#sona gets pet like a cat

[moth-mart]

'Sorry for the radio silence' it has been two days 🧍‍♂️m

[arolesbianism]

Some stuff I've drawn semi recently

[peteytheparrot]

If you are Petey, then why are you not a parrot? Is this blasphemy? Witchcraft? I must know.

Urm actually I’m not Petey, Petey was my bird that I named my account off of 🤓🤓 /lh

[katzeregi]

There are only two kind of people:

Furries

Furries, who don't want anyone to know

[juicezone]

Hi! I'm TL, and I do agere/petre art requests! You can find my queue and open status on my header! Please read the rules below, thank you! It helps to reblog this to spread it around :D

you must obey the dni of this account. especially please do not request or reblog if you are k!nk, nsfw, generally not safe for kids. you will be blocked.

If reqs are closed, you may DM me and ask me to send you a message/heads up when I re-open then!

please be kind when asking :) these are not commissions, i am not required to do them!

if your request is something i’m not comfortable with doing, i’ll priv answer so you have the option of sending another if you’d like! (this is easiest to do if you're not on anon/you leave an @ of your sideblog! If it's a nameless anon, it's likely to just be deleted, sorry ^^'

please put separate requests in separate asks! IE: if you ask for Character from Fandom A and character from Fandon B, please send two asks! (Unless you want them together which is fine :P)

not a rule but feel free to give suggestions! IE: “Can you draw character with a green paci” or “can you draw character as a fox pet-regressor?” or “can you draw character and character as cg + regressor?” "character in a dip" (just make sure to specify who is who!) Honestly, detail helps a lot with being able to draw and do the req!! (NEW 4/28) I will draw stuff like characters being upset, crying, ect. I'll draw characters in dips but atm i'm not necessarily comfortable drawing accidents themselves (unfortunately, i had a problem with one post i made + deleted being basically immediately snapped up by unsavory blogs ): so)

I’d prefer to not draw your persona/sona/ect! I don’t mind drawing in a “blank/YN” type character, but I no longer would like to draw personas/sonas/ect. Sorry! (NOTE: THIS IS EXEMPT FOR FRIENDS/MUTUALS LET ME DRAW YOUR AGERE OCS/INSERT SO BAD)

Requests may take a while! I work 30-40 hrs a week on top of being a full time student. I might get it done immediately, it might get done in three months or longer. Usually I do them in order, but not always! If you come into my inbox and repeatedly ask abt it (esp if ur rude) i will delete it. and i will block you.

FANDOMS I'LL DO

Bluey, MCYT (characters ONLY. *), Star Trek, Pokemon, FNAF, Warrior Cats, Nintendo, Disney - Honestly, it's best to just ask! As long as the media isn't primarily NSFW in the 18+ way, I probably don't mind!

*Will not do dsmp at this time. May do people related to DSMP (ie philza for ex [i think? i dont know the people of that group]) but i will not do: Wilbur/soot or d/ream.

FANDOMS I WON'T DO

Harry Potter, Hetalia, IRL People (as in the Content Creator - see below for more detail), Attack on Titan, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, Country humans/Country balls/Anything based off the countries, TBA

ABOUT IRL PEOPLE

Will do: MCYT for example! Because my design is based off their MC skin. It's like actors v their characters if that makes sense Won't do: Things like Sanders Side or Marki/plier ego stuff, because it's like. there's nothing there for referencing other than the literal person. idk its hard to explain TLDR: thats just my comfort level sorry ^^''

[fluffytheocelot]

Carmen Week Day 4: VILE-Sona

I drew my fursona, Ryder if they were in the CS universe! Given they’re an anthropomorphic ocelot, I also got to come up with backstory to why they’re an anthropomorphic ocelot lol.

Anyways their codename is The Ocelot, or just Ocelot. (For a while they were just referred to as “Project 0C310T). After they escape they change their name to Ryder.

I’ll uh. Put it under the cut for anyone that wants it lol.

Not too long after Black Sheep escaped, VILE managed to get ahold of an orphaned ocelot kitten.

And ofc bc it’s VILE, instead of idk selling on the black market as an exotic pet, they keep it, and Bellum does some genetic experimenting on it.

(This woman fully believed she could clone a T. rex. With no morals anything can be accomplished lol)

She calls it “Project 0C310T,” and programs them into being a master thief. They didn’t actually ever enroll, but they’re still sent out on missions as an operative: The Ocelot.

