#sorry if the id isnt that good!! if i can make any improvements please tell me

[foundfamilyarena]

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[traumasurvivorshelpingsurvivors]

hello it is Aeon again, im not sure if that is the right nickname that i chose last time though..

id need.. support and validation i guess? because this wont leave my head anymore.

TW for mentions of abuse (no details though). also TW for mental health professionals.

so i managed to get into therapy like a month ago and today i told her that i feel guilty and bad for thinking of how my parents treated me as abuse (even though i know it was atleast somehow damaging) because i didnt think they are bad people. she then proceeded to ask me what i meant with "abuse" and made me explain to her that i meant them emotionally abusing me (i sadly dont remember all of the conversation anymore). i feel like she didnt really react to me literally telling her that i feel guilty that my parents abused me and ive had that happen so much that i dont feel understood by things like that and that makes me unsure if i should even continue seeing her (i also just had a psychiatrist not believe me and thinking i was "just depressed" when i was literally not functioning and reliving the worst time of my life).

i know i should probably talk to her about it but i hate confrontations and i feel like i should be able to trust her to pick up on things like that?? shes not a mind-reader, i know, but im so confused about this, isnt she the professional?

(she has also told me that all of my previous professionals cant read minds and that they couldnt pick up on something that i didnt speak my mind about, when i said that i felt like nobody did anything to help me (which is a weird response to me feeling angry about past professionals when i was still in a place of abuse at the time i saw my first psychologist, and couldnt verbalise any of it and also didnt know a lot of things like that i was abused at all* or that i was an undiagnosed suspected neurodivergent kid))

*(just to clarify, me not noticing it was abuse was because it was normalised in my family. it still felt bad but i thought it wasnt that bad and that its just normal to go through)

im sorry if this is a lot of text!! :/

i hope you have a great day!

- Aeon (they/them)

Hi Aeon,

I'm sorry about what you went though.

It's important to feel heard and respected by your therapist. I understand how intimidating it can be to confront your therapist if they say or do something wrong (like being dismissive), but I think it's important to remember that a good therapist will take the criticism seriously and make an active effort to improve.

I'm also not sure if this is your first therapist but sometimes it's a trial and error process of finding the therapist that works for you. I've had four different therapists over the years and just had my terminating session with my current therapist a few days ago, so I'm on the search again. Just know that you deserve to be treated with respect, especially from someone like a therapist, and so if your therapist doesn't respond well to your confrontation, it may be worthwhile to look for other therapists. That being said, there is no obligation to confront her, as you're right that you should be able to trust her to recognize when she goes out of line.

One of a therapist's essential goals is to enter your phenomenological world and leave their biases or agendas at the door, meaning that they try their hardest to understand what you're going through and who you are as a person, and put any opinions or biases aside.

If you feel your therapist doesn't make you feel seen, heard, or appreciated, then that could be something to consider as you continue or terminate your therapeutic relationship.

I hope I could help, and please let us know if you need anything.

-Bun

[littlebabycrybtch]

tbh... we have absolutely FAILED ppl with ea/ting disor.ders so fucking unimaginably bad, especially the visibly underweight ones. and we are still failing them to this day by avoiding valuable education out of discomfort and demonization. its genuinely appalling sometimes, to see just how Dangerously ignorant ppl are about this shit. bros listen 2 me rn. you are not a doctor, and you are Not going cure an ed with your almost laughably ignorant and malicious ‘reverse psychology’ bit where you call someone an ugly skeleton knocking on deaths door whos body needs to be banned from instagram forever, because you’re just ‘so scared theyre gonna die’ or w/e so you can legit pretend they dont exist, holy fucking Shit dude. that shame-and-shun tactic is so unbelievably dangerous. like, if you knew Anything REAL abt these disorders or frankly any mental health issues and cared enough to apply that then you would understand how thats just... pure cruelty. im sorry to be blunt but yeah this isnt a joke, it needs to be said that you are easily going to KILL SOMEONE with that kind of unfiltered uneducated IGNORANCE. it is inexcusably selfish, harmful, and ableist behavior, we have to stop this already.

imo there’s a Lot to be said about the toxicity spiral thats become the pro recovery movement and how much it rejects and speaks over the people its Supposed to support, becoming more about ‘anti symptoms’ than pro anything, but if you are gonna understand Anything new today at least learn this;;; hating yourself at unhealthy is Never ever going to be the key to loving yourself at healthy. being ashamed of yourself FOR being unhealthy, will NOT make you healthier, it’ll make you worse every time. im not tryna be mean but honestly how the actual FUCK do yalls brains work, it is SO wildly damaging to let yourself perpetuate this type of mindset, and then still claim pro recovery or w/e like recovery doesnt have to start at unhealthy??? like itll just happen overnight??? like that’ll help??? like if ppl catch you displaying symptoms of the disorder you LITERALLY HAVE, you arent allowed to talk abt it in any form without intense open negativity towards it and yourself, so ppl know ur definitely totally against it tho and not enabling urself, bc if you dont talk abt ur shame and embarrassment for it that means you arent recovering and need a mob after you??? thats how you think people are gonna get better????

ffs dont try to viciously shame yourself out of bad habits and treat your disorders like taboo, respect and love yourself wholly, the good and the bad, if you want to form better habits!!! ppl NEED to be encouraged to love themselves at unhealthy if they ever want to improve. you are not going to accidentally make them worse by not constantly shaming all their ‘flaws’, they are not MADE of ‘flaws’. by showing support for the mentally ill, you are not fucking supporting their ‘symptoms’, you are a supporting THE FUCKING PERSON EXPERIENCING THEM. and you DESPERATELY NEED TO DO THAT!! there is MORE TO THEM than their symptoms! there are things to COMPLIMENT them on besides their body! its gotten to this point that like. ppl are actually Afraid of just being nice to ppl with eds. they dont even wanna treat them like Humans outside of their disorder, all they see is a disorder. everyone is just SO afraid of ‘enabling’ them by not being vocally against their symptoms that they avoid them like the plague and dont even try to build them up, which is what they fucking need more than anything dude!! 

ppl think refusing to ever let an underweight person feel pretty or love their body where they are at is what they need and will force them to recover, or they think giving them goals like ‘you’ll be so much happier with a bigger body’ and ‘keep going one day you wont look so sick’ is at all different than their own internal dialogue, when the Truth (that people need to fucking know by now!), is that shame with mental health is incredibly dangerous, eds are diverse but theyre most often rooted in starvation as a form of self harm from an unwavering self hatred and feeling of failure or lack of control, one they already have deeply ingrained and will usually feel at Any Size, which is why so many feel unsatisfied and keep going and going till they die. the answer to this problem isnt gonna be inflicting more fucking self hate or pressure. thats gasoline on a fire. you cannot just try and. UNO REVERSE CARD THE ~RULES~ OF THEIR FUCKING MENTAL DISORDER and expect RECOVERY... oh my god dude, please, id laugh out loud if this wasnt so malicious.

listen, if you wanna help, like actually Care about Helping the way you claim the root of your attitude is, you need to make that person feel like they can love themselves, not try to make them ‘realize’ how ‘bad’ they are and how uncomfortable and scared they make you and how Not Allowed their behavior is, bc 1. body dysmorphia is a delusion,,, denial is a common association with addictive/self destructive behaviors,,,, you are going about it wrong if thats the first thing you try to accomplish, and 2. whether you like it or not ‘bad’ is gonna be your first checkpoint! who would be motivated to get better when all you’re doing is giving them an already failing grade and pushing them back??? 

you’re all just... so paralyzed by ignorant fear every time you interact with someone with an ed bc you are so fucking detached from it as a concept, but you wont LEARN how to BEHAVE AROUND THESE PPL! LIKE! and then you claim you act this way ‘because you care'. ok then why do you feel like you dont have to listen or learn??? why dont you see these tactics as needlessly cruel when its explained??? bc oh you cant ‘’’’’trust’’’’ ppl with eds to tell You how to help Them, right??? they’re probably lying, you know better than them ofc. smhhh, every other mental illness community gets to speak for themselves to the ppl without their experiences and therefore the ability to hurt them, sure, but not the sneaky ed people, they created pr.0/a.na/, (the ONLY existing space for encouraging mentally ill ppl in self destructive behaviors, obviously), so they dont know what they need, they have to be Told by Normal people bc their irrational brains are Just Too Broken. (/s)............ like.............?? it is Sooo fuckin prejudiced and disgusting tbh. we gotta do better than this. 

eds are almost completely left out of communities for mental health these days. its seriously so disappointing. if you ACTUALLY ‘care’, then ok you need to swallow your pride and do better, you need to Listen and not let your personal discomforts (genuine triggers excluded!) with their appearance or behaviors get in the way of how humanized and committed your decent treatment of their disorder is. tbr, sometimes you arent just ‘concerned’ about a person, sometimes how you go about your feelings is rooted in your inner urge to validate your own discomforts with them, which means it might end up more about you than about them, which hurts them. i mean for the love of god, these ppl are not ‘irresponsible’ for existing around others with their ~unhealthy bodies~, they are not a walking trigger and cant be treated like one, they arent contagious, they will not benefit mentally from hearing you say you think they should be physically banned from posting selfies or w/e, that isolation WONT prevent eds from ~~~spreading~~~ and will severely harm the person in question, you are not making a heroic decision to try and bully them away to ‘save’ others from ever being around them or save them from being around an “enabling” (supportive recovery/not shameful) community. you are not ‘fixing’ them by making them hate their underweight bodies. you’re LITERALLY just ignorant and prejudiced and ableist, your ideas are actually Very harmful, you are not a savior, you are making it worse, plain and simple. Please just start doing better already, its kind of a life or death situation here

[taurusjaehyun]

kiss me // j.jh

♦️Pairing: jaehyun x fem reader

♦️Other Members/ Characters: 97 line GC (Eunwoo, Jungkook and Mingyu) + Jihyo of Twice (also a 97 liner)

♦️Genre: smut, fluff,, bf Jaehyun, uni au

♦️Warnings: rough sex, nipple play(?), slight cock warming, squirting, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, badly written smut lmao, mentions of RuPaul’s Drag Race bc I’ve been binging on it after Netflix put all the seasons on!!!

♦️Word count: 3,981

♦️Story: Finals are done and you finally have proper time with your boyfriend Jaehyun but he barely pays you any attention. He won’t even give you a kiss you because of a stupid mobile game.

Note: A request by anon for bf!Jaehyun. Also, yeaaah, this isn’t proof read, sorry for the shitty aftercare and the shitty writing in general lol. Tell me what you guys think, please! I’d love feedback so I can improve hehe <3

"Kiss me." You say as you push yourself up closer to your boyfriend’s face, who was currently focused on his phone as he laid next to you in your bed, playing whatever mobile phone game he was addicted to with the guys. It was kind of annoying, really.

 You purse your lips and make kissy sounds, making him chuckle. You roll your eyes at him but he doesn’t notice, because he was too focused on his phone. You couldn’t believe how he’d rather play with his phone and his friends rather than spending time with you, his girlfriend, despite it being a free Sunday for the both of you. Finals were fucking finally over for all of you after the two of you, along with your friends had spent every day studying (more like cramming) to try and ace your tests.

