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Banana Bread Protein Smoothie Recipe
#banana bread#banana#protein#smoothie#drink#breakfast#healthy#snack#kids#dessert#fruit#recipe#oats#oatmeal#cinnamon#peanut butter#nuts#peanut#no bake#apaigeofpositivity
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i feel like aiden likes kinder eggs
#i also like kinder eggs#i feel like hed have a sweet tooth in general#wait doesnt he like strawberry smoothies#idk thats a legion thing so dont quote me on it#all inknow is vibes and banana bread#watch dogs#aiden pearce#stupid fuck
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the trouble with moving in with someone who's lived in that house for a long time before you is having to constantly figure out "is this thing like that On Purpose or can i fix it?" like. is that bowl of weird liquid in the microwave load-bearing or did you just forget it and can i go ahead and dump it out?
#eliot posts#also my roommate has TWO DOZEN overripe bananas in the freezer#sweetiepie if your ability to create/consume banama bread and smoothies is THAT FAR behind how often you get overripe bananas...#you are allowed to put some of those bananas in the compost bin. no one will yell at you i prommy#but i will not throw them out if she doesn't want me to bc i know food waste can be a touchy subject#so instead i am using 4 of them for muffins!#that we can both eat and enjoy
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shinou help me I have once again fallen victim to the trap of Markdown Bananas
#can't wait to get these home and count them and have a crisis lmao#no but there were markdown strawberries too so I'm gonna make smoothie popsicles!!! :D#and then presumably banana bread and uhhhh. something else as well probably. there are too many bananas 😩#food cw
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best coworker gave me brown bananas so you know what that means :-)
#logbook#i will decide in the next 5 min if it means banana bread or banana smoothie. . .hard choices difficult choices#ive been craving both so its a tough choice. i may have enough for both. hm.
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damn, I kinda made the best bread I've ever had in my life and eated it all
#why is it so good#also I'm allergic to most bread ingredients so this is such a flex#tho I've been able to improvise my own baking for the past year maybe? idk how long but GOD IT WAS SO PERFECT#no pictures but holy shit I have learned today#oh my goddddd this is like funnel cake French toast for bitches who are allergic to milk and eggs and grains and 🤔🤔what goes in normal#bread again#ALSO THE TEXTURE HELLO it was so spongey and stretchy and I should rly write down everything but I DIDN'T FUCKING MEASURE any of the wet ing#bc I like. made myself a smoothie. dumped some in. like. idk man half my diet is bananas#not jjk
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#strawberry#strawberry lemonade#smoothie#strawberry smoothie#lemonade#dutchbros#Dutch brothers#banana#banana bread#milkshake#frost
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i have hated bananas for years but they have been so appealing for the past few weeks
#i voluntarily ate a full one a few days ago#and I’m not grossed out by the chunks of it in the banana bread my sister made#and I keep craving this one smoothie that tastes very strongly of banana#what is happening
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the people taking off browning bananas from bunches at the store don't know they're perfect for freezing
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oh good lourde this was more bananas than I expected
#TWELVE...#ok banana bread uses 4 so if i double it ill still have more than enough for smoothie popsicles...akkdksdf it's so many tho#food cw
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an angels guide: healthy eating at school


hi angels! you voted and this came first so here it is, an angels guide to eating healthily and focusing on your body and health goals at school. healthy eating at school can be tricky. you use up so much enegry and time in class and studying that meals can seem a little less important. you might end up skipping a meal or eating a meal that ends up not fitting your health goals all because you ran out of time. i have created three categories of lunches to help you find meal inspo: cold lunches, hot lunches and make the night before lunches. also a bonus snack section and some general tips! enjoy angels and feel free to comment your go to lunches/snacks.
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tips
bring a bottle of cold water with you to school, drinking water regularly helps you look and feel your best.
eat breakfast! even if you don’t get very hungry eating in the morning helps your brain and body function it’s best. try having some fruit or a smoothie if you really struggle to eat in the mornings.
try vitamins/probiotics to help you get all your nutrients and vitamins in.
buy a cute lunch box/food containers to make sure your lunches are adorable.
make a pinterest board of cute healthy lunches to be inspired by!
figure out your health goals and create meal ideas from there. for example: i want to build muscle! that means you need more protein in your diet so plan meals and snacks with lots of protein sources to fit your goal.
