alastor: (probably drunk because probably would never say this shit sober)
alastor: anyway, congrats again on being married!
husk: ...angel and i got hitched four fucking years ago... you were there... you played us a song...
alastor: yes, well! the next step is to fill this horrible place with your hellion children. should be rather quick and easy. you both have the parts, after all! lucky you! why not go upstairs now and hop to it?
angel: oh my god he wants us to go make a baby literally
husk: no he just wants us to leave the bar so he can steal all the absinthe to go cry and black out in his tower again
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idk guys its just that theyre looking at 3 different cameras and it is making me laugh rly hard rn
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there is so many movies like "when push comes to shove!!! everyone is for themselves!! in life and death situation humans are selfish!!!" and then society of the snow comes like actually when this happened in real life we took care of each other and we wanted others to survive even if we ourselves couldn't
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i say "I like dead poets society" because "I have the annotated script of dead poets society hanging on my bedroom wall" sounds like a lie (it's not)
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Hello, sorry to bother you, I really love your oc and au, so I drew these drawings!
Because I was shadowbanned a while ago, so I’m not sure if you’ve seen these before.
Please let me know if this bothers you! Have a nice day!
Robbie is really cute and cool, he’s giving a vibe like “Chaos? I called it FUN!!!”
And of course, Mob! au, I can imagine that Robbie throw Rubee to speed her up and help her change the direction!
And the besties went to jail together, I love relationship between mob Julie and mob Sally, so cute!
AWEEEE ROBBIEEBBBBB SO MUCH LIL GUY CONTENTTTTT
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Fuck you to the girly pop who made me watch dead poets society. i’ve got enough on my plate already without having to mourn the death of a fictional suicidal twink every 20 minutes.
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Fat.
It’s a word that’s sitting in my stomach with weights tied to its feet. It’s floating down past the food I binged on and then it’s watching the purge; making the toxic cycle complete.
It’s eating up space in my mind, this obsessive outlook about the size of my thighs.
I think I’d be happier, more loveable, and more confident if I was skinnier. I lie to everyone and myself about wanting to lose weight to be healthy when it’s all about the exteriors.
I know it’s not true, just my brain trying to make me want it more, by using a twisted methodology it has always used before. My beautiful brain tries so hard to be helpful but, the whispered insults about my body to spur on change are only making me miserable.
I remind myself that the clawing voices in my mind won’t go away because I’m thinner, and I won’t magically love what’s in the mirror even if I weighed nothing more than a feather.
But, I like the grass.
No, not the bits of green in the salad, but the blades that reside on the other side of the mirror, where I assume the stars all shine clearer and of course my body is the type of unachievable perfection I’ve forever been dreaming of.
body dysmorphia is my best friend - t.k.o.
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i don't know how exactly to put it but i'm not too fond of the headcanon that "tigerstar wouldn't have grown up to be evil if pinestar actually did stay in the clans" (in a scenario where he still doesn't kill him, obviously) because while yeah sure, seeing it as a tragic self-fulfilling prophecy looks fun on the surface, i don't like the implied narrative of simply being in a nuclear family as being a ward against becoming evil, considering how weird warriors is about motherhood and nuclear family units in general (see: that article they put out a while back where they blamed nightheart's deal on sparkpelt being a single parent and suggesting that "if he lived larksong would have convinced her out of being unreasonable and giving her son such a silly name hahaha". ugh). i also think it's a little boring to put all of the blame for tigerstar being a war criminal and tyrant onto pinestar's loosely connected actions specifically when the real working force in-universe is the toxicity of the clan system and the xenophobia and ruthless ambition it drives in.
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