#so HOW

[achaotichuman]

I just saw one of the worst takes I've seen in a while and somehow it combines ACOTAR and Interview with the Vampire, it's pro Feyre and anti Tamlin flavored, and in a lemon twist of events it's pro Lestat. My entire soul dry heaved because of it.

[b99andsoc]

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but Sarah Grace would be about 2, and that’s like a few years too young for preschool, right?

[macden]

I’m just perplexed by how danny steps up onto that curb

[akaikami-cherryblossom]

Hey everyone, just a friendly reminder that My Story Animated Itaru exists

[ickypuppi3]

billy’s behavioural issues starting long before his mother leaves is actually something that can be so personal. the fact that neil has always been shit to them both is so so much better but also so so much more ouchie. because that means that from the very start billy hasn’t really had anybody that’s had his back. he sees how his dad treats his mom so he figures it’s normal when neil starts laying into him too.

this is what i’m saying !!

it only makes sense

like shit was bad before his mom left

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

I literally have a detention on the first day back at school how the fuck

[sleepless-crows]

i just stole my own fake cockroach back from my brother and he's prying it from my hands and i ask him to tell me its name before i give it to him then

"freddy?"

*WTH* "NO?"

"benjamin?"

*LAUGHING SO HARD* "NO????"

and i just throw it to him because i was laughing too hard and this was a trainwreck for me

[starsundertheceiling]

Bylers we need to step up our game again, all I get on my dash are St*ddie posts 🥲🫡

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[depressed-trashbag]

Minecraft movie trailer was just a bad dream.

[modmad]

hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?

oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!