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a week of cold lunches:
chicken salad: mix chicken, avocado, tomato, cucumber, carrot, corn, salad leaves (lettuce, rocket etc). add mustard and lemon dressing, season well with salt and pepper and fresh dill. dessert: raspberries and blueberries served with peanut butter and greek yogurt.
tuna and avocado pita: mashed avocado and tuna, seasoned with salt and pepper, fill in pita along with rocket and pickle slices. dessert: pineapple and pomegranate fruit salad.
cold rice bowl: mix cooked salmon, rice, cucumbers, cooked broccoli and sliced carrot. sprinkle with sesame seeds and pepper and salt. garnish with a garlic mayo or homemade yogurt garlic sauce. dessert: chopped strawberries dipped in yogurt and coated in dark chocolate and coconut oil left to harden.
feta and turkey wrap: place lettuce, turkey, tomato in a wrap and sprinkle with feta, pepper and salt. dessert: sliced apple (squeeze lemon over to stop apple going brown) with peanut butter, greek yogurt and cinnamon dip.
cold pesto pasta salad: mix cooked penne pasta, homemade pesto, tomato, rocket, avocado, grated parmesan and season with salt and pepper. dessert: tangerine pieces and kiwi.
cold noodles: mix cooked noodles, shredded red cabbage and carrots, green onions, handful of crushed peanuts, chopped cucumber and cover with sesame peanut sauce. dessert: homemade blueberry banana oat muffin.
salmon bagel: add salmon, cream cheese (or cottage cheese), cucumber, rocket, lemon and pepper to a bagel. dessert: blackberries and mango.
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a week of hot lunches:
pizza toast: spread homemade tomato sauce on a piece of sourdough bread, cover with mozzarella, add your favourite toppings such as ham, mushroom, olive, pepper etc and bake until cheese melted, serve with rocket. dessert: banana bread and greek yogurt.
stuffed aubergine (or eggplant): sauté aubergine, onion, garlic, pepper, zucchini and olive, add in tomato paste and season. put in aubergine and sprinkle with cheese. bake until cheese melted. dessert: sautéed apples served warm with yogurt and granola.
chicken meatballs: homemade chicken meatballs cooked with a soy based sauce and red peppers. serve with cooked rice. dessert: strawberry oat crumble.
gyozas: heat or make some gyozas and serve with a cucumber and carrot salad with soy sauce to dip. dessert: hot matcha tea with strawberries.
soup: make your favourite soup and serve with some warm sourdough toast. dessert: watermelon slices.
quesadilla style wrap: fill a whole wheat wrap with cheese, turkey, tomatoes and avocado. cook until cheese melted and warm. dessert: green grapes, blueberries and raspberries.
grilled chicken burrito bowl: mix grilled chicken, rice, avocado, black beans, corn, tomatoes, red onions, cilantro and sour cream with cooked rice and squeeze over lime and season as preferred. dessert: rice cakes with greek yogurt strawberries and melted dark chocolate.
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snack ideas:
veggie sticks and hummus.
fruit salad.
frozen banana, peanut butter and chocolate slices.
pretzel thins and sliced cheese.
frozen grapes and lime.
salty popcorn.
yogurt parfait.
cucumber and cream cheese rice cakes.
cookie dough protein bites.
banana peanut butter rice cakes.
homemade oatmeal cookies.
smoothie.
chia pudding.
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thank you for reading! happy back to school season. remember to nourish and take care of your body - you deserve it! love, m.
#becoming that girl#clean girl#girlhood#girlblogging#glow up#it girl energy#it girl#just girly things#pink pilates princess#that girl#health & fitness#food
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Reconnection
Pairing: Go Hyuntak x fem!reader
Summary: Having known of Hyuntak from his training days of Tae Kwon Do, you never thought you'd run into him again. What started as admiration from afar quickly turned into the beginning of something more.
Word count: 1.7K
Warning: Slight trigger warning of SA if you squint, but other than that, none.
A/N: Wrote this for me. My first fanfic in years, and God, it felt good to write again. I'm happy with it.
