#sniffing around (ask)

[piosplayhouse]

"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"

[mail-me-a-snail]

feeling lonely in the oldest house? all too uncomfortably aware of your own mortality as a human being? bring your best friend in science dr. darling around with you to stave off the existential dread!

don't need a cheery buddy shadowing your every move? how about a masterclass in misery?

2010's best crime fiction writer is now a bestseller in toy form! slam him against a wall! throw him into the ocean lake! read to him at night; keep him happy and the dark presence happier!

batteries may not be included, but the anxiety is!

[tennessoui]

AU where Obi-Wan is like, "Maybe dumping him on a terrible desert world under his real name isn't the best idea. Obviously not everyone can be adopted by wealthy, doting rulers, but maybe Luke should have, like, health care?" And then because he's Obi-Wan, he's like, well, really all children here should, time for a revolution. Again. Sigh.

haha i think we have very different ideas about what obi-wan post ROTS is capable of during his time on tatooine — even if it’s an au where he raises luke as his under a name that isn’t Skywalker, you can’t convince me numb crying and nightmares and going through the motions isn’t at least his job 5 days out of 7. the man cannot start a revolution he can’t even keep his beard neat and tidy. he’s too worried about trying to remember what babies eat to worry about the state of the tatooine health care.

imo, au where it’s decided that they can’t let Luke keep the name Skywalker and be raised on tatooine so obi-wan takes him and goes to another small and inconsequential planet, one with less ghosts. one that he’s never set actually foot on (that he remembers)….Stewjon

meanwhile the Kenobi family on stewjon thinks it’s the most Kenobi thing to not speak to your family for 38 years and then show up heartbroken on the run and with a baby. obi-wan doesn’t MEAN to rely on the Kenobis for help, but he’s just so tired. and there’s something so nice about the community of Kenobi’s who come forward to help him with luke. Younglings are supposed to be raised communally - that’s the only thing obi-wan knows.

[sneaky-dude-from-a-leaky-tube]

This is a PSA. Check your work.

Aromatics and aromantics are two VERY different things.

Documenting your recollection of events during a mission by typing that you "paused to deeply inhale the aromantics" in the kitchen you were using as a shortcut will get you called in for further explanation.

[witchofthesouls]

What the hell was Overlord trying to do!?!

Overlord let the impulsive thoughts win. It's bad enough competing for Megatron's attention with other 'cons, but somehow, someway... a backwoods nobody has everyone wagging their mouths, even High Command is wondering over Tarn's mystery Conjunx.

The leader of the Justice Divison is stone-cold with anyone's questions, so Overlord decided to get creative with the base's medbay to find out about you.

He expected others to come, but you come alone. And Overlord can't help himself because it's absolutely foolish that no one had warned you about anything, especially if you're asking questions about the Ununtrium injection.

You don't scream or weep, nor is there any fear in your face with the realization that you're trapped as he twists your arm and the medberth fails to heed your commands.

It's not defiance or grim acceptance in those optics. Overlord doesn't see resignation. No. You knew this would happen. You're not quite a lamb to slaughter with that hard coldness, but there's nothing to be done. He does, however, commends your pain tolerance as you give nothing but a sharp inhale as your mediocre protection is torn away.

You spit something, and nothing touches him, but he can't let that go-

His vision tilts sideways, pixelating away as his HUD is overwhelmed by an avalanche of foreign commands and security breaches. He crashes down without a word, and the last thing Overlord sees is you standing above.

Unsurprised.

(Eventually, consciousness will hit Overlord with the force of a Titan's fist. He's fiendishly sore and feels like he drank a drum of Death by Fusion: Nightmare fuel equally mixed with Gladiator's Bane. He also has that persistent itch in his plating gone, systems running far faster, and transformation sequences are fluid and smooth.)

[pollenallergie]

I had the thought of Tom or Billy sniffing their new babies and I thought of you for some reason.

