#softe™

[just-barrow]

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[justslightlyconfused]

“I need coin, peace, and quiet”

Geralt, babe, i’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but intentionally driving your horse at 2mph so the personification of unhinged talking chaos can keep up with you doesn’t vibe well with 2/3 of that life aspiration

[canisalbus]

This has nothing to do with anything but I'm in the middle of a houseplant fixation and I'm having a lot of fun. I've always had indoor plants, sometimes more, sometimes less, but it's starting to feel like I might've finally figured out some of the more advanced stuff, like personalized substrate mixes, different pot types, fertilization, growth lights and humidity.

My plants are doing really well now! I've repotted a few, trimmed the ones that took damage during the winter (or got hit by a thrips infestation late last year) and propped the cuttings, and they're putting out roots! I've never tried propagating anything before, it's exciting times. I'm going to plant them soon, maybe later this week.

Every morning and every night I do a little routine plant tour, simultaneously marveling at them and endlessly worrying about whether they're happy and thriving or not. They're making so many big, shiny new leaves right now and it's driving me to the brink of tears.

Very stressful but also tremendously rewarding. Just felt like sharing, since I've been mostly inactive or focused on complaining about health woes lately.

[olessan]

Rook and their coffee gremlin and his gremlin gremlin

[boigyu]

heeyyy!! i love the sunghoon and jake crush story thing (actually obsessed its so cute) and i was wonder if u could do one with jay!! thank u so much!!

"PICTURES I POSTED ON MY IG STORY JUST FOR MY CRUSH TO SEE" TREND W/ JAY

pairing! non-idol!jay x gn!reader

genre! fluff, college au, social media au

warning! incorrect facts abt paris LMAO

notes! THANK YOU ANONN!! you guys seem to rlly like these and I enjoy making them as well ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 so ofc I can make one for jay lovely. when I was trying to find pictures for this post istg I fell in love with jay all over again like he's just such a dream :(( I love him saur much even tho he's not even my bias lmao, ANYWAYSS enjoy nonnie beloved <33

heeseung . jake . sunghoon . sunoo . jungwon . ni-ki

© boigyu 2024. don't plagiarize, steal or translate my work

[goffredos]

Now they are in bed together, lying in Vincent’s preferred way: Thomas’s back up against his chest, legs entangled, Vincent’s hand slung over his wife’s hip so that he may stroke the softness there. It is pleasantly familiar in the way their marriage has become, right down to Thomas’s icy cold feet tucked under Vincent’s; your circulation goes as you get old, Thomas says in mournful tones (really, as if he were headed for a retirement village!) "hand-fed to fullness" by @offwegointothewildblueyonder (part 2 of walk hand in hand with faith)

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[dustykneed]

i wanted to paint water and then shore leave mcspirk happened... not complaining though ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

been working on this on and off for like... a week and a half i think?? would this have gone quicker if i had used any references at all (yes. the answer is always yes)

[turtledotjpeg]

girls who go 🧍

[lifemod17]

Hozier, one of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People of 2025

🎥: New Vision | getty images

Time 100 Gala, New York || 04/24/2025

[the-most-humble-blog]

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🛐 HE-MAN TRIED TO TRICK US: SKELETOR WAS SWOLE AS F☰☰K TOO

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Let’s talk about the biggest muscle-based misinformation campaign of your childhood—right up there with Santa Claus and “milk builds strong bones.”

They told us He-Man was the only alpha.

Sword. Glow-up. Tan. Blond Jesus in a fur Speedo.

But meanwhile, Skeletor was out here yoked beyond belief, cackling through war crimes while casually bench-pressing trauma in a hood held up by pure trap density.

💀 SKELETOR’S SWOLE ANATOMY: FACTS THEY HID FROM YOU

📏 Shoulders for days That man could shoulder-press Castle Grayskull without flinching.

💪 Biceps of Doom His staff had a full-on ram skull on it. That’s not plastic. That’s plate-loaded evil.

🧼 Abs for Eternity You could do your laundry on that torso. Not a single soft edge. Just pure bone-deep hypertrophy.

🟣 THE DOUBLE STANDARD: HE-MAN vs. THE GRIND

He-Man had a magic sword that gave him gains on command. Transformation cheat code activated.