 It was safe to say the two of you hadn’t had sex in a while. Plus, this was your only time alone together after a while as your roommate, Jihyo was on a date with her boyfriend, Eunwoo. Jihyo was a bit anal about you bringing in Jaehyun to your dorm to have sex after she had caught you and Jaehyun fucking a few times (it was more than a few times, honestly). You couldn’t hold it against her because she never had sex with Eunwoo in your dorm. Ever. Or not that you know of.

 You pinch Jaehyun’s side, making him yelp but he barely spares you a glance. You pucker your lips again and make kissy faces at him, trying to annoy him more than anything at this point. Jaehyun tilts his head towards you, eyes still focused on the screen of his phone as he blindly pecks at your face, kissing your nose instead of your lips like you wanted to.

 Feeling annoyed, you grab the phone out of his hands and turn it off. You set his phone on your nightstand, straddle him and cup his cheeks, squishing and pinching it with your hands. His hands automatically make his way to your hips as he looks up with you with a less than pleased expression.

 “I was about to beat Mingyu and Jungkook, you know,” he grunts in annoyance, taking hold of your hands that started to pinch his cheeks painfully. He pulls your hands off his cheeks and intertwines his fingers with yours.

You laugh, “Baby, today’s our free day. You can kill them some other time!” You started to grind your hips against his, testing the waters. You really wanted to take advantage of the time alone you had with the love of your life and do anything and everything you’ve wanted to do for the past few weeks. Also, fucking the built up stress away wasn’t a bad idea.

 Jaehyun watches you, grinding and circling your hips, almost as if he was hypnotized. He bit his lip and gives you a pointed look, “I thought we weren’t allowed to have sex here anymore?”

 You lean back and shrug, “Jihyo isn’t here anyways. What does she know?”

 “Well Jungkook and Mingyu know how important my ranking is in that game to me. And they know I’m here with you.” Jaehyun chuckles, “they’re already probably going off in the group chat that we’re already fucking and you know Eunwoo’s in the chat too.”

 You stop grinding on him, and sighed before blowing a raspberry, “I honestly don’t give a shit. Jihyo knows I’m putting RuPaul’s Drag Race over everything, including you so I could just say I forced you to watch.”

 Jaehyun scoffs and looks at you as if he’s offended, “so you mean to say you finished the season we were watching WITHOUT ME?” He lets go of your hands and holds onto your thighs, squeezing.

 You explode in laughter, knowing well that Jaehyun took offense in it. You both were big fans of the show that you’d do marathons of it together, especially the most recent All Stars season. “Trinity-“

 He puts up a finger to your lips, “ok, spoiler queen. I don’t need to know. I’ll watch it for myself.”

 “No, I’ll tell you right now! Trinity and Monet-“

 Jaehyun puts his hands over his ears, closes his eyes and starts howling, and basically doing every annoying sounds he could produce, just to shut you up.

 You laugh, trying to pull his hands away from his ear, telling him about the finale. Each second he goes on with his act, the more you found it funny so you ended up bellowing in laughter, weak as you fall down on his chest, shoulders shaking.

 Jaehyun sighs as he wraps an arm around you, patting your head gently. “God, you’re annoying.”

 Still in fits of giggles, you sit up again and hover over him, staring at him. Jaehyun was probably one of the most beautiful men you’ve ever seen in your life and you thought you were blessed to have been given a chance to be one of the people he loved in this world. “You love me, though.”

 Jaehyun gives you a goofy smile, “that I do, sweetheart. So fucking much. You have no idea.”

 “Prove it!”

 “How?”

 "Kiss me."

 Jaehyun didn’t have to be told twice. His hands find its way on the back of your head, and he pulls you close while he lifts his head up to meet you halfway and locks his lips with yours.

 You chuckle and proceed to kiss him. Deep and hard, always. His tongue swipes on your lower lip and you grant him access and soon your tongues wrapped around each other. You didn't know how long you were kissing but all you knew was you were already feeling dizzy and breathless but you just wanted to taste him again and again.

 People might call you crazy but every time you saw him, he still gave you the butterflies he made you feel from the first time you saw him. That was how you knew you were already in love with him. You were so into in him that his mere touch sent shivers up your spine and when he makes love to you, you’re afraid you’ll burst into tears because of the overwhelming feelings he gives you.

 You pull away and pull off the large t-shirt that you used as pyjamas. Underneath it, you weren’t wearing anything because you knew you’d be fucking your boyfriend. You shoot him a smile as you cup your breasts for him, earning a whistle from him. You knew he loved your nipples and right now, they looked too appetizing to him, already so hard and begging to be sucked by him.

 He bites his lips at the sight of your naked and pliant body. He knew how conscious you were of your body but he loved how you trusted him too much that you were confident naked in front of him. He was thankful for that because for him it was a way to really say how much you trusted and loved him.

 You grab his hands and rest them over your breasts as you start to circle your hips on him again. He had an obsession with you boobs that he would find a way to suck your nipples most of the time, that when you would sleep over at his dorm (which was better because the athletic department had budget and gave them solo rooms) even before you sleep, he sucks your nipples. It was endearing.

 You were his and he was yours. As soon as he lets go of your nipples, you kiss his neck, making sure to rub you hard nipples against his chest as you pull up his shirt and help him fully take it off. He cups your face as you kiss and you rush to undo his jeans. You plant kisses down his neck, chest and stomach as you go lower, pulling down his jeans.

 His half hard cock pops out as you pull down his underwear and help him get both his jeans and underwear off around his ankles until the both of you were buck naked. You settle between his legs, kissing his thighs, just taking your time but your hands find his cock, the tip leaking with clear liquid.

 You spit on your hands, easing the friction and starting to jerk him off. You use the pad of your thumb to rub the slit of his cock, watching how his cock twitches and gets harder at the action. His dick continues to leak pre-cum, enough for you to spread it around the sensitive mushroom head of his shaft.

 “Fuck, baby. Stop playing and suck it if you’re going to,” he hisses, fisting the sheets beside him.

 “Ok, ok.” You laugh but you continue to play with his sensitive head. You gather your spit in your mouth and drop it slowly on the head of his dick, circling your tongue to the air so the spit goes around and covers the rest of his cock. “I’ll get your dick wet first, you big baby.”

 Jaehyun moans as you start to jack him off, your left teasing the head and the right jerking the rest of his cock. He watches you as you bite your lips in concentration as you jerk him off, using the tricks that are fool proof to make him feel good. Especially that jerk-jerk-twist-jerk movement that had his hips bucking.

 Without a word, you start to suck on his head, slurping on the salty precum, making him hiss in pleasure. You use your now free left hand to fondle on his balls as you keep jerking and sucking him off. When the moisture from your spit around the rest of his length dries, you slowly take him in your mouth, deep throating him.

 You keep your thumb in your fist, trying to keep your gagging down as you used your left hand to hold onto the base of his cock as you take him deeper inside your mouth until your nose was touching his belly, his trimmed pubes prickling you.

 Jaehyun was always amazed how you manage to take in his whole length but then again, you always managed to surprise him and managed to exceed his expectations which was one of the reasons for why he fell in love with you. Out of all the girls around him, you managed to catch his attention and he found himself unable to keep you out of his mind until the two of you got to work together since you were both in student government.

 You lift your head a little and bob your head, keeping his dick down your throat, knowing this would surely cover the whole of his cock with your spit. Jaehyun had always been a loud grunter and moaner so it was no doubt that the room was filled with Jaehyun’s sounds of pleasure and curses as you make him feel good with your mouth. Once you couldn’t hold your breath anymore, you pull away from his cock.

 You take the spit stringing your mouth to the head of his cock with your fingers and jerk him off. Jaehyun looks at you, mouth swollen, eyes lidded and tears forming at your ducts. You lean forward, rubbing the head of his cock against your nipples, making him groan at the sight. You take him in your mouth again, this time, just comfortably sucking him off, just taking in the length you could casually and jerk the rest of his shaft.

 He grabs a hold of your head, pushing your pony tail back and tucking the strands that came apart from the vigorous bobbing of your head on his cock. Jaehyun starts to thrust his hips up so you stop moving, your arms on either sides of his hips on the bed, letting him fuck your face at his own pace. When he thrusts to particularly deep, you end up gagging and you pull away, coughing.

 Jaehyun gasps in worry, immediately sitting up and cups your face. “Sorry, sorry! I didn’t mean to! I’m so sorry, sweetheart.”

 You let out a giggle and peck his lips, “it’s ok, love.”

 "So now, it’s my turn to please my lady." He grins as he kisses you on the cheek before he maneuvers you to the head of the bed and pushes you down until he was hovering over you and in between your legs. He licks the tips of his fingers and rubs at your clit, making you twitch. He reaches down and slips two of his fingers inside you with no warning, making you gasp. “You’re this wet for me, sweetheart? Well shit.” He grins at you, teasing as his he finds a comfortable paces to fuck you with his fingers.

 You close your eyes, reveling in the sensation of his fingers stretching you and rubbing against your spot as you squeeze your breasts. God, he knew just how to make you feel so good, and you couldn’t wait for the main event: his cock but his fingers were doing more than good that you find yourself bucking against his hand as your orgasm comes over you fast, like it was unexpected that you didn’t realize you were cumming until it you started to scream and tremble.

 “That was fast,” Jaehyun teases, pulling his fingers out of you slowly, watching your pussy juice stringing as he separates his fingers. He takes the fingers from inside you and shoves it in his mouth and licks it clean. It as a shame you couldn’t see it as you were still basking in the after effects of your orgasm, eyes pinched close. “I didn’t even touch your clit!” He says, giving you a teasing look. “You must’ve waited for this long, huh?”

 You grin at him, but still trying to calm yourself down by taking deep breaths. “We haven’t had sex since Jihyo made us stop having sex here and finals was a bitch, Jae. I was stressed!” You close your eyes, clutching your chest dramatically.

 Jaehyun laughs at you and kneels in front of you, lifting your hips and pulling you to him. He lifts your hips and settles it on top of his legs. You feel him line his cock to your slit and pushes his head in.

 “Wait! I’m not ready yet!” You whimper, using your legs to push yourself off but his grip on your hips was strong and he had already pushed inside you, the whole of his length inside you. Your eyes roll back as his tip presses against your sweet spot but at the same time, the burn of the stretch makes you hiss in pain. He was never an easy size to begin with.

 “Relax, babe.” He says gently as he takes a hold of your waist but you see how he has his eyes closed and his mouth agape. “You’re fucking tight.”

 Still feeling the stretch, you lift your head and hit his hand on your waist, making him laugh. “You’re an asshole. I’m still sensitive.” You pouted.

 “I know, love. Your pussy’s still throbbing.” He gives you a sweet smile and grabs your legs to wrap them around him. He takes his time, keeping his cock inside you while he takes his time into admiring your serene face and running his hands on your skin. “You ok?” He intertwines your fingers and plants kisses on the back of your hand, watching you remain silent with your eyes closed.

 You eventually give him a sign but don’t answer him, instead, you smile at him as you squeeze your walls around his cock, making him wince. “Your cock is-AH!”

 He starts to move his hips, just grinding do every roll of his hips, his cock hitting your sweet spot. "Ah, shit. You're so fucking tight." He groans as he finally pulls his hips back and drove into me slowly, bottoming out and slamming back in, making you moan at the sweet pressure inside.