Go Hyuntak was someone you've never imagined crossing paths with again. Attending different schools. Having different friend groups. Only ever catching glimpses of him from the window when you would walk past Hu-min's father's chicken restaurant across the street on the way home. Sometimes, it was hard not to notice the bruises and wounds he and his friends bore. You began to wonder if he's still as skilled in Tae Kwon Do as you remember. Of course he is. You shook your head. He was the best.
Rumor had it he hurt his knee and couldn't compete anymore. When you heard, you felt devastated. Someone as talented and hardworking as him, only for his dream to be taken away. It wasn't fair. You could only imagine how he felt. Did he suffer through the pain alone? Does he still think about what could have been? To be the best Tae Kwon Do athlete and have it all?
You'll never know. But from where you stood, the injury doesn't stop him from fighting. From protecting his friends. The five young men laughed at a joke Baku made and then dug in at the feast placed before them. Hyuntak's smile still dazzled you, even from a distance. As you start to worry whether he is taking care of his injuries properly, you hear your name being called.
"y/n!"
You turned and quickly rejoined your friends who had walked further ahead.
"Staring at Gotak again?" One of them teased, using his well-known nickname. Your face instantly blushed, and you looked away, unable to deny it.
"Hey, leave her alone. I think it's cute," your best friend piped up, putting an arm over your shoulder. "There's nothing wrong with a little yearning every now and then."
That made you laugh, "Shut up." You both giggled and continued going about your way.
After you said goodbye to your friends, you decided to stop by a convenience store before finishing your walk home. You were thirsty and wanted your favorite cold drink: a strawberry and banana smoothie. It was probably the best part of your routine. You grabbed your favorite bread to go along with it and headed for the register.
You thanked the cashier and just stabbed your straw into the drink when a rowdy group of boys walked in. They were a noisy bunch, and their uniforms told you they also attended Eunjang High, the same school as Hyuntak and his friends. Your eyes scanned the store, looking for a way to exit without having to go through them. Luckily, the aisle that was next over was free, and you kept your head down, making your way to the door. Due to your short stature, you didn't have to crouch much, being 5'2 and all.
You stand straight and head for the door, pushing it open when you feel someone pull you back from the strap of your backpack, hard. Somehow, you were able to maintain your balance and look up at the face who deprived you of your freedom. Hair dyed blonde and a scar across his left eye. He sneered.
"What do we have here?" His friends behind him snicker as he pressed forward, making you bump against some of the merchandise.
"Is that for me?" The blonde placed his hands over his heart as he feigned gratitude, noticing your drink and pastry. As he stepped closer, you looked away and felt him take your bag with the bread. He threw it on the ground and stomped on it, smearing the delicious treat on the floor with his foot.
Closing your eyes, you took a deep, shaky breath. Never imagining yourself in this position before, you decided not to go down without a fight, no matter what their intentions were. You held your breath as he took one more step closer, and that's when you jammed your right knee against his crotch with all the strength you could muster. It was enough to distract him for a moment, and you ran out, throwing your drink at him, focusing only on getting out of there.
As you heard him and his group start to run after you, you heard a voice. Not just anyone's voice. His voice.
"Hey!"
You stopped in your tracks and turned back around. Being a good distance away, you noticed Hyuntak and his friends a few feet apart from the entrance of the convenience store where the blonde and his group were also stopped in confusion. The blonde looked pissed, whether from being hit in the nuts or stopped from chasing after you, you couldn't be sure.
"This has nothing to do with you!" He screamed in rage.
All the while, Hyuntak remained calm. His eyes scanned the area, first seeming to count how many of the goons there were, and then to the blonde covered in your drink. Hands in the pockets of his pants, he glanced over at you, and you both locked eyes. Your heavy breathing from the adrenaline and run began to slow down, and you felt a sense of peace take over you.
He turned back to the blonde. "It does now."
The next word was said at the same time. You in your head and the blonde aloud, "What?"
Before you had time to think it over, Hyuntak's fist connected with the blonde's face, knocking him to the ground. You gasped, stuck in freeze or flight mode. The decision was made for you when one of the goons charged after you. The last thing you saw before running away was three of Hyuntak's friends joining in on the fight, including Baku.
