#social media is a curse

[harpygee]

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[baited-beth]

I haven’t been on tumblr in aaaaages and instead had moved over to Twitter

I made a New Year’s resolution to spend less time mindlessly scrolling my phone so figured the quickest way to do that was to delete the Twitter app.

Apparently my brain can’t function without the serotonin hit of mindless scrolling and now I’m back on tumblr 🤦🏻‍♀️

[whatamidoingwithmylife-blog]

I deleted tik tok my brain fog has decreased by 50%

[assiraphales]

when i hear “tumblr is shutting down” I’m suddenly living in a hillside village with a little boy yelling through the streets about a wolf every other week. like sorry unless the wolf bites me in the ass it’s not worth worrying about

[luminarai]

things I know will never happen in the show but that I personally think would be very funny

bonus close up of lestat (inspired by yet another måneskin fit)

[swampthingking]

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

[logansargeantsbabymom]

Therapy

Logan Sargeant x Fem!Reader

TW: hurt/comfort & cursing

Logan's been so focused on working out that he hasn't noticed that his phone has been ringing the past minute and a half, not at least until there's a banging on his home gyms door.

Logan's head snaps towards the door at the sudden noise, taking long but cautious strides to see who's there, opening it only to reveal a less than pleased Y/N standing there.

"Hey," Logan says breathless as he wipes sweat from his forehead "You could've called first"

a scoff leaves Y/N's mouth "I just did, you've blowing me off this past week. I need you to talk to me"

Logan's first season in Formula 1 wasn't the best, he was a bit underweight, not following the diet his trainer gave him and he wasn't managing his energy well in the car which would burn him out and either made him DNF or finish last, which was really getting to him.

"I'm working out, Y/N, I'm busy." he pants, going right back into the exercise he briefly put on hold.

"You're gonna make their weight requirement in the next 10 minutes?" Y/N spat, a little harsher then she intended it to come out but she still stood her ground, making Logan stop and stare at her.

"Thanks you for being so supportive of my work" Logan said with sarcasm dripping from his voice.

"Because you've been such a champion of mine?" Y/N scoffed. It's true, Y/N just recently signed a contract with WWE's developmental program NXT and not even a single congratulation from her boyfriend.

Logan turned around, fire burning in his eyes "What's that supposed to mean?"

Y/N looks back with an icy stare "What do you think it means?"

Logan just stares at her dumbfounded which causes Y/N to pinch the bridge of her nose in frustration before she continues, "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about my needs? What needs?"

"Did I say that?" His eyebrows knit in confusion as he stares at her urging her to explain.

"You didn't have to say it, it's implied." She rubs her forehead in anger

Logan whips around in utter confusion "How is it implied?"

"You're the athlete and I'm the girlfriend. That's how you feel right?" That causes Logan's hands to cover his eyes and roughly rub his temples as he senses an argument brewing.

Logan absolutely hated arguing with his girlfriend, but ever since his first season started that's all they ever seemed to do. Logan left the TV on all night? Argument. Logan ate something he shouldn't have? Argument. Y/N left her shower towel on top of Logans beach towel? Argument. Y/N forgot to lock the ferret in the cage and now Logan's keys are missing and he's late to a very important William's meeting (he wasn't making it anyway, he took too long acting like Taylor Swift during the ERAS tour in the shower)? Argument.

"Can we talk about this later, please" Logan tries to change the subject so he can finish his workout

"When Logan? When is later?" Y/N raises her voice an octave higher than she intended.

"Not tonight," Logan said, tears of frustration forming on the brims of his eyes threatening to spill.

His response made Y/N's face contort with anger in a way he's never seen before that he made a mental note of never to make her that mad again because he was scared.

"I have been working out all day. I have up since 4 this morning. I have tried to make their weight requirement for a week, and I am nowhere!" Logan yells, those tears of frustration once threatening to spill have now poured out his eyes with more following in pursuit.