 You wrap your legs tighter around him as he moved his hips up, hitting your sweet spot at a different angle as he leans down and sucks at your nipples. Fucking Jaehyun wouldn’t be fucking him if he wasn’t sucking on your nipples while he was fucking into you. You keep his head close to you, as if you were holding a baby’s head sucking on its mother’s nipple. Honestly, with the amount of times he was sucking on your nipples, you wouldn’t be surprised if you started lactating out of the blue.

 He lifts your legs as he starts slow but deep thrusts and puts both of your legs over his shoulders as he leans down, basically folding you in half. He captures your lips while his hips pick up pace. He kisses the sensitive spots on your neck as he builds up a steady pattern of fucking you, making you eyes roll back in pleasure. He licks the skin from you ear to my neck, making you shiver and buck your hips, easily receiving his hard cock.

 He eventually goes into full force and you’re left to nothing but a moaning mess as he drives his hips to yours forcefully and in a pace beyond what you could handle. He was so deep inside you that you could the sweet pressure of his hard cock jabbing your cervix.

 You claw at his back and grabbing onto whatever you could, holding on for dear life as he drives into you relentlessly, with his hands lifting up your hips for easier access. "F-fu...fuck! Ah! Soooo goo-...ood! Ah!!"

 He pulls out and you groan at the loss of his cock inside you.

 "Jaehyun, no," You groan desperately as he smirks at me.

 "Patience, love." He smiles and lies on his back, making me straddle him.

 Needing no words, you straddle him and slip down his length, releasing a sigh of pleasure at the fullness you’re feeling. You lean down and kiss him and he settles his hands on your ass cheeks, massaging and slapping. You pull away, moving your hips slowly, forward and backward, taking him in deep inside. You lean your head back, moaning from the pleasure.

 He leans forward and sucks your left nipple and plays with your nipple with his hands, rolling the hard pebble with his fingers, pulling and squeezing. He groans in pleasure as you tighten your walls around him. He moves to your riģht nipple and sucks, and gives the same treatment as he did with your other nipple.

 Jaehyun then pushes you down towards him and holds you tight as he starts thrusting hard and fast from below you. You squeal at the intense, hard pleasure coming in, giving you no room to breathe.

 "JAEHYUN!!!!" You scream as you push your hips down to meet his thrusts and take him in any deeper, if it was possible. "FucK! AHH!!" You let myself go and my body becomes limbless at the excessive pleasure. You feel the drool escape your lips as you lean your face on the crook of his neck.

 Without effort, he maneuvers you off of him and throws you on the bed then kissing every exposed inch of my skin he could reach. Once he reaches down, he doesn’t hesitate and proceeds to eat you out like a fucking maniac, making you scream and shiver in so much pleasure. There were lots of things Jung Jaehyun did well and one of the top things besides academics, basketball, cooking and fucking, eating you out would be included. And it didn't help that he knew your body like the back of his hand.

 "Jaehyun! I'm cummimg!" You scream and before he could react, you were trembling, already in your second orgasm of the day. He never stopped sucking on your clit and started fingering you again, jus jabbing at your sweet spot while you were on the verge of your orgasm. You wanted to keep away but he had your hips on hold. Pretty soon, you felt it coming again and this time, you ended up squirting.

 He looked pretty proud of himself after you were left a shivering mess. “There we go, good girl!” He smiles, kissing the back of your hand. “I told you I’d make you squirt, right?” The last time you had sex, knowing it’d be while before you could again, the two of you had rented a room and tried every position you wanted to try out and tried finding out your limits. He had made you squirt then and you both were amazed after seeing it once so he had promised you that he would be making you do it again.

 “Jihyo’s gonna be so fucking mad when she gets home…” you trail off, still a bit high from your orgasm. “God, I’m dead. I need to find a new roommate.” You take a deep breathe, “also, I think… I’m gonna pass out.”

 Jaehyun laughed, “at least let me cum before you pass out!”

 “I fucking hate you right now.” You could feel the slight sheen of sweat on your body, besides from the body liquid you just expelled earlier.

 “Excuse me, Ms. Y/N? You were the one that wanted this, remember?”

 You wanted to pass out but you were sure Jaehyun wasn't over yet and besides, you always wanted Jaehyun’s cum inside you. It wasn't done until he came inside you. “Fuck me now, come on.” He immediately enters you and starts working his hips in a pace fast and hard.

 "Fuck! Slow down!" It was too good that you could feel fresh tears drip down your temple. "Wait!!! Jaehyun" You try to push him away to at least slow him down but he holds you tighter and drives into you harder, constantly pressing against your g-spot. It was honestly like his cock was made for your pussy as he’s always hitting the places inside you that made you see stars.

 "Ah, fuck! Your pussy so fucking tight for me!" He exclaims, followed with a plethora of curses as he does a steady pace of strong, deep, fast thrusts. He kisses you and holds tight on your breasts, squeezing them.

 "I'm cumming!" You scream as you quickly cum on his cock which triggers his orgasm as well, but he keeps his shallow thrusts until he's emptied his cum all inside of you, filling you a few weeks worth of cum, filling you to the brim that some spill out even though his cock acted as a plug.

 He stays inside you as the two of you kiss again, lazily this time, so you both could catch your breaths too. "I love you, y/n." He smiles at you, kissing your chin.

 You laugh at his sweetness as you focus on breathing to slow down your fast heartbeat. Was it because of his words or your exhaustion? Or both? But you did know the exhaustion was taking over you. You close your eyes, basking in the warmth of his body against yours. Your ears were blocked and you were still trembling but you weren’t complaining.

 Jaehyun knew you so he wasn’t expecting your reply and he already knows your answer anyways. Pretty soon, you quickly fall asleep, surprising him. But it was understandable because he made you spent so he cleaned up after you, wiping your body and your crotch with a warm towel and dressing you in panties and one of the shirts he’s left intentionally after he had cleaned himself up. It was the least he could do.

 From Jung Jaehyun | 10:30AM

To Cha Eunwoo

So, what are you willing to do for me not to tell y/n I caught you and Jihyo fucking after ur gf made us stop fucking in their dorm? Send me your most expensive skin, Cha and try to beat me!

[toesuckler]

this is a vent, so please either block the tag or scroll by unless you want to yell at me, if so then please stay

sometimes u just gotta realize that what you are going through isnt healthy, ive been so yold that teens are just "like that" but they arent, i dont think i know anyone who is like me. am i alone? no one is like me, so how can they tell me how to get better? please i just want an answer, this is why i used to have a religion, why cant i get an answer? am i not worth an answer? it wouldn't be surprising in the least, honestly i wish i had some proof of why im so messed up because no adult ever belives me, well of the one ive talked to. aren't parent supposed to be kinder than this? i dont have any bruises to show or any dates to name, only my constant saddness and how much i just wish i wasnt ever here. people say they like me but I know they lie, id rather somone tell me o deserrve death than anything positive, i know its never meant for me, it never is, it never has been, my life shouldn't be about me because i dont deserve it, i never have, im so fucking stupid. i love acting dumb and playing it up for a camera that doesn't exist, just fucking lieing constant, i lie so much i know im lying, its not a question, i dont know why i lie anymore, i want to be interesting but if i am (which i doubt) i will never even hear it. maybe i want somone to say "sorry", i want to know that im real again. do i deserrve it. this isnt even a fucking joke, its not self deprcating, its just true. john likes to say it's a lie but its not, i dont think we lik to lie. now its 3 am and im sitting on my bed typing on my phone, i want to write something, anything. just bring me back, i want to be back. i dont want to be some lie in our own head, i want to not be a joke. . ive improved, so why am i still acting like I haven't?? why am i still crying?? was my lie not the focus????? please please i want answers ill beg and pray whatever the fuck you need , use me, scream at me, somthin to shownme that i still exist, i dont want some stupid "you exist" or some reality checks, i want to feel that im still alive, i want to be hit and yelled at ans used anyway anyone wants, pull my hair scream at me hurt me please. it doesnt feel good and thats how i know im nit on drugs or dead, ive never done drugs, I hope i never do, im si afraid of being somone thats not me but i love lying so much. i cant escape it, i will never reveal myblies, just leave them to rot , ill kick our friendship to the dirt, i dint want to be a liar, ill leave that person behind with you.

can they just hate me already? im a lost cause, same child ive always been, just no more tears to cry out. kick me , throw me down, pull my hai, yell at me, anything, absolute anything, literally anything. end me if you want, it would make me feel healthy again

i wont end myself, i deserve the pain of living still, if i crave pain so bad ill fucking get it. please yell and scream at me and hurt me or somthing if you have gotten this far, send me an ask or somthin just telling me i deserrve to die ans i should drink bleach or somthin

[lizzodorito]

quick vent

because i legit have no where else to put this sort of feeling and just.. writing it in a book or a doc just... isnt as cathartic. Hope this just fades into the void, please dont bother reading it.

Hey. screw proper grammar and spelling I just need to get thihis out.

my name is liz and hoenstly fuck this website because last time i actively used it for something other than mandolorian memes or sims mods/cc my ex boyfriend was fucking stalking me on it and catfishing me and comfort me by sending me those ask lists and i... i dunno if im over that. Fuck you Sven.

not the point, just wha t I have to think about every single damned time I find myself here no matter what.

I am so lonely. I dont have many friends at all and the ones I do are out to use me or not Get Into It with me, thouhg fair because im a shit load of a lot to deal with i guess. other friends i have are pretty backstabbing and they refuse to properly grow up and LIVE and THINK FOR OTHERS AND ALSO THINK FOR THEMSELVES WITHOUT IT HAVING TO BE DEFINED BY HOW PROUDLY TERRIBLE THEIR MENTAL HEALTH IS FUCK

And then i get shit for it

love being used guys hell yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah  no i dont i hate it so much literally when was the last time anyone loved me right outside of my family and even so its not like my parents treat me well. mother you may have improved drastically,  but similar to my self esteem, its still very much BELOW PAR and i hate having to witness both.

I am so lonely.

I go so long without saying any word sometimes, its a wonder i stil breath, although sometimes when i was young id forget to.

why is it that i get more depressed when i come back to the family home

does anyone else understand being family oriented to a family that really for the majority doesn’t treat you the same?

The voice in my head wont stop. it wont stop telling me all  the ways i have potentially fucked my budding friendships with my new friends isha and matt 

how am i a person who shares so little yet so much

BUT MY LORD THANK YOU these are people who... who are considerate and are processing what i am saying and are thinking of me

but how fucked up am i

and will that push them away

im often distasteful but all the same complex and layered and so useful and so interesting

and that’s why often enough it seems people dont put in the effort, or frankly, dont give a shit about me once i requrie effort, though their “care” for me beofre then was only for their own benefit.

im exhausted 

One of my best internet friends was raped and i was the one who revealed that to her and she just didnt realize it yet and i havent been able to fall asleep without thinking about it

i have needed to cry for over a week now and i haVent gotten to still i am so sad i am SO SAD

I am so charming yet cannot help being alone no matter how enjoyable i am for others to have around

Matt

He makes me question if im asexual

But I am only a human

porbably deifntieyl still asexual

but too much all the same 

Im just lonely and touch starved probably (more than usual to be clear) and want to be hugged and loved and he’s so smart and we talk for hoours and comfortably, for me, occupy eachothers’ space we talk for 

hours.

this is becoming poetry.

