#sorry I've been away so long

[gooseontheinternet]

HEY GUYS SORRY IVE BE- (immediately gets hit by a bus)

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

also hello followers I love y'all, hope everyone is doing okay

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[wachtelspinat]

i can't help but feel like my drawing days are kind of over. not entirely, i'll still be drawing from time to time. and deffo not because i want to. but i'm having this exact same feeling since mid 2022, since i was really struggling with my elective period, i kind of disconnected with art there and never truly found my way back. on top of everything that came after - moving, starting a job and working to be good at it which leaves such little room for other things because i can't handle my life well - there is just so much horrible shit going on. and i'm having a hard time comprehending it.

a part of me also feels very stupid for drawing one thing for almost 4 years now constantly, but another part of me knows "hey, but this makes you happy". it's a constant battle in my head because online spaces are like school grounds, and i don't actually wanna stand in the corner as that one kid that just can't shut up about that one character. but then again all i ever did was drawing fanart so... what does it. who gives a shit. be cringe and be free alright. but it kinda feels so hollow, esp. when you're at it for so long. a lot of mutuals move on. some are not even active anymore anywhere. and i wonder what happened. plus a huge chunk of the tone of the fandom has changed. also with the source material getting butchered so hard (since the release of ow2) it just kills the fun. playing this game used to be fun. playing this game was one thing that helped me getting through the last meters of university. it's like watching the downfall of the simpsons again without making the comparison too set in stone, just... this thing that used to be decent and nice and watching it getting ruined in real time (broken promises about pve, the recent gameplay changes?? the lore was fucked up from the start but they kind of tried, now it's just skins for 20+ dollars) while still having feelings for the characters is shit. anyway...

i recently went through a big folder of stuff i'd drawn at the age of 12-15 and there were so many fucked up but cool monster and cyborgs designs and just silly stupid stuff and all i could think of was that i felt so distanced from it, like i don't even know i think this is normal? because a lot of time has passed and a lot has happened and i knew i've drawn all this but i wasn't able to locate the person who did in my present me now and... it's just so normal that things move constantly forward but i feel like i missed huge chunks and passed a few stops and now i'm kind of lost.

i don't even know what i'm trying to say here anymore. i just feel sad because it feels like sth is slipping out of my grasp or sth has changed tremendously and i don't know how to make damage control.

i keep trying tho, i try to draw once a week at least. it's just like as soon as i take a step back and look at it i don't feel it at all. gonna continue tho, until it makes sense again i hope.

[bananakeiky]

Mommy bird and her girls!

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[aroonescape]

wip of iii

[hedgehog-moss]

I lost one of my chickens :( she was caught and carried away by a fox... I’ve been growing complacent about my chickens’ safety I think because we’ve only had one other attack before, a goshawk that swooped in abruptly (unsuccessfully), but no fox sightings nearby so I’ve been assuming Pandolf was a great deterrent. Which he is, just not foolproof. I’ve talked to some people in town about this and they were pretty philosophical about foxes stealing chickens, like “it’s the tribute we pay to woodland animals, it’s just a few hens here and there.” I don’t begrudge the fox for being a fox, if anything I have a renewed respect for foxes because everyone I talked to proceeded to give me their best / worst fox stories, and most of them involved foxes outsmarting humans (learning people’s habits / timetables, opening latches, faking a limp...) Still I feel terrible for my hen, she was only three. RIP Cordy :( You’ll be remembered fondly... (except by the cats.) I feel bad for the other hen too, who just lost her pal!

When I said that last thing, one of my neighbours jumped on the opportunity to try and convince me again to accept a rooster from him. He had a rooster baby boom last summer and I’ve been telling him for months that I don’t need a rooster, I don’t want to raise chickens I just want eggs, and his new argument was that a rooster would protect my hen (or if it comes to that, would heroically sacrifice himself rather than let the hen be eaten—I’m sceptical...) I asked around for a young hen but there aren’t any to be had in this season, so my remaining one is going to be alone until the spring, and my neighbour said she’d get stressed and male company is better than no company. (I wish I could ask my hen what she wants! Maybe she’s penning A Coop Of One’s Own as we speak.) I said the rooster was more likely to stress her out and harass her and he said nah they’re free ranging all day, it’ll be fine, and he’s young so your adult hen will boss him around. I was like, but then will he be any good at protecting her? etc. etc. and after a while I caved in.

When I told her about this on the phone my mum sighed “you’re terrible at saying no”—excuse me, I said no so many times and the guy just kept ploughing on until he could foist a rooster upon me. I’m good at saying no, other people are terrible at hearing it! I reassured her that I had only agreed to take the rooster for a short probationary period, and if he bothers my hen too much I’ll drive him back to his native farm. My mum was like “Drive him back? look I’m sorry I raised you as a city kid but there’s no need to waste gas on driving a rooster around, I’ll have no qualms about wringing his neck for dinner if he’s more trouble than he’s worth.” The rooster’s fate is not sealed though, if he is anywhere from vaguely useful to not actively problematic I’ll keep him, so we’ll see...!

