Edwin Payne is a dweeb who gives terrible weak comebacks, who can be unnecessarily petty, or overly smug, who is inordinately pleased with himself when wearing detective gear and using scientific gear, the thought never crossing his mind that he might not look as cool as he thinks he does, who carries a continual and utter absolute delight at acting like the characters he loved to read about, who was enthralled by his magazine detective and adventure stories and who wears a similar smile when he sits on the bed watching Scooby Doo with Niko, 'these detectives are terribly clever,' whose board game collection is mostly variations of Clue, who requires payment (because any good detective is worth some kind of payment) but whose idea of payment is whatever interesting object the client offers to add to his collection, who has encyclopedic intelligence he clearly dedicated hours to learning, who has a particular way of acting and speaking like everything is of vital importance, because to him, it is.
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dogboy flash thompson vs catboy eddie brock: discuss
YES. YESYESYESYES.
that twitter poll ran a while ago was wrong.
like I’m so sorry but it’s the other way around. Flash is so dog coded (specifically German Shepard) and Eddie is wet cat in the alley coded. like this is what Flash and Eddie look like in my brain when I think of them as an animal:
further pushing my catboy Eddie agenda, I think he took on some traits of Symby, who is very much cat coded. like, bro barely socializes with people outside of his alien goop husband so my thought process is he took on some of the ways they express affection (like rubbing his face on people) and also purrs like Symby. I will die on this incredibly stupid hill
the vs makes it sound like Eddie and Flash gonna fight, in which case Eddie would win simply because he has the advantage of being deranged and therefore unpredictable.
in reality (and by reality I mean my brain this is very much based on fucking nothing) they are living in domestic bliss with each other. world’s silliest threesome bc ofc Symby is also there with them. this is them:
Symby is both a cat and a dog to me. cat is easy they’ve literally been depicted as a cat several times and their vocalizations in older comics like “mrrrrp” sound like purrs. they’re a dog in like a poetry about dogs way as @french-toast-enjoyer put it. desperate for affection, clinging to it even when it hurts etc. Obviously they are a black cat and a pitbull!
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I feel the need to stress that I’m not still losing my mind over my lil kpop boy wearing a Mayhem patch in the year of our lord 2022 for gatekeepy reasons. As a general rule, I automatically assume that if someone is wearing merch then they have engaged with the media that merch is from in some way. And even if they haven’t and they’re only wearing it for the aesthetic, that’s cool too I don’t give a shit. If it had just been the Beherit patch I would’ve probably been a little floored and screamed about it some, then probably woulda thought y’know it’s possible he actually listens to them and moved on with my life. But Mayhem???
There is no fucking way anyone involved in that outfit choice had any idea what that patch was because, if they did, they would not have put it on him and he wouldn’t have worn it. Like… Mayhem is probably one of the most infamous black metal bands in history, but you’ve probably never heard of them unless you’re into metal or were alive and cognizant in the early 90s. In saying that, I think everyone’s heard of Those Norwegian Black Metal Bands That Burned Churches. Yeah… one of those was Mayhem. There’s also, y’know, murder and shit involved in that story, and like suicide that was probably coerced so… yeah no idk just a hunch but I don’t think anyone knew what the fuck they were doing in that shoot and I don’t think I’m ever gonna stop thinking about it
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Flash Thompson Agent Venom and Eddie Brock Toxin post team-up fight in Philadelphia commission art by Declan Shalvey 2020
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Something something everyone being terrified of Naruto’s family except Shino and when he’s asked how he doesn’t find Naruto’s siblings and Orochimaru scary he just kind of shrugs like “a bit hard to find someone scary when you’ve seen them carrying around a half nocturnal child with the most horrendous bed head.
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Been thinking about what entities I would assign to my OCs. I think initially Amaldyne was Hunt aligned (endlessly hungry, chasing down the gods) but relistening to Prentiss’ statement makes me think she’s be a shoe-in for being Corruption aligned. She’s toxic. She’s obsessive. She has a deeply codependent relationship with an insect. She ruins every other relationship she touches. The people who are exposed to her frequently end up constantly suffering for it. Her name is ROTWING
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i FINALLY got round to reading the student council comic and i ADORE how u draw loki. he’s such an evil little goober i wanna pat his head like a cat!!! i love this comic so far it’s so nice and funny and so just !!! I LOVE IT!!! keep it up :D
thank you so much ‼️‼️‼️💕💕 loki has the capacity to be SUCH a cat you are so true for that one
evidence:
(or maybe he’s more like a tiger ajdjkdsjdk)
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im so glad u like the blue ring octopus pac hc because it has become so incredibly canon to me. i cant stop picturing someone startling him and all his spots glowing blue as he turns around and also i think he would have venom it wouldnt be as potent and deadly as actual BRO venom but it would definitely paralyze u temporarily and make u a bit loopy and he would def have crevice dwelling instincts. ok sorry ive been going feral over this all day its so cute to me
I love all of the variations of creatures he can be but octopus are just SO cool....... I love those so much....... He's right at home in the little soulfire cave crevice I'd bet.
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