Ocelot makes a fantastic thief: they’re flexible, quick, and clever. AND they have natural camouflage and stealth skills built into their DNA.

On one particular mission they run into Carmen, who is absolutely baffled at the person sized talking cat. Player looks through the hard drive and sees some of the files related to Project 0C310T. Next caper Carmen runs into them again, and Carm tries to tell them the truth about VILE and what they did.

Ocelot, up to this point, has no clue why they are the way that they are, and just assumed they were born that way.

So when Carmen points out that Ocelot is a walking science experiment, they abandon the mission to look for answers. When they discover the files labeled “Project 0C310T,” their entire world collapses. Everything they knew for their entire life was a lie, and they had been taken from their home and mutated into…this.

They confront the faculty, and fight their way out, having a lot of the same revelations as Carmen did.

They roam for a while, sticking to the shadows, and eventually run into Carmen and the rest of Team Red. They don’t particularly want to face VILE again, at least not yet, but they don’t have anywhere else to go. Thanks to Team Red, they learn what an actual family feels like.

So yeah. Traumatized anthropomorphic ocelot thief. Lol

[popironrye]

Get That Sona With That ✨ 80s Glam ✨

Finally doodled a full body ref for my Lost Boys/general 80s self insert done. I love all the outfits I drew her in, but I think I'm gonna stick to this one as like a main outfit. X3

Name- Erin Morrison 💫

Orientation- Bisexual 🩷💜💙

Height- 5 foot 1 inch 🦐

Birth Month- July ☀️

Age- 27 🎉

Favorite Color- Purple 🔮

Favorite Boy- Dwayne 🔥

Favorite Pastime- Beach Walking 🌊

Place of Work- Bowling Alley 🎳

Hobbies- Writing ✒️

Pet- A long haired white cat with brown points named Opal 🐾

Bad Habit- Nail biting 💅

Love Language Given- Physical Touch 💘

Love Language Received- Words of Affirmation 💌

[deesblanketfort]

Hi hi! I'm Dee, but you already know that... ★´ˎ˗

This is my age regression blog, made with the intent to interact with the agere community and post original content, such as mood/stimboards, worksheets/activities, my agere art or just my silly kitty rambles! Whatever I feel like posting!

I'm noncom as well, that is, I'm not a part of any particular agere community and I treat my regression as its own unique thing.

Oh, and I have my own tags! blankiefort ★´ˎ˗ for all original content, kitty boardees ★´ˎ˗ for mood and stimboards, kitty rambles ★´ˎ˗ for text based posts, kitty scribbles ★´ˎ˗ for original pictures and kitty reblogs ★´ˎ˗ for reblogs

And of course, I accept requests for both mood/stimboards and DNI banners :3

Anyways, feel free to get comfotable and look around my blanket fort ☆´ˎ˗

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ Back to the basics, my name is Dee but you can call me Deedee, Kitty, or anything cat related, really ;;

˗ˏˋ★´ˎ˗ I go by they/them and gender neutral nouns ;;

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ My big age is 19 and my little age is 4-8ish! ;;

╰➝ I'm currently in college and age regression helps me cope with the sheer stress of being a college student, plus I get to live the ideal childhood I've never had

˗ˏˋ★´ˎ˗ I'm a cat, more specifically a selkirk rex and ragdoll mix! The kitty constantly featured in my blog is my sona ;;

╰➝ I don't really consider myself a pet regressor since my cat identity is closer to a therian experience, but this blog is very petre/animalre friendly nonetheless!

˗ˏˋ★´ˎ˗ My favorite colors are lilac, purple, blue and pale yellow! And I really like space and starry themed things ;;

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ I have a special interest in dinosaurs, specially birds, because birds are dinosaurs!!! I'm very nerdy and love to ramble about them and it really really upsets me when non avian dinosaurs are depicted inaccurately ;;

˗ˏˋ★´ˎ˗ I also love cats! Both small wildcats and domesticated cats, they're all my fuzzy friends ;;

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ My favorite little activities are anything artsy - drawing, paper craft, painting, writing, journaling - baking, and making blanket forts, hence the blog's name! ;;

˗ˏˋ★´ˎ˗ The media I'm most interested in when regressed is: Backyardigans, Bluey, Sonic, Mio Mao, Bee and Puppycat, Pokemon, MLP gen 1, and a couple of others I can't recall at the moment qwq ;;

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ I love playing old flash games because they remind me of my childhood :3 ;;

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ DNI if..