You ran as fast as you could, not daring to look back. You knew the area pretty well and figured you would be able to hide somewhere once the coast was clear when you felt a pair of hands slam you against a wall. Your face and body were pushed into it, holding you in place.
"We weren't done with you yet." Said an unfamiliar voice, his hot breath fanned against your ear, and you struggled to get away.
Before you could scream for help, someone threw the boy off of you. You turned around, back towards the wall, as you watched Hyuntak beat the guy to a pulp. With his back towards you, you badly wanted to tell him to stop, but you couldn't find your voice. It wasn't until Baku walked up to him, putting a hand on his shoulder, and said, "Enough, Gotak."
Hyuntak stopped fist midair and let go of the boy, his limp body making a thud as he hit the ground. He was breathing heavily, and yet there didn't seem to be a scratch on him. Baku looked untouched as well. As if he read your mind, he turned to you and smiled.
"Are you alright?"
You nodded, still a bit in shock and unsure of how to thank them. Hyuntak took a breath and finally turned to face you. His eyes looked into yours again, and this time, you felt your heart start to race for a different reason.
"I need to hear you say it," his voice was soft, yet stern, "Are you okay? Are you hurt?"
"I'm okay." You managed to get out.
His eyes softened, and he looked at Baku. With a nod of his head, he turned and walked back from the way we came. Hyuntak looked at you and simply said, "Let's go."
The walk back to his friends was silent. You tried to fix your school uniform and composure as discreetly as possible. With no idea of how your hair looked, you figured it was what it was. You peeked at Hyuntak, and he looked lost in thought. Up ahead, two of his friends were waiting, and it appeared that the blonde and his goons had run off. You wondered where his other friend went. The one with the glasses.
"Nice job, Sieun! Suho!" Baku threw his arms over their shoulders with a wide smile. "Where's Juntae?
As if on cue, the one named Juntae comes out of the convenience store with what looked like your drink and a pastry bag. He smiled shyly and handed you the items. "We hope you're alright. I wasn't sure of the pastry, so I just got one I recommend."
The day's toll hit you instantly, and tears welled up in your eyes. You quickly wiped them and looked at the five boys who rescued you. "Thank you. Thank you so much."
The boys all smiled, apart from Hyuntak. He cleared his throat, adjusted his blue hoodie, and faced his friends, "I'll walk her home. See you guys later."
They waved goodbye to you, and you waved back with a smile. You then noticed Hyuntak staring at you with curiosity. You blushed and turned to the general area of your home. "It's this way."
Even though the distance was short, they say time lasts longer being with someone you like. The sun was beginning to set, and the breeze felt nice against your skin. It was a comfortable silence until you heard Hyuntak say, "Drink."
You stopped walking and looked up at him confused, "What?"
He sighed, "You must be dehydrated. Drink." He gestured to the strawberry banana smoothie.
Oh. You hadn't even realized how thirsty you were until he mentioned it. Your lips covered the straw, and you drank. The cold drink felt good traveling down your throat. You eagerly drank some more, and that's when you heard Hyuntak chuckle. You watched his smile, and up close, it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. You blinked and took in your surroundings, and saw that your home was just a few houses down.
"I'm fine here. Thank you for walking me home. And thank you for helping me today."
"You can thank me by letting me walk you home for a while." He said.
Shaking your head, you began to protest. "There's really no need. You don't-"
With what looked like slow motion, Hyuntak leaned over. He maintained eye contact until his lips touched the straw of your drink. You held still, letting him finish it and at the same time not believing this was happening. When he stood up, he smiled at your reaction. You couldn't tell if it was his smile that blinded you or the sun setting behind him.
He walked past you and said over his shoulder, "See you tomorrow, y/n."
A/N: may or may not continue this. Gif is made by me. Feedback is appreciated :)
Update: Part 2 is posted! ♡
#go hyuntak#gotak#weak hero class 2#whc2#reconnection#fanfiction#park humin#baku#seo juntae#weak hero x reader#go hyuntak x reader#weak hero class 1#~☆#i took taekwondo when i was younger so best believe he instantly became my fave#i love him so much
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Oh my god vampire Batlantern shenanigans but it's just Hal complaining about Bruce's shitty blood
Hal: *chomp*
Hal: ew you need to drink more water
Bruce: ??? I had a smoothie four days ago?