"I've been telling you how unhappy I am for months!" tears have now also started flowing out Y/N's eyes as they argue.

"Everyone's unhappy in Miami! That's what Miami is!" Logan screamed has he throws a 5 pound dumbbell on the floor by the bench

"I don't know how to get through to you anymore. You keep shutting me out! You keep putting up these fences!" Y/N's hands tremble in anger as she throws them up, running her fingers through her hair

"I'm not, I'm not shutting you out" Logan states as he wipes the tears from his face but to no avail as more tears spill from his green eyes

"You're a million miles away all the time" Y/N's voice trembles as she lets the tears free flow.

"Actually, I'm right here." Logan says with the straightest face you can have as a crying arguing mess of a man

"Are you Logan? Actually? Cause I know you" Y/N says as the tears slowly stop falling.

"You're right. I've been distracted, but I promise you, after I make this requirement-" before Logan could finish his statement, he gets cut off

"After the requirement?" Y/N whispers in disbelief

"After the requirement!" Logan confirms in a harsh tone

"Everything is after the requirement!" Y/N screams

"Yeah"

"What if you make the requirement and nothing happens? No William's contract extension? You don't go straight to point positions? You're still a bad driver, You still DNF, You don't get signed with anyone else? What then, Logan? What about me?!" The tears that briefly stopped streaming down her face started back up and flowed faster than this time.

"I can't move with you to Orlando. I can't leave my career behind" Logan ripped off the band-aid, he couldn't put off the real reason he's been avoiding this topic, why he's been avoiding Y/N.

"You think I don't know that?" she trembled.

"What," Logan stops, unsure of what she means and what he wants to say next, a million thought in his mind at what his girlfriend just said to him, but not one of those questions are coming out of his mouth right now "What are you...? What is this? What do you want?" he finally manages to choke out

"I guess I just, I wanted you to tell me not to go" Y/N finally lets out and that's when all the emotion she's been bottling up for months comes out, unable to stop the sobs she chokes out. She's a shaking sobbing mess on the floor and all Logan could do was just stare. He knew she'd been hurting at his cold shoulder treatment but he didn't think it hurt her this bad. He couldn't believe that he was watching her hurt this bad because of him and there was only one question floating in the back of his mind...

why don't I feel bad?

[probablyasocialecologist]

Welcome to the world of Fake Karens, an emerging subgenre of content that is taking the internet by storm. The Karen is a reliable stock character in viral videos, whose smugness, entitlement, and outrage-inducing behavior is likely to garner hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of views. Large accounts like KarenClips, which has more than 393,000 followers on X (formerly Twitter), and Super Krazy Karens on TikTok, take a curatorial approach to such content, posting videos with captions such as “Karen at Starbucks Strikes Again!” and “Karen taking Ls!” In so doing, they capitalize on the current cultural appetite both for righteous outrage and, in some cases, for retribution, with many commenters working diligently to try to identify the Karens in the videos for public shaming purposes. (The fact that they’re big meme accounts that do not credit the source material also accomplishes the goal of obfuscating their origins.) One would assume that, in the real world, there is no shortage of entitled white women with bad haircuts behaving badly in public. Yet seemingly, within the viral ecosystem, the demand for genuine Karen videos outweighs the supply, as there’s increasingly been a number of viral Karen videos that were clearly produced under professional (or, at least, semi-professional) circumstances.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CC: Did someone break your ) (eart again?

CA: no

CA: wwhy

CC: Like, you literally s) (aved your ) (ead, blanked out your soshoal medias and started ) (itting the gym.

CC: Is everyfin okay?