You apply to general DNI criteria: bigots, TERFS and transmeds GET OUT ;;

Anti-agere/anti-petre, and those who sexualize my coping mechanism ;;

anti-therian or anti-furry ;;

Your blog is NSFW in any way: kink, ageplay, cgl, ddlg, abdl and variants. I'm far from being anti-kink but there's a time and place for it ;;

Your blog is centered on discourse, politics or heavy venting ;;

Pro-ed/pro-ana/pro-mia blogs. As someone with an ED who is working on having a better relationship with food: PLEASE SEEK HELP ;;

˗ˏˋ★´ˎ˗ My DMs and asks are open for anyone who doesnt fit the DNI criteria, just be aware I'm an adult and interacting with an adult as a young teenager might be unsafe! ;;

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ I highly encourage reblogging but don't repost my content as your own ;;

˗ˏˋ☆´ˎ˗ I'm not looking for a caregiver or any kind of romantic relationship ;;

˗ˏˋ★´ˎ˗ I'm a college student who struggles with executive dysfunction, therefore I might be unavailable for long periods of time, please be patient qwq ;;

[shebbart]

PROUD PETS YCH

$15 USD (palpay only)

Flag, bandana, both, or neither!

Non-binary and Xenogender friendly!

SFW ONLY

Sponsor a Species

I only have dog and cat bases right now, so if you'd like to sponsor a different species you can!

NO MAP, ZOOPHILE, HATEFUL, OR DANGEROUS FLAGS

NO NSFW, FETISH-MINING, OR "SFW" KINK

DM me your sona ref and flag(s) to get started! REblogs appreciated!

[catifying-your-characters]

Hi it's @spookykittyzzz

This blog is dedicated to catifying your characters! It can be literally any character unless I'm uncomfortable with that character but that's rare.

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Art Requests: Currently closed

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My requests are usually always open but if they aren't it's probably because of these reasons

-I have artblock or a lack of motivation

-School work or other things I get caught up on

-Going through a hard time

-I hav a ton of requests at the moment that I need to get done before more is added on

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Please don't spam me to draw your character as a kitty. Send it once but if I accidentally delete or lose your request I will most likely tell you and ask for what you wanted again (if you not anonymous at least)

If I decline your request I will message you privately and tell you I won't be doing the request but that doesn't happen often. If it does I will tell you the reasoning

I allow you to give me more than one character:

The limit is 5 at max

I will also allow shipping requests bc hehe

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What request do I do:

-Characters (obviously)

- Oc's

-Pets

-Sonas (this includes any kind of sona)

-Objects

-Food

-Icons/Logos

If theirs anything else you want to know feel free to ask me

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I will NOT do NSFW or anything of the sort. I will allow suggestive stuff like lore/design choices but nothing TOO suggestive

I will draw these cats on all fours NOT anthro

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Thats all for now

NOW GIMMIE CHARACTERS TO TURN INTO KITTEHS

[15-lizards]

After your last post about Westeros sonas I am sooooo curious about yours please tell us more give us the goss. I wanna learn more about that Bolton girl she sounds insane (complimentary)

When anyone asks about my ocs/sonas my love for them grows ten times bigger 🫶

1. Cassana Bolton weirdest little freak ever. She is such a sweet and gentle girl but no one ever knows what the fuck she’s talking about. Got Autism On Lock even when she’s not speaking in prophecies and riddles. In my made up Westeros Roose is father of the year to her actually, he’s #1 Girl Dad and she idolizes him bc we love healthy father daughter relations here. Her prophecies come to her randomly and usually come true (catch it Melisandre) even if they are hard to decipher. People come to her from all over asking for their fortunes and fates, and they usually leave confused. One time she met a trader from Pentos and told him his future so he gave her a Little Valyrian as payment so now she just has a lemur on her wherever she goes. Roose brings her along when the war starts, and she gives Robb cryptic advice which he takes seriously bc he respects weird women, and Cat thinks she’s like a strange little pet (affectionate). She has a vision of the red wedding but Roose makes her keep it to herself and she kinda starts to slip a bit after that whoops

