#so FIRE 🔥🔥

[amateur-weatherman]

more bildad memes

[demaparbat-hp]

Little Zuzu for an incoming project 🔥

[agir1ukn0w]

sorry but snow is such a well written iconic villain and donald sutherland performs him so fucking good it's almost hilarious how i start practically foaming at the mouth every time the man opens his mouth to say something deplorable in those movies, like he's so utterly and despicably wrong about almost every crucial thing from katniss and peeta's relationship to human nature as a whole and yet the second he starts talking about how hope is the only thing stronger than fear and how you have to allow a little hope but control it so its spark doesn't grow into revolution and how it's the things we love the most that destroy us you bet your ass i am on the floor screaming crying throwing up because that is my psychotic mustache-twirling villain RIGHT THERE

[neutron669]

@frankiiy_

[hildagz]

🔥🙈

[rosedom]

Respectfully, your diluc posts make me salivate cus why is this man awakening a daddy kink in me🧍‍♂️

Imagine pampering him after a long day at work, gently laying him down on the soft sheets of your shared bed, taking off his clothes and kissing every bit of bare skin just to watch him squirm, don't forget the praise cus he needs to be called pretty and be fucked like the good boy he is ajiahsbshsjsz

I desperately need to have my head between this man's legs rn lord have merthy🙏🙏

i'm imagining ,, i'm imagining. ur so so smart. oh my god. lord have mercy fr

nnn his hands are rough, aching, the joints so terribly tender after a long day at the tavern, after a long night up doing god knows what in the alleys of mond. you'd have to be soft, now, and take his hands in yours as you lay kiss upon kiss to his rouged, swollen knuckles. his gloves would be set aside already, left forgotten somewhere in the mess of the bedsheets as you take to stripping him of his other garb—first his thick outer coat, kissing up his forearm and to his bicep as you unbutton his undershirt . . . and ending with a gentle suck to the hollow of his throat as you do away with that pesky tie of his, the ruby of it tossed away; after all, the only ruby here, tonight, is the gorgeous red of his irises.

soon enough, you'd have him whimperin' for your touch, soft lil' pleas slipping past his lips as you lick down his sternum, down to his navel and ending right above a tuft of crimson, well-groomed hair. he'd say, "please," he'd whine and arch into you; yet all you do is grin against his scarred skin, moving away from where he wants you most:

either hip, strong muscles twitching and twisting as he tries to guide you between them;

his thick thighs, each nip to the sensitive insides of 'em making them jerk n' jump enough to make you need to take hold of them, keeping him still yet leaving him squirming;

ending back at where you started, each hand getting a delicate kiss before you take them in your gentle grip and start nuzzling the happy trail that paints below his navel. "want my tongue, sweetheart?"

"please !"

you'll be grinning when you murmur, breath so hot and washing over the hood of his cock, "please, who?"

diluc is shy, like this, but with the way you speak so close to where he needs you . . . it slips out easy, when he says, "please, daddy !"

just ,, going down on him while all he can do is mindlessly whimper and whine. his hands holding tight to yours hardly help to keep him afloat amidst the way you tongue at his cock, slick dribbling down your chin . . . pleas of daddy filling the air around you until he gets close, close 'nuff that his thighs start to clamp around you and keep your world muffled, narrowed down to the wet heat of his cunt (⁠๑⁠¯⁠◡⁠¯⁠๑⁠)

and then he cums, and you're saying, "there you go, sweet thing," your fingers stroking across his as he tries to get his bearings. "good boy, cummin' for me like that. such a good boy for daddy."

ahghhh diluc deserves the world (and as many orgasms as he wants) <33

[hunterbloodknight]

Devoured 🤌🏽

[twistedappletree]

Can I just scream about these two for a minute??

Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi are so capable, so strong, so fluid and in harmony together as cultivators. Even Wei Wuxian himself is impressed by how skilled they are at such a young age.

And really, who would expect any less from Lan Clan disciples who’ve learned from the Twin Jades of Lan? But these two go so far beyond that. They are, in every sense of the phrase, core disciples. Trusted enough to handle situations like Mo Manor on their own, skilled enough to subdue something as resentful as the arm—something they’ve probably never come across in their short years of training, and determined enough to not give up even when the situation becomes dire and seems impossible.

You can give most of the credit to their seniors if you want but their level of cultivation wouldn’t be this high if they themselves didn’t put in the work, dedication and self-discipline to supersede all expectations and harness their full potential.

My boys deserve some goddamn respect on their names and that’s final. ⚔️

{ Footage from S1/EP1 of the MDZS Donghua }

[citric-acid-rain]

with graham's lobotomy and flint's braincell i dont think theyd find all the same things funny 💀💀💀💀💀

(FULL PICTURE, CLOSE UPS AND THE LOBOTOMY DASH LEVEL THEY'RE PLAYING UNDER THE CUT)

FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN TH

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

🥘🏕️

[captainfern]

dick from gaz could probably fix me idk

that shit medicinal

[neutron669]

frankiiy

[hildagz]

😈

[ziekkfreak2-0]

You're telling me Mur Dered these Drones? Crazy.

Initially this was supposed to be fanart of @megbanned 's Evil!Uzi from their Evil Murder Drones AU but my design strayed so far from the original that idk if it still counts... I guess this is more just my interpretation of Evil!Uzi? Or an OC?? Well she's cute so that's all that matters honestly.

Alt versions under the cut!

Just a regular robo-gal!

Oh hey, wonder what that symbol means?

*dying sfx*

[xinyuehui]

XG GRL GVNG Bilibili New Year Eve Gala

[violadesdragons]

Avernus was never my home… and I’m never going back.