#so its funny coming from him. like yea i guess i do have a bit of strength but nothing on u man

[doctorwhoisadhd]

who in the torchwood team would hate nardole the most.

[toastsnaffler]

I have this one middle aged coworker who can't stand working in the lab by himself so he was hovering all afternoon while I was assaying shit and trying to give me a heart to heart. bless

[sacharinee]

pairing: bestfriend!peter parker x fem!reader

sypnosis: after peter misses his chance to ask you out to the homecoming dance, he has to suffer the consequences of his own actions

wc: 1200+

a/n: hiii!! i have the urge to write again bc im bored and i dont wanna do my summer course work. this prompt is based on this post and loosely based on that one scene in the movie ladybird when she gets picked up by her date. i wrote this super quickly so not the best but i hope u enjoy :)

peter had it first. he had the idea, the flowers, the poster, your favorite chocolate strawberries all ready for you. until brad davis came in and stole everything. 

now he has nothing. he’s on your bed munching on the melty strawberries as he watches you get ready for the dance; you’ve asked for his help in choosing which dress you should go for. 

“okay how ‘bout this one, pete?” the boy glances up at you, mid-chew with his mouth open. 

his eyes snake over the outfit you’ve chosen. you do a swift twirl to show off the pretty soft blue satin dress that falls down to your mid-thigh with an open back. the skirt of your dress rides a bit high revealing a little too much. peter gulps, running his hands down his legs, immediately your sweet honey perfume floods his senses, his brain feels a little fuzzy, and he thinks the room gets smaller while his pants get a tiny bit tighter.

however, your eyes are what he takes in the most. you look eager, nervous about his approval, and hopeful for his admission.

his eyes widen as he gives you a soft nod and a pursed smile, “super pretty.”

you stare back at peter, his hair is flared, and you see chocolate smeared on his bottom lip. his posture looks defeated and you can’t help but wonder what’s wrong with him.

you give him a sour yet confused face, “why is your face like that?”

peter’s eyebrows furrow at your expression, “my face- why is my face like what?” 

“like…” you take a moment to think, “like- you look like that chef in that one movie with the rat, he’s got that same awkward funny looking face.”

peter barks out a laugh in disbelief, “alfredo linguini?? from ratatouille?!” “yea! that guy.” 

the boy in front of you offers you a pout and rubs his eyes, “thanks.”

“sure thing.” peter glazes over your seamless makeup when you take a seat next to him, “so, you’re really not coming? why not? it’ll be fun, plus all of our friends are going” you whine. 

peter kicks himself every day since you got asked out to homecoming by brad. he knows he should have made his proposal to you sooner, but now that he missed his chance, he feels like he’s lost you. 

“oh, so brad’s our friend now? and nah, it’s alright. i’m just gonna go patrolling tonight, might get some good action.” his eyebrows suggestively 

 you muster up a smirk and breathe out a laugh, “right. maybe you’ll find your own ‘cupid of crime’ that’ll show you a good time.” 

peter groans at you, “oh my god, margot robbie is so-”

honk!

“oh,” your ears perk up at the sudden interruption, “i guess that’s my date.” you quickly stand up and straighten your dress, taking nervous breaths. 

“i’m good right? my dress? face? hair?” your fingers run through your shiny locks, “its- i’m, i’m okay?”

peter has an indiscernible look plastered on his face as he gazes out the window and back at you. he’s shocked you’d settle for this, and even more appalled at you’re excitement to go with a douchebag who can’t even meet you at the front door. he knows you deserve better than this, and he knows he would treat you so much better with much less than your date. his stomach turns upside down and he feels his face get hot, breathing through his nostrils as he struggles to control his disbelief. he slowly stands up and meets your anxious expression peering up at him.

“you aren’t gonna get in a car with a guy who honks, are you?” 

it’s almost as if the entire atmosphere shifts. peter studies your appearance. your face shimmered sanguinely regardless, brighter than the glitter that sparkled atop your eyelids.

it was safe to say you were excited to go to the dance, even if your date wasn’t your first choice. you had been waiting endlessly for peter to ask you to homecoming. you were almost depressed at the thought thinking your crush didn’t like you back, but even more upset at the fact that your best friend didn’t even want to take you as his date, romantically or not. 

you remembered the feeling of delight swirling through your body as betty gushed about ned asking her to the dance, and mj agreeing to harry’s proposal. 

you only wanted the same for yourself. the same thrill and warm feeling of someone wanting to take you as their date. you wanted more than anything for it to be peter, but you figured he simply didn’t think of you like that as empty time and hopeless anticipation went by. so yes, you did settle for brad davis. he’s only ever been sweet to you, with harmless flirting and sultry smiles in the halls. plus you had a hunch about peter’s displeasing stance on the man, and presumed this may have tipped peter over just the right amount. 

you simply blink at his desperate eyes and nod, your adamant expression not wavering, “i think, yes, i am.”

you offer him a wistful smile when you brush past him, grabbing your purse on the way.

“y/n, stop.” peter’s finger’s wrap around your small wrist, your charm bracelet dangling against his hand.

“are you serious? what, the shithead can’t walk a few feet and knock on the door like a real man?”

“peter!” you snatch your wrist back and his hands rise.

you feel heat rushing up your neck and settling behind your ears. you had wanted a reaction out of peter when brad asked you out, yes, but the entitlement he has to mention about the manhood of brad angered you.

“i’m just saying,” he steps back from you, licking his dry lips while he chuckles back at you. “a guy who doesn’t have the balls to greet you at your doorstep isn’t worth falling for.” 

you scoff at him, he was so sweet and now he’s only taking his anger out on you. “well it’s a good thing that he’s just a friend then. what’s it to you anyways?”

peter disregards your last statement, “a friend?! y/n/n, listen to me. you’re being naive if you think he just wants to be your friend.”

another honk outside pierces your ears, yet you can’t seem to shake your stare on the boy before you. you narrow your eyes at him.

“you sound jealous.”

peter sputters nonsense out and breaks his eyesight away from you, nervously running his hands through his curls.

“jealous? me? pfft. never. i’m not jealous, i’m- i’m being absolutely reasonable.”

you keep your eyes on him as he looks down at the carpet floor. he sighs and drops down at your chair, scratching the wood on your desk. his head shakes and ever so softly murmurs, “seriously, why are you going out with him?”

peter continues to stare at the rotten wood he’s chipping, “brad asked me to be his date, so i’m going whether you like it or not. unless,” peter glances back up at you.

“there’s something you’re not telling me.”

hope bubbles down in your stomach, and you anticipate his confession, waiting to hear the words of his true feelings that you know for certain are deep down inside him.

except, he doesn’t.

the boy only blankly stares at your desk, clenching his jaw, and drowns everything inside, letting you down yet another time. you turn away, disappointed in peter, ready to leave him alone for all the false hope and hurt he has caused you. 

“right, well, when your balls finally drop, let me know. i’ll be at the dance with my date.” 

[myperfectfatdads]

Dads Clothes

Dang bro I don’t have any extra clothes. “Yea same man” says Matt. You don’t have any clothes bro I mean this is your house you live here how do you possibly have no clothes. “This morning I did a huge run of laundry so it’s all in the wash and even more wet and dirty than the clothes we have right now” says Matt. Looking in Matt’s closet he’s right there is not a single piece of clothing. “See I told you bro” says Matt. Yeah I guess you’re right well is there any other clothes possibly we could wear. “I’ll see but you’re right coming back from a big day at the beach I sure do wanna change from these wet sandy swim suits.

“Oh I got it we can wear some of my dad’s clothes he has a ton of them here come on let’s go” says Matt. Are u sure bro one will your dad get man that we are wearing his clothes and two will his clothes even hit us I mean he’s on the bigger side of people. “Yeah they will be really big but it’s ok it better then wearing these sandy swimsuits and he will never know remember he doesn’t come back tell tomorrow we have the whole night to ourselves!” Says Matt. Going into his bedroom you look for some of his clothes and after you find some you try them on. “Yep just as I suspected these are huge on me” says Matt. You picked out a nice blue shirt, while Matt picked out a big grey shirt. “Woah man I know my dad is big but these clothes make him look huge” says Matt, yeah bro this is one of the biggest shirts I’ve seen! “Haha, man we look so funny in these I feel like my dad would be really mad though if he found out we are wearing his clothes so we just can’t let him find out” says Matt. Yeah no problem man your secret is safe with me I mean I’m wearing your dad’s clothes too. “Hey look at me, I’m wearing my dads overalls” says Matt. Haha that’s funny man there even big on you too! “Your right, hey let’s go down to the kitchen and get some food I’m starving” says Matt. While I’m the kitchen you notice that Matt’s face has stubble on it. Hey dude when did you start growing stubble? “What do you mean man at the beach today we already talked about this we both have stubble, also your so lucky you get to wear my dads shorts I have to wear his stupid jeans” says Matt. Oh yeah sorry man I totally forgot. “Is it just me or does a beer sounds really good right now?” Says Matt, a beer, bro I thought you hated beer. “I do but it’s just sounds super good right now I don’t know why.” Ok bro you do you. “Wow thanks burpppppppppp, what the heck that came out oh no where.” That’s strange man you never burp. “Yeah but I also don’t like beer so anything is possible, well I’m glad you get to spend the weekend here bro my dad will be home in the morning just make sure to change out of his clothes by than.” Sounds good bro I got you he won’t find out. “He shouldn’t need to my clothes should be ready in the morning before he gets home.” What the heck. “What is it?” Your growing a beard bro and its grey! “Omg your right what is going on Thats so weird you are too!” What, your right and mine it grey too! “Don’t worry about it to much man it’s probably just from stress it happens a lot I’ve heard.” Yeah bro it’s happens a lot to old people we are not old we’re only 22. “Well your right but we are at the age we’re we start to grow beards so I think it’s normal.” I guess your right. “I know these overalls are kinda weird but I kinda like them they just feel like they support me, also these jeans feel like the fit a bit better.” They fit better bro I swear they were huge on your just and hour ago. “I mean they are still big I don’t know maybe they shrunk, yawnnnn I’m getting tired bro what time is it?” Its 11 oh yeah it’s time for bed bro, where are we sleeping? “I mean we probably shouldn’t sleep in the same bedroom so you can sleep in mine for the night and I’ll sleep in my dads I guess.” Okay bro sounds good we’ll goodnight then. Saying goodnight to Matt you realize that his few strands of hair on his face turned into a whole bushy beard. Thinking it’s weird you don’t think much of it and go to bed. Waking up in the morning and getting out of bed the shirt that was super loose yesterday felt like it fit a lot better this morning. It was almost even a little tight but that’s weird you swear it was loose earlier. Going to wake Matt up you knock on the door but no response, maybe he is all ready down stairs. Walking down the stairs is a lot harder with back pain. Wait I never have back pain well maybe I just got a bad sleep last night, also I feel really heavy today so maybe that’s it. Then as you walk into the kitchen your let with Matt’s dad but wait he’s not supposed to be home tell later and why is he wearing the same clothes that Matt was yesterday.