2. Magda Baratheon my most beloved. Youngest sister of the Baratheon bros just push the whole “finding Rhaegar a wife in Essos” scenario a few years. Bold and stubborn and classically Baratheon hard headed with a sharp whit and sharper tongue to cover up her Loneliness 💔😔 raised in the Red Keep after Robert took the throne but never really had any sort of parental figures. Robert didn’t care enough to raise her, Stannis was more like a strict and distant uncle who just made sure she was being properly primed for an eventual marriage, and Renly only thought about her occasionally, coming and giving her gifts and some attention before getting bored. Became very sociable to make up for this. Runs the red keep insane with her clique of other noble sons and daughters and all their youthful shenanigans (along with her three giant hounds she named after the conquerors dragons). She drives Cersei up the fucking wall but Tyrion thinks she’s the best. After the events of GOT, she goes to Renly but after he gets murked Stannis comes to take custody of her, eventually selling her north for a marriage alliance. Despises her husband, but he takes the threats beyond the wall seriously, and supplies men and arms, leading them to spend most of their time practically living there. She has to give birth at the fucking wall TWICE and they’re both daughters so her husband doesn’t really gaf. However Snow Patrol become her good friends and are the Fathers Who Stepped Up. Also I have a fucked up idea where something tragic happens and one of her daughters dies and she realizes it’s her husbands fault but he is just like we can have another kid and she goes batshit and stabs him before RIPPING HIS FUCKING THROAT OUT WITH HER TEETH because I just like the image of this lone, feral mother with blood dripping down her face like an animal as she kneels over the corpse of her husband while a bunch of nights watch men surround her in horror

3. Some more in the works in my brain: Benjen’s almost bastard daughter, Gregor’s two young and severely fucked up daughters, Dance era Tarth who’s homoeroticly loyal to Rhaenyra, a couple salt wives for Yara, and Lannister cousin who would’ve been a Maester if she was born a man (trans masc Lan incoming?)

[specksizedgoddess]

I cant help but think about other desktop companion widgets being used to either comfort you or tease you

After a particularly long session of whatever the hell she wanted, your user would download another little critter for you to hang out with, maybe a fluffy cat or some cute furry

Or, if she feels like it, she could get some sort of vicious dragon to chase you around the screen while she pays attention elsewhere, occasionally glancing over to see you get bit and thrown around for her amusement :3

HSHDHAJAJDAQ OH MY GOD I. I REALLY LOVE THIS IDEA HSHDHSHAHADHAA

Watching her smirk as she downloads something- so many options! A little desktop pet thats as big as I am, to cuddle and play with- someone's sona to talk to and be teased by... its cute how easy I am, really- 9/10 times it ends by me being used or dominated by another widget- its kind of cute!

And I um. REALLY like that last part- a fun decoration now a life-threatening monster, chasing me around the screen- its okay, she can see my little tented pixel skirt! The small moans I let out every time it catches up to me~ she knows I love it! And she just loves watching me get ruined~

.... god I'm falling in love with this idea please please please <333333

[catovyen]

[6 May] Happy Birthday to me...!

Just a heads up that I'm not going to be online very much for today in any social medias, but I will try to. I had to work on a group project for college and spend my time with my parents by the end of the day. It'll be a tiring day for sure, but I hope I have fun!

I threw in most of my favorites in the artwork:

Karate Joe - Joel is my main sona at this point—Their outfit is highly inspired by Jesse Pinkman from BrBa.

Bach (the plush Joel is holding) - favorite character from Classicaloid!

Saul Goodman - I love BrBa and BCS! Not sure who is my favorite character among all but I love Jimmy/Saul's development.

Boba - this is a reference to TwoSetViolin, but I don't think anyone will get it since it's just a regular boba lmao- It is inspired by their catchphrase "Practice Potion"

Tetris - I am still addicted to this game since 2020, it's a fun and relaxing game to play alone.

Chess - I still play and practice until now! Sometimes my dad challenges me to it and gave me time pressure.

Raw Meat plush - It's a Raw Meat from Monster Hunter game! It's my childhood game.

Duck and Snowy Owl - they're my favorite animals for now, they're so silly c:

Cat - That's my pet cat, Popo!

Toy Car - Autobot Jazz from Transformers. I rarely talk about him but he's still my favorite character since I was an elementary student (DAMN, THAT LONG)

Thank you for stopping by and I hope you like this artwork! 🙏✨ I'll post this artwork in my twitter as soon as I am available.