-cj aka @cheesewritings

no bc billy loves the new baby smell. like from the minute you bring your baby girl home (he’s a girl dad, first and foremost, fight me. maybe he’ll have a son later on, but his first kid? a girl, the girliest of girls.) and she stops smelling like hospital (probably after her first bath… which was somehow both a chaotic scene and a warm, wholesome bonding moment for the three of you), he’s got his nose to her dome like all the time, just breathing in the newborn baby smell mixed with the lavender nighttime baby shampoo you two had cleaned her fluffy, downy hair with. at first, billy tries to be discreet about it, because he thinks it’s weird. however, when he catches you sniffing her too one night as you rock her to sleep, he realizes that maybe he’s not so weird after all… or maybe you two are just equally weird… but, billy thinks, if he’s weird in the same ways that you’re weird, then that truly wouldn’t be so bad after all because at least your brand of weird isn’t off-putting (in his opinion… you disagree on the grounds that 1) you don’t think his brand of weird is off-putting because you don’t think anything about him is off-putting and 2) you think you can be at least a little off-putting sometimes).

as for tom, i hc tom (at least the version of him from my older!tom au) as not ever having kids (simply because he doesn’t want to have them), but you can bet that anytime he meets one of his newborn nieces or nephews (he has quite a few siblings… which means he also quite a few nieces and nephews) for the first time, he’s always quick to cuddle up to them, cradling them gently in his arms (now that’s been through this whole thing a dozen or so times, he’s a pro at holding newborns), and luxuriating in their soft skin and sweet newborn baby scent.

[ahsokasforce]

supernatural writers really hate women because why is when mary screws up is “why don’t you just try to be a mom for once” and when john literally abuses sam and dean for over 20 years it’s “well it’s okay dad we know you did your best” like… HE DID NOT? STAND UP!! they made dean trauma dump on mary and list all the shit that happen to them when it’s was over john’s watch because she was dead? and that “i hate you but i love you” moment? WTF??😭😭😭 they were never this harsh on john but all it took was one single season to be enough to hate her… anyways thank you supernatural for bringing her back so people could say she’s on the same bad parenting level as john and killing her off for male trauma 😻🎉 girl power girls get it done etc etc

[berriweb]

hi!! just curious will there be any smut in your miles series? can’t wait for the next part!

bitch what??

[a-noodle-named-daemon]

So this guy decided to come out at midday today, first time ever he’s come out on his own during daytime ☀️

[thevalleyisjolly]

I have zero involvement or investment in whatever hell the pirate fandom’s been apparently raising, but all I’ll say is that clearly the best pirates are the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.

[firebuug]

happy birthday julie!!!!!!! i hope it has been just as awesome as you are (exponentially awesome)

i love you so so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy 21st bday!!!!!!!!!💚😺😺💜

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whWGJFKFHHJEKGHG WILSON UR SO SWEET WAUBHGGH THANK YOU SO MUCH AND THANK YOU FOR THE PRECIOUS CAT PICTURES.....I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️💚💚💚💚

[comradecowplant]

so things are not going well with my new elderly socdem friend unfortunately.

[tennessoui]

Inspired by mosquitoes biting me more than anyone I know, does Anakin smell super delicious to the vampires? Is it just to Obi-Wan? Or does his blood smell delicious to all of them and Obi-Wan gets hugely possessive of him when the others sniff curiously?

ooo I already have a vampire au where obi-wan’s blood smells really good to all vampires (it’s like a vampire glory hole au lmao) so to switch it up I’m gonna say nah his blood just smells sort of normal to other vampires. Definitely smells good cause it’s blood and they’re vampires, but it doesn’t smell like nectar from the gods or anything

doesn’t mean obi-wan can’t be overtly possessive from the get go though cause he thinks it tastes divine 👀

[hellolitty]

IM SORRY I LOVE YOU ABKDJDKAKDJNRAJDKD SORRH SORRY THIS IS WEIRD OF ME. JUST THANK YOU I LOVE YOU YOURE SO NICE IM LIKE GIGGLING ANNDJSJDJENDN im so sorry youre making me blushksakjdkd

TEEHEEE NO SHEPNICOLO I LOVE TOU SO MUCH YOUVE LITERALLY MADE MY SUNDAY BETTER JM SK SERIOUS!!! LIKE LILY VALLEY CHANGED MT LIFE ACTUALY ILL BE THINKING ABOUT IT FOR DAYYYYYYS.

n e ways!! i srsly am obsessed with your writing and i will be exploring your works & everything more during this upcoming week. literally trust & just wait my user will be ALL UP in your notifs.

i was literally reading your story like blushing and giggling and kicking my legs. laying on my stomach. literally got so warm over it i had to kick the covers off. then boyhood UGH don’t get me started i GOT sad i almost started crying too. but like lily valley of a whole something about her being literally like MY AGE, and in like MY EXACT predicament almost… mind blown and i’m attached. so attached it’s like you dug around in my mind when you were writing lily valley.

[dainix-suggestions]

why are the anonymous asks now my internal monologue

[mrfoox]

When I realized many people (mostly dudes in my life) see and think of the world as facts and not attaching their opinion to it... I am doing better at understanding them