In a deep voice the old man says good morning man. Hey Matt’s dad I thought you weren’t supposed to be home tell later. “What do you mean it’s me Matt good old burppppppp papa Matt, remember yesterday when I said these overalls felt good well yeah now they really feel good they have to support this big beer belly of mine. “Your keeping up quite to belly there too man. Look at yourself you are met with an old fat man.

Well I guess you’re right man when you get old like us it’s really hard to watch the weight. “Yeah that’s right I mean I felt like it gets bigger every day.” Well should I return these clothes to your dad? “No need dude also these are my clothes and don’t call me dad I’m only 63 haha.” Well thanks man this is my new favorite shirts for sure also do you wanna go out for breakfast it’s on me? “Yeah sure man I can eat, gotta keep up this belly burppppppppp.” Well so can I haha let’s go then.

[juhaknyeonies]

choi seungcheol x reader smau: cute

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a/n: feel free to skip this if u dont wanna read theres a summary on the next post

music major!seungcheol x cinematography major!reader

summary: you left home early and don’t have anyone to dorm with at the dorms so you take up rent with a friend, you need to find a job but it’s been a struggle for you and you can’t just let your friend pay rent by yourself so when you find a joh you immediately take it but what you didn’t realise was this job had you moving around a lot more than you wanted too. atleast he’s rich, right?

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writing under the cut | wc: 1.9k

You had gotten to the restaurant early so you stood outside it for a while waiting for Seungcheol. While you were waiting you were on your phone texting Chaehyun.

y/n: I feel like im overdressing

chaehyun: naw you always dress like this so its normal

y/n: really?? so i have nthing to worry about???

chaehyun: yea have a nice time eating ttyl

Texting her had made you feel slightly better waiting for him. “Excuse are you Y/N?” The guy you had bumped into on your way to the job interview at NCity’s Liqours.

“Yes, you’re the person I saw sulking at Vernon when I went to NCity Liqours!” you accidentally blurted out. “You saw that?” He said embarrassed. “I didn’t expect that person to be you honestly.” you admitted.

“Come let’s go inside and eat.” you said. “A table for two,” You asked the server at the entrance of the restaurant and he led you two to a table. You noticed how nice he dressed up.

When you sat down you felt a little awkward. You didn’t know what to say so you picked up the menu and looked through the food. “What would you like the eat?” you asked. He picked up the menu too after hearing the question. “I’ll take the pork cutlet,”

You were happily looking through the menu, you would eat it up if your stomach could take it. “They have garlic prawns and soft tofu stew and they even have fried chicken!” you said excitedly, “You’ve never been here before?” He asked. “Nope! That’s why I asked to go to this place,” you explained. “Let me order for you, theres a dish here I really like. Also its on the secret menu, I think you’ll like it.”

He asked for the waiter and order our food. “Well, I wanted to talk to you about making the music video.” He began, “I’ll plan it and you can help record and edit the video.” He explained, “I have to record you?” you confirmed with him. “Yeah, we’ll go to different places and we can even go to the studio in the music department.” He said. “So I’m making a music video and recording it and helping you produce it.” you repeated. “Yes,” He confirmed.

“Well, i’ll think about it. It is a lot to do,” You said. “Take all the time you need to think about it, i’ll even raise the pay to 450,” He reassured. “Are you sure 400 is enough already.” you said flustered at the increase of money. “Don’t worry I have more than enough money to spend.” He reassured me again. “You know you have to spend a lot of money into making a music video.” you told him. “It’s only for a university assignment that goes for a whole year.” He said. “Jesus I didn’t know you could get assignments that long,” you were shocked to hear that.

“So would you like to work for me?” He asked as the server had just arrived with our food, “Hi Seungcheol, is this your girlfriend?” The server asked. “Hi, Jun, no no she’s not its just business.” He blurted out a bit red and I just laughed at it.

“Are you sure because you’re both dressed up really nicely, infact I haven’t seen you get all fancy in a while.” The server asked again. “Awww you got all dressed up for me.” you said feeling flattered. “Yeah, I guess,” He shyed his face away from the embarrassment he was feeling right now.

The server had given us our food and left. “You’re friend is funny,” you said. “Don’t worry I think it’s nice you dressed up nicely to eat out.” I took a bite of my food.

“Oh my, this is really good!” you started stuffing your face with the meal. “What’s it called?”you asked, “That’s a secret,” He explained. “Gatekeeper!” you called him out.

“Well for starters its a pork dish, its really good right?” He said. “Yea,”

We started eating and talking about the food and our life right now, we had been going to same university but because we were in different departments we had never really met.

“You’re friend group had 13 people in it and Vernon and that other guy we saw earlier is it in?” you asked. “Yeah, it’s alot and I take care of all of them,” He said. “Wow, you have so many friends! That’s amazing!!” you said in awe.

When we were done eating we started discussing who should pay the bill, “I wanna pay I suggested the place,” you said, “Yea but I offered to take you out to dinner to let me,” He said. “Please I wanna pay,” you begged. “No, I’m paying for it,” He insisted.

“Actually you can pay I remember I only have enough money for an uber,” You let him pay. “You don’t have a ride home?” He asked. “Nope,” The waitress came to our table and Seungcheol paid for our meal.

We walked outside of the restaurant and you were about to pay for an uber when he stopped you. “I actually don’t have a ride home because I walked here.” He admitted. “You wanna come home with me,” you offered.

“No, I have a better idea, you should come to my dorm. My roomate is out tonight and I think you should come see something pretty.” He explained, you said yes and you walked with him to his dorm.

He led you towards a shortcut you never knew existed and it was so gorgeous. There was lights hung up and it was lovely to look at. Shortly after you arrived at his dorm.

He lived in the Kwangya dorms so Jiheon and Wony’s dorm was that far away and Juyeon’s dorm and Jisung’s was close by.

The dorms were separated by gender but the other gender could still come over and visit dorms from the other gender. He unlocked the door and he led you inside.

“When do you have lectures?” He asked. “9am? Why?” You told him. “I assumed you had afternoon classes I shouldn’t have asked you to come over if you needed to get ready early in the morning,” He panicked.

“No, don’t worry. I’m not going. I need to go to the doctors tomorrow to get my bones checked.” You reassured him that you were fine staying at his dorm then reality hit. You were at a boy’s dorm and you don’t have any clothes to change into.

“Actually I didn’t think this through and I don’t have any clothes to change into.” you confessed. “I’ll sleep on the couch and i’ll find you some clothes you can change into and if you want you can take a shower.” He suggested.

“Oh thank you,” He immediately went over to his closet and grabbed out some clothes and a towel and you went over to his bathroom and took a shower there.

After you showered you went over to find him and ask which was his room but he was already fast asleep on the couch. He didn’t really look very comfy so you looked for a pillow and blanket and put it around him. You were also exhausted so you ended up sleeping on the floor like a weirdo, god knows why you chose the floor…

[bradshawswife]

Please can you do and imagine loosely based off the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkin for a Hangman x y/n imagine because this song is SO him! And i can just see a y/n waitress having to deal with a cocky drunk Jake trying to impress her all the whilst he’s singing this at the top of his lungs for the attention from the reader and others around him, bonus points if his friends back him up too 😂 i love your writing and if you manage to do this i hope it’s fun to write!

HAHAH i love this idea. I hope I did it justice!

Drunk Flirting. J.S

warnings: jake being jake, drunk idiots, country music, suggestive themes (i guess?)

a/n: this was so fucking funny to write. i was constantly laughing my ass off. i must say, basing a one shot on a song is a bit difficult, but i hope i did it right. (i left some of the lyrics out, as they didnt make sense for the fic lol)

While working at The Hard Deck, Y/N was used to arrogant, drunk Naval Aviators, making passes at her. She was very used to Jake “Hangman” Seresin hitting her up every time he stepped foot into The Hard Deck.

Today, after a long day of training, Hangman and his friends made their way into The Hard Deck. While Rooster, Phoenix, and Bob made their way to the pool table, Hangman made his way over to flirt with Y/N, as he usually did.

"Hey sweet girl, can I get 4 beers please" he smirks at you.

Today, you're wearing shorts with a graphic tee tucked into them. Your shorts are on the shorter side, and as much as Hangman wants to think you did this for him, it was simply laundry day for you.

You make your way to the other side of the bar to fill up 4 beers, when Hangman whistles at you. "Are you wearing those for me? Those are some of the shortest shorts I've ever seen." he beamed.