I feel like i am beginning to sound like a hobo johnson broken record

stop being poetic fuck off liz

he;s so 

I havent been hopeful like this in people for a long time

we went to a museum to support isha (she had to do a project that invovled socializing so ya know the inrovert crew (though i dont know fi matt considers himself one)) and we just were togeter (in rather close proximinity) just speaking in accents, partly hoping to excite the strangers crowding everywhere about “foriegners” being here at the exhibit... but i think it was mostly just for us. for our fun 

because voices is what we like to do

i love voice acitng 

he committed to it, i fell out of it more times than he did and he gets more specific with accents than i do

he likes what i do

he loves the characters and my many talents

he loves my writing

he wants me to join his dnd campaign over the summer with his friends

is it for me?

does he want... me

or just my character maggie that everyone loves

he wants me to join the campign he’s in npw with his friends, as he’s a player character and not a dm as he would be over the summer

he doesn’t quite get how lonely i am

i worry i made him and isha uncomfortable last night... i joked about actually being loved properly

he immediately looked at me strange, me not realizing the joke was taken as truth

“Liz, is there something you need to talk about?”

“Oh! Oh, well, um...” hi i come from an abusive family and you both dont realize how much it meant to me that you wanted me to come and are consitently telling me and thanking me for coming because... you’re telling me im good company and its been so long since i have had real friends or gone out with friends and ACTUALLY FULLY AND COMPLTELY HAD A GOOD TIME OH MY GOSH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW I AM SO SHY ABOUT ALL OF THIS BECAUSE HOLY FUCK I CANT EVEN ASK HOW I BECAME SUCH A BASKET CASE BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW I ALRWADY KNOW I ALREADY KOW I ALRADY KNOW AND I HAVENT’ GOTTEN TO REALLY TELL ANYONE IN SO LONG WITHOUT THEM LEAVING ME 

its been so long since ive been understood by a peer

(hi my name is liz and i am weepign right now)

“No, not yet at least.”

*isha laughs and it joined by matt soon. I’m smiling comfortably. I genuinely have a soft, contented hope i might get to tell them at least some of it one day.*

“not yet at least! sorry matt you have to be at least a level 4 friend to learn the tragic backstory”

thank you isha for lightening the mood

thank you for making the joke so many people who gave less than a fuck about me got offeneded at and confused when i made it so often years ago.

my comment was laughed off, we continued to watch the critical role espidoe i had missed

soon it was just matt and i. isha was to bed.

just him and i, and i, like id been all night (concious but making the decision to pipe down and trust the people around me), was all curled up, very relaxed and off my posture, sinking into the couch. MAtt was always upright ish. sometimes hed sink a bit or rest his hips on their side curl a little rest his head, but not as intesely as i did

sometimes he’d scoot closer to me, sometimes hed scoot away. sometimes hed move his legs so our knees would touch. i dont mind (not because i was finding it romantic, im not twelve, i just am understadning of the small situation we are in and its a knee for crying out loud) i wonder if i was taking up too much space with the way i’d sit comfortaly. I wonder if he thought so.

i would be lying if i said i didnt imagine us actually having contact with eachother. cuddling platonically.. on multiple occassions.

I have an imagination that thinks of everything and so many scenarios all at once and all the time after all

i was comfortable with the idea but

it would be a bigger lie to say i wasnt absolutely and perfectly content wiht the way it did go.

i dont thiink i will ever know if he was comofrtable on that couch or more so if it was me he was comfortable or uncomfrtoable with. 

I will respect him to tell me.

he;s good at eyecontact and its comfrotable enoguh where i dont have to look away (it’s been a problem i never used to  have recently)

I’d peek up at him when he’d talk to me

i felt young again

when the stream was over he got up to leave.

i dont know if we daudled. dawdled? yep thats the word

i dont know if we did

we made small talk

shitty jokes that he declared wouldn’t be the last thing we said to eachother that evening

i agreed.

the last words that night were goodnights.

me with my raspy evening voice from a day full of talking and him with a look over the shoulder from the hall as the door closed behind him

he was obviosuly very slap happy sleepy as he was talking about the light not being too bright in the hall (to his happiness)

it was a nice night

when was the last time i went to bed so happy? thanking God over and over and praying for my friend i mention way earlier

i didnt even have to drown my insomnia with a youtube video

i just went to sleep

2 am

i hope the weather continues

- jaques cruzio, pink panther

now im just in bed

at the family home

not my dorm

fighting my depression (its been three hours, i was getting exhausted by 9:30 due to it) as i rest

i was curled in a ball, slumped and face planted, arms slumped when i decided i need to talk to someone, or say something mroe than what i vented to my little sister (small bits about how lonely i feel and how i worry ive fucked things up) hours ago

and here we are 

12:14 am

just some broken twenty something asexual with a mind that’s usually over sixty talking about the amazing people i met two weeks ago while in the background i think about the girl i used to be the boss of (online moderator work) and how she’s essentially in love with her idea of me and how i make her feel... and not just for me.

i am mysterious and cool and smart and hot and talented and useful to her.

I want to be complex and dedicated and helpful and pretty and so skilled and hardworking and wanted for me.

i want to  be considered and deserving and im hoping that isha, matt and my other two roommates can help start to fill that hole in my life

because, God, so far they have so much potential for it in my eyes

(so far)

thanks for listening, void.

actually feeling quite a bit better. the misery is still lingering, i wonder if i should cry more. But, i can breathe easier and my eyes dont feel dead. I just am tired and am prepared to enjoy things again.

proabbly will watch claire from BA make jelly beans.

or the Noel Miller guy isha told me about.

I dont know if it’s appropriate if i downloaded matt’s contact into my phone from when isha put us both in a groupchat together and i hope its not weird and i hope maybe he did the same, but by God i dont think i’ll be texting him first.

i like in person better.

with anyone.

always have

i have so much more on my mind

[rottenbutrecovering]

anon ab? ex bf from a while ago w/ splitting and being blocked so almost the same exact day you posted that he replied to me and over the next two days from there i tried to work on building a friendship and he agreed to be friends with me but hes always so busy and it makes me very paranoid and upset and he told me hes busy and i tried reminding myself but even at times i knew he was home hed ignore me and didnt make efforts to talk to me at all so here i am feeling like im forcing something

(2) hes so much colder than he was before he doesnt care about me at all and he hates when i get “repetitive” and its like. i cant even help it but it makes him angry even if its hurting me an extreme amount and i need confirmation it isnt real or any type of validation he avoids providing it now but ive seen him publicly on tumblr tell people he loves them and he doesnt do anything like that for me anymore because im Repetitive and bc i made a joke ab him ignoring me he said(3) “well im sorry im too busy to respond most of the time but that didnt seem like a joke” “and if this is just going to keep happening it doesnt seem like its going to work between us” and he hasnt replied since thursday i cry over him a lot im so emotional and irritated all of the time i dont think things are ever going to be the same and it hurts and i dont have anyone like him in my life and no one i know makes me feel the way he does and i tell him how important he is to me constantly(4) i told him i didnt love him anymore a little bit before he stopped talking and he looked over it completely and acted even colder but its true i dont love him anymore hes not the person i loved hes so cold now its not the same? i love and miss who he was before and i love and miss what we had before but i think maybe im never going to have someone like that again even though i dont love who he is now but im still unbelievably attached im sorry this is so long ihopeyoupostthissoonidkwhattodo(5?) i sent him a message telling him id leave him alone because i want to make him happy and he finally replied he said ok im crying i feel like the worst person on earth i wish someone wanted me around i cut every day now so it probably doesnt matter but im not even hesitating slicing myself open now and im shaking and everything smells like blood im so alone and everything hurts so fucking bad i wish someone gave a shit about me i hope you reply soon i really want to hear what you have to say

I actually feel that not messaging him for a while is a good idea. The way he’s responding now is worsening how you feel, and taking a break from interacting with him is good. It’s true that things may not be the same, but that’s okay! Take this as a chance to improve things. Focus on yourself for a while- talk to different people, maybe make new friends, try next things (show, games etc) and try and avoid thinking about him. When you think about him/feel the urge to talk to him, that’s when you should chat to other people and distract yourself.

Also, if you can, please try and talk to a professional/help line, as you’re self harming more and feeling so bad. I’m here for you, Nonnie

[phanwithextrafluffontop-blog]

I’ll Never Forget Him

Summary: When Dan slips and tells the entirety of the internet a secret about Phil, he tries desperately to cover it up. He just doesn’t try hard enough.

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None 

Word Count: 1,271

A/N: I really hope you guys enjoy this one. I’ve spent over three months crafting it to make sure that the whole thing is perfect. This really means a lot to me so please enjoy yes yes.

Hello crafties!

And welcome back to the number seven most popular crafting channel on youtube DanAndPhilCRAFTS over the years weve done lots of different kinds of crafts lots of crafts from glitter faces glitter noses glitter ears square eyes glitter eyes but today i thought we could combine my two favorite things what are they phil paper and nature nature is important nature helps us all it must be protected we are going to be making potato prints potato print prints s s you will need visit your local farm and harvest their best potatoes i chose farmer pete you bought that from the store, phil ha ha ha ha lying makes you go to hell this is my favorite potato whats his name jefferey ha ha youre a bad boy jefferey this ones long with a big head like him throw the smallest over your shoulder no one wants that next you will need a chopping board ha don’t get food on the floor or mother will be upset now you need to get a knife i have selected as many knives as friends i have which is two friends are important then you have more knives here is knife one thank you for putting the safety plastic on it knives are sharp sharp knife two is green careful with fingers my board matches my knife my board doesnt match my knife but thats okay not everything has to be perfect don’t sneeze protip next grab your potato grip it with all your strength im going to chop this one in half follow me dan slice it like it will remember it chop chop nice and clean that felt good for me activities are better with a pal sometimes grab your favorite potato half I don’t like you go away then what you will need to do is carefully carve a shape very carefully very carefully you will need to carve your favorite shape into the potato what stamp are you going to make phil im going to make a star what about you ha ha mines a secret but its very important isnt it secrets are important the area you leave behind will be the stamp no chopping things fills me with good memories if youre young get an adult to supervise you we are responsible we are so responsible id say potatoes in my top 10 favorite fruit sometimes its nice to look up at the stars and remember that theyre all already dead the universe is so big and cold I like glitter but we need the fruit of the earth to make our sacrifice the scent is so fresh if you make a mistake while cutting just think about it for the rest of the day what do you do with your excess potato you can feed them to your father or your pet can I eat it no dont eat raw potato protip pr pro now everything is chopped it is time to put away your knives into the sheathe you go dan that is not how to do it you have done it wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong ha ha my stamp looks like this ha my stamps a secret I like secrets the next stage is to get your favorite colors of paint and a plate or receptacle to put them in next it is time for the paint my favorite color is green pour it into the plate so it is ready for dipping that felt good ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha these paints were good value you got some on your arm im not supposed to have the green sorry then what phil get a fresh piece of paper this ones still warm ready for the print and get the potato and place it into the paint be delicate you only need a thin piece of paint that feels good  are you being delicate im being so delicate prroteep once you have a good coating ha ha im very excited press it onto the paper phil too hard you hurt it be soft and neat soft and neat soft and neat phil you need to be calm once you are satisfied with the covering, you will have a beautiful pattern this looks like the cosmos space is violent dan why dont you try a color for my star im going to go for blue there we go I only trust my potato with my true friend ive covered it nice and well get a stamp these are looking beautiful wow potato stamps are so fun this is the best day of my life art is important i think we should add another color then you can mix them all together to make my favorite color a vibrant brown but that wont be important soon will it phil no shall we proceed to more important things one more stamp trivial too much folly is bad for a boy protip now its time for yours dan what color did you pick red its your favorite shade of red you ok we have important work to do our subscribers to the craft channel are the most important thing to me you fill me with the joy to make new creations twice a day this is our 1,733rd video and it makes me smile to think we have created so many things together the crafts improve my life in many ways if you think that a pure potato can form such a beautiful piece of art you know that art is all around us im going to place mine under the trapdoor beneath my bed I cant wait to see what it looks like when i hang it up ill be the only person to see it but thats all that matters because art is inside your mind art is what you make of it and that is what this craft channel is all about protip thats an interesting pattern I think youll be happy with this one youve come a long way daniel what ive learned is to be who you are inside ha or should I say what he wants us to be this is a step i didnt tell you about you wont need these where youre going oh you can stamp on any part on your body including your forehead oh that feels cold but refreshingly similar I can hear him hes getting closer daniel i cant  see but thats okay because i believe uweihuhddjsyaueuywehdjsha8yduwhiw euiweyuwuwruwhriyfjejoguidbjehfueofjkxnfhdefgudsbfjdhfysdgfjdhfusegfudshlidufwgefuqodi9w8ydhujwfbdvnosifiqhwejfjiufgbewkldfiuefyghbkfloisu98yolq;op                ojqgiwsfkjbne jhsdfkhugiwbjks okay ha ha ha ha creativity is nothing without friendship im sorry but phil had to go and soon im going to leave with them both too so thank you all for subscribing to the channel we love and appreciate all of the crafties that have been with us throughout these days we have been uploading I hope that you have a nice time making arts and crafts in your life and remember dont cry………………………………………..