Hal: FOUR DAY ��� I'M TELLING ALFRED
Hal: *chomp*
Hal: Bruce have you been eating a lot of spinach lately, cause you're so damn bitter
Bruce: yeah I put some in my smoothie today
Hal: did you oops-all-spinach that shit? Was there any liquid in it at all?
Bruce: threw in some electrolytes and a banana too
Hal: water isn't gonna hurt you baby I promise
Hal: *chomp*
Hal: God dammit Bruce
Bruce: what now! I'm drinking, I'm eating, I'm healthy —
Hal: you had fucking GARLIC BREAD AND NOW MY TEETH STING —
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live from tour: the simp — chris sturniolo

“Alright, next question!” Matt grinned as he leaned into the mic, scanning the crowd of eager fans seated for the VIP soundcheck. The venue echoed with soft murmurs and squeals, the faint thrum of pre-show excitement buzzing in the air.
Nick leaned back in his chair, balancing the mic lazily on his knee like a seasoned rockstar, while Chris sat between them, practically bouncing in his seat.
"Hi!" A girl from the second row stood up. "This one's for all three of you—what's your favorite thing to do on your days off during tour?"
Matt nodded like it was a solid question. “I like finding weird thrift shops in random cities,” he said. “Like, if it looks like it might have been haunted in the 1970s, I’m going in.”
"Yeah," Nick agreed, “and I usually end up buying some really questionable vintage jacket that I think looks cool but makes me look like a ‘70s magician.”
Chris raised his mic, smile already tugging at the corners of his mouth. “Well, personally…” he began, stretching the word out like he was savoring it, “my favorite thing to do is FaceTime Y/N.”
A few people in the crowd let out soft “awwws” while Matt’s head whipped toward him like a bird spotting a snack.
Nick squinted. “You mean to tell me we’ve been in Chicago for 24 hours, surrounded by Chicago-style pizza and majestic old buildings, and your highlight was a FaceTime call?”
Chris didn’t even blink. “She showed me her cat in a little sweater. It was life-changing.”
Matt snorted, barely holding back a laugh. “You’re down cat bad.”
The fans cracked up as Chris waved him off, though the blush spreading across his face betrayed him.
“No, no, wait,” Nick leaned forward, feigning seriousness. “You mean the same Y/N who called during dinner last night and Chris answered on speakerphone in the middle of the restaurant like we weren’t actively being stared at by half the staff?”
“She had an emergency!” Chris defended.
“What was the emergency again?” Matt asked, smirking.
“She couldn’t remember if she liked blueberries or blackberries better.”
“Oh, crucial life moment,” Nick deadpanned. “We’re lucky you saved her.”
The crowd erupted with laughter again, and Chris held his mic up like a shield. “You guys don’t understand, okay? Y/N is funny and smart and—”
“—and clearly holding you hostage,” Matt interrupted.
Nick leaned toward the crowd conspiratorially. “Blink twice if you’re okay, Chris.”
Chris rolled his eyes but couldn’t hide the grin on his face. “You’re all just jealous you don’t have someone who sends you memes that are actually funny.”
“Oh, I see,” Matt said. “So when you were laughing uncontrollably in the back lounge yesterday and said it was ‘a podcast moment,’ that was actually a Y/N meme?”
“I plead the fifth,” Chris mumbled into his mic.
Nick leaned back, fake-exasperated. “Man’s in his Lover Era and dragging us all into the montage.”
“She’s got him in a chokehold,” Matt added, miming it dramatically.
Chris folded his arms. “You know what? I hope Y/N sees this clip. She deserves to know how bullied I am.”
Matt turned to the crowd. “Someone please record this and send it to her. Title it: ‘Chris Can’t Go Five Minutes Without Saying Y/N.’”
“Oh, that should’ve been the tour name!” Nick gasped.
“The Y/N World Domination Tour,” Matt declared, pointing at the invisible marquee. “Starring: Chris and the two bitter side characters.”