"Yes, Jake. I am 100% wearing these shorts just for you." you laugh, sarcastically, shoving the 4 beers towards him. "Thanks sweetheart" he grinned, turning around and promptly stopped before swinging back around, "they look really good on you, Y/N". he exclaims while throwing a wink at you.

Hustlers shootin' eight ball Throwin' darts at the wall

Rolling your eyes, you watch as the friend group played pool and threw darts occasionally.

A few hours pass by, after many beers and some tequila shots, its safe to say Hangman and the crew are good as done, as they're stumbling over each other. She begins to walk over to the friend group, letting them know you're about to close and that they need to find their rides home, when you hear Hangman and his friends break out into song.

"Here she comes, lord help us all" Rooster sings, slurred.

"Poor ole boy, it aint his fault. It's so hard not to stare" Bob (you're shocked) chimes in.

"At that honky tonk badonkadonk" Hangman screams, staring you up and down. You're so beyond confused at this point and just start laughing to hide your embarrassment as a few bar stragglers have now gathered around you to watch as this drunken friend group is singing the most absurd country song ever.

Your face turns bright red as Hangman grabs your hand and twirls you around.

"Keepin' perfect rhythm, make ya wanna swing along" Phoenix adds in, laughing in between words. Yea, she's extra drunk.

"Got it goin' on, like Donkey Kong" Bob laughs at your bright red face. You're used to only Hangman making passes at you in his friend group, so this whole scene is totally out of the ordinary.

"And whoo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma, there oughta be a law, get the Sheriff on the phone" Rooster laughs, staring at you as you begin to walk away, just beyond embarrassed. You want to go hide in the storage closet until this all blows over. Rooster stands up and drunkenly strides over to stop you.

"Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on that honky tonk badonkadonk" Hangman slurs, giving you a wink. You pull your shorts down a bit more, as if that's going to help anything. Your face is basically the colour of a tomato, and you've never been this flustered at Jakes shenanigans, but today is different.

"Now Honey, you can't blame her" Phoenix sings, smiling as Rooster moves you closer to the group, after you just accepted the fact that they're not going to shut up.

"For what her mama gave her. It ain't right to hate her" Bob smiles, giving you a wink (wow this is totally out of character for bob)

"For workin' that money-maker." Hangman slurs, drunkenly stumbling over to pull you over to the bar.

"We hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave" Rooster yells as you and Hangman make your way to the bar.

Finally, the song seems to end. Your face looks like you've spent all day in the sun. You're nearly shaking as Hangman takes your hand.

"I hope you enjoyed that sweetheart, i love that song" he grins, as you roll your eyes.

"I'm very used to your antics, Jake. I was shocked the rest of your friends chimed in." you sigh. Jake just continues to stare at you, with puppy dog eyes.

"Can I finally take you out?" you chuckle as he says that, like you can't believe he'd have the audacity to push further after THAT.

"You're way too drunk right now. Lets get you and your friends in a cab, and maybe you can ask me next time." you grunt, trying to hold up Hangman as you lead him and his friends out to the cab.

[bunnieshoneys]

geto anon here: holy fuck i just know that oneshot would be amazing but no pressure obviously. but can i just ramble a lil bit here? ignore me if u want lmao ok so the whole thing with geto being a manager and apparently really good with strategies and stuff just made me imagine him as an engineer cause. idk why but i personally feel like it fits him. especially if we consider canonical geto whos so smart and talks a lot and explains things lmao like when he explains tengen to satoru that one time and satoru is like nod nod yea just like digimon. i love their dynamics way too much. and also the way geto was basically gojos moral compass and he told gojo to stop saying ore and start saying boku instead AND GOJO DID so im here imagining them in this au. for ur au 💀 where geto gets into being an engineer instead of a racer. it would honestly be funny just the two bickering and having different views on the strategy. i know basically nothing about racing and f1. but just yea the whole. geto coming up with strategies and gojo being pissed at first cause geto is so righteous and bossy but then they just fit together seamlessly and become the strongest duo. gojo the best racer and geto the best engineer and gojo is like. i would never trade my engineer for anyone. hes a big part of the reason i win at all. ill just quit if he does. and about geto being bitter. ur right it does depend on how u see him. in this case yes obviously if hes been a racer this whole time it would feel like hes downplaying himself to be smth else and let someone take the titles he wants. but yea just i feel like if that wasnt the case stsg would have really cool dynamics. and hopefully he would know the job of engineer is really important. he has got to value himself. also imagine them maybe dating/pining and then theyre working and having to be careful with what they say during the races cause it can be recorded and used against them. like theyll say some gay shit over the radio and try to downplay it afterwards 💀 idk its just cool to think about 😭 sorry for rambling but yea just i love ur fic and it makes me think a lot

hi again!!! EDIT; if u drop ur ao3 on an ask, anon, when/if i do write it ill gift it to you

yea id defo write it as a oneshot so id probably keep it (fairly) light .. if you've read ANY of my other works inc my longform banana fish then you'll know im not really capable of writing straight fluff lol

i think it largely depends on whether riko still dies and whether getou's dad still dies. could do something really evil with that lmao...

but aside from that im kind of a fan of stories being changed by One Thing Changing, that you think is gonna change the entire dna of a story because of how important it is, and then it fails to change anything important, in the end. because the characters are still the same and they still come to the same end. its a challenge as a writer to bring them to that point with a completely different route.

that being said id probs write it around 10-20k as a oneshot set aroooouuuund 2013. it would be interesting to see how much would change with getou being an engineer rather than a racer. (considering in coanda effect, he plays a key last-race role in both yuki's second championship and gojo's first).

i guess im making this at some point lmao i found my niche... also their dynamic is so yummy defo

[cantdanceflynn]

I like the concept of Irving as a character, he definitely has the potential to be a character like Buford, where he’s doing something in general questionable but everyone is just kind of fine with it? Like how Buford is a bully but everyone is okay with it. I don’t think Irving does anything as bad as being a bully, though, he just comes across like a stalker sometimes.

I do wish he’d been treated a little bit differently by the show, though, since he seems to be constantly put in the wrong and turned into a joke. He never really has an episode where his good qualities are explored.

In the shrinking episode, which is his first appearance I believe? There’s a moment where everyone backs away from him as he says Where’s Perry a lot. I didn’t find that part funny, and I think it was an odd choice to make him so ostracized from the group. The show is constantly reminding us that we shouldn’t like him by making him seem like a creep. Personally, I don’t think he really does anything super bad, and there’s potential for an interesting character. I just wish it wasn’t such a thing that no one likes him.

Personally, I dislike when there’s jokes about one person being super uncomfortable to be around, since that kind of narrative is just a bit icky? Especially considering he’s like… 10. Speaking as someone who was bullied and ostracized from their peers as a child… I just find it hard to find humor in it, I guess? When we get lines like “Friends, bullies… Irving” I just think if i was Irving this would be upsetting and I’d be upset that no one considers me a friend.

Irving’s brother is hilarious though, I find him so funny for no reason. I kind of wish he was sort of like Linda in the sense that he wouldn’t be able to see Phineas and Ferb’s inventions? It would be an interesting parallel to Candace’s struggle, and maybe there’s something that could be said about how both characters are obsessed with Phineas and Ferb, but in different ways? For Candace it’s busting them, and for Irving he just really likes them and wants to show his brother their stuff? That’s not really based in the show but idk I just want there to be most of an ongoing bit with their dynamic that’s a little more interesting than ‘they don’t like each other’.

Basically, this was probably way too long of an answer to your question, but my answer is: Irving is fine but I’d like him more if the show didn’t try to make him seem creepy and disliked. Also he should have more interaction with other characters than just Phineas and Ferb. Is he jealous of their friends? Does he get bullied by Buford? Does he have any friends? Why was he in such a high position of authority in the episode where the movie genres were fighting if apparently he isn’t liked by many people?? When does he join OWCA??? I would LOVE a plot where Irving joins OWCA because he’s a good spy.. that would be cool! Imagine if he worked with Perry to make sure his cover isn’t blown..

I need that now. Agent Irving is now on my wishlist for the new episodes.

OH YEA FR. HE DOES GENUINELY BECOME IN MANY WAYS PART OF THE GANG LATER ON ESPECIALLY AND I THINK OVERALL ITS NOT TOO BAD BUT ALSO IT IS KINDA TELLING HOW THEY KINDA PUSH HIM ASIDE LIKE THAT EARLY ON

AND YEA JDJFSBHJFSFSHJ ALBERTS HILARIOUS. I DO THINK THERES ABSOLUTELY A BUNCH OF INTERESTING STUFF TO DO W ALBERT AND IRVINGS DYNAMIC(LIKE. IRVING TENDS TO BE IRRITATED W HIM BUT HE ALSO CLEARLY COPIES A BUCH OF ALBERTS TENDENCIES AND THINKS HES SOME LEVEL OF COOL UP TO NOT PHINEAS AND FERB. ITS ALSO RLY WELL IMPLIED ESPECIALLY WITH MORE CONTEXT THAT IRVING IDOLIZES PHINEAS AND FERB SM BC HE WANTS THAT SAME RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS BROTHER, AND LACK OF CONTACT DUE TO BOARDING SCHOOL W HIS ACTUAL BROTHER(AND THE CONTACT THERE IS BEING. EH AT BEST) BASICALLY CAUSED IT TO GET WORSE OVER TIME) AND MAN THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE RLY NEAT AS A POTENTIAL GROUP OF PARALLELS

AND SO TRUE OH MY GOSH. WE GET CONFIRMATION IRVING JOINS OWCA IN AYA, WHICH. AYA BELOATHED BUT OWCA SPY IRVING IS THE BEST FUGGIN CONCEPT OH MY GOSH I WISH WE'D ACTUALLY GOTTEN TO SEE MORE.