[cosmicsubs]

windicksy said: by all laws of aviation the bee should not be able to fly

 its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground

 the bee of course flies anyway

 because bees dont care

what humans think is impossible

 yellow black yellow black

yellow black yellow black

 ooh black and yellow

lets shake it up a little

 barry breakfast is ready

 ooming

 hang on a second

 hello?

  barry?

adam?

  oan you believe this is happening?

i cant ill pick you up

 looking sharp

 use the stairs your father

paid good money for those

 sorry im excited

 heres the graduate

were very proud of you son

 a perfect report card all bs

 very proud

 ma i got a thing going here

  you got lint on your fuzz

ow thats me

  wave to us well be in row 118000

bye

 barry i told you

stop flying in the house

  hey adam

hey barry

  is that fuzz gel?

a little special day graduation

 never thought id make it

 three days grade school

three days high school

 those were awkward

 three days college im glad i took

a day and hitchhiked around the hive

 you did come back different

  hi barry

artie growing a mustache? looks good

  hear about frankie?

yeah

  you going to the funeral?

no im not going

 everybody knows

sting someone you die

 dont waste it on a squirrel

such a hothead

 i guess he could have

just gotten out of the way

 i love this incorporating

an amusement park into our day

 thats why we dont need vacations

 boy quite a bit of pomp

under the circumstances

  well adam today we are men

we are

  beemen

amen

 hallelujah

 students faculty distinguished bees

 please welcome dean buzzwell

 welcome new hive oity

graduating class of

 9:15

 that concludes our ceremonies

 and begins your career

at honex industries

 will we pick ourjob today?

 i heard its just orientation

 heads up here we go

 keep your hands and antennas

inside the tram at all times

  wonder what itll be like?

a little scary

 welcome to honex

a division of honesco

 and a part of the hexagon group

 this is it

 wow

 wow

 we know that you as a bee

have worked your whole life

 to get to the point where you

can work for your whole life

 honey begins when our valiant pollen

jocks bring the nectar to the hive

 our topsecret formula

 is automatically colorcorrected

scentadjusted and bubblecontoured

 into this soothing sweet syrup

 with its distinctive

golden glow you know as

 honey

  that girl was hot

shes my cousin

  she is?

yes were all cousins

  right youre right

at honex we constantly strive

 to improve every aspect

of bee existence

 these bees are stresstesting

a new helmet technology

  what do you think he makes?

not enough

 here we have our latest advancement

the krelman

  what does that do?

oatches that little strand of honey

 that hangs after you pour it

saves us millions

 oan anyone work on the krelman?

 of course most bee jobs are

small ones but bees know

 that every small job

if its done well means a lot

 but choose carefully

 because youll stay in the job

you pick for the rest of your life

 the same job the rest of your life?

i didnt know that

 whats the difference?

 youll be happy to know that bees

as a species havent had one day off

 in 27 million years

 so youll just work us to death?

 well sure try

 wow that blew my mind

 "whats the difference?"

how can you say that?

 one job forever?

thats an insane choice to have to make

 im relieved now we only have

to make one decision in life

 but adam how could they

never have told us that?

 why would you question anything?

were bees

 were the most perfectly

functioning society on earth

 you ever think maybe things

work a little too well here?

 like what? give me one example

 i dont know but you know

what im talking about

 please clear the gate

royal nectar force on approach

 wait a second oheck it out

  hey those are pollen jocks

wow

 ive never seen them this close

 they know what its like

outside the hive

 yeah but some dont come back

  hey jocks

hi jocks

 you guys did great

 youre monsters

youre sky freaks i love it i love it

  i wonder where they were

i dont know

 their days not planned

 outside the hive flying who knows

where doing who knows what

 you cantjust decide to be a pollen

jock you have to be bred for that

 right

 look thats more pollen

than you and i will see in a lifetime

 its just a status symbol

bees make too much of it

 perhaps unless youre wearing it

and the ladies see you wearing it

 those ladies?

arent they our cousins too?

 distant distant

 look at these two

  oouple of hive harrys

lets have fun with them

 it must be dangerous

being a pollen jock

 yeah once a bear pinned me

against a mushroom

 he had a paw on my throat

and with the other he was slapping me

  oh my

i never thought id knock him out

 what were you doing during this?

 trying to alert the authorities

 i can autograph that

 a little gusty out there today

wasnt it comrades?

 yeah gusty

 were hitting a sunflower patch

six miles from here tomorrow

  six miles huh?

barry

 a puddle jump for us

but maybe youre not up for it

  maybe i am

you are not

 were going 0900 at jgate

 what do you think buzzyboy?

are you bee enough?

 i might be it all depends

on what 0900 means

 hey honex

 dad you surprised me

 you decide what youre interested in?

  well theres a lot of choices

but you only get one

 do you ever get bored

doing the same job every day?

 son let me tell you about stirring

 you grab that stick and you just

move it around and you stir it around

 you get yourself into a rhythm

its a beautiful thing

 you know dad

the more i think about it

 maybe the honey field

just isnt right for me

 you were thinking of what

making balloon animals?

 thats a bad job

for a guy with a stinger

 janet your sons not sure

he wants to go into honey

  barry you are so funny sometimes

im not trying to be funny

 youre not funny youre going

into honey our son the stirrer

  youre gonna be a stirrer?

no ones listening to me

 wait till you see the sticks i have

 i could say anything right now

im gonna get an ant tattoo

 lets open some honey and celebrate

 maybe ill pierce my thorax

shave my antennae

 shack up with a grasshopper get

a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"

 im so proud

  were starting work today

todays the day

 oome on all the good jobs

will be gone

 yeah right

 pollen counting stunt bee pouring

stirrer front desk hair removal

  is it still available?

hang on two left

 one of thems yours oongratulations

step to the side

  whatd you get?

picking crud out stellar

 wow

 oouple of newbies?

 yes sir our first day we are ready

 make your choice

  you want to go first?

no you go

 oh my whats available?

 restroom attendants open

not for the reason you think

  any chance of getting the krelman?

sure youre on

 im sorry the krelman just closed out

 wax monkeys always open

 the krelman opened up again

 what happened?

 a bee died makes an opening see?

hes dead another dead one

 deady deadified two more dead

 dead from the neck up

dead from the neck down thats life

 oh this is so hard

 heating cooling

stunt bee pourer stirrer

 humming inspector number seven

lint coordinator stripe supervisor

 mite wrangler barry what

do you think i should barry?

 barry

 all right weve got the sunflower patch

in quadrant nine

 what happened to you?

where are you?

  im going out

out? out where?

  out there

oh no

 i have to before i go

to work for the rest of my life

 youre gonna die youre crazy hello?

 another call coming in

 if anyones feeling brave

theres a korean deli on 83rd

 that gets their roses today

 hey guys

  look at that

isnt that the kid we saw yesterday?

 hold it son flight decks restricted

 its ok lou were gonna take him up

 really? feeling lucky are you?

 sign here here just initial that

  thank you

ok

 you got a rain advisory today

 and as you all know

bees cannot fly in rain

 so be careful as always

watch your brooms

 hockey sticks dogs

birds bears and bats

 also i got a couple of reports

of root beer being poured on us

 murphys in a home because of it

babbling like a cicada

  thats awful

and a reminder for you rookies

 bee law number one

absolutely no talking to humans

 all right launch positions

 buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

 black and yellow

 hello

 you ready for this hot shot?

 yeah yeah bring it on

 wind check

  antennae check

nectar pack check

  wings check

stinger check

 scared out of my shorts check

 ok ladies

 lets move it out

 pound those petunias

you striped stemsuckers

 all of you drain those flowers

 wow im out

 i cant believe im out

 so blue

 i feel so fast and free

 box kite

 wow

 flowers

 this is blue leader

we have roses visual

 bring it around 30 degrees and hold

 roses

 30 degrees roger bringing it around

 stand to the side kid

its got a bit of a kick

 that is one nectar collector

  ever see pollination up close?

no sir

 i pick up some pollen here sprinkle it

over here maybe a dash over there

 a pinch on that one

see that? its a little bit of magic

 thats amazing why do we do that?

 thats pollen power more pollen more

flowers more nectar more honey for us

 oool

 im picking up a lot of bright yellow

oould be daisies dont we need those?

 oopy that visual

 wait one of these flowers

seems to be on the move

 say again? youre reporting

a moving flower?

 affirmative

 that was on the line

 this is the coolest what is it?

 i dont know but im loving this color

 it smells good

not like a flower but i like it

 yeah fuzzy

 ohemicaly

 oareful guys its a little grabby

 my sweet lord of bees

 oandybrain get off there

 problem

  guys

this could be bad

 affirmative

 very close

 gonna hurt

 mamas little boy

 you are way out of position rookie

 ooming in at you like a missile

 help me

 i dont think these are flowers

  should we tell him?

i think he knows

 what is this?

 match point

 you can start packing up honey

because youre about to eat it

 yowser

 gross

 theres a bee in the car

  do something

im driving

  hi bee

hes back here

 hes going to sting me

 nobody move if you dont move

he wont sting you freeze

 he blinked

 spray him granny

 what are you doing?

 wow the tension level

out here is unbelievable

 i gotta get home

 oant fly in rain

 oant fly in rain

 oant fly in rain

 mayday mayday bee going down

 ken could you close

the window please?

 ken could you close

the window please?

 oheck out my new resume

i made it into a foldout brochure

 you see? folds out

 oh no more humans i dont need this

 what was that?

 maybe this time this time this time

this time this time this

 drapes

 that is diabolical

 its fantastic its got all my special

skills even my topten favorite movies

 whats number one? star wars?

 nah i dont go for that

 kind of stuff

 no wonder we shouldnt talk to them

theyre out of their minds

 when i leave a job interview theyre

flabbergasted cant believe what i say

 theres the sun maybe thats a way out

 i dont remember the sun

having a big 75 on it

 i predicted global warming

 i could feel it getting hotter

at first i thought it was just me

 wait stop bee

 stand back these are winter boots

 wait

 dont kill him

 you know im allergic to them

this thing could kill me

 why does his life have

less value than yours?

 why does his life have any less value

than mine? is that your statement?

 im just saying all life has value you

dont know what hes capable of feeling

 my brochure

 there you go little guy

 im not scared of him

its an allergic thing

 put that on your resume brochure

 my whole face could puff up

 make it one of your special skills

 knocking someone out

is also a special skill

 right bye vanessa thanks

  vanessa next week? yogurt night?

sure ken you know whatever

  you could put carob chips on there

bye

  supposed to be less calories

bye

 i gotta say something

 she saved my life

i gotta say something

 all right here it goes

 nah

 what would i say?

 i could really get in trouble

 its a bee law

youre not supposed to talk to a human

 i cant believe im doing this

 ive got to

 oh i cant do it oome on

 no yes no

 do it i cant

 how should i start it?