[ask-enchantingdelights]

SUMMARY OF O.W.L ARC

🌻MOD NOTE BELOW🌱

Hello again everybody, sorry for going MIA again.

So...I left off in the middle of this (SHORT) arc, and because I was gone for so long, I felt like making a summary page was maybe in order. This way, it acts as a nice transition back to my posting, and people who follow here can catch up on what's going on in one quick bite. I myself usually feel overwhelmed when coming back to a blog because of everything I missed or don't remember, so I thought making something like this would help people like me!

While this post summarizes the stuff I deem important to know the gist of whats going on, I encourage people to look back at the posts so you don't miss out on the things in between (or dont, im not ur DAD).

My inbox will be closed for a short while so I can answer REALLY OLD ASKS (IM SORRYYY), but once everything is in order we'll be back in business baby! Things may also look a little different in the future in terms of art, so I hope the contrast isn't too much. Thank you so much for reading this far, I hope to catch up with everything I've missed, and that you enjoyed this little recap episode lmao.

Credits to @askthepaldeanpassenger for script editing and overall assistance <3

[4lph4kidz]

i demand more mediocre yaoi or i'm unfollowing ‼️

i'm being cyberbullied into drawing gay people

[spookygibberish]

Dogstock are typical of what are often deemed the ‘evil’ races in many other fantasy works. They were created by some higher force to be slaves, they are carnivorous by nature, they resemble animals other than human in dentition and build. They growl and bite and walk behind.

The Uhasr (a dogstock culture) are descendants of such slave-infantry that was abandoned when the empire that used them to capture the steppes decided the land wasn’t so profitable after all, and more pressing matters drew their attention elsewhere. Like tools left spent on the ground, the unneeded, excess dogstock were left to survive on their own in Hochkiskuph. The native peoples, of course, did not welcome them any more, or see them any less as oppressors when the hand released the lead. To the Hochkiskuph peoples, the Uhasr are a predatory ghost, an echo that consumes them even in absentia. To the Uhasr, one human is much like another, differing in number and equipment, but never in essence. Uhasr are a species of wild animal with a human face. Humans are prey on two legs. Humans smoke and poison uncovered dens on principle, Uhasr abduct and consume men and women and children all the same.

A common trend I have noticed in media which aims to humanize monsters, is that it often relies on passivity. Humanity is contingent upon kindness. The monster that is A Person only so long as they are a harmless thing at heart, something which can be understood and befriended. Their violence is reluctant, their hearts noble. Grace is a concession to the dominated. Only the toothless beast, declawed and pinioned and caged, is one which has earned its personhood. The ontological enemy supersedes the ontological man.

[thresholdbb]

Can we talk about The Dying Swan moment in Coda? As someone who was once a very serious ballerina, I need to talk about the Dying Swan. Here's your context --

CHAKOTAY: Harry's clarinet solo was okay. I could have done without Tuvok's reading of Vulcan poetry. But the highlight of the evening was definitely Kathryn Janeway portraying the Dying Swan. JANEWAY: I learned that dance when I was six years old. I assure you, it was the hit of the Beginning Ballet class.

Have you seen The Dying Swan? It is dramatic.

Here, take a minute:

First of all, this dance is much too advanced for a six-year-old, even if they’re doing it in demi pointe. (Six-year-olds emphatically should not be in pointe shoes btw.) The dance is almost entirely bourees and arm movements done to very subtle musical cues, not the foundational ballet moves typically taught in Beginning Ballet.

This is a very vulnerable, dramatic dance that is effective because of its subtleties. The performer would need to embody that vulnerability in some way for a convincing performance. It's short, but it's a solo piece -- all eyes on you. I mean, it was choreographed for a prima ballerina, BUT THAT'S NOT MY POINT

Can you imagine our unflappable Captain Janeway willingly getting in front of her crew to do this ballet? I get that it’s thematically relevant to the plot of Coda, but since Janeway is only vulnerable in front of her crew when it means putting herself in harm’s way, it seems like a wild decision. She tends to hold herself apart from her crew, maintaining the professional distance of the captain. Further, when she does any creative pursuit, it is almost always in private, since her sister was the artist in the family and she was the scientist. As a captain, she commands Voyager in a much different way than she would as a dancer with this piece. I'm not saying she never shows vulnerability because she definitely does, but not necessarily in this way. Then when she talks about it with Chakotay, she just casually brushes it off with a laugh like no big deal.

There’s also the question of costume – would she have gone full tutu? Done it in her Starfleet uniform? An impeccable yet flow-y white suit? She does get into costume and command a performance in Bride of Chaotica!, but Coda is still kind of early days for our captain. Arachnia aligns more with what we know about Janeway's character.