AFTER YOU GET TO/REWATCH THE FIRST PNF MOVIE THERES A SPECIFIC FIC BY BEX I WANT TO RECOMMEND TO U ON THAT END :)

MY OPINIONS ON IRVING R PRETTY DARN CLOSE HONESTLY. I FIND HIM FASCINATING ESPECIALLY POST REALIZING ALL THE IMPLIED INTRICACIES W HIS RELATIONSHIP W ALBERT AND I TRY TO DO MORE WITH HIM OVERALL HES MY UNDERRATED FAVE OF THE SERIES OVERALL I JUST RLY LIKE HIM

I THINK YOULL LIKE IT MORE LATER ON WHEN HES RLY MORE CONSISTENTLY PART OF THE GROUP THO ITS HONESTLY RLY NICE :)

[fr3akinthecorner]

Hey its the chinese skateboard im about to get sticky are you here chris angel insider? youre not gonna like this present from suicidal ashley yea lol im here why not? im joking it looks beautiful! ok? so sorry about that young man my name is chinese skateboard and we've been staring at you for a second and youre so beautiful... even chris angel insider agrees hes kinda sexy but i dont know... well guess what chris angel insider? thats what i wanted to ask you? why did suicidal ashley choose the one that looks iike you? its because im as sexy as this guy and she wants to know what ill say to her... if i was this guy... because ok? ask her! hey suicidal ashley its chinese skateboard you can talk to us now we're just wondering why you chose this anime boy? well i thought that if chris angel insider looked like anything that it would be like this wow suicidal ashley thats so nice but... nah im kidding i look so much like him that im scared of you how are you so creepy? well he is so sexy and if he writes anything like you then wow... he must be made of gold god damn youre so fucking nice i write really weird suicidal ashley you do that for me chris angel insider that or youre just that funny which is what i believe chinese skateboard believes that too! ok? so anime boy how do u feel about celebrating suicidal ashleys asian birthday a bit late? just say happy birthday and thats it happy birthday! who is this guy? thats why i like that you chose him suicidal ashley the suicide boys are back and we're going to teach you something again but this time you have to use our american names ok? im not exactly a suicide boy though... or at least youll never know bitch ok! so he is not shy in the slightest hes trying to draw you in its daddy cypress i want to play too its chinese skateboard we knew you would say that dude what? calm down pakting youre scaring suicidal ashley daddy cypress you can play but you need to do something fast you need to write real love letter to your daughter no more fake bullshit or you cant hang out with us what? im done with this bullshit its not bullshit she doesnt want you around anymore keeho she has her chinese skateboard and me what have you done? i just dont love her its not that big of a deal well to everyone else in the world it is and the suicide boys are about to kill you so i wouldnt fuck any bitchs tonight keeho youre not even trying to explain how you feelwhy the fuck would she let you play with us? i know his answer suicidal ashley come over here... its her daddy cypress shes not in the anime well she couldve been if were just a bit dumber ive got something she wants... personality! hes right he does and she wants to keep playing so we will what does this boy want from you suicidal ashley? my daddy yup you are so fucking smart but are u going to give him to him? no im not and why is that? because keehos life still matters even if it doesnt to me exactly! aw little girl i was gonna do something great at least you look great its chinese skateboard were done skateboarding fellas lets go

[kakhaev-ivan]

Real to virtual

saw this graffiti outside. what is this mouse going off “cold turkey”, i think if you ask him anything he will answer with smth like “yea what? no, i already off that thing, you can tell right, man for sure, do you have any gum here? of 4 cups of espresso? why is so hot here, this guy makes me nervous why is he here? here, here, here such a strange word try to say it for 11 times it will lose its meaning, for sure, so what was the question here?”

it’s will be funny if he will be paranoid and say the everyone is following and spying on him, but being friends with group of sneaky agents that are actually spying on him. but this only helps him to work through his paranoia. he also steals gum from a vending machines i guess.

so mechanics of the game is to help creatures to become happy again. you need to determine what bothers them and give them a proper treatment. like massage, steam room(like ones where only head shows up), pool, bar, tea ceremony, yoga, tanning and so on. but for this dude you need replacement therapy, so maybe tea ceremony and psychotherapy where he just talk for a bit.

so now gameplay looks like you approached by a client/guest he tells you that he wants (to get detox), u put him into analysis machine or smth or just talk to him and try to figure out what to apply for him (like what procedures). and you can go around and see progress of each person around, talk to them and update their status.

what will be status for those creatures?

混亂 （chaos)

地球 （earth)

火災 （fire disaster)

澆灌 （water)

風能 （wind)

秩序 （order)

i think it will be funny to give players ability to check status of each guest, but make it cryptic.

i also think that u can select text or press on a trigger words as a part of a gameplay mechanics.

it feels like i’m not actually designing project part by part but just throwing bunch of incoherent thoughts and random words together hoping that at the end it will resemble something cohesive. i really want to create something new, beautiful and interesting, but i have no idea how to manage everything. ppl say that everything takes time, maybe it’s true and you just need to push forward and hope that at the other end everything is alright.

ok next step make dialogue system working, it’s displaying text and images already, now i need to make it progress and fill with right text and images. also start working on npc, they already walk but only in predetermined path and without any sprites. so 1) dialogue system(whatever it meant) 2) npc interaction with a player and with objects (i guess i need to make sprites into real objects now) 3) draw more objects for npc to detox.

list of possible machines:

Crystal therapy, levitation therapy, music therapy, sleep within a sleep focused sleep, drink all the water, full body sugar/salt/xenotoxins/chromosomes/genes extractor, intravenous antioxedents/prebiotics/postbiotics, all muscle activator, energy field cleaner , oxygen breathing room, social toxins eliminator, electromagnetic pollution remover, psyco toxins destroyer, bedrock recovery, bio energy enhancer , needle piercing therapy (fill holes in ur body with needles)

bio energy enhancer can be a big sphere on 3 legs with 2 antennas like a snail, in which person enters and lay down on a rectangular surface. also it has a big eye on a door which glows red when procedure is active.

detox machine, can be a big fridge-like machine with transparent tube coming from the top, this tube covers persons head and sucks all toxins out of the brain.

art reflecting reality.

[teyaguide101]

“After I run I turn purple”

Due to my worrying, sedentary lifestyle, I decided to go for an innocent lil jog around my neighbourhood. I know it’s not ‘me’ but i felt that it was super necessary given my weight gain and lack of activity. I also noticed my skin getting a bit duller. Or maybe it’s because I have not refilled my moisturiser. 

People all around keep telling me that a fit, summer body can only happen with exercise. And because I eat A LOT, a diet is not really my style. So i decided to just change into my gym clothes (lol seriously do i even have these?) and start small! I also had a lot on my mind so it was a good opportunity to just let it out, i guess. 

I should have seen the signs when my earphones were tangled. Or my Airpods were not charged. My rubber band also broke so i had to wear a butterfly clip while running. A million, small things just in the way. But i charge through them all! 

Anyway the point of this post is not to share the endorphins i got after running. It is, in fact, to talk bad about running because it has never made me feel good. All my life, I never understood why people felt amazing after a workout. Like what are you talking about......what are you smoking? How do you even smile after running, or go to grab a coffee? By the time I am done, I am sweating buckets and my glasses keep falling down my nose bridge. Its really annoying. 

My relationship with working out and exercise has always been confusing because everytime i attempt to be healthy, i get a harsh reminder: I will always get SUPER weak after a run—lethargy, dizzy spells, nausea, you name it. The worst was a FEVER after a home workout from Blogilates. Like how does that even happen? Also dont even get me started on HOME WORKOUTS. I have a strong dislike towards them; I dont trust them and I dont trust their happy smiles. Its scary. 

Yesterday’s run propelled me to google my symptoms because when i came home my sis looked at me and called me a “beetroot brinjal”. I WAS PURPLE. NOT Clinique-rosy purple. It was PURPLE and BLUE. You know Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the chocolate factory? 

I was so intrigued by my complexion because i looked like an alien. How do i even get blue to my face? I am tanned and brown. Doesnt really make sense. I looked like I was about to pass out and I was walking sideways. When i was sitting down in front of the fan, I started to stare into space too. I felt sick and was just so out of it. My stomach felt like it flipped. And I was burning. It was just so so hot, even after a shower. It was just weird. I had fried rice after the entire ordeal to appease my hunger pangs. But afterwards was compelled to rummage for chocolate in the fridge because my tummy felt funny again; like a mix of acidity and tightness. I do not know if the chocolates were a good solution, but it made me less fidgety.

Curious to find out what the deal was, I went to google about getting purple hues after a run and there were two answers from the web. One, that I’m healthy (yea OK no), and the second being a severe lack of oxygen from anemia and low hemogoblin levels. It was recommended that creatures of this path were to refrain from high intensity workouts because the body, simply put, just can’t handle it. WHICH IS WHY I CANT DO THE DAMN HOME WORKOUTS omg. Sometimes purple hues also appear because of exercise intolerance (LOL), but it can easily be trained and improved. Instead, opt for Pilates and yoga—lighter intensity regiments—that could tone and strengthen the body. 

I always wanted to be one of those gym girls who are super toned and healthy! But now i also realise that what works for them might not work for me. Everyone’s exercise regime is completely different! My sis is amazing at stamina and strength, but when it comes to dancing, she can’t do it—and dance is, too, a form of cardio and calorie-burning! My brother is Mr Incredible when carrying weights at the gym. He looks very fit and buff, but I have never seen him run in my life. 

