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[divinitybeings]

Comedic law

[dismissivedestroyer]

Some random Skirtzsquad facts!

-Regan is actually the sporty/tomboyish girl of the squad. She plays football and is jealous of Robert for having a policeman uncle (HER uncle is just a "boring old accountant" and she hates it), so she's been trying to bribe Captain and Shotgun into pretending she's their niece. It's starting to work. She also has several siblings, but they apparently don't get along much.

-Rachel plays the violin. The violin she owns was a gift from Regina herself, cause Rachel can't afford it. She's on the constant verge of being kicked out by her shitty parents (who just can't accept that their child is happier as a girl, it would seem), so her older brother is trying to have her move in with him. She's doesn't want to be a burden on him tho, she knows he's struggling a lot to keep a job as it is and doesn't want to add onto the stress. Also, since her brother changes job so much, she gets a bunch of small priviledges (free halloween costumes when he worked at the mall, free candies when he worked at the Candy Club, and so on).

-Regina does ballet. Her father missed every single dance recital since she started, but she keeps saving a seat for him in the public every single time, hoping he'll show up one day. Regan and Rachel never missed ONE recital. One time Regan had broken her arm falling down her skateboard, and Rachel was grounded for a month, and they still both showed up at Regina's recital that evening. Evermore doesn't like Regina hanging out with them, they put "weird ideas in her head" (aka, call him out on being a terrible dad), and he hates it. Also, Regina is painfully aware that there is not a single painting depicting her in her dad's office. Just himself.

[prof-ramses]

Spooky Month Library AU

In a surprising turn of events, I'm not dead! And what is more, I've recently concocted a new AU to share with you all!

And before we get started, a special thanks to @crossover-enthusiast and @spookyscaryskidnpump / @woomy-wormy for helping develop this AU

The Premise

A library is briefly tasked with storing the mysterious Starborn Manuscript which is in truth a spell book. The librarian unknowingly reads a spell from it which leads to characters from the library's books coming to life as tiny paper people at night.

The Basic Lore

When close to the book of their origin, characters have access so abilities they have in the book but otherwise can't use.

Characters can be "tainted" by and sometimes reflect misdeeds of their authors.

Characters who are directly related (parents, grandparents, siblings) in SM share a book of origin. Other relatives are from different books by the same author.

The characters believe Eli the librarian, the only human they've caught brief glimpses of, to be their god.

Characters only come to life within the confines of the library.

Before we move on, let's appreciate this artwork curtesy of @woomy-wormy

The Characters and their books (some of them, anyway)

Skid, Lila and Skidad- Leads in a book from a kids' horror anthology wherein the father of the family is replaced by a monster, as the real dad doesn't directly appear in the story, the on that's brought to life is the monster.

Pump, Susie and Mr. Wonder- The main family in another book in the same anthology as Skid's family.

Roy, Carmen, Richard and Garcia- Carmen and Richard are the leads in a fantasy romance novel, Garcia orchestrates an elaborate scheme so Richard can be with Carmen and Roy is introduced into the story after a timeskip.

Ross, Jaune and Aaron- Ross is the protagonist of a cyberpunk YA dystopian novel

Robert and Radford- The leads in a lighthearted slice of life story.

John- Lead in a noir story.

Jack- Supporting character in a different noir story.

Rick- The main character of a newspaper strip which has a compendium in the library, speech bubbles appear when he talks.

Dexter and Michelle- A reclusive family from a gothic horror novella.

Hobomen- Tankmen doodles on a torn off and wadded up page of a student's notebook that rolled under a shelf

Bob- He's just a normal chef in his book of origin, but his author's recently outed violent tendencies have lead to him becoming much more violent than his book counterpart.

More characters to come soon, so stay tuned!

[jonesy-squish]

I'm making a Garcia ask/rp blog and I need a url for it but I can't think of anything so if any of you can give me ideas that would be great :]

Additionally some art of Garcia

[ask-the-skirtz]

can we still ask questions to the mod? If so, does anyone know about what Margaret does to Rachel on a daily basis?

Oh ouch.

Uh.

Regina knows, Regan knows. John knows and has been trying to convince Margaret to get help for a few years, but he can't do any more than that. Jack and Patty don't 100% know but they have a suspicion.

Rick thinks he knows. He has no idea how bad it has gotten since he left. Rachel hopes he'll never find out.

