#sorry if this is dumb

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Demon baby fever

 ⚠️Babies⚠️ lack there of being able to conceive child⚠️ slight NSFW because Gavin⚠️ 

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Gavin and freelancer we’re at the park waiting for their friends  to go on a hike freelancer was feeding breadcrumbs to  the birds, and Gavin was standing by a tree, taking a photo. All is well and good until he hears a little voice. 

“cuse me!” Gavin looks around before looking down. In front of him there’s a little girl. no older than four.  She was wearing a pastel pink dress, covered in flowers with little butterfly clips throughout her dark curls. 

“Cuse me!” she repeated.“are you lost? little one”  Gavin replied confused but amused at the child’s pronunciation 

“Your verry pwetty!” The little girl bounced on her tiptoes, with a joyful smile. Which made Gavins heart squeeze. 

“why thank you. Your a little princess peach yourself”

“Tank You sir!” Gavin here’s an older woman’s voice calling  “Delaney! You gotta stay by mama baby!” The little girl looks back at Gavin and waves goodbye before running back to her mom. Gavin looks and sees the little girls mom  sitting on on a blanket on the grass with a smaller baby crawling around in front of her.

Ah yes. babies 

One of the most confusing forms of human.

Gavin stood there and thought about it for a few minutes.  he’s seen photos of his friends and even his partner as little squishy babies. and his heart fills up every time. Similarly to seeing a puppy, or a kitten.

 Him and freelancer had babysat for some friends in the past. And every time it was the same feeling. The baby would smile and giggle. and Gavins heart would squeeze. and his smile would grow. The best example of this feeling would be their empathy demon Bestie Caelum. 

Gavin thought about when he would come to visit and how he would ask to do Gavin’s hair. And they would sit in front of the TV and eat snacks until freelancer would come home and see them cuddling passed out on the couch. Or how anytime Caelum would be upset  Gavin would give him a big hug and a kiss on the forehead telling him everything was gonna be OK.

He was so occupied with his thoughts he didn’t even realize freelancer was calling him 

“GAVIN!” he snapped out of it and looks to see freelancer, signaling him over  “The boys just got here! You good?” “i’m fine deviant just lost in. Thought is all”

The hike continued. The group was walking  enjoying the scenery. Gavin and Huxley being a little further behind. Huxley was paying close attention to the flowers and the vines. Gavin was simply lost in thought. 

“you good Gavin?” Huxley nudged his shoulder as they kept walking “what?. oh. I’m fine  just thinking” “about what? If you don’t mind me asking” “……babies” Huxley cocked his head like a confused puppy  “babies? Like human babies?” “Yes. I have been seeing babies and younger kids a lot recently. Freelancer says that that’s common in the spring. but it’s weird” “weird how?” Gavin hesitates before speaking  “babies are like little confused. Adorable filterless creatures, and every time I see one, it makes my heart squeeze” Huxley thinks for a moment  “….. so like baby fever?” Gavin gives him a slightly concerned look “…..what does that mean?” “at least how my moms described it.  baby fever is when you see a really cute baby or really cute baby related things and it makes you want one. My mom always described it as babies giving your heart a little hug” 

Then it clicked.

“i’ll think about that. Thank you” “no problem dude!”

They continued to hike until sundown then they headed back to their cars. After saying good bye Gavin and freelancer left for home.

 The car ride home was silent  for about five minutes until 

“freelancer…..I want a baby” freelancer slowly opens their mouth, letting it hang a gap before speaking  “i’msorryWhat?” “you heard me a baby….a mini squishy deviant with horns” 

Freelancer sat there completely flabbergasted 

“……how long have you been thinking about this?” “well I’ve noticed it for quite a while, but didn’t have a name for the feeling until now.  I want a baby”  freelancer quickly looks down at Gavins crotch before looking at their own and then looking up at the road 

“Gavin…..honey….do you know how mortal babies are conceived?……we can’t….do that…” “then let’s do it like Huxley’s moms” “baby that takes a lot of time and money and research…and i’m still in school…”

Freelancer catches a quick glance at Gavin’s face. “I…um..hey….I would love to have a family. Especially a family with you so……let’s sleep on it OK” freelancer puts a hand on Gavin’s thigh and Gavin looks up at them with bright eyes  “let’s give it a week and if you’re still thinking about it… then will do some research for a little further in the future….ok” “you don’t have to say that if you don’t want one deviant” “no Gavin. It’s a really good idea. I just haven’t thought about it much at all..but that’s definitely a conversation that we should have just…..maybe not while I’m driving”

Gavin nodded. And the car ride continued as normal. when they got home and we’re getting ready for bed the conversation continued.

“so Huxley told you about baby fever” Gavin laid  down and arched his back into a stretch “I thought it was some form of human illness until he explained it” “you know I didn’t even know demons could get baby fever..” “oh, deviant I do remember me saying, in the heat of passion that I wanted to Breed yo-UGH” before he could finish freelancer shoved a pillow in his face  “that’s enough of that! I have class in the morning!” “Well just know. It was always on the table~” Freelancer, turns off the lamp and lays next to him, resting their head on his chest

 “good night my love”

“night baby”

“also let it be known that we would have the cutest Kids”

“goodnight Gavin.”

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 as someone who can’t have children, and has no desire to have a child. This one was not easy to write. so forgive me if it’s dumb. 

TAG: @puffin-smoke @froggytimemachineinternet @evansotherthoughts @themeridian

I forgot to tag someone I’m sorry 



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