As for me?? I’m still figuring out what works for me. But I think I have come to accept that sometimes I’m just a late bloomer. I was that academically, as well. So even though im 26 years in, I will take it slow to find my own rhythm. Might even consider taking ballet classes again for a good stretch or a daily brisk walk. Whatever it is, I just need to listen to my body and give it grace. <3

[emanooono]

secretly dating rindou 🦭

"it's really funny that we still haven't been caught" you mumbled and looked over your boyfriend, rindou, who was smiling softly. "and a little surprising too". you pulled up your eyebrows a bit and gave rindou a 'we're kinda cool yknow' expression.

"yeah i guess. it's getting a little annoying though. but yknow.. everyone will make a big deal out of it" he fed you a spoon of ice cream. "especially my brother"

"yea i know but im just saying that its really impressive, i mean your brother is pretty observant person and i thought he would be a little suspicious of us at least? i dunno" you tried to talk as quiet as possible so others in the ice cream cafe wouldn't hear you, but your words came out as whispers.

"you don't have to whisper here, babe" he leaned in and kissed your forehead. "no one will find us here" he said and now kissed your lips.

you smiled while kissing him back and softly rubbed his cheek with your thumb. "besides.." rindou murmured. "you're right. we're pretty good at being secretive about our relationship" he smirked and continued feeding himself and you delicious ice cream.

you've been dating rindou for almost two months without anyone knowing about it. it's not that you minded hiding your relationship either, so rindou and you easily agreed on that without any arguments.

he first noticed you walking around roppongi quite a lot. then when he took a good look at you and realized he remembered you from middle school.

you moved in ropppongi in middle school and got in the same class as younger haitani. you don't really remember much from there but you know you two used to talk sometimes. once him and ran followed you home because your parents forgot to.

after high school started you haven't met him, neither his brother. they completely stopped coming to school and continued their life in gangs. soon they took over roppongi and since, they've been popular all over the city.

"let's go. i'll take you home" rindou stood up and when he looked over, he saw you zoning out. "hey?" he waved his hand right in front of your face, which made you come back to reality.

"oh yeah, let's go" you stood up and put your jacket on while your boyfriend payed for the ice cream.

he left the cafe while holding your hand and sat on his motorcycle. you sat behind him and hugged his back because you knew he would go in full speed, like he always does. the reason rindou does that is because he loves feeling your touch so much.

the motorcycle was going so fast you thought no one would be able to notice your face but, unfortunately, for you (and rindou) it wasn't left unrecognized by ran.

him and sanzu immediately recognized younger haitani's motorcycle and they also saw a girl sitting behind. very familiar girl (for ran) as well.

they shared an eye contact and smirked at each other. the boys quickly got on their motorcycles and followed rindou.

after a while you and your boyfriend arrived at the final destination, your house. rin stared at you while you were getting up, not wanting to let you leave yet. you stood in front of his sitting form and noticed his little pout.

"can we meet again tomorrow?" he asked as you wrapped your arms around his neck. "i'll try to get school homework done in time so we can spend more time together" you smiled and kissed his cheek softly. (there's something about his cheeks man, i think they're really soft)

"what about you? do you have anything important tomorrow?" you questioned and saw how his pout slowly turned into a smile.

"ran won't be home tomorrow. almost the whole day and yknow.. i thought you would come over" he quietly mumbled as his face turned a bit pink-ish. "besides.." rindou's arms wrapped around your waist and his palm was flat on your back. "you've never been in my house and.. we cound have um- some fun- maybe watch movies oor cook food or something"

your smile got wider and wider after every word he said. you enjoyed watching his cheeks turn red while he was trying to form a sentence without stuttering.

"okay rin, that's sounds really nice" you wanted to give him a little peck and leave but he placed his hand on your head, pulling you into more deep and intimate kiss.

rindou loved catching you off guard because right now, he took your breath away very unexpectedly and it was such a mesmerizing sight for him. you pulled out from the kiss, heat rising on your cheeks while breathing deeply.

"see you tomorrow?" he whispered into your ear and you nodded, hugging him for the last time. "yeah see you tomorrow" you smiled at rin and turned around to enter your house.

rindou was about to turn on the motorcycle to leave but he heard footsteps approaching from behind. he got ready to throw a punch but when he turned around he only saw two people he NEVER would've wish to see (in this moment at least).

"oh my~ rin-rin has a girlfriend? i feel so offended that i didn't know this!!" ran exaggerated while placing his hands on his chest.

"and how long have you been hiding this you fucker?" sanzu demanded while pulling up one of his eyebrows (rock face).

"don't. don't start it right now. i don't wanna explain anything to neither of you" rindou, already annoyed of them, turned on his motorcycle and quickly left.

ran deadpanned at his younger brother while sanzu mumbled a quiet 'this bitch'.

[chippedaxe]

yessss for karl?! omg yess please pleas please can you write a dom step sis! reader ruining innocent stepbro! karl!!

like she teases him and he just isn’t experienced at all and she just fucking destroys him, wanking him until the sensitive little bunny is crying and begging to stop from overstimulation

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Title: Silly Boy

Warnings: !TW: STEPCEST!, NSFW (Minors DNI), cursing, corruption ig, blackmail, degrading, teasing, humiliation, penis degrading, small penis, overstimulation

Pronouns: She/her Afab

Synopsis: The reader dominates Karl and knocks him down a peg.

Word count: 2k

Note: If this type of content offends you in any way then please just ignore it, I have tons of other content on my page that isn't stepcest content and you're able to blockout any stepcest content by blocking the 'tw sepcest' or 'stepcest cw' tag <3

- This prolly isn't what u wanted but I thought of this and wanted to write it! also this hasn't been proofread and it hasn't been edited at all!

*Btw Veruca Salt is a spoiled kid that gets everything she wants, from Charlie and the chocolate factory.

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Your eyes glared down at the younger boy, towering over him to show dominance "S-sis, what're you doing?" Karl asked "Trying to scare you, is it working?" you leaned down and kept eye contact with the stammering boy "u-um not really.." he stuttered out "then why're you stuttering over your words? You're obviously intimidated." you placed your hands on your hips.

"Well why're you trying to intimidate me? I'm just trying to read this book!" he groaned "Because someone has to knock you down a peg, you think just because you're younger that you can get everything you want? Well not if I can help it!" you were furious by the boy.

"What're you on about? What've I done to you?" Karl asked worriedly "You've been asking for a whole lot this week, veruca salt!" you threw your arms in the air and started pacing around him and his chair "What? Like what?" Karl was utterly confused "You've been asking for non-stop rides to your friends houses, and you've been leaving your laundry around for mother to do!" you cross your arms.

"You're overreacting!" Karl complained "Oh I'm not done! You've also been taking money from mom's purse!" you called him out "What- how did you know about that??" Karl immediately became tense "Oh you look so stressed dear brother, just relax- don't worry... I'm not gonna tell her-" Karl sighed in relief "Oh thank god" and got cut off by you finishing your sentence "-If you promise to be a good brother and listen to what your stepsister says!" you finished.

"WHAT? No way! I'm telling mom and dad!" He began to stand up but you pushed him back down "Oh no no no, you're gonna tell them what? That you stole the $200 that mom presumed was stolen by a thief? You gonna explain that to her after she already called authorities and had someone sent to jail?" you spat venom at him.

"You're evil!" Karl shouted "Me? Evil? I'm not the thief here" you grinned mischievously "Although I could be- if you don't wanna have to do everything I say then just give me something precious you own" you held your hand out expectantly "What am I supposed to give you? My soul?" Karl questioned "If you can bare to part with it then yes" you gave a mean smile in response to his sarcasm.

"I have literally nothing!" Karl exclaimed "You have your phone" you suggested "Dad would kill me if he found out I'd given it away!" He shouted "he'd kill you if he found out about that money too" you reminded him "I- I could give you... I'll let you date one of my friends!" Karl smiled nervously as he hoped you'd agree "What friends? You're a nerd, no one would want to be friends with you" snickered.

"S-Sapnap! He's strong, he loves animals, he has big muscles!" Karl said "The brute with dark hair? He's cute but not my type" you yawned "U-m.. Quackity?" a bead of sweat dropped down his face "He's super cool, really funny!" Karl was starting to worry as he was already running out of friends to pair you with "No.. My type is nerdy boys that I can dominate, ones that get nervous a lot and stutter over their sentences" you hinted.

"Oh- like Wilbur? I'm not really his friend but I can try something!!" Karl wasn't getting the hint "No, I was thinking more specifically towards someone like you." you finally told him "M-me? But I'm your brother!" Karl was in disbelief "Step-brother. And I don't really like you, I just think that you're pitiful and if you're gonna be selling someone's body to me in exchange to keep your secrets safe than it may as well be yours." you explained.

"But- Well- I've never done that before!" he put his hands up defensively "Well obviously, who would want to touch a greasy nerd like you?" you sighed. "Well- No, that's wrong!" he shook his head "Well I'm not gonna make you, just give me something else then and I'll be on my way" you told him. Karl looked down at his feet for a moment as he mulled over what was happening and what decision he was gonna make.

Karl lifted his head and made eye contact with you "Okay." he replied "Okay what? Okay you're gonna give me something?" you asked "No- I mean- okay I'm gonna give you my body" he mumbled quietly "Gonna need to speak up, can't hear you over the sound of our parents crying over having such a disappointing child" you ridiculed him.

"I'll give you my body, damnit!" he yelled "hey- quiet down, our parents are only just down stairs!" you made him shut up. "Whatever" he leaned back in his chair and slumped down "Karl. You need to give me your full consent, you can't just go 'yea whatever' and expect me to be fine with that!" you furrowed your eyebrows "Why?? What- do you need me to beg you for it?!" he was getting aggravated.