Evermore and Garcia know. Not gonna elaborate on that.

Everyone else mostly doesnt know.

[mattsqueakerdraws]

Drawing the babies

[gael-garcia]

Gael García Bernal & Raul Castillo in Cassandro (2023)

Raul Castillo: I saw Amores perros when I was still living in Austin before moving to New York. I saw a screening at the Paramount Theater on Congress Street at the Austin Film Festival. And I knew when I saw Amores perros that I was going to work with Gael García Bernal one day. I just knew it. And it became a reality last year. I got to work with Gael on a film called Cassandro. I was too sheepish to tell him. I'd be gushing if I did, and I didn't want to embarrass him like that. (x)

[eatyourmaker]

Pssst

Would you draw mr clown making a balloon animal for a terrified jack?

Sensitivity training for Jack's trigger happy ass

Also—

This brings up a memory for me. I might draw it as these two cause it fits

[bigttsgoodheart]

was it casual when you called me your "god-given solace"???

[stevelacylovebot]

no two people have ever matched each others freak the way they do

[justablah56]

stumbles into ur asks hi hello . grant n sparrow ? :3c

Grant and sparrow ,,..,, my beloveds ,..,.,, here you go lemon , ty for the vote o7

vote for terrick here for a drawing !

[qveerthe0ry]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @for-a-longlongtime 🎊🎈🎂

You are the best Tumblr friend anyone could ask for. I’m so grateful for you and your incredibly supportive (enabling) tendencies, your insanely beautiful fic writing brain, and the ear you always lend to me to vent to.

Also for the gif of Oscar Isaac’s Dick and Balls that you sent me earlier today that inspired me to write a little FishPope blurb 😌 This is my gift to you and I hope you enjoy 💕 Love you!!

Smush

Pairing: Frankie Morales x Santiago Garcia Rating: 18+ mdni Warnings: bulge worship, cock worship, cock warming

Sometimes Frankie just gets a little restless. 

He wants to relax. After a long day of work, and whatever project Santi’s got him working on in their garage, and making and/or eating dinner, all he wants to do is relax. 

He grabs a shower, sometimes with Santi, sometimes alone. He’ll change into pajamas— now that it’s summer, pajamas consist of underwear and a baggy old shirt. Then he grabs an ice cold beer and settles on the couch for some mind-numbing television while Santi reads or scrolls on his phone. 

But sometimes not even the most outlandish reality show can’t settle his restless mind.

Usually Santi notices it even before he does himself. A ‘knock it off’ grumbled at him above his reading glasses cues him in on the way he’s bouncing his leg up and down. 

Tonight, he’s grinding his teeth to some unidentifiable rhythm in his head. He only notices because he pinches his cheek between his molars and winces. His jaw aches a bit, he must’ve been at it for a while. 

He glances over to Santi. He’s got a really boring looking book in his hands, nestled in the corner of the couch. 

His thick thighs are spread open, inviting. Almost as inviting as the soft bulge protruding from his tight gray boxer briefs. 

Frankie’s mouth starts to water, alleviating that little nick his teeth caused. 

He shifts slowly at first, inconspicuous, and Santi doesn’t notice. So he moves again, lying out on their couch, so his head rests on Santi’s leg. 

“What are you doing?” 

“Getting comfy.”

“Hmm.”

Santi lifts one hand away from his book to ruffle Frankie’s curls and god, he’s got magic hands, the way one simple touch has his mind going pleasantly empty. 

He’s staring at Santi’s bulge now, shamelessly, since the man’s obstructing his view with his book. 

He knows it’s a mouthful, even completely flaccid. God, he bets it’s so warm and smooth. He shifts a little closer and takes a slow but deep breath and fuck. 

He smells so good. Even freshly showered, there’s always a hint of Santi’s natural musk, something so malty and deep that seeps through the fancy, expensive body wash he likes. 

Frankie wonders if it makes him a freak, that he likes it so much. Not that he really cares.

He wants more of it. He wants the smell and feel and taste of him all at once, to overwhelm him and just shut his brain off. 

So he adjusts up onto an elbow, and cranes his neck a bit, and smushes his face right at the apex of Santi’s thighs. 

“The fuck, Fish?”

Frankie inhales a big breath and hums it out before responding. 

“‘M restless.” 

His voice is muffled by Santi’s bulge, twitching now as the hot air from Frankie’s breath engulfs it. 