Chris shook his head, but his smile gave him away. “Whatever, keep laughing. At least I have someone who’ll make me banana bread when I get home.”
“Okay, now that’s unfair,” Matt muttered. “No one’s ever made me banana bread.”
“I’ve never even touched a banana that wasn’t a smoothie,” Nick added, scandalized.
The girl who’d asked the question was still standing, beaming, as Chris finally looked back at her and said, “So yeah. On our days off, I hang out with Y/N. It’s the best part of my day. Sorry, not sorry.”
Nick turned his mic toward her. “We regret to inform you the question was hijacked.”
“Please direct all further inquiries to Y/N, since clearly she’s the fourth Sturniolo Triplet now,” Matt added, pretending to scoot his chair over to make room.
Chris gave a little bow. “She says thank you.”
The crowd roared. Somewhere, probably already recording a reaction TikTok to this moment, Y/N was laughing her head off—knowing full well that no matter how far Chris traveled or how loud the fans screamed, she was still the main character in his mind.
And, to be fair, she did send some pretty elite memes.
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regular/modern!human x true form sukuna boyfriend headcanons for fun <3 mainly for my pookie @kasukuna bc that's who i think of when i think of bf!sukuna



sees that men get their lovers cute things like flowers and chocolate and thinks its overrated. sukuna realises he needs to up his game with a romantic gesture, and thinks its cool to carve your name into a tree with his claws. you catch him picking bark from out under his dark nails.
saw that you made smoothies in the morning with breakfast and waited till you left the house to try it for himself (he always said he didn't care for them but he just doesn't want to admit). sukuna threw together a ripe banana, a loaf of bread and a whole METAL can of tuna and turned the blender on. you came home to a broken, smoking blender and a gross, banana-covered king of curses who acted like this was your fault.
no table manners, sorry. you think that the happiest you've ever seen sukuna is when you're back with the groceries and there's a raw leg of lamb wrapped up in butcher's paper. delights in the idea of a rare cooked steak, but prefers to eat them bloody.
if you study (say you're in college or university) he claims he doesn't give a flying fuck about what you learn, and doesn't understand the concept of degrees. he wonders why people just aren't allowed to practice their trade, and why they need a piece of paper first. but when you're not around, he reads through your textbooks and quotes them to you afterwards. but sukuna pretends he just already knew all that shit anyway.
absolutely no patience in the morning for lazying around. you figure a big, massive being like himself can sleep through sunrise. but he's got unblinking, freaky eyes and when you crack open your eyelids in the morning, he's already looking down at you, demanding that you get up and not waste your day. at first, you worry that he just doesn't even sleep. you need not worry about that, he can knock himself flat out like an elephant that bathed in nyquil.
you asked him to help with dinner one day. kind of annoying how sukuna's very good at malicious noncompliance. you know that he is an expert in all things sharp and weapon-like, and a kitchen knife is no exception. and yet, he decides to use his long claws to cut the parsnip, slicing through them very slowly in a way that drags and creaks agains the chopping board.
sukuna rages over mario kart and rainbow. has grown oddly obsessed with the leaderboard and claims that he will vanquish the player titled 'sixeyes1989' that keeps calling him rude names online.
thinks siri is mocking him and sulks the entire day at this automated voice that seems to not understand what hes saying. you ask sukuna to gently release the grip he has on your phone before he shatters it. again.
you mentioned something about how sweet it is that your friend's boyfriend leaves her little cute notes with love affirmations on it. the next day, you find sweeping yet scrawled foreign symbols on peeled sticky notes. turns out that his version of cute love notes are ominous, medieval runes that are protection spells against curses.
does NOT play fair in games night. sukuna burned all the monopoly money when you charged him rent for mayfair. invents random words and claim they're from his era in scrabble, and he insists they count. almost set something on fire during go fish and ate the cards. has sat on a chessboard just so you wouldn't win.
#this is kind of piling on the ask reddit 'help i summoned the king of curses!' au <3#ryomen sukuna#sukuna x reader#sukuna fluff#ryomen sukuna x reader#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jjk headcanons#sukuna#sukuna x y/n#sukuna x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x you#works#daphworks
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