"Actually yes, I do" you decided to torment him a little bit "Big sis, please please please fuck this desperate loser" he put his hands together to make a praying gesture as he mocked you "That's more like it, runt." you grabbed his chin and forced him to face you "We can stop at any time, if you choose not to speak up then that'll be your fault" you made sure he was fully aware that he had a say even though he wasn't in control.

"Thanks. Now- how do we?" Karl was now confused on what you were gonna do, and he was having some type of delusion that he was gonna be the one in charge dominating you. "I think I'm just gonna have some fun by jerking you off, is that okay bunny?" you teased "W-what do you mean you're gonna jerk me off?" Karl asked nervously "I'm gonna stroke your dick, never done that before?" you bullied him.

"N-no, never even thought about it.." his face became red and flushed, you slowly slid onto his lap and straddled his leg "No? You haven't? Are you lying to your big sister? That's not very nice you know, Mom always told me that you shouldn't lie (Unless it's to your dad) " Karl glanced away from you and tried to hide his face "Aw you can tell me the truth, I'm a good listener after all!" you encouraged him "I haven't.." he persisted.

"Well then let me introduce you to the pleasure that is being jerked off, slide your pants down" you instructed "What? Do I have to.." he was clearly embarrassed "No. I guess I could just palm you through your pants" you shrugged. Karl sighed in relief and let out a small breath, tilting his head back in the chair and waiting for you to do what you wanted.

Your hand dipped between his legs, your palm rubbing his growing bulge "H-Hey that feels weird" he told you "So what? You want me to stop?" he shut his mouth, encouraging you to keep palming him. "This would feel a lot better if you let your cock free, instead your trapping it in your tight pants and strangling it.." you frowned "F-fine.." Karl blushed as he slowly pulled his pants down.

You watched in delight as he released his penis "Oh is this what you were worried about?" you stared down at it "O-Oh god-" Karl felt humiliated and went to put it away but you stopped him "It's cute.. I wouldn't expect a nerd's penis to be big anyways" you told him. Karl's little cock twitched at your words, moving slightly on its own "oh. my. god. You LIKE when I'm mean to you! That's why you never argue back! It all makes sense now.." Karl looked down to avert eye contact.

"That's perfect Karl, you love when I'm mean to you- and I love to make fun of you! Win Win!" you felt a small rush of excitement. Your hand wrapped around his cock which forced a choked out moan from him, his hands moving to cover his face "you're acting quite rude Karl. Look at your big sister when she's talking to you!" you ordered.

Karl slowly revealed his face, revealing how much pleasure he was having. "F-Feel's weird, let go!" he ushered you to let go of his penis, even though his body disagreed; his hips bucking up into your hand to help finish him off "Trust your big sister." you said as you continued to pump your hand around his cock. "Fuck! Fuck you!" Karl's whole body shuddered as he was having an orgasm, his penis twitching in your hand.

"Wow Karl, that was rude." you huffed and narrowed your eyes, your hand still lingering on his crotch "A-are you done now?" Karl panted as he was trying to catch his breath "Done? I've barely even started!" you laughed maniacally as you began to slowly stroke him again "Ah- no no no, that's too much!" Karl whined. "You want me to stop?" you asked him "Yes!" he exclaimed so you let go and pulled away "What?" Karl was confused and a bit upset "Hm? What is it?" you asked "You're just.. done?" he looked saddened.

"You told me to stop!" you explained "yeah but.. I didn't really mean it.." Karl's cheeks were dusted red "Well come back here then" you grabbed his hips and forced him back down onto his chair. Karl was already eager and bucking his hips up against you, your hand grabbed him again and started to jerk him off "Ah!- Ah-" Karl tried to keep quiet but couldn't help the escaped noises that came out.

You placed your free hand over his mouth to try and muffle his moans, his voice vibrating against your hand "You can never be quiet! Always have something to say, don't you?" you rolled your eyes at him. Karl clenched his eyes shut and tapped the chair repeatedly with his hand to let you know he was ready to cum again, you let him release his load yet again but you didn't remove your hand.

"A-Again?? I can only take so much.." Karl whimpered and whined "You're feeling this way already? But I've only just started!" You frowned "Well I guess I can give you a break now but there won't be any breaks later on when our parents go out to dinner." you stood up and got off him. "T-Thanks.." Karl huffed "For what?" you asked "Thanks for um- pleasuring me?" you scoffed and walked back to your room, ready to return at night time when you had Karl all to yourself.

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*guys lemme know if u want a part 2 bc I could certainly make one of the reader x karl at night time after their parents have left.

[yengyangyo]

berry | k.s.w

pairings: kim sunwoo x female reader

genre: college au, friends to lovers

summary: you are in denial that you have a crush on your own friend, kim sunwoo until he made you confess your feelings.

word count: 1.9k

note: i wrote this on sunwoo's birthday. its quite late to post it cs i kept on postponing it sksksk but yea this was inspired by sunwoo's berry. enjoy reading! xo

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you had sunwoo on your mind for days that you are lacking of sleep. it doesnt sit quite right for you to have this 'romantic' feelings for your bestfriend. meanwhile, sunwoo is not helping you to clear up your mind at all. he's just always there beside you no matter what.

he'd wait at the bus stop just to go to class together with you in the morning even when you're running late. lunch time together is a must unless one of you had other plans. both of you are just stuck together anywhere you go.

so for once, you thought it'd be a good plan to avoid him today. you woke up early that morning to get to class and you texted sunwoo that you had a discussion with your groupmates. this went on for a few days, you were making excuses everyday but sunwoo believed you.

until he couldnt take it anymore.

you felt your phone vibrating in your pocket and you saw sunwoo on the caller id. you were hesitating to pick it up until you felt someone grabbing your wrist from the back, turning you around.

"found ya!"

sunwoo appeared in front of you with the brightest smile. you couldn't help but to feel happy and welcomed by him that you started smiling unknowingly. you get back to your senses seconds later and avoided his eyes.

sunwoo knew something was wrong when he saw your expression fell. he glanced at your phone that kept ringing. he ended the call and your phone went off too.

"why arent you answering my calls? are you still busy?"

you couldnt stand seeing sunwoo looking all gloomy and upset. you felt bad for ignoring him so you tried making up excuses again.

"oh yea i was about to pick it up. sorry,"

sunwoo pouted and wrapped his arm around your shoulders. he's using his favourite perfume again today, you noticed. that scent happened to be your fav of him too. you felt weak and wanting to crawl into a hole or something.

"im craving chicken today. how about chicken and beer for dinner tonight?"

sunwoo turned his head at you, waiting for an answer. you looked up at him and his face was only inches away from you. you looked away, flustered. he had always been this way but only now you noticed how you felt about him which made it more awkward to be this close to him.

"i dont know, sunwoo. i'll have to check with my groupmates," you said, pretending to check your phone for your nonexistent messages.

"its friday come on. i havent hang out with you for days already," sunwoo whined and that made you laugh.

"alright but i get to choose where to eat,"

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you chose the chicken restaurant near your neighbourhood where you both are regular customers there. the place was crowded with youngsters like the both of you, drunken with beer and chicken.

you were also getting tipsy from drinking. the first 30 minutes of the dinner went normal. asking how each other had been doing with the college life.

sunwoo sighed and rested his chin on his right palm. his eyes falters on you, searching for something. you looked away, feeling a bit burdened and transparent, because sunwoo knew you werent acting yourself these days.

"hey," he called you but you didnt answer and still avoiding the eye contact.

"hey look at me,"

you were startled at the warmth on both of your cheeks. sunwoo was cupping your cheeks to make you look at him straight in the eyes. you didnt know if this warmth was from his hand or from you blushing.

"what's wrong?" he asked. now his hand moved to yours, holding it tight. "you're avoiding me these days. do you think i didnt notice?"

silence fell between you two, just staring at each other. the guilt creeping up inside you and you didn't know where to start.

its the smallest gesture from him that create butterflies in your stomach.

that one time he opened the water bottle for you when he saw you struggling and saying that you're such a baby. his laughter filled the room when you frowned at the remark. you know how much he loves annoying you and in the end he always made you laugh too.

on rainy days, he'd always share the umbrella with you and keeping you close to him so you wouldnt get drenched. sometimes he'd gently rub your arm so you wouldn't get too cold.

sometimes he'd call you names like how boyfriend and girlfriend do, jokingly. though, you somewhat enjoyed it and played along. pretending to cringe but actually was flattered by him.

at this moment, your hand in his, eyes boring into each other, you just want to scream at him how much you love him.

you smiled in defeat and pulled back your hand.

"there were just so many thoughts going on my mind lately, sunwoo. im so sorry,"

he didn't question you any further and he nodded his head.

"whatever it is youre thinking, i just want you to know i'm always here for you,"

you smiled, this time sincerely at him.

"you always are sunwoo. i appreciate that,"

he smirked, "after all, i am the best that you got,"

you rolled your eyes and gave him your disgusted face.

"so are you gonna tell me what's bugging you?"

"i think i like someone. he's just always running round in my mind these days,"

you didnt know where the courage came from to blurt out that out of your mouth. sunwoo who was halfway shoving a piece of chicken in his mouth, stopped. he put it down and looked at you, doubting himself if he heard that right.

"i couldnt stop thinking about him. that pretty much explains that i like him right? or is it just my mind playing games with me?"

you swore you saw his face fell for a second but he went back to the usual sunwoo after that.

"does he know about your feelings?"

you shrugged, "nah. im still trying to find out what i really feel about him. should i tell him?"

sunwoo didnt say anything and chugged down his beer until its empty.

"yea why not," he answered simply. "he must be really lucky to have you,"

you laughed, "i havent done anything yet. there's a possibility that he'd reject me too anyway,"

its funny how you talk about this like its some stranger to sunwoo when you are talking about him. you felt light hearted a bit after letting that out.

