#soggy bread

[camoooh]

Show me a broken pathetic rat of a man and I will show him love

[lovelesslittleloser]

To each their own, but in my opinion, eating soggy bread is like wet socks for your mouth

[kickassclefable]

Beware the red eyes

Enter the domian of sin and be transformed

A shawl of green hides all

The dog died

Don't worry about it

🔴

Pasta in tin cans

Under a parasol I sit and watch

As those I love play wondourous games

I cannot join in

Because I don't want to

🔴

Rewrite the ending

Scribble out the beginning

Lost in the middle

I am far from infalliable

[chickenshashlek]

obsessed with how dreams eyes just go all red and watery when the smallest dumbest thing happens hes so pathetic im in love with him

[daylight-boyy]

I present to you: Blob Jon

And also: wibbly wobbly

[overleftdown]

if i can be so real for a minute, the saltburn fandom is not very large and not very old... and yet i have had SO many odd convos. usually about farleigh but sometimes about other stuff. i've been called obnoxious so many times for mentioning everything that comes with farleigh's character but it's in the movie for a reason, man. i'm venting. "what does XYZ have to do with this?" bro idk maybe the fact that it was included in the movie, therefore i'm going to bring it up?

class, privilege, sexism, escapism, etc. are all important parts of this movie. so is race. i've gotten the most heat for talking about race and white privilege which is... not surprising tbh. sometimes i just want to be serious when everyone wants to be silly. if your silliness makes you apathetic to the rhetoric of the film and how some of it should be taken seriously... man. ouch. damaging to the psyche tbh.

a lot of the fandom is rly cool but ackkk i've been on my toes. i've been encountering some irl felix cattons...

[flower-dagger-gay]

Honestly the most relatable thing about Dream is how fast he tears up at any inconvenience

[astrolavas]

Because of you I hate Hunter now. Tomatoes are disgusting and anyone who likes them are my mortal enemy. How could you

NO TOMATO SLANDER IN MY HOUSE !!!!

[sapphicflower-ao3]

bkdk is such a tame ship now i genuinely don’t know why ppl are still such haters. you are all so boringgg

[mylittleredgirl]

man my house is in appalling condition. i got so sick at the beginning of march and it set me back physically pretty good, and i’ve put so much of my useful energy on work that i’ve really just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about things that require. like. movement. it's weird to have Depression House and like Depression Not Going Out when that's not what's happening internally! seems like i'm not going to just wake up one of these mornings with my usual blitz cleaning strategy available to me, so i guess it's just digging in long enough to do one thing at a time...

edit: it's just annoying to be back to making some of the calculations i was making a few months ago and hadn't been!! "okay if i don't shower i can fill the dishwasher" no!!! i had moved on to other calculations!! it's hard not to feel a little responsible because yeah some days when i was feeling a little better i could have gone for a walk or to the store but chilled out instead or stayed up later to do an internet thing or whatever when i didn't need to. ah well. one rung up the ladder at a time...

[venterry]

i didnt get why so many people i know dont like scrambled eggs or think theyre gross when its my favorite and then i started to notice that 90% of the "scrambled eggs" theyre talking about are a weird soggy mess like how can you fuck them up that badly and why does that seem to be the norm

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: Are you tired of your roommate taking your soda?

Dirk: LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO HIDE IT IN YOUR BREAD!

[soggy-frites]

I am super stressed out about everything. But looking at my Shepard helps. Honestly. I’d take on a thresher maw over dealing with family around the holidays.

[gaykeats]

everyone saying bc Wednesday is Wednesday she needs a twisted enemies2lovers relationship and not a “soft” one are just. what part of devotion is soft. Morticia stabs a man to protect Gomez. Gomez goes to jail to protect Morticia! Wednesday is an Addams and the whole entire Addams family thing is their unwavering devotion and protectiveness of their loved ones. Enid finally wolfs out for Wednesday and takes the monster down herself… show me one other love interest on the show capable of matching the Addams’s intensity…

[ymart26]

"Show me the path and grand me passage"

"Goodbye Simon...."

"You were a wonderful experience"

[sapphia]

are u kidding me