#so keep your eyes out friends!!!!

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

[svtskneecaps]

see everyone worried and fretted and panicked and yet quesadilla island looked at pepito and went

[jadewritesficshere]

Painting

Modern!Eddie Munson x Female!Reader

Contains: nudes, mutual masturbation, phone sex

18+ only

Eddie flopped face down onto his mattress with a sigh. After working all day, playing at the Hideout, and then hauling all of the bands' equipment, he was wiped. He wanted nothing more then to smoke and go to sleep. His phone pinged with a notification. A contact under the name "Loser" had messaged him, causing a split second of confusion before a lazy grin spread across his face when he realized it was you (he had forgotten he changed it when high). You had been unable to come see Corroded Coffin play tonight as you had made previous plans.

Loser: How did it go?? Good?? Bad??

Loser: Was that one chick who wants to be a groupie there??

Eddie: went ok. Y u jealous?

Loser: just curious lol

Eddie: sure. Wbu?

Loser: Good! Robin and Nancy came. We had a nice dinner. We did paintings! Robin's looks better then mine. Mine looks like shit 😔 now just taking a bath and relaxing.

Eddie: show me?

Loser: lol no???

Eddie: y not? I'm sure it good

Loser: you sure?

Eddie: yes

Loser: fine

Eddie doubted your painting looked bad. You always tore yourself down, even when you did amazing things. He always wanted to throttle you, but knew he would be a hypocrite if he did. Eddie rolled onto his back and looked at the ceiling. He would convince you one day that you were awesome, but until then he would just have to keep reminding you. His phone dinged with a new message from you. He opened it and saw a picture attached and-

Immediately dropped his phone. His heart picked up speed. His eyes widened and face flushed. Eddie dove for the phone as if it were a life preserver and he was drowning. He couldn't believe his eyes. He licked his lips and stared at his phone.

A picture from your neck down. Bubbles in the bath around you. Water was running down your collarbone towards your tits. Your nipples barely covered by the bubbles. One boob having no bubbles around it at all, but your hand flipping him off blocked him from seeing more. He was greedy. He wanted to see more, and had never imagined you would send him this to begin with. Eddie looked down at the tent that had formed in his boxers.

Loser: ask nicely next time 😤

Eddie groaned and his dick twitched. You had totally misunderstood him, he had wanted to see your painting- of course he was more then glad for this outcome. However, he couldn't quite unsee what you had sent, nor would he want to. Eddie reread your text. Next time means more than just this once. Means maybe he could see more. Means maybe he has a better shot with you then he thought. He already overthought things with you many times, and now his brain had just switched to overdrive.

A million thoughts ran through his head as his hand traveled south. He paused briefly," Oh fuck it." He grabbed his dick over his boxers, causing the outline to be very noticeable. He took a pic before sending it to you. He would have felt bad about not sending a message with it, but he would have sat there for ages trying to think of a response. And he couldn't find it in himself to care as he pressed lightly against his dick.

He dropped his phone on his stomach. All Eddie could think about was you as he pulled his dick out of his boxers. Your soap covered tits. How beautiful they looked.. He licked his hand before slowly grasping his dick and squeezing the base, causing the tip to flush more. The pressure causing him to moan. He slowly stroked up and down his length. He picked up the pace, canting his hips up to meet his hand. Part of him wanted to go slow, but the rest of him wanted to get this over with quick so he could do it again and again and again. His chest heaved and sweat started to form on his brow. A sigh fell from his lips that quickly turned to a moan at the thought of it being your hand wrapped around him. How small your hand would look on his dick. How-

His stomach tensed and he jolted as his phone started vibrating and your ringtone played. The vibrations on his lower stomach felt so good, he was tempted to let it keep playing, but the urge to hear your voice was stronger. With his free hand he grabbed the phone and answered. "H-hello?" Eddie asked, panting into the phone. "Oh fuck, Eddie," your voice higher than normal sounded like music to his ears. Eddie moaned and your response was a whimper. "Fuck babe, see what you do to me?" Eddie's voice felt like sandpaper, he was surprised he could even find words. "Uh-huh." The sound of water splashing caught Eddie's attention," holy shit. Are you touching yourself?" "Wish it were you."

Eddie's mind went fuzzy as he picked up speed. The schlick noise picking up, his mind filtering out everything except your moans. "Sound so good. Wish I was there." Eddie mumbled, feeling his tip leaking generously. He was so close. "Fuuuck Eddie I'm gonna-" your sentence was cut off with a moan and he lost it. His hips bucked without rhythm and cum spurted everywhere. He never understood the phrase of people seeing stars behind their eyes until now, but they were more like fireworks. He had never cum this much in his life, not even when he had first found porn.

He slowly came back down, a euphoric feeling enveloping him. A warmth spread in his chest as it heaved, trying to catch a breath. He looked down and saw his shirt covered with his release. Your chuckle pulled him back to earth. "Uh so that happened...so whatcha gonna do about it Munson?" He hummed," Think i should ask you for a date." "You should."

Eddie had the biggest grin when you finally got off the phone, date planned for Friday night. He looked down at your contact name before changing the s to a v. He was going to find that painting you did and make sure it hung over his bed, so he could remember this night forever.

