#sleep is goodness

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[camilleflyingrotten]

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

New concept idea: blackout poetry of the bible but make it as gay as possible (and good omens themed of course)

[todoga]

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[superscourge]

some sonic x studies lollll

he's so funny in x.. what an attitude

[chloesimaginationthings]

Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

[glowingsand]

gojo’s notes to friends and family :’)

[totally-original-artist]

South Indian Miku !!

she's wearing a churidar and has 'mallipoo' in her hair (a type of jasmine). She’s also wearing kajal hence the thick lashes

[spooky-dice]

delighted to report that nsbu is horny. weve had horny d20 seasons before but the seven and acofaf are horny in a fun elegant way, nsbu is horny for audiences who want to lick sweat off a deeply fail man.

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[et-in-arkadia]

aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will

[geomimetry]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

vampires must find it odd/annoying that humans portray them as dark shadowy figures of the night, because like. vampires have night vision. to them, their shadowy candle-lit castle is basically lit up with ultra high lumen LED bulbs. a dark moonless night is in fact quite comfortable--no need to wear sunglasses like on annoyingly bright (aka gibbous moon) evenings. their vision is so good they basically never perceive a human's version of "darkness" except when they're tucked up nice and cosy in their coffins. everything but pitch black is bright to a vampire, they barely have a concept of shadows. not like those weirdo humans who are constantly getting spooked by their own bad eyesight

[the-astro-ambassadors]

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

update: here is the boy!