading physical books make me sleepy after a while sob#but man! its a trip. a journey. who knows what's on the next page! not me!#i also blame gus. not like gus gus (rip my man) but his unfortunate.. situation#its also rattling around my spooked brain and not helping <3#wait his name is gus right?? im so tired ugh#ah whatever you either get it or you dont lol#i could play mc.. but.. eepy#but also. no big light = no good#and i cant guarantee relocating the plush will solve my problem#gaaah why am i like thissss. i think of plenty scary things!! why must the well dressed triangle be my downfall#crying on the floor#“i think of plenty scary things” bruh i cant sleep without a nightlight what am i on about lmao#maybe that's the point. im a wimp <3 so many things are scary to me. huh#Anyway!#Read the book. Or Don't#I am! Will! Have?
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vensulove · 4 months
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i should not have watched the first three saw movies before i went to bed. especially whenever i have to get up early tomorrow
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girlonthelasttrain · 1 year
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this phenomenon where my dreams have the same setting and overarching plot for a few days would be fun it wasn't always the most anxiety-inducing stuff my brain can come up with
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dadbastiandisaster · 2 years
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Btw everyone who headcanons human AU Sebastian as a functional human being is wrong and I’m right.
I refuse to believe Sebastian could adult without Demon powers. Don’t get me wrong, on the outside he looks perfect, maybe his clothing’s a little out of fashion but he’s always very put together, but behind closed doors he is a disaster. No work-life balance, functioning off 1 hour of sleep and enough caffeine to kill a horse, deficient in things scientists don’t even know about, most of his ‘meals’ are granola bars, doesn’t know what a holiday is and doesn’t care to take one, also doesn’t sleep in his bed bc he sleeps exclusively at his desk and has a really fucked up spine as a result.
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doriansdismay · 2 years
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Every day I stray further away from god 😔 /j
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izzy-b-hands · 1 year
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A moth has kicked me out of my room for the night, but i have the tv downstairs that i can leave on to fall asleep to and that's not so bad
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tiredead-a · 2 years
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brian, despite literally being an undead creature who's generally one of the most calm classmates, hates horror movies. zombie-based or otherwise. this isn't because he finds them offensive or anything (usually he doesnt get to think about it until after the fact), but because he's actually kind of a wimp when it comes to horror. ghosts/spirits especially can scare the living hell out of him, and he's very sensitive to a theremin or violin based soundtrack. he's just... easily spooked, especially in the dark
he cannot play horror games because of this. which just means he's extra fun to force to play horror games! or watch spooky films with!
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tuulikannel · 2 years
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"A person who stays up late is always elegantly intriguing." - Sei Shonagon, Pillow Book -
Who am I to argue? 😊
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bagofboiledeggs · 1 year
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I wish Edward was a whore instead of an emo little weasel sometimes
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transgender-catboy · 1 year
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Nothin worse then folks purposefully turning gay ships straight and desexifying miserable hairy fat men by making them anime twinks
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lightspren · 2 years
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my brain rn is making the noise of 1000 fluorescent light bulbs at once
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springcatalyst · 1 year
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Song shuffle game
tagged by @hamburgerslippers thank u bestieeee I've been listening to SO much music lately because of work
Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.
i'm sorry but you know i dont know 10 people. I would if I could
AHEM
1. Break by Three Days Grace <- FUCKING slaps
2. Monster by Starset
3. King by The Amazing Devil
4. Careful What You Wish For by Bad Omens
5. Icarus by Bastille
6. I Will Fail You by Demon Hunter
7. Wrong Side Of Heaven by Five Finger Death Punch
8. Riverbound by Comaduster
9. Ghosts by Nathan Wagner <- I think you'd like this guy hes very dramatic and I think his voice is neat
10. Me and Mine by The Brothers Bright
as always if anyone wants to do this literally just say I tagged u. do it. give me new music to listen to
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