CA: holy shit these are all hilarious reasons

CA: lemme give reasons for all of them

CA: shaved my head cuz i wwatched breakin bad-

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

see liking supernatural is a curse.....because here's a pop horror show exploring generational family trauma and the consequences of social isolation, transience, poverty and the cycles of violence through a fantastical lens. how abuse of power is inherently baked into the foundations of the nuclear family, and how familial abuse is systemic rather than an anomaly. and as vehicles to carry these themes, we have two complex characters providing relatable and messy portraits of what being raised under a cocktail of adverse childhood experiences does to people. yeah sometimes it's poorly written; sometimes it delivers these narratives in incredibly clumsy ways, sometimes it frames them in markedly horrifying ways. but overall it's a rich source for analysis and personal reflection. it's actually an exceptional piece of media in the landscape of 'family horror'.

but watch out! 90% of the fandom is stubbornly determined to either ignore or whitewash any complexity found within the show. anything deemed too unpleasant, unpalatable, or beyond their understanding will be glossed over. if it doesn't fit neatly into their socially conservative worldview, it will be sanitised beyond recognition. they will use fictional characters as proxies to uncritically spout dominant cultural narratives around abuse victims. they will express the very same values systems that exclude and marginalise survivors of familial violence in the real world.

[hacked-wtsdz]

TikTok should explode btw. Just. Poof. One day we wake up and there’s no such app anywhere. No videos reposted anywhere. TikTok? You mean by Kesha? Haha that’s a classic

[onceuponaneverafter]

OUABH/Caraval social media AU headcanons

because i think too much about this and you all wanted to hear about these!! 💗

jacks has two accounts on instagram: one professional ”the official prince of hearts” type of account and one private account.

he rarely posts anything on his private account. when he does, it’s usually semi-blurry pictures where you can’t really tell what’s going on. also, the captions are usually inside jokes that only like two people besides him understand.

apollo followed him originally because they were kind of friends when he was known as lord jacks in the north. apollo never unfollowed him.

tella is tiktok famous. she likes to do little vlogs that usually end up being semi-chaotic.

she also picks up internet slang real fast and leaves everyone (read: scarlett) confused.

scarlett comments something supportive under every single one of tella’s posts. tella returns the favor but with far more exclamation marks and emojis than needed.

evangeline has a pretty, aesthetic account on instagram where she likes to share small beautiful things and moments from her daily life. occasionally, she shares a little story in the captions.

jacks replies to dms VERY inconsistently but he sends evangeline posts that remind him of her.

apollo also has two accounts: a professional one (which is called like @/real_king_apollo or something along those lines lmao) and a personal one. someone else manages the professional account (remember him posing for a portrait? imagine that but it’s a photoshoot for this account), and he probably posts mirror selfies on his private account.

he also lives in evangeline’s comment section. for real.

evangeline ignores him. jacks doesn’t, but he always comes up with the most funny comments ever.

this isn’t even nearly all i’ve got, more of both headcanons and fake social media posts for the characters will be coming in the near future 💗

[ingapotejtoo]

ok so im kinda new here- are you just like. the vault hunters person around here??? are you the center of the vault hunters tumblr?? (huntersblr??? vaultblr???)

im only asking because im trying to figure out who to follow and go through everything for because i have such bad vault hunters brainrot LOL

I'm 100% not the center of the vh tumblr (vhblr? oh brother) LMAOOO - just one of couple peepos that talk about it a lot!

if you want some more vh content in general - marsh (marshmurmurs) <- i blame them for starting many of my brainrots with their art and ideas - mighty (trulymightypotato) - my buddy my bestie!! [this one is ao3 mainly - lol check out Voidal Manifest and Blink of an Eye (the second one is vhsmp centered, silly shenanigans)] - soozu (pomodoko) my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - second (theminecraftbee) always on top with posts about vhsmp (talks a lot about hc:vh too!)

there is a lots more peepos hidden in the tags for sure but these are the main ones that jump into my mind and i interact with :nodders:

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

They were wrong for this

[milkywayes]

i got like 80% of the kudos on my fic in the first three days of the upload and now it’s just crawled to a standstill lol. hopefully not indicative of anything but it’s stressing me out a bit