Skeletor? No shortcuts. No enchantments. Just rage-fueled compound lifts and villainous macros.

He stayed cut year-round. No off-season. No excuses. Just delts, drama, and diabolical volume training.

🧠 THE REAL GYM INSPIRATION: SKELETOR

🦴 No skin? No problem. You try deadlifting with exposed jawbone and no rotator cuffs.

🛑 No fans. No pity. No quit. He didn’t need a support circle. He had haters, and that was enough.

🎯 Consistency > Catchphrase He lost every episode but never once skipped leg day.

He-Man had magic. Skeletor had mind-muscle connection and pain tolerance from hell.

📢 THE REAL LESSON HE-MAN HID FROM YOU

"You don’t need a magic sword to be powerful. You just need to lift. Daily. Even while plotting universal domination."

Skeletor was proof:

You don’t have to win to be legendary

You don’t need applause to be aesthetic

You don’t need fans to build delts that make minions cower

And sometimes? Being the bad guy just means you train alone harder.

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👊 STOP SLEEPING ON SKELETOR

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They painted him as a joke. A clown. A screeching skeleton in purple briefs.

But real ones know:

That wasn’t a villain. That was a walking masterclass in perseverance, hypertrophy, and trap worship.

He didn’t flinch. He didn’t shrink. He kept showing up—jacked, angry, fabulous.

That’s not evil. That’s discipline in its rawest, baddest form.

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🔁 Reblog if you respect the traps that ate Skeletor’s hood 🦴 Save this for the next gym bro who forgets the power of villain arc aesthetics 📸 Share it with someone who thought He-Man was the only one with “The Power” 💀 Bookmark if your childhood just got corrected by hypertrophy and humor 🧠 Follow for more childhood myth destruction and psychosexual cartoon analysis

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[borgialucrezia]

what i find so interesting is that after juan's death, it wasn't just cesare's physical features that began to echo his brother's appearance more strikingly than they ever had during juan's lifetime, but certain aspects of juan's personality also began to manifest in cesare as well! after rodrigo shared his long-planned dream of creating a papal bloodline to be passed down to cesare, cesare's perspective shifted, and he became increasingly preoccupied with the perceptions of others, leading him to adopt a more classist mindset. he even felt ashamed of his own mother when she offered him counsel and the opportunity to join him in battle, rejecting her due to her former occupation as a 'whore.' this is just one of the chilling examples of how juan's aftermath continued to impact cesare long after his death throughout the show.

[simbleleven]

Nyon Nervous Character Sheet

Being the unfortunate neighbor to one (1) Alexander Goth means to be involved in shenanigans, that Nyon had no interest in. Their dynamic makes me cackle. Initially, I was thinking of making him older, but being a teen fit him more. Lots of identity struggles, aside from the glaring fact the boy ain't fully human. He really puts up a front, so people won't bother him. That said, it doesn't really work on the Hooligang, he now has inadvertently become a part of. Because of that, of course I had to make him a character sheet too to dump all my brainworms about him.

[boigyu]

Aaaaaaaaaa the insta enhypen smau thingy is soooo good I need a sunoo one so bad 😔 (pls)

"PICTURES I POSTED ON MY IG STORY JUST FOR MY CRUSH TO SEE" TREND W/ SUNOO

pairing! non-idol!sunoo x gn!reader

genre! fluff, crack, social media au, school setting

warning! mint choco

notes! THANK YEWW AND YES I SHALL DO A SUNOO ONE!! lowkey thank you so much anon for giving me motivation to finish sunoo and heeseungs one (its coming I promise) and ofc enjoy anon ml!!

heeseung . jay . jake . sunghoon . jungwon . ni-ki

© boigyu 2024. don't plagiarize, steal or translate my work

[goffredos]

bin vor freude außer mir. will langsam mit dir untergehen. kopflos, sorglos, schwerelos in dir verlieren. deck mich zu mit zärtlichkeiten; nimm mich im Sturm, die nacht ist kurz. friedvoll, liebestoll, überwältigt von dir - schön, dass es dich gibt. (x)

[landinrris]

Via nikhi1 in celebration and farewell of his time at McLaren