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guys.. please request. i’m dehydrated out here..

#ples#i’m spongebob in a desert#it’s so dry out here#my inbox is slowly deteriorating#my requests are open#plesss..#someone..#anybody..#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen fanfiction#gojo satoru x reader#satoru gojo x reader#tojo fushiguro x reader#megumi fushiguro x reader#yuta okkotsu x reader#yuuji itadori x reader#chiaki nanami x reader#ffvii x reader#ff7 x reader#final fantasy 7 x reader#final fantasy vii x reader#final fantasy fanfiction#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ thoughts of odette#ODOTTIE *・῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦ 💘 ✧.*#kiss kiss
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guys is it bad to carve the first letter of an Internet pervs nickname in ur arm (asking for a friend...)
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
#ok to rb#music#ipod#spotify#only apple product ive ever genuinely liked was the ipod#i had an ipod classic i bought off trademe that someone had put a higher capacity harddrive in#think it was like 320GB or something#i loved that thing#mywriting
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
#I was on a video chat today with someone I was going to hire for resume services#and she told me to my face she was going to plug my resume into chat gpt#and she charges $250-500!#anti ai#anti generative ai#imposter syndrome#mental health#tflo
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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
#I was playing around with ellipsus when I saw this#It's so funny#writing#writeblr#writers on tumblr#ellipsus#Ellipsus writing#sillyposting#Someone saw cursive and thought “nah that's too readable.”#Confession now that this is my most popular post ever. I have completely forgotten what fic I was writing when I made this#I'm 90% sure it's a scarian fic#fanfiction#ao3#WHYS THIS MY MOST LIKED POST EVER???#ITS SO STUPID#I SENT IT TO MY GC AND IT GOT LIKE. 3 LAUGH EMOJIS AND THAT WAS IT#AND NOW ITS LIKE.#100K#?????
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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#unforchies if i want anyone else to appreciate it. i have to make it#AGONY can’t i just transmit my brainwaves to someone….#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#hi...
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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
#dils declares#i dont think a fetus is a person but if it is i can kill someone/let them die for less than the threats of pregnancy#dils directs
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#someone posted a similar joke before but the punchline was different so#xx#stolen from instagram#jory.jpg#100k
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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
#yeah you can critique people who eg post crying apology videos#because they could have waited until they'd calmed down#but if someone is in a stressful situation and they cry about it#all that tells you is that they cry in stressful situations#a fact which is completely morally neutral
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#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit#there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings#erik having mod access for some reason#(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors#someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi#erik fully just doxxes them in the comments
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Let’s be shown off by mama
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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"
#id rather listen so someone pretentiously explain the meaning of a canvas painted blue#than the asshole who doesnt see any meaning behind it at all#artists are pretentious but their works have meaning to THEM and it's so important you at least attempt to see what they see
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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted
life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters
#I'm calling it now and heading to sleep#and by shabbos maybe someone will have publiziced a version of התפילה בשלומה של מלכות that accurately describes#the degree to which certain parties can go fuck themselves#politics#donate#willow's greatest hits
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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#call to the void#holy shit someone was told to design it like that. to specifically include those bars#jesus fucking christ
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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