#sorry this is canon I don’t make the rules

[theweirdgoodbyes]

eugenes favorite song is “when you’re smiling” by louis armstrong and whenever he goes quiet babe sings it to him (horribly, btw) in his best (worst) armstrong impression and it always makes him laugh

[lunalivvy]

i started watching gen v and all i can say is,,, every single one of those bitches bisexual

[fruitbythefoot7]

hi this is your friendly reminder that all of the endgame ships (jancy, lumax, byler, jopper) have a very clear parallel between all of them that mlvn very clearly does not have. 

in s1, nancy gets stuck in the ud, calls out for jonathan, and is pulled out and into jonathan’s arms. 

in s2, will is stuck in one of his ud episodes, calls out for mike, and is pulled out and into mike’s arms. 

in s2, hopper is stuck in the ud tunnels, and inevitably gets saved by joyce (who had been calling out his name) 

in s4, max is in a trance, calls out for lucas first, and gets pulled out by lucas’s knowledge of what her favorite song is and falls into his arms. 

and in s1…el is stuck in the ud, calls out for mike, and gets out completely on her own. 

so. what does that say about them? 

[retrogarden]

I drew digital art of Zelda’s parents 💛🌿

[neurosiscocktail]

[girlypop-m0thra-supremacy]

HE HAS DEM TEEFERS PLEASE AND THANK YOUUU

[lootsofathousandsworld]

Imao silly comic doodle before bed 😋

I like to think he enjoys some good massages after long day of plundering ✨✨

[ev1llesb1an]

if there are at least 5 fanfics abt her fucking a girl with a strap she is NOT STRAIGHT 🗣️

[crazynerdandproud]

Skye received a call from her youngest sister and was surprised at what she had to say.

“I had a dream that I was in like, a romantic relationship withJeffery. That is literally the worst. Like what?! He’s like a brother to me.”

“He is your brother idiot, well, brother-in-law. Did you forget the wedding?”

“Oh I know it was just like….awful. And I wanted to call and tell you that yeah, I’m happy living my best life with my bestie while Jane is doing whatever gay romance thing she’s got going. Anyway yeah. Congrats to us on living in this reality. That would be totally bonkers. Oh, also, you owe me five bucks.”

“What?”

“Yeah. Jane is officially going on a date with her new potential girlfriend tomorrow evening.”

“Damn. I thought it would take at least another week.”

“I told you that was a suckers bet. I gotta go, love you, bye.”

“Bye Batty, I love you too.”

With that Skye hung up the phone. Huh, what a weird dream. It almost sounded like the end of little women, which she only knew because Jane had had an intense Jane Austen phase. That would’ve sucked. Good thing it was just a dream.

Skye Penderwick looked over at her goofy husband who was waiting impatiently for a midnight soccer match. Yeah, things were good.

[haltandcatch]

never thought i would collect my bi shauna evidence through the ownership of strawberry lube but like here we are

[floofygeck]

Everyday I think about the fact that Michael Myers’ actor has a black cat named “Michael Meowers” and my life instantly feels better

[chromaticroses]

self care is blocking v3 haters ☺️🙏

[gold-wolf-soldier13]

With all the new Anakin and Ahsoka posts I’m seeing, I’m also seeing more and more Obi-wan post and ig here’s my hot take of the day: fandom has absolutely made me hate Obi-wan. I honestly didn’t think much of him in the movies but the more I interact with fandom, and the prequels fandom in specific, the more I hate fanon interpretation of him which leaks into the canon portrayal and it’s gotten to the point where any time i even see his name I’m scoffing out loud and rolling my eyes

[fandoms-spamdom]

She’s fat. Source: trust me

[justaz]

leo calls percy one of his hoes and percy calls leo his pimp

[zombvibes]

*trying not to rant about deltarune ships to not scare off my followers*