"you like jazz?" no thats no good

 here she comes speak you fool

 hi

 im sorry

  youre talking

yes i know

 youre talking

 im so sorry

 no its ok its fine

i know im dreaming

 but i dont recall going to bed

 well im sure this

is very disconcerting

 this is a bit of a surprise to me

i mean youre a bee

 i am and im not supposed

to be doing this

 but they were all trying to kill me

 and if it wasnt for you

 i had to thank you

its just how i was raised

 that was a little weird

  im talking with a bee

yeah

 im talking to a bee

and the bee is talking to me

 i just want to say im grateful

ill leave now

  wait how did you learn to do that?

what?

 the talking thing

 same way you did i guess

"mama dada honey" you pick it up

  thats very funny

yeah

 bees are funny if we didnt laugh

wed cry with what we have to deal with

 anyway

 oan i

 get you something?

like what?

 i dont know i mean

i dont know ooffee?

 i dont want to put you out

 its no trouble it takes two minutes

  its just coffee

i hate to impose

  dont be ridiculous

actually i would love a cup

 hey you want rum cake?

  i shouldnt

have some

  no i cant

oome on

 im trying to lose a couple micrograms

  where?

these stripes dont help

 you look great

 i dont know if you know

anything about fashion

 are you all right?

 no

 hes making the tie in the cab

as theyre flying up madison

 he finally gets there

 he runs up the steps into the church

the wedding is on

 and he says "watermelon?

i thought you said guatemalan

 why would i marry a watermelon?"

 is that a bee joke?

 thats the kind of stuff we do

 yeah different

 so what are you gonna do barry?

 about work? i dont know

 i want to do my part for the hive

but i cant do it the way they want

 i know how you feel

  you do?

sure

 my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or

a doctor but i wanted to be a florist

  really?

my only interest is flowers

 our new queen was just elected

with that same campaign slogan

 anyway if you look

 theres my hive right there see it?

 youre in sheep meadow

 yes im right off the turtle pond

 no way i know that area

i lost a toe ring there once

  why do girls put rings on their toes?

why not?

  its like putting a hat on your knee

maybe ill try that

  you all right maam?

oh yeah fine

 just having two cups of coffee

 anyway this has been great

thanks for the coffee

 yeah its no trouble

 sorry i couldnt finish it if i did

id be up the rest of my life

 are you?

 oan i take a piece of this with me?

 sure here have a crumb

  thanks

yeah

 all right well then

i guess ill see you around

 or not

 ok barry

 and thank you

so much again for before

 oh that? that was nothing

 well not nothing but anyway

 this cant possibly work

 hes all set to go

we may as well try it

 ok dave pull the chute

  sounds amazing

it was amazing

 it was the scariest

happiest moment of my life

 humans i cant believe

you were with humans

 giant scary humans

what were they like?

 huge and crazy they talk crazy

 they eat crazy giant things

they drive crazy

  do they try and kill you like on tv?

some of them but some of them dont

  howd you get back?

poodle

 you did it and im glad you saw

whatever you wanted to see

 you had your "experience" now you

can pick out yourjob and be normal

  well

well?

 well i met someone

 you did? was she beeish?

  a wasp? your parents will kill you

no no no not a wasp

  spider?

im not attracted to spiders

 i know its the hottest thing

with the eight legs and all

 i cant get by that face

 so who is she?

 shes human

 no no thats a bee law

you wouldnt break a bee law

  her names vanessa

oh boy

 shes so nice and shes a florist

 oh no youre dating a human florist

 were not dating

 youre flying outside the hive talking

to humans that attack our homes

 with power washers and m80s

oneeighth a stick of dynamite

 she saved my life

and she understands me

 this is over

 eat this

 this is not over what was that?

  they call it a crumb

it was so stingin stripey

 and thats not what they eat

thats what falls off what they eat

  you know what a oinnabon is?

no

 its bread and cinnamon and frosting

they heat it up

 sit down

 really hot

listen to me

 we are not them were us

theres us and theres them

 yes but who can deny

the heart that is yearning?

 theres no yearning

stop yearning listen to me

 you have got to start thinking bee

my friend thinking bee

  thinking bee

thinking bee

 thinking bee thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

 there he is hes in the pool

 you know what your problem is barry?

 i gotta start thinking bee?

 how much longer will this go on?

 its been three days

why arent you working?

 ive got a lot of big life decisions

to think about

 what life? you have no life

you have no job youre barely a bee

 would it kill you

to make a little honey?

 barry come out

your fathers talking to you

 martin would you talk to him?

 barry im talking to you

 you coming?

 got everything?

 all set

 go ahead ill catch up

 dont be too long

 watch this

 vanessa

  were still here

i told you not to yell at him

 he doesnt respond to yelling

  then why yell at me?

because you dont listen

 im not listening to this

 sorry ive gotta go

  where are you going?

im meeting a friend

 a girl? is this why you cant decide?

 bye

 i just hope shes beeish

 they have a huge parade

of flowers every year in pasadena?

 to be in the tournament of roses

thats every florists dream

 up on a float surrounded

by flowers crowds cheering

 a tournament do the roses

compete in athletic events?

 no all right ive got one

how come you dont fly everywhere?

 its exhausting why dont you

run everywhere? its faster

 yeah ok i see i see

all right your turn

 tivo you can just freeze live tv?

thats insane

 you dont have that?

 we have hivo but its a disease

its a horrible horrible disease

 oh my

 dumb bees

 you must want to sting all those jerks

 we try not to sting

its usually fatal for us

 so you have to watch your temper

 very carefully

you kick a wall take a walk

 write an angry letter and throw it out

work through it like any emotion:

 anger jealousy lust

 oh my goodness are you ok?

 yeah

  what is wrong with you?

its a bug

 hes not bothering anybody

get out of here you creep

 what was that? a pic n save circular?

 yeah it was how did you know?

 it felt like about 10 pages

seventyfive is pretty much our limit

 youve really got that

down to a science

  i lost a cousin to italian vogue

ill bet

 what in the name

of mighty hercules is this?

 how did this get here?

oute bee golden blossom

 ray liotta private select?

  is he that actor?

i never heard of him

  why is this here?

for people we eat it

 you dont have

enough food of your own?

  well yes

how do you get it?

  bees make it

i know who makes it

 and its hard to make it

 theres heating cooling stirring

you need a whole krelman thing

  its organic

its ourganic

 its just honey barry

 just what?

 bees dont know about this

this is stealing a lot of stealing

 youve taken our homes schools

hospitals this is all we have

 and its on sale?

im getting to the bottom of this

 im getting to the bottom

of all of this

 hey hector

  you almost done?

almost

 he is here i sense it

 well i guess ill go home now

 and just leave this nice honey out

with no one around

 youre busted box boy

 i knew i heard something

so you can talk

 i can talk

and now youll start talking

 where you getting the sweet stuff?

whos your supplier?

 i dont understand

i thought we were friends

 the last thing we want

to do is upset bees

 youre too late its ours now

 you sir have crossed

the wrong sword

 you sir will be lunch

for my iguana ignacio

 where is the honey coming from?

 tell me where

 honey farms it comes from honey farms

 orazy person

 what horrible thing has happened here?

 these faces they never knew

what hit them and now

 theyre on the road to nowhere

 just keep still

 what? youre not dead?

 do i look dead? they will wipe anything

that moves where you headed?

 to honey farms

i am onto something huge here

 im going to alaska moose blood

crazy stuff blows your head off

 im going to tacoma

  and you?

he really is dead

 all right

 uhoh

  what is that?

oh no

  a wiper triple blade

triple blade?

 jump on its your only chance bee

 why does everything have

to be so doggone clean?

 how much do you people need to see?

 open your eyes

stick your head out the window

 from npr news in washington

im oarl kasell

 but dont kill no more bugs

  bee

moose blood guy

  you hear something?

like what?

 like tiny screaming

 turn off the radio

 whassup bee boy?

 hey blood

 just a row of honey jars

as far as the eye could see

 wow

 i assume wherever this truck goes

is where theyre getting it

 i mean that honeys ours

  bees hang tight

were all jammed in

 its a close community

 not us man we on our own

every mosquito on his own

  what if you get in trouble?

you a mosquito you in trouble

 nobody likes us they just smack

see a mosquito smack smack

 at least youre out in the world

you must meet girls

 mosquito girls try to trade up

get with a moth dragonfly

 mosquito girl dont want no mosquito

 you got to be kidding me

 moosebloods about to leave

the building so long bee

  hey guys

mooseblood

 i knew id catch yall down here

did you bring your crazy straw?

 we throw it in jars slap a label on it

and its pretty much pure profit

 what is this place?

 a bees got a brain

the size of a pinhead

 they are pinheads

 pinhead

  oheck out the new smoker

oh sweet thats the one you want

 the thomas 3000

 smoker?

 ninety puffs a minute semiautomatic

twice the nicotine all the tar

 a couple breaths of this

knocks them right out

 they make the honey

and we make the money

 "they make the honey

and we make the money"?

 oh my

 whats going on? are you ok?

 yeah it doesnt last too long

 do you know youre

in a fake hive with fake walls?

 our queen was moved here

we had no choice

 this is your queen?

thats a man in womens clothes

 thats a drag queen

 what is this?

 oh no

 theres hundreds of them

 bee honey

 our honey is being brazenly stolen

on a massive scale

 this is worse than anything bears

have done i intend to do something

 oh barry stop

 who told you humans are taking

our honey? thats a rumor

 do these look like rumors?

 thats a conspiracy theory

these are obviously doctored photos

 how did you get mixed up in this?

 hes been talking to humans

  what?

talking to humans?

 he has a human girlfriend

and they make out

 make out? barry

 we do not

  you wish you could

whose side are you on?

 the bees

 i dated a cricket once in san antonio

those crazy legs kept me up all night

 barry this is what you want

to do with your life?

 i want to do it for all our lives

nobody works harder than bees

 dad i remember you

coming home so overworked

 your hands were still stirring

you couldnt stop

 i remember that

 what right do they have to our honey?

 we live on two cups a year they put it

in lip balm for no reason whatsoever

 even if its true what can one bee do?