“Shit, yeah?”

“Mmmhm.”

Frankie hears a book page turn, and then Santi’s hand is back on his head once more. His nails scrape his scalp before his fingers really tangle and twist. 

“Wanna keep it warm for me, papi?” 

Frankie’s prick pulses where it’s trapped between his stomach and the couch. He nods, which only grinds his face against Santi’s package. 

It feels good, the softness of his underwear gently scraping the soft skin of his nose and cheeks. There’s and impossible heat radiating off of him, and Frankie seeks more of it, nuzzling around, rearranging his dick and balls as his face rubs against them. 

Santi hums and tilts his hips, nearly crushing Frankie’s nose as he seeks more friction, but even that sting is good, great. 

“Take it out.”

The nonchalant, commanding tone makes Frankie shiver. He whimpers a little, gives Santi’s package one more good smush before the fingers in his hair tug in warning. 

Frankie gets his fingers around the waistband, and Santi lifts his hips to help. Frankie licks his lips at the sight of his balls resting over the elastic, all warm and loose. 

He nudges Santi’s half-hard cock out of the way to nose at the base and lick the pronounced seam of his sac, to take a deep breath and inhale his intoxicating scent that’s even stronger now. He groans and grinds his own cock into the cushion under him for the smallest amount of relief. 

“Put it in your mouth, Fish.”

And he can’t protest, not with the way he has to swallow all the drool that’s pooled just from rubbing his face all over him. 

He tastes familiar. It settles him more than he’ll ever admit to anyone. The stretch of his jaw, the weight of Santi’s cock on his tongue, the tickle in the back of his throat. The novelty has never worn off, it just eggs him on. 

He starts to bob his head. Santi’s grip on his hair tightens. 

“Stop. Just keep it there.”

And even though he’s still a bossy prick, Santi’s murmur is softer and sweeter and less domineering than normal. 

Even so, Frankie obeys. 

He settles his head back down on his thick, fuzzy thigh and rests there. 

He suckles, still. More reflex than anything else. His tongue lies heavy on Santi’s frenulum as he swallows now and then.

The noisy static in his brain fizzles out as Santi’s dick fully inflates. His jaw stretches slowly in a welcome ache, and the scent of him is so heady and overwhelming as he shuts his eyes, and Santi’s hand in his hair pets and smooths and everything is quiet. 

Santi can’t wait until the next time Frankie’s restless.

[dismissivedestroyer]

Also. Evermore attempting to sway Moloch to his side while Moloch is possessing his daughter just. Makes me think of:

Evermore attempts to sway Moloch -> Moloch attacks him -> Garcia hits Regina on the back to get her to cough up Moloch -> Moloch just possesses Evermore since Regina was on top of him -> Gregor THEN exorcises Evermore

Moloch goes through four bodies back to back in like two minutes and I just think that's funny

Poor Regina was desperately asking for her dad's help and he was all like "So. Mr. Demon. How much would you want to help us out with something? Cause i got money."

After this, Regina's EXHAUSTED and coughing her lungs up, and Evermore just. Doesn't care. He makes an half-assed comment about how Regina was USELESS in all this, about how she couldn't even stand getting possessed for a couple minutes to help him out with his "special project", and then starts complaining to Garcia about how he shouldn't act without him specifically asking him to do so. Cue Regan and Rachel grabbing Regina and leaving, cussing everyone on the way out. They're SO upset.

[ivystoryweaver]

IvyStoryWeaver's 1st Fic-iversary

My Masterlist

EVENT CLOSED

🎉 I posted my first Tumblr fic/first Moon Knight fic With You on May 29, 2023!

📚 Since then, I've posted 60 stories involving over 120 different chapters/individual posts, a few Moodboards, and Oscar Isaac Characters Valentines

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❓What’s your favorite story? Tell me! (Masterlist)

📖 Send me requests about your fave stories! And questions about where any of my fic characters are now. I would love to tell you about:

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Questions about Poe and Elia from The Only One

Or Jake and the mob boss’ daughter from 3 Times fic

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your instagram, but you're friends with the bau

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keepitpg please tell me you kept him

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boygenius @/yourusername we could have kept him!!!

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prentiss same

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keepitpg i love you guys :)

doublej <3

prentiss stop i'm feeling things

italiandad Love you guys.

[jacenotjason]

Rescued

a little oc/canon spooky month comic bc i can do whatever i want