"who'd reject you?" sunwoo said while playing with that piece of chicken, not looking at you anymore. "you're pretty and fun,"

you raised an eyebrow, wondering if you heard that right. he was still poking the chicken with his fork, eyes hazy and lips pouting.

"so you're not gonna tell me who is this guy you have a crush on?"

"you'll find out soon,"

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sunwoo offered to walk you home though you kindly told him he didn't have to. he insisted and now you are walking beside him. he was suddenly quiet after the conversation you had with him.

"is that why you're avoiding me? because you have a crush on this guy?"

he asked, hands in his pockets, eyes looking forward. you looked at him, feeling a bit weirded out by his cold tone.

"no... okay maybe? i dont know. i just needed some time to myself,"

sunwoo fell quiet again for the rest of the walk home. when you reached the front gate of your house, you looked back at sunwoo. he looked like he was upset. you walked up to him and pat his side.

"hey thanks for walking me home. i'll tell you everything when i'm ready okay?"

sunwoo didnt say anything and you turned around to get out of that awkward moment.

"no i'll tell you everything right now okay? hear me out,"

you stopped in your tracks and facing him in confusion. he was pacing around, his hands are restless in his pockets.

"before you confess to him i guess i have to make a move on you first," sunwoo said, this time he raised his voice. "this is why people are saying we should always tell what we feel before we regret it and i dont want to regret it but i think im too late,"

you are worried at him. he looked like he was about to break down right in front of you. you wanted to comfort him but you didnt get what he's trying to say.

"sunwoo, i dont understand. what is it?"

sunwoo stopped pacing around and stopped directly in front of you. you swore you saw his eyes tearing up and you wanted to cry too. you thought, the alcohol has made both of you emotional.

"i like you,"

you both felt like the world is weighing down. it was as if the time has stopped for you two. you were staring at each other in disbelief.

"i know you like someone else and i shouldve told you sooner. i kept on putting back my feelings behind," sunwoo halted, gasping for air. "im too late now but i have to tell you this,"

"sunwoo-"

"i dont care who he is. but i want you to know that you deserve of love. you kept on telling yourself you dont deserve anyone. you know how badly i want to tell you that im here? i want to love you," sunwoo was practically shouting at this point. he sighed, "shit im already am in love with you,"

at those words, your tears came streaming down like crazy. you've never seen him cry but tonight he looked beautiful even when he's crying. you lurched forward and wrapped your arms around him. he buried his face in your neck and you felt his warm tears on your skin.

"im sorry. i just wanted to let that out after keeping it for so long. this is the worst timing huh?" he murmured under his breath.

you shook your head and laughed. you let go of the hug first and cupped his face in your hands. teary eyes staring at each other.

"sunwoo its you,"

"what?"

"i love you too,"

you closed the distance between the two of you, kissing him for the first time. that caught him off guard but then smiled in the kiss. it was sloppy but sunwoo is for sure leading you well at this. you both craved for this for a long time already. you were still crying of relief and touched by his confession.

"you should've told me before i start crying like an idiot," sunwoo looked down at you, smiling with his swollen eyes.

you laughed at him and you snuggled more into his embrace not wanting to let go too soon. you realized how much you miss him after those dreading days of ignoring him. he rested his chin on your head while gently patting you.

"im sorry ive been ignoring and denying my feelings for you,"

"its okay. thank god we actually like each other though," you both laughed at the same time and you havent felt this happy and giddy before.

"so i can actually call you my baby now?" sunwoo asked smirking at you playfully, knowing how much you hated it before.

"that's still cringy but sure, babe,"

[lemonpils]

Sandy Situation

Summary: Reki burries Langa in the sand out of boredom, but after he sees Langa being a grump, he decides to take matters into his own hands.

authors note: ahUJFHNUJIEHN TY ALL FOR THE LOVE ON MY KAEBEDO FIC LIKE OMG?? I WASNT EXPECTING ANYONE TO READ IT LOL, ANYHOO ENJOY SOME RENGA BECAUSE I LOVE THESE HOOLIGANS

“Reki, for the last time, can you stop splashing me.”

“Oh cmon! We’re at a beach! And besides, I thought you liked the ocean!”

“I do, but not at every given second.”

The gang had ventured off on a so called ‘vacation’, taking a cruise ship to a another island across sea to give Reki a chance to relax. After his beef with Adam, he was not only physically wounded but also mentally, he needed a little getaway to destress. 

But that also gave him a chance to be quite the annoying little pest.

He had already bugged Miya as much as he could, before the preteen stuffed his mouth full of sand. He couldn't hang with Joe because frankly- no one could find him, he was probably off with some chicks. Reki also made the attempt to talk to Cherry, who was too busy reading to even show the slightest bit of care, and well Shadow- he was already annoyed with Reki for being the so called ‘chaperone’. So Langa was the one stuck with his antics.

“M’booorrreed..Lets play a game or something!”

“If its a game that involves me getting into the water, I’ll pass-. I’m tired Reki.” Langa was laying under the umbrella on a towel, with Reki hovering over him, ideas pouring out of his mouth.

“Can we play tag?”

“No Reki.”

“Hide and seek?”

“No-.. Where would we even hide.”

“Uhh... Volley ball?”

“I said I’m tired.”

“Then- can I bury you in the sand?”

“Wh-.. I mean, I guess thats fine.”

Reki let out a victorious “Woohoo! Yea!” before he began digging out a hole in the sand. The bluenette watched as his friend scooped handfuls of sand creating a Langa-sized pit in the ground. His nails were all stuffed with dirt underneath, his hair was a mess, he was really excited to finally be able to do something with Langa. “Alrighty! Im done, so get over here and sit.” Reki gestured towards the pit, resulting in Langa hopping up off of the towel and walking over.

“Now go ahead and lay down, but remember to sit your head at the top.” 

“Mhm, okay.”

Langa slid into the hole, making sure his head was at the right spot, but then he noticed an issue. “Uhh- Reki.”

“Yea Langa?”

“My feet.”

“What about’em?”

“They dont fit.”

Reki looked down, and there he could see, the hole was too small for his feet to fit in properly. “Oh thats fine, just place them on top! Besides, you dont want the sand worm-things biting them underground right?”

“SAND WORMS?” 

“Annnyways-! Lets get started!”

Langa sighed, watching as the red head took buckets of sand and poured them across his body. The pit slowly filled up, until only his head and feet peeked out from the sand.

“Baha! You look so funny!” Reki slapped the sandy ground, very amused by the Langa head poking out of the sand. “Eh- shut up..! It was your idea!” Langa tried to take his hand out from under the sand to point at him, but took a gulp once he realized he couldn't move an inch.

“Oh come on Langa, lighten up a bit! You’re supposed to be having fun.”

“Yea, well- this isnt fun for meHEe! Reki- no. Dont you dahAhahare! Nohohaha!”

The last thing Langa expected was to be thrown into a fit of giggles, peering down to see Reki using one hand to gently flutter over Langa’s trapped foot. 

“You’re gonna have fun whether you like it or not Langa!”

“Rehehekihi! Thihihis ihihsnt fahahair! I cahahahnt mohohOhOVE!”

The blue haired boy squealed as Reki used another hand to spider up his other sole, both of his feet being succumbed to the torment. “Wow Langa, your feet sure are ticklish, I’m hardly even touching you!” That was true, Reki wasn’t really using that much pressure, just gently gliding his fingertips over his soles, but for some reason- it tickled so bad.

“GheHEhaHh- staHaHaHAHp! RehEhkihihi!”

“Why should I? Look how much fun you’re having!”

“BehEhacAUse ihIHt tihIHICkLehEHs..!”

“Awwww Langa-! Thats the point, now... how about these toes?”

“CohohOmE ohOhn ReHehEki- pLehehea-nohEHaHeHA!”

That poor boys feet were tickled until Langa could only speak in giggles, but Reki’s ‘have fun’ method was working. He could feel himself relaxing, his smile becoming more natural. But the red heads fun wasnt over there, he had another trick coming to his mind as he moved up towards Langa’s head. “Hey Langa, are you having fun yet?” Reki ruffled his hair, staring innocently at the teen.

“Ghehheh.. That was awhawfull...”

“Hm, guess you need some more anti-grump treatment!” 

“Huh-..!? Wait Rekihihihi! Eheheheek! Nohohaha-!”

Langa was once again succumbed to the torture as Reki tickled him, but this time; on his neck. His blunt nails began scritching and scratching around the sides and back of his exposed neck, and all Langa could do was plea.

“Ehehehee! Rehehekihi hehaha! Plehehehahase!” The blue hair boy dissovled into squealy giggles, his neck wasn't that sensitive, but Reki always found a way to make it tickle a lot more. It was some sort of best friend technique he had.

“Are you having funnnn?” Reki teased, his hand still fluttering against his neck.

“Yehehehes! Yehehes nohohow quihiht ihihitehehehe!” His giggles soon faded as Reki’s fingers slowed to a stop. The immature red head sat there admiring his victory, Langas face was beat red, his hair was full of sand and there were wet marks on the corner of his eyes. “Well then, how was that~?” Reki asked, awaiting the only answer his friend could say.

“Nhheheh...Ihit was fuhun..” Langa threw is head back onto the sand, taking the moment to breath.

“Thats what I like to hear! So then, wanna play a game with me?” 

“Fine.. What is it?”

“Let’s see how long you can go without laughing!”

“Wait Reki-”

“Ready...”

“Reki wait-!”

“Set..”

“Reki cmon..!” 

“Go!”

“GhehehaHA-! ReHEhEkIHI!”