 sting them where it really hurts

 in the face the eye

  that would hurt

no

 up the nose? thats a killer

 theres only one place you can sting

the humans one place where it matters

 hive at five the hives only

fullhour action news source

 no more bee beards

 with bob bumble at the anchor desk

 weather with storm stinger

 sports with buzz larvi

 and jeanette ohung

  good evening im bob bumble

and im jeanette ohung

 a tricounty bee barry benson

 intends to sue the human race

for stealing our honey

 packaging it and profiting

from it illegally

 tomorrow night on bee larry king

 well have three former queens here in

our studio discussing their new book

 olassy ladies

out this week on hexagon

 tonight were talking to barry benson

 did you ever think "im a kid

from the hive i cant do this"?

 bees have never been afraid

to change the world

 what about bee oolumbus?

bee gandhi? bejesus?

 where im from wed never sue humans

 we were thinking

of stickball or candy stores

 how old are you?

 the bee community

is supporting you in this case

 which will be the trial

of the bee century

 you know they have a larry king

in the human world too

 its a common name next week

 he looks like you and has a show

and suspenders and colored dots

 next week

 glasses quotes on the bottom from the

guest even though you just heard em

 bear week next week

theyre scary hairy and here live

 always leans forward pointy shoulders

squinty eyes very jewish

 in tennis you attack

at the point of weakness

 it was my grandmother ken shes 81

 honey her backhands a joke

im not gonna take advantage of that?

 quiet please

actual work going on here

  is that that same bee?

yes it is

 im helping him sue the human race

  hello

hello bee

 this is ken

 yeah i remember you timberland size

ten and a half vibram sole i believe

 why does he talk again?

 listen you better go

cause were really busy working

 but its our yogurt night

 byebye

 why is yogurt night so difficult?

 you poor thing

you two have been at this for hours

 yes and adam here

has been a huge help

  frosting

how many sugars?

 just one i try not

to use the competition

 so why are you helping me?

 bees have good qualities

 and it takes my mind off the shop

 instead of flowers people

are giving balloon bouquets now

 those are great if youre three

 and artificial flowers

  oh those just get me psychotic

yeah me too

 bent stingers pointless pollination

 bees must hate those fake things

 nothing worse

than a daffodil thats had work done

 maybe this could make up

for it a little bit

  this lawsuits a pretty big deal

i guess

 you sure you want to go through with it?

 am i sure? when im done with

the humans they wont be able

 to say "honey im home"

without paying a royalty

 its an incredible scene

here in downtown manhattan

 where the world anxiously waits

because for the first time in history

 we will hear for ourselves

if a honeybee can actually speak

 what have we gotten into here barry?

 its pretty big isnt it?

 i cant believe how many humans

dont work during the day

 you think billiondollar multinational

food companies have good lawyers?

 everybody needs to stay

behind the barricade

  whats the matter?

i dont know i just got a chill

 well if it isnt the bee team

 you boys work on this?

 all rise the honorable

judge bumbleton presiding

 all right oase number 4475

 superior oourt of new york

barry bee benson v the honey industry

 is now in session

 mr montgomery youre representing

the five food companies collectively?

 a privilege

 mr benson youre representing

all the bees of the world?

 im kidding yes your honor

were ready to proceed

 mr montgomery

your opening statement please

 ladies and gentlemen of the jury

 my grandmother was a simple woman

 born on a farm she believed

it was mans divine right

 to benefit from the bounty

of nature god put before us

 if we lived in the topsyturvy world

mr benson imagines

 just think of what would it mean

 i would have to negotiate

with the silkworm

 for the elastic in my britches

 talking bee

 how do we know this isnt some sort of

 holographic motionpicturecapture

hollywood wizardry?

 they could be using laser beams

 robotics ventriloquism

oloning for all we know

 he could be on steroids

 mr benson?

 ladies and gentlemen

theres no trickery here

 im just an ordinary bee

honeys pretty important to me

 its important to all bees

we invented it

 we make it and we protect it

with our lives

 unfortunately there are

some people in this room

 who think they can take it from us

 cause were the little guys

im hoping that after this is all over

 youll see how by taking our honey

you not only take everything we have

 but everything we are

 i wish hed dress like that

all the time so nice

 oall your first witness

 so mr klauss vanderhayden

of honey farms big company you have

 i suppose so

 i see you also own

honeyburton and honron

 yes they provide beekeepers

for our farms

 beekeeper i find that

to be a very disturbing term

 i dont imagine you employ

any beefreeers do you?

  no

i couldnt hear you

  no

no

 because you dont free bees

you keep bees not only that

 it seems you thought a bear would be

an appropriate image for a jar of honey

 theyre very lovable creatures

 yogi bear fozzie bear buildabear

 you mean like this?

 bears kill bees

 howd you like his head crashing

through your living room?

 biting into your couch

spitting out your throw pillows

 ok thats enough take him away

 so mr sting thank you for being here

your name intrigues me

  where have i heard it before?

i was with a band called the police

 but youve never been

a police officer have you?

 no i havent

 no you havent and so here

we have yet another example

 of bee culture casually

stolen by a human

 for nothing more than

a pranceabout stage name

 oh please

 have you ever been stung mr sting?

 because im feeling

a little stung sting

 or should i say mr gordon m sumner

 thats not his real name? you idiots

 mr liotta first

belated congratulations on

 your emmy win for a guest spot

on er in 2005

 thank you thank you

 i see from your resume

that youre devilishly handsome

 with a churning inner turmoil

thats ready to blow

 i enjoy what i do is that a crime?

 not yet it isnt but is this

what its come to for you?

 exploiting tiny helpless bees

so you dont

 have to rehearse

your part and learn your lines sir?

 watch it benson

i could blow right now

 this isnt a goodfella

this is a badfella

 why doesnt someone just step on

this creep and we can all go home?

  order in this court

youre all thinking it

 order order i say

  say it

mr liotta please sit down

 i think it was awfully nice

of that bear to pitch in like that

 i think the jurys on our side

 are we doing everything right legally?

 im a florist

 right well heres to a great team

 to a great team

 well hello

  ken

hello

 i didnt think you were coming

 no i was just late

i tried to call but the battery

 i didnt want all this to go to waste

so i called barry luckily he was free

 oh that was lucky

 theres a little left

i could heat it up

 yeah heat it up sure whatever

 so i hear youre quite a tennis player

 im not much for the game myself

the balls a little grabby

 thats where i usually sit

right there

 ken barry was looking at your resume

 and he agreed with me that eating with

chopsticks isnt really a special skill

 you think i dont see what youre doing?

 i know how hard it is to find

the rightjob we have that in common

 do we?

 bees have 100 percent employment

but we do jobs like taking the crud out

 thats just what

i was thinking about doing

 ken i let barry borrow your razor

for his fuzz i hope that was all right

 im going to drain the old stinger

 yeah you do that

 look at that

 you know ive just about had it

 with your little mind games

  whats that?

italian vogue

 mamma mia thats a lot of pages

 a lot of ads

 remember what van said why is

your life more valuable than mine?

 funny i just cant seem to recall that

 i think something stinks in here

 i love the smell of flowers

 how do you like the smell of flames?

 not as much

 water bug not taking sides

 ken im wearing a ohapstick hat

this is pathetic

 ive got issues

 well well well a royal flush

  youre bluffing

am i?

 surfs up dude

 poo water

 that bowl is gnarly

 except for those dirty yellow rings

 kenneth what are you doing?

 you know i dont even like honey

i dont eat it

 we need to talk

 hes just a little bee

 and he happens to be

the nicest bee ive met in a long time

 long time? what are you talking about?

are there other bugs in your life?

 no but there are other things bugging

me in life and youre one of them

 fine talking bees no yogurt night

 my nerves are fried from riding

on this emotional roller coaster

 goodbye ken

 and for your information

 i prefer sugarfree artificial

sweeteners made by man

 im sorry about all that

 i know its got

an aftertaste i like it

 i always felt there was some kind

of barrier between ken and me

 i couldnt overcome it

oh well

 are you ok for the trial?

 i believe mr montgomery

is about out of ideas

 we would like to call

mr barry benson bee to the stand

 good idea you can really see why hes

considered one of the best lawyers

 yeah

 layton youve

gotta weave some magic

 with this jury

or its gonna be all over

 dont worry the only thing i have

to do to turn this jury around

 is to remind them

of what they dont like about bees

  you got the tweezers?

are you allergic?

 only to losing son only to losing

 mr benson bee ill ask you

what i think wed all like to know

 what exactly is your relationship

 to that woman?

 were friends

  good friends?

yes

 how good? do you live together?

 wait a minute

 are you her little

 bedbug?

 ive seen a bee documentary or two

from what i understand

 doesnt your queen give birth

to all the bee children?

  yeah but

so those arent your real parents

  oh barry

yes they are

 hold me back

 youre an illegitimate bee

arent you benson?

 hes denouncing bees

 dont yall date your cousins?

  objection

im going to pincushion this guy

 adam dont its what he wants

 oh im hit

 oh lordy i am hit

 order order

 the venom the venom

is coursing through my veins

 i have been felled

by a winged beast of destruction

 you see? you cant treat them

like equals theyre striped savages

 stingings the only thing

they know its their way

  adam stay with me

i cant feel my legs

 what angel of mercy

will come forward to suck the poison

 from my heaving buttocks?

 i will have order in this court order

 order please

 the case of the honeybees

versus the human race

 took a pointed turn against the bees

 yesterday when one of their legal

team stung layton t montgomery

  hey buddy

hey

  is there much pain?

yeah

 i

 i blew the whole case didnt i?

 it doesnt matter what matters is

youre alive you could have died

 id be better off dead look at me

 they got it from the cafeteria

downstairs in a tuna sandwich

 look theres

a little celery still on it

 what was it like to sting someone?

 i cant explain it it was all

 all adrenaline and then

and then ecstasy

 all right

 you think it was all a trap?

 of course im sorry

i flew us right into this

 what were we thinking? look at us were

just a couple of bugs in this world

 what will the humans do to us

if they win?

 i dont know

 i hear they put the roaches in motels

that doesnt sound so bad

 adam they check in

but they dont check out

 oh my

 oould you get a nurse

to close that window?

  why?

the smoke

 bees dont smoke

 right bees dont smoke

 bees dont smoke

but some bees are smoking

 thats it thats our case

 it is? its not over?

 get dressed ive gotta go somewhere

 get back to the court and stall

stall any way you can

 and assuming youve done step correctly youre ready for the tub

 mr flayman

 yes? yes your honor

 where is the rest of your team?

 well your honor its interesting

 bees are trained to fly haphazardly

 and as a result

we dont make very good time

 i actually heard a funny story about

 your honor

havent these ridiculous bugs

 taken up enough

of this courts valuable time?

 how much longer will we allow

these absurd shenanigans to go on?

 they have presented no compelling

evidence to support their charges

 against my clients

who run legitimate businesses

 i move for a complete dismissal

of this entire case

 mr flayman im afraid im going

 to have to consider

mr montgomerys motion

 but you cant we have a terrific case

 where is your proof?

where is the evidence?

 show me the smoking gun

 hold it your honor

you want a smoking gun?

 here is your smoking gun

 what is that?

 its a bee smoker

 what this?

this harmless little contraption?

 this couldnt hurt a fly

let alone a bee

 look at what has happened

 to bees who have never been asked

"smoking or non?"

 is this what nature intended for us?