[only-one-brain-cell]

“None of which we had access to for security.” Oh really? Then how the fuck was JJ able to play Scrabble with her then?????

[myokk]

Thank you so so so much to everyone who sent in their character!😇🙏 these were scribbled up between art demonstrations and constant “profe la nariz la hice mal me ayudas” etc questions😅

I had so much fun drawing these, I hope I did your characters justice!!🥰🙏💓

@masqueradereveler21

@serpensortiamaxima

@eternalremorse

@superconductivebean

@slytherin-paramour

@limonnitsa

[seorikkun]

keeping a close watch on wolfchan!!

for @ggthydrangea / thank you @agibbangs for the help and guidance

[forgetful-river]

Sometimes being in love is like getting your eye gored in a fit of purifying violence, sometimes it's not

[kazoologist]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[bigothteddies]

I talk a lot of fucking crap but I do have a little black book filled with everything I’ve been told about the tumblr doms on here and all the fucked up shit they’ve done. Creators talk to each other. The friendships aren’t just for show. I’m not saying I have “dirt” on anyone or that I’m friends with everyone and have heard everything or that what I’ve been told is even accurate. What I am saying is I have a good fucking reason to be so spiteful towards a lot of doms on this site, both for things they’ve personally done to people I know and for the long and storied cycle of popular doms on here being outted as abusers and groomers after they’ve been found out.

[oatbugs]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Wait, but what is it about wally in the human au that makes him so weird?? Is it just an ableism thing or does he have like strange habits/interests

mmmm it's a bit of both kinda? more so the latter honestly! i mean by social norms & standards he's already a quirky guy, and i think he'd have a plethora of 'odd' mannerisms & habits on top of that. so yes, he's genuinely strange, but it's up to others to view/treat that as a negative or a positive or a neutral yk yk

[teddybeartoji]

BUT WAIT THERES MORE !!!

he finally manages to get up off you and you coo at him, asking if he’s okay but he’s just looking at his cum all on your tummy and panties and he just whimpers a pathetic little ‘m sorry, i got you messy’ before moving down and licking his cum off your stomach and panties before he LITERALLY starts making out with your pussy through the fabric and CRYING and MOANING about how much he loves you and loves your pussy and we know he’s gonna talk to it “she tastes so good, she’s so sweet to me, thank you baby, thank you for letting me take care of her” !!!! I CANT DO THIS MICKEYYY !!!

OK FIRST OF ALL I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT HIM LICKING IT OFF OF YOU WAS LITERALLY IN MY HEAD WHEN I ASNWERED THE LAST ONE AAAAAHHHH LUNAR WE'RE SO FUCKING MEANT TO BEE HOLY SHITT

HIM MAKING OUT WITH IT THROUGH THE PANTIESS I'M CRYINGGG AND NOW FROM MY EYEESSS WHAT THE FCUKK HE'S SOOOOO FUCKING DESPERATE AND NEEDY HE'S THE MOST PERFECT LITTLE TOY EVERR and the way he talks to her🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴my eyes just rolled back inside my head lunar i need him so badly that it hurts I'M IN PAINNNNNN and you know he's getting hard again too but he doesn't touch himself bc he likes the slight pain of just being soooo hardd🥴🥴🥴 it's literally twitching and jumping as he laps at your clothed pussy. his hands knead the soft flesh of your thighs like he's a cat and he's really is just moaning and mewling into you, isnt't he? mmmmmmmmmm he might actually rub you through the panties too bc the idea of making you cum like this is just so fucking delicious.......... he can taste you through the material and his head is getting dizzy. like wdym you taste so fucking good??? he can't get enough of you mmmmm he's so in love btw<33333333333

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Fuck I hate being an adult. I need a more adult adult to help with the volatile emotional situation.

[jaevy]

your room was square

i once noticed from there

in your bed, as you slept

and i held my breath

everything had its own place

and i wondered what space would i take

in the order you kept

[bbqhooligan]

im a different anon talking about kendrick related matters, but i need to tell someone about something that's been really bothering me

so obviously everything that comes out of drakes mouth is bullshit but there's a specific line in family matters that's been really irking me

the one where he's like 'where is your uncle at? cause id like to talk to the man of the house' the implication being he's talking about kendricks trans uncle. and like. wow drake what's so funny about that. what's so funny about the idea of a trans man being more masculine than kendrick. what's the joke in comparing kendrick to a trans man. enlighten me, drake, on the comedy in this line. id love to know.

it's just been really bothering me. it's not outwardly transphobic maybe, but man.

oh he ABSOLUTELY wanted to call him Kendricks "aunt" and THEN say "the man of the house" you can smell it. its basically a "youve failed at manhood so bad this X woman is more masculine than you" joke (the same angle he took w kennys wife) that correctly genders the uncle only in word.

it IS transphobic on paper too btw without even reading into it as its most simplified form is "even your TRANS UNCLE is manlier than you" which is yeah. straight transphobic lol.

im sorry man no way out drake i guess you gotta kill yourself to repent

[astridthevalkyrie]

everything you see ab being the oldest daughter is true btw why am i the family therapist AND punching bag smh

long ass depressing rant in the tags srry i got a wee bit emotional