[stcveskent]

never letting go ; chris evans

warnings : smut and fluff <3 minors dni

and also its my first smut on tumblr so im scared

pairings: chris evans x reader

requested on wattpad

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it started with a small argument. Ever since he started working with one of this lady, Kiara. he kept on talking about her, and told his mother about her and praised her a lot of times.

You ignored it a few times, but then you noticed how long he'd talk to her on calls, and you had that bit if suspicion that he isn't interested in you after you two got married and he was cheating on you with her.

The ASP programme was a success, for which all of them decided to have a stress reliving get together and obviously, chris agrees and also takes you out with him, as his plus one.

Chris again, started talking to her, and they were really close, so by sitting and looking at them talking, you felt jealous, and you sighed turning to go get a drink, to which he didn't even notice it.

Mark Kassen, one of Chris's friends, and also yours after you've seen him a million times at your place and on many gatherings.

"Hey!" He spoke, and you turned to him, a smile on yoir face as you greeted him.

"Mark! Hey!" You said and he smiled nodding.

"Its been long y/n, damn! Chris is a lucky man." He complimented, making you blush and giggle.

"Thank you, and you look great." You complimented him, and he nods. You and him indulge into a conversation and all of your attention which was on chris a while ago, has turned to him.

Two-three drinks later, Yours and his laughs, were loud, and you both didn't care, you were enjoying his company, because its really been that long since you laughed. Chris was always busy, and he always had time for Kiara, but when it comes to you, he brings some excuses.

"Oh god! Its been so long since i've laughed that bad." You spoke, still laughing.

"I know i am funny, you didn't had to compliment me all the time." He spoke and you rolled your eyes. The only thing you didn't notice that as soon as you started to smile and laugh next to Mark, Chris started to notice.

All his attention which was on Kiara, has turned to you. He noticed how you dressed, it was similar to the times when you dressed for him in the newly married days.

"So you looked upset when i came here? Is everything okay?"

"was that really that evident?"

"People say i am very great at reading people's face and thoughts, so guess for me, yea." He says and you giggle.

"As a friend i'd love to hear you, it makes you feel less heavy."

A sigh left your mouth, and he brought you a drink, and you looked up to him.

"Thank you, so, for the past couple of days, i mean weeks, i-i feel like Chris and I, weren't meant to be, i feel like the love between us is one sided, and he really doesn't love me anymore." You said your head down, and you spoke your thoughts out, it really did make you feel light

"I would be lying if i agreed to you, Y/n, he loves you so much, sometimes when you called him between meetings, he would have a smile on his face, so bright that everyone near him knows, that its your call, and when he hears your voice before any meetings, he really says everyone, that my girl really knows how to make me feel better, trust me Y/n! he loves you." He says, keeping a hand in yours, Chris noticed it and came towards both of you.

"Thank you, this really made me bette—"

"Hey! Mark." Chris says hugging him and then stands next to you

"Y/n?" Chris called

"Yes?" You asked and looked at he looks at you.

"can we leave?" He asks as he slides his hand on your waist, and put his head on your neck.

"See, i told you!" Mark says and you giggled

"It was nice to talk to you, I think we'll leave, he's tired." You said and he nods.

"I had alot of fun talking to you, see you soon!" He said and hugged you, and after your goodbyes, you two walked out, his hand on your waist.

As both of you sat down in his car, you notice how angry he looked, which honestly turned you on. He started to drive, your eyes on your side of the window.

"you won't speak?" you asked

"About what?"

"about why you look mad."

"you should ask that question to yourself."

"Well what did i do? Care to enlighten me?" That, that's where the point you started getting mad.

"y/n, you're pushing your luck!" He warned, parking his car near yours and his house. You both got out of the car, and you walked your way inside as you unlocked it

"i am pushing my luck?!" You asked as you sat down.

"do you want me to remind you what you did?"

"Ofcourse!" You said and rolled your eyes.

"You flirted with him, you flirted with my friend, Mark! Obviously i got mad!"

"funny how i saw you and Kiara flirting like hell, and if i just talked you feel like i flirted, great job christopher."

"Don't pull this on me!" He yelled

"YOu're pulling it on me, and it's not me, who were flirting with a girl, when their wife was next to them!"

"y/n enough!"

"No! What would you do if I didn't stop—" as soon as you said that, his lips smashed over yours, shocked at first, you kissed him back, roughly as he roughly kissed you, full teeths and tongues. Your arms instantly wrap around his neck as you pull him closer.

Small grunts and moans leave yours and his mouth as his hands travels from your face to your sides, he pulls away for a while.

"You need to be taught a lesson!" He said as you looked into his now-dark eyes blown with lust. He picks you up in his arms and puts you on the bed as he looks at you with a smirk. He comes closer and you look at him, your breathe hitches as you him.

he kissed you, with the same energy, and you being a smart ass, riped his shirt off as soon as he kissed you, a small chuckle left his mouth as he saw the eagerness in you, and then his hands on your back as he unzips that pretty dress of yours, leavimg in your bra and underwear.

"Eager are you, baby?"

you nodded, wrong move!

"i'm sorry what was that, talk to me, baby."

"Yes yes i am!" You said desperate for his touch over yours.

He pressed his lips on yours and his fingers hooked on your panties, you moaned as you felt his hands close to your clit, he smirks, and pulls away and throws your panties away. You whinned as the cold air hit your clit, and he just smirks

He groans at the sight of it, wet, just like how he liked.

"You made me angry honey, will you be a good girl for me? will you listen to daddy?" He spoke, his voice was low , raspy and sexy. You whinned.

"you have to talk to me, not whine or else you will be punished!" He groans near your ears, as his hands tease you, by simply running his hands over your thighs.

"Yes daddy i'll be good." You spoke.

"That's my girl!" He says before putting your one leg over his shoulder, and you meet his eyes, which were blown with lust. He pressed kisses on yoir thighs and then licked a strip of your clit, you moaned as you felt his tongue, your hands grabbed his soft locks, to which he groaned

He continues to eat you, and your moans were unstoppable, and he would eat you as long as he wants, you were sure it was a longgg night.

"Chris please!" You begged, and he immediately pulled away.

"what did you say honey?"

"Daddy please!" You corrected yourself and he continues, before you know you're already close and he feels you.

"You wanna cum baby?"

"Yes daddy i want to pleasee!" You begged and h smirks.

"Cum baby." As soon as those words leave his mouth you came undone, with a loud moan, but that still didn't stop him. It felt like he was starved, and got his meal after weeks.

"Who's making you feel this good?" As soon as he asked a question you answered immediately, or else you knew what he could do.

"You, daddy only you!"

"That's good baby, you're a good girl, baby!" He said

Just by eating you out he made you cum endless times , to which you've lost the count of.

He pulls away and kissed you, you could taste yourself. His hands made its way to your bra and unclasps it, throws it away to the pile of clothes on the floor. His fingers found its way to your clit and he starts to pump them. Your eyes roll , and he just gets turned on more by that look of yours.

He starts to press kisses on your neck, to your chest , to your everywhere before connecting them again to your lips. Your legs were shaking, and he knew how close you were by just his fingers.

"you wanna cum again baby?" He asked and you unable to talk by the condition you were in with him.

"give me one more i know you can do it." He pleased and then that was it, you came on his fingers, now you were breathing heavily under him, both of your bodies covered with sweat.

He lines himself, and kisses your neck leaving marks, before slowly whispering into your ears,

"Are you ready for me?"

"Y-yes." Just as you gave him the permission, he pushed himself in you, both of you moaning at the feeling of warmth of each other. Your arms around his neck, as your legs wrapped around his waist, pulling him closer.

he starts to move, your legs shaking heavily, as you arched your back. He started pressing kisses all over your chest.

"God! You're so tight!" He groaned, as you gasped, his one hand tangled with yours on the bed.

"only i can make you feel that good, no one else can!am i right?" He spoke, and yes he was right, no one other than him can make you feel this good. He thrusted into you, your whole body numb.

"yes only you."

"that's right, only i can!." He grunted as he felt how close you were , and he knew he was close too.

"daddy i'm close!"

"I know, baby, don't cum until i do." He says, as you feel how slow he has begun, but he didn't stop.

"You're mine, all mine!" He says and cums, followed by you, yours and his forehead resting againsy eachother as both of you heavily breathed.

"I'm all yours." You spoke between gasps, as he kissed your forehead.

He stoods up to go get a wet towel to clean you up, and then later throws it in the laundry basket. Laying next to you, he pulls you closer and you turn to him, facing him as he kissed you softly again and again.

"Was i rough?" He spoke softly, as he looked into your eyes.

"Nope, you were perfect, for me though I don't know about my legs though." You said and both of you giggled , wrapping your arms around his neck

"i was not flirting babe, he was telling me about how much you loved me." you spoke softly, and he looked at you.

"i'm sorry, for yelling at you."

"I'm not mad at you babe, i was just feeling like there's no love between us, i felt how distant we both have became due to time, I couldn't stop thinking about it, and you know I blamed myself for it.

"i can never stop loving you, never in my life! You're the love of my life, i'm sorry i made you feel that way."

"and jealous too!" You said smirking.

"oh really from who?" He asked , pretty boy was confused.

"maybe if you spend more time with me more than Kiara."

"oh damn, well that's okay i can do that. I'm not letting you go." He says and you smile at him.

"That's like a good boy, and im not letting you either." You said and he kissed you.

"I love you so much." He says and you kiss his nose

"I love you too!" You said as both of you slowly drifted to sleep, it was one of your best nights with him, both of you tangled in bed with white sheets covering you both, your arms around him and his arms around you as he pressed small kisses on your forehead before he falls asleep.

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istg I can't write smut 😤😩

this is my first smut (on tumblr lol ) feedbacks are very much appreciated 💙