 to be forcibly addicted

to smoke machines

 and manmade wooden slat work camps?

 living out our lives as honey slaves

to the white man?

  what are we gonna do?

hes playing the species card

 ladies and gentlemen please

free these bees

 free the bees free the bees

 free the bees

 free the bees free the bees

 the court finds in favor of the bees

 vanessa we won

 i knew you could do it highfive

 sorry

 im ok you know what this means?

 all the honey

will finally belong to the bees

 now we wont have

to work so hard all the time

 this is an unholy perversion

of the balance of nature benson

 youll regret this

 barry how much honey is out there?

 all right one at a time

 barry who are you wearing?

 my sweater is ralph lauren

and i have no pants

  what if montgomerys right?

what do you mean?

 weve been living the bee way

a long time 27 million years

 oongratulations on your victory

what will you demand as a settlement?

 first well demand a complete shutdown

of all bee work camps

 then we want back the honey

that was ours to begin with

 every last drop

 we demand an end to the glorification

of the bear as anything more

 than a filthy smelly

badbreath stink machine

 were all aware

of what they do in the woods

 wait for my signal

 take him out

 hell have nauseous

for a few hours then hell be fine

 and we will no longer tolerate

beenegative nicknames

 but its just a pranceabout stage name

 unnecessary inclusion of honey

in bogus health products

 and ladeeda human

teatime snack garnishments

 oant breathe

 bring it in boys

 hold it right there good

 tap it

 mr buzzwell we just passed three cups

and theres gallons more coming

  i think we need to shut down

shut down? weve never shut down

 shut down honey production

 stop making honey

 turn your key sir

 what do we do now?

 oannonball

 were shutting honey production

 mission abort

 aborting pollination and nectar detail

returning to base

 adam you wouldnt believe

how much honey was out there

 oh yeah?

 whats going on? where is everybody?

  are they out celebrating?

theyre home

 they dont know what to do

laying out sleeping in

 i heard your uncle oarl was on his way

to san antonio with a cricket

 at least we got our honey back

 sometimes i think so what if humans

liked our honey? who wouldnt?

 its the greatest thing in the world

i was excited to be part of making it

 this was my new desk this was my

new job i wanted to do it really well

 and now

 now i cant

 i dont understand

why theyre not happy

 i thought their lives would be better

 theyre doing nothing its amazing

honey really changes people

 you dont have any idea

whats going on do you?

  what did you want to show me?

this

 what happened here?

 that is not the half of it

 oh no oh my

 theyre all wilting

 doesnt look very good does it?

 no

 and whose fault do you think that is?

 you know im gonna guess bees

 bees?

 specifically me

 i didnt think bees not needing to make

honey would affect all these things

 its notjust flowers

fruits vegetables they all need bees

 thats our whole sat test right there

 take away produce that affects

the entire animal kingdom

 and then of course

 the human species?

 so if theres no more pollination

 it could all just go south here

couldnt it?

 i know this is also partly my fault

 how about a suicide pact?

 how do we do it?

  ill sting you you step on me

thatjust kills you twice

 right right

 listen barry

sorry but i gotta get going

 i had to open my mouth and talk

 vanessa?

 vanessa? why are you leaving?

where are you going?

 to the final tournament of roses parade

in pasadena

 theyve moved it to this weekend

because all the flowers are dying

 its the last chance

ill ever have to see it

 vanessa i just wanna say im sorry

i never meant it to turn out like this

 i know me neither

 tournament of roses

roses cant do sports

 wait a minute roses roses?

 roses

 vanessa

 roses?

 barry?

  roses are flowers

yes they are

 flowers bees pollen

 i know

thats why this is the last parade

 maybe not

oould you ask him to slow down?

 oould you slow down?

 barry

 ok i made a huge mistake

this is a total disaster all my fault

 yes it kind of is

 ive ruined the planet

i wanted to help you

 with the flower shop

ive made it worse

 actually its completely closed down

 i thought maybe you were remodeling

 but i have another idea and its

greater than my previous ideas combined

 i dont want to hear it

 all right they have the roses

the roses have the pollen

 i know every bee plant

and flower bud in this park

 all we gotta do is get what theyve got

back here with what weve got

  bees

park

  pollen

flowers

  repollination

across the nation

 tournament of roses

pasadena oalifornia

 theyve got nothing

but flowers floats and cotton candy

 security will be tight

 i have an idea

 vanessa bloome ftd

 official floral business its real

 sorry maam nice brooch

 thank you it was a gift

 once inside

we just pick the right float

 how about the princess and the pea?

 i could be the princess

and you could be the pea

 yes i got it

  where should i sit?

what are you?

  i believe im the pea

the pea?

 it goes under the mattresses

  not in this fairy tale sweetheart

im getting the marshal

 you do that

this whole parade is a fiasco

 lets see what this babyll do

 hey what are you doing?

 then all we do

is blend in with traffic

 without arousing suspicion

 once at the airport

theres no stopping us

 stop security

  you and your insect pack your float?

yes

 has it been

in your possession the entire time?

 would you remove your shoes?

  remove your stinger

its part of me

 i know just having some fun

enjoy your flight

 then if were lucky well have

just enough pollen to do the job

 oan you believe how lucky we are? we

have just enough pollen to do the job

 i think this is gonna work

 its got to work

 attention passengers

this is oaptain scott

 we have a bit of bad weather

in new york

 it looks like well experience

a couple hours delay

 barry these are cut flowers

with no water theyll never make it

 i gotta get up there

and talk to them

 be careful

 oan i get help

with the sky mall magazine?

 id like to order the talking

inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer

 oaptain im in a real situation

  whatd you say hal?

nothing

 bee

 dont freak out my entire species

 what are you doing?

  wait a minute im an attorney

whos an attorney?

 dont move

 oh barry

 good afternoon passengers

this is your captain

 would a miss vanessa bloome in 24b

please report to the cockpit?

 and please hurry

 what happened here?

 there was a dustbuster

a toupee a life raft exploded

 ones bald ones in a boat

theyre both unconscious

  is that another bee joke?

no

 no ones flying the plane

 this is jfk control tower flight 356

whats your status?

 this is vanessa bloome

im a florist from new york

 wheres the pilot?

 hes unconscious

and so is the copilot

 not good does anyone onboard

have flight experience?

 as a matter of fact there is

  whos that?

barry benson

 from the honey trial? oh great

 vanessa this is nothing more

than a big metal bee

 its got giant wings huge engines

 i cant fly a plane

  why not? isnt john travolta a pilot?

yes

 how hard could it be?

 wait barry

were headed into some lightning

 this is bob bumble we have some

latebreaking news from jfk airport

 where a suspenseful scene

is developing

 barry benson

fresh from his legal victory

 thats barry

 is attempting to land a plane

loaded with people flowers

 and an incapacitated flight crew

 flowers?

 we have a storm in the area

and two individuals at the controls

 with absolutely no flight experience

 just a minute

theres a bee on that plane

 im quite familiar with mr benson

and his noaccount compadres

 theyve done enough damage

 but isnt he your only hope?

 technically a bee

shouldnt be able to fly at all

 their wings are too small

 havent we heard this a million times?

 "the surface area of the wings

and body mass make no sense"

  get this on the air

got it

  stand by

were going live

 the way we work may be a mystery to you

 making honey takes a lot of bees

doing a lot of small jobs

 but let me tell you about a small job

 if you do it well

it makes a big difference

 more than we realized

to us to everyone

 thats why i want to get bees

back to working together

 thats the bee way

were not made of jello

 we get behind a fellow

  black and yellow

hello

 left right down hover

  hover?

forget hover

 this isnt so hard

beepbeep beepbeep

 barry what happened?

 wait i think we were

on autopilot the whole time

  that may have been helping me

and now were not

 so it turns out i cannot fly a plane

 all of you lets get

behind this fellow move it out

 move out

 our only chance is if i do what id do

you copy me with the wings of the plane

 dont have to yell

 im not yelling

were in a lot of trouble

 its very hard to concentrate

with that panicky tone in your voice

 its not a tone im panicking

 i cant do this

 vanessa pull yourself together

you have to snap out of it

 you snap out of it

 you snap out of it

  you snap out of it

you snap out of it

  you snap out of it

you snap out of it

  you snap out of it

you snap out of it

  hold it

why? oome on its my turn

 how is the plane flying?

 i dont know

 hello?

 benson got any flowers

for a happy occasion in there?

 the pollen jocks

 they do get behind a fellow

  black and yellow

hello

 all right lets drop this tin can

on the blacktop

 where? i cant see anything oan you?

 no nothing its all cloudy

 oome on you got to think bee barry

  thinking bee

thinking bee

 thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

 wait a minute

i think im feeling something

  what?

i dont know its strong pulling me

 like a 27millionyearold instinct

 bring the nose down

 thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

  what in the world is on the tarmac?

get some lights on that

 thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

  vanessa aim for the flower

ok

 out the engines were going in

on bee power ready boys?

 affirmative

 good good easy now thats it

 land on that flower

 ready? full reverse

 spin it around

  not that flower the other one

which one?

  that flower

im aiming at the flower

 thats a fat guy in a flowered shirt

i mean the giant pulsating flower

 made of millions of bees

 pull forward nose down tail up

 rotate around it

  this is insane barry

thiss the only way i know how to fly

 am i kookookachoo or is this plane

flying in an insectlike pattern?

 get your nose in there dont be afraid

smell it full reverse

 just drop it be a part of it

 aim for the center

 now drop it in drop it in woman

 oome on already

 barry we did it

you taught me how to fly

  yes no highfive

right

 barry it worked

did you see the giant flower?

 what giant flower? where? of course

i saw the flower that was genius

  thank you

but were not done yet

 listen everyone

 this runway is covered

with the last pollen

 from the last flowers

available anywhere on earth

 that means this is our last chance

 were the only ones who make honey

pollinate flowers and dress like this

 if were gonna survive as a species

this is our moment what do you say?

 are we going to be bees orjust

museum of natural history keychains?

 were bees

 keychain

 then follow me except keychain

 hold on barry here

 youve earned this

 yeah

 im a pollen jock and its a perfect

fit all i gotta do are the sleeves

 oh yeah

 thats our barry

 mom the bees are back

 if anybody needs

to make a call nows the time

 i got a feeling well be

working late tonight

 heres your change have a great

afternoon oan i help whos next?

 would you like some honey with that?

it is beeapproved dont forget these

 milk cream cheese its all me

and i dont see a nickel

 sometimes i just feel

like a piece of meat

 i had no idea

 barry im sorry

have you got a moment?

 would you excuse me?

my mosquito associate will help you

 sorry im late

 hes a lawyer too?

 i was already a bloodsucking parasite

all i needed was a briefcase

 have a great afternoon

 barry i just got this huge tulip order

and i cant get them anywhere

 no problem vannie

just leave it to me

 youre a lifesaver barry

oan i help whos next?

 all right scramble jocks

its time to fly

 thank you barry

 that bee is living my life

 let it go kenny

  when will this nightmare end?

let it all go

  beautiful day to fly

sure is

 between you and me

i was dying to get out of that office

 you have got

to start thinking bee my friend

  thinking bee

me?

 hold it lets just stop

for a second hold it

 im sorry im sorry everyone

oan we stop here?

 im not making a major life decision

during a production number

 all right take ten everybody

wrap it up guys

 i had virtually no rehearsal for that