[undobutton]

okay okay so.. remember when i wrote this hobie fic and mentioned how i'd introduce my oc who's his friend?

well I lied. Bunny (the friend in question) is a black cat varient (idk why i didn't say that in the post) but anyhow. i do have a spider-sona and i wanna ramble about them and their relationship with their hobie varient as well as their earth and whatever. instead of Bunny bc im hyperfixated on them.

So without further ado... here is Juniper Willow! The Amazing Jumping Spider of Earth-19962! brought to you by myself, the sims 4 ft. many talented cc creators, and naylissah's "black centered picrew"!! someday I'll draw them for y'all, but not here. not now.

Basics~

Name: Juniper Willow

Nicknames: Purr, June, Juni, Period.

pronouns: she/they

Age: 19

Birthday: Jan. 23

Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Sexuality: pan

Favorite season: summer

Favorite color: neon pink & green

Spends time: writing music, roller skating, scheming

Likes: music, helping others, thrifting, Hobie ❤️

Dislikes: Big companies, police officers,

Bad habits: mumbling, accidentally overworking themself.

Good at: roller skating, poetry, chemistry

Job: being the Jumping Spider

Family: Older sister, Tina. Tina's girlfriend, Liz. Niece(Tina's kid), Anna. Twin brother, Benny.

Extra info: Left home with Tina when she was little. doesn't really talk to her parents.

Looks~

Height: 5'7

Skin color: mocha? smth like that

Eye color: used to be brown. Now pink and green.

Hair color: dark brown.

Hair description: stomach length locs, usually tied up in loose twin buns. occasionally down for events.

Body type: hourglass

Main outfit description: (see photos above)

Not so basic info~

Fears: stuffy noses. forests @ night.

Hesitant to tell about: their relationship with their mom.

Would cause a scene over: someone mistreating another person. being lied to.

Pretends not to care about: Tina's approval.

You can find them: in their basement/hide out thingy (I'll make it in the sims soon.)

Wants to come off as: reliable, funny, caring

Comes off as: heroic, childish (on occasion)

Intro. Or extro.: introverted, but likes meeting new people every now and then.

Pets: none (Tina won't let them)

origin story (short version):

Doctor Olivia Canna was working on her experiment for years. The spider had the ability to create strong webs and a substance that could dissolve almost anything! and she lost it.. it had been months and she could only hope that the spider would find its way back to her. or still be close by.

meanwhile, Juniper caught a cold and couldn't sleep with her mouth closed bc of a stuffy nose. so while she was sleeping, the spider crawled into her mouth and took a trip to stomach acid town.

as the weeks go by, Juniper gets new abilities and with the help of their twin brother, Benny, they decide to use their powers for good! Juniper steals from big companies and gives all her findings to homeless shelters and the like. she steals tampons, pads, baby formula, diapers, toothbrushes, toothpaste, deodorant, clothing etc! and sometimes they'll stop a crime or two.

Once Juniper's savings and stealings become more public, Doctor Olivia sends her most reliable 'friend' The prowler to go out and find this Jumping Spider.

annd I'll go into further detail in the chapters I write about Juniper later! I'll have the first one out soon!!

-button 🌺

[juicezone]

agere/petre art requests!

status: OPEN inbox: 8

see below read more for further details!

rules:

you must obey the dni of this account. especially please do not request or reblog if you are k!nk, nsfw, generally not safe for kids. you will be blocked.

i will not do irl people (mcyters don't count bc im not drawing THEM. i'm drawing the characters they play)

please be kind when asking :) these are not commissions, i am not required to do them!

if your request is something i'm not comfortable with doing, i'll priv answer so you have the option of sending another if you'd like! (if you're on anon, i'll try and make a vague ask description

please put separate requests in separate asks! IE: if you ask for Character from Fandom A and character from Fandon B, please send two asks! (Unless you want them together which is fine :P)

not a rule but feel free to give suggestions! IE: "Can you draw character with a green paci" or "can you draw character as a fox pet-regressor?" or "can you draw character and character as cg + regressor?" (just make sure to specify who is who!)