Granted, it is Chakotay laying down these complements about her dancing ability and he is clearly biased. To be fair, Neelix does too before they leave in the shuttle. If she did this dance and performed it poorly or amazingly, I feel like the crew would look at her a bit differently afterwards.

Canonically she did The Dying Swan, but I certainly have trouble picturing it happening.

[panic-flavored]

since you’ve been drawing young robotnik lately I had an idea for the merman au: what if he saw/briefly met a merperson as a kid? I imagine no one would’ve believed him at the time (I could also see the other kids bullying him for “making it up”) which caused him to be stubborn abt it for decades and led to his current-day study of them.

It was a rare day where the kids at Ivo's orphanage were awarded a beach day. No one ever bothered to teach Ivo how to swim, however, so he wasn't planning on getting too close to the water until his towel got taken away by the wind. What he saw that day by the water's edge changed him forever, though, instilling in him a life-long interest in marine biology.

Bonus:

(Be warned I will take ANY OPPORTUNITY to insert the 'forgotten first meeting' trope, no exceptions)

[sysig]

Time Loops are they/them culture (Patreon)

Bonus of my little guy in ISaT style:

[benetnvsch]

HI GUYS DO U,, UHHHHH EVER THINK ABT THIS ???!!>??!/11?/??S?

[jakkenpoy]

FUCK i didnt see u responded to me im so sorry <3

ANYWAYS ICEPAULIE HCS

both of them are bisexual menaces in two completely different ways. iceberg likes to poke fun at paulie for how flustered he gets (and then proceed to make him even more flustered)

^^ iceberg finds it fun to put paulie in situations such as "what? oh youd all like to go for a midday swim since its so hot? well of course. paulie and i will join you"

its okay though paulie gets him back with stuff like "hm? oh youd like to request mayor icebergs presence at a 6 hour long paperwork and legality confrence? absolutely sir mr iceberg would love to attend"

they are dating. they are in a loving and committed relationship. they were crushing on each other for YEARS before they actually got together. and yes, paulie is still in denial, still insists that hes straight, and goes bright red whenever someone asks if he and iceberg are dating (he does tell them yes, but it makes him unreasonably flustered)

paulie making constant ice puns just to piss off iceburg

"ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING" while handing his BOYFRIEND a bouquet of flowers

dude you do not understand i have so many

what is a happy relationship without being a nuisance to the other on purpose! i love the thought of paulie agreeing iceburg to draining work functions w/o his consent as payback HAHA i'm sure iceburg will find a way to drag paulie into them too so they can do it together <3 (to add to this i like to think that iceburg would be the only one teasing paulie at first until paulie feels secure enough in the relationship to rib at him too)

i'm not really one for a character denying they like the same sex while dating the same sex, though i can see paulie being like that when he was younger and still figuring out the crush, hehe

if i was paulie and i was dating a man who had a common noun for a name and an easily compoundable one to boot, i too would jump at every opportunity for an ice pun. absolutely scrape the bottom of the barrel for it too

[darkestwolfx]

Sneaking back in... ✔😊

Hello, Wolfie says very guiltily, aware of how long she's been away...

I've not really had time for anything else besides actual work for the last (nearly) four years! Honestly that feels like it has flown by!

I've missed so many people from this fandom in this time, but I've still been reading and keeping my eyes on all your works when I've had signal :)

For those of you who have been interested in my work previously, or those of you who are curious as to how you disappear of the internet for 4 years - well, here we go;

So, when I came back from my sudden trip to Asia during Covid, I was offered to make the start of my trip to work with the Manatees! So of course I upped and went and I stayed for 2 years in America

From there, I thought the Amazon is actually a hop, skip and a jump compared to my home continent and I'd said about going back for so long, so I did! Everyone was so welcoming again and it was amazing to see how everyone had grown and changed since I met them, but it was honestly like coming home and I had some amazing times for another six months.

I've written a paper on biodiversity loss among land and marine animals and several speeches since whilst over in the states and I never thought I would speak at conferences of that size!

I worked with the American Institute of Biological Sciences on some of their research through 2023 and attended their conference which was amazing to interact with so many of their students and funders and give a speech on my work with the manatee.

I came back to the UK for Christmas to see my family and resettle my life here. I've done a lot of travelling now and I'm ready for some quieter times.

So now I am back, working from home mostly for the time being, sticking in the conservation sector and my work with endangered species. Three days a week I educate and two days a week I am writing papers and continuing to add (hopefully) academic work to the ever-growing internet.

But I wanted to let you all know that I'm back and I really want to get back to writing for this amazing fandom with all of you guys!

There are definitely ideas which came to me whilst I've been away which I've had to dutifully note down and stay focused, but I want to write these now and bring them to you when I can!

Thanks for reading,

Wolfie x