Throwback to the time I ordered a pizza from a trendy high profile pizza place that said it was a creme fraiche base with smoked salmon and avocado. And I got this… thing.
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New chapter dropped, and I think I might have fucked up?
What to do when your character took over the plot and basically threatens to potentially ruin your entire premises???
Like, I genuinely don't know where to go from now on??? I'm pretty sure I geared my fic towards angst, but how do I do angst when everyone and their mother knows I've been overthrown???
Because somehow, in just one move, I have been usurped from my position as the author and the arbitrare of everything in my own fic.
Guys, I cannot control my own fic anymore. HELP.
I hope you're fucking happy, you rebel.
Yes, you know who you are. You fucking gremlin.
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wish someone would have told me that it would hurt like a bitch if I neglected to wear my retainer because ow
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I have seen a Surinam Toad Give Birth and I Deeply Regret This Knowledge
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I don't know why, but if I burrp after eating my brain just tells me "You've got space now, you can fit those extra cheeseburgers" like no bish, you can't lol
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God please whatever you people do, do NOT look through the old Undertale cringe I posted on this Tumblr account several years ago. I use this account to post art, talk about Fake ASMR & generally anything else I'm interested in nowadays. If I could delete my old Undertale stuff in a reasonable amount of time, I would.
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Hey guess which idiot didn’t realize their job would be busy the day before the 4th and left their availability open for a shift
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Fourze Retold AU : Total betrayal
After betraying the Kamen Rider Club and killing Fourze, Slivers identity as meteor is revealed
Man Fourze episode 31 was a ride of emotions
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i despise uni..why did i do it
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google search: how do I live with the regret
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I ate leftover beer cheese in the fridge and now my whole day and probably week is ruined. Is this what it feels like to fly too close to the hopps sun? To live with regret carved into the very essence of your tongue?
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