(NEW, 7/18/23) I'd prefer to not draw your persona/sona/ect! I don't mind drawing in a "blank/YN" type character, but I no longer would like to draw personas/sonas/ect. Sorry! (NOTE: THIS IS EXEMPT FOR FRIENDS LET ME DRAW YOUR AGERE OCS SO BAD)

(NEW, 10/21/23) I'll happily draw supplies such as pacis, diaps, blankies, onesies, ect! Just include the info in the ask (Feel free to include design suggestions or diaps to reference from! keep in mind they won't be 100% identical ^^')

(NEW, 12/27/23) Requests may take a while! I work 30-40 hrs a week on top of being a full time student. I might get it done immediately, it might get done in three months or longer. Usually I do them in order, but not always! If you come into my inbox and repeatedly ask abt it (esp if ur rude) i will delete it. and i will block you.

fandoms i'll def do!

-Bluey -MCYT (characters ONLY) -star trek -Pokemon -FNAF -warrior cats -Nintendo -Disney -(Other Child friendly media) -honestly, just ask as long as its NOT on the Won't do list feel free to send in asks of fandoms that aren't on the above list! if i'm not comfortable doing them, if you read the rules you'll know what i'll do ^^

fandoms i def WONT do

-harry potter -irl ppl (as in the content creators not their played characters) -hetalia -Attack on Titan -Media that is primarily NSFW in a 18+ way (Honestly it's hard for me to explain what this counts as, so really just asking is the best way to go about it!)

[cogneato-inc]

IJ Gang+ Fursonas/Favorite Animals

VERY brief thoughts on everyone’s fursonas/favorite animals because I want to post art-

Andre

Would be a ferret for obvious reasons - skinny, mischievous, probably a little stinky ? It’s uncanny

His personal favorite animal is absolutely smthn unconventional tho - a wacky bug or lizard, maybe some kind of bioluminescent sea creature for the rave vibes ?

For sure the type to change his answer every time anyone asks

Brett

Obvious sona choice is a golden retriever because,,, yeah <3 but CONSIDER- a tiger ?? I will not elaborate

I don’t think he could pick just one animal as his favorite if you asked him to -

In my mind he’s like,, a terrible Snow White (/affectionate) ??? He loves and tries to befriend every animal he comes across and is,, not very successful most of the time-

Gigi

Is saying her sona would be a leopard a cop out ? It just fits so well (elegant and dangerous ??) it’s not my fault she also wears the pattern everywhere-

She’s definitely an animal person (if she wasn’t so busy she’d have so many pets </3) but birds are her #1 - brightly colored exotic ones ofc but she also just really likes birdwatching on early mornings

(She absolutely has a separate insta just for archiving all of the pictures she takes-)

Reagan

Begging forgiveness for my basic answer but,, she’s a house cat </3

She’s just got cat vibes !!! It’s the autism I know it (alternatively some kind of fox maybe ? I keep flip flopping-)

She seems like the kind of person to have a really obscure or extinct favorite animal ? Like a really fucked up creature from the Cambrian Period - but she’s also absolutely a cat person

Myc

Honestly I don’t think I’ll make him a sona because he’s already not human-

As for his favorite animal he,,, doesn’t have one ? He isn’t really an animal person, even if he can tolerate them - definitely likes bugs more (and it’s totally NOT because he spent most of his childhood with only them for company, that would be ridiculous)

(He is absolutely the type to chase someone around with little creepy crawlies if he finds out they’re scared of them-)

Glenn

Very torn between his sona being a bull or some kind of big livestock guardian dog - Anatolian Shepherd maybe ? (Of course he’d still be half dolphin)

DOG PERSON no one will ever change my mind-

His family ABSOLUTELY had dogs when he was a kid and he’s still really fond of them even if he can’t keep any

Alpha-Beta

OUGH okay my immediate thought for his sona was a bear which,,, given his history he would HATE-

But it’s perfect ? Big and strong ?? But S OFT ??? I refuse to consider other animals

He insists he doesn’t have a favorite animal but he’s absolutely got a soft spot for orcas (he watched the Seaworld documentary </3)

(THE PRESIDENT IS A SAINT BERNARD I know this in my heart, big goofy dog man, it’s probably even his favorite animal he just seems like a dog person (,,, based entirely on everyone else’s (incredible) headcanons lmao-))

J.R.

Almost went with a mongoose just for the bit- but no this man is OBVIOUSLY a ram. I can’t explain it at all he just is.

And he HATES animals - he can tolerate the ones that don’t come to him looking for attention but beyond that, no absolutely NOT get it away from him

If he had to pick he’d say fish, just because they can be relaxing to watch (please god let this man relax-)