#sorry this is just so whack to me

[thehuns-bubble-tea]

could you tag as bl or thai dramas please

I perfer to tag based on the names of dramas for my own records sorry

[forestofsprites]

all human and angelic <3

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[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ohhhhmygod im gonna be sick. actually nauseous and i did it to myself - there was a spider on the countertop and i Panicked, grabbing the first distance-killer i could grab. it was a grease cleaner spray. i buried it in the stuff, walked away to recover mentally, came back

it fucking fell apart and dissolved into the cleaner. i both feel horrible and im disgusted beyond words. how the fuck do i get rid of it

[fragrantpines]

Hello! Can i have Hu-Geng with the lemon tea prompt please? Love your writing!

Of course, it will be my pleasure 💕

(Link to prompt request/prompt list post)

lemon tea; what are mornings like with them?

Hu-Geng

▪︎ Mornings with Hu-geng are calm. He's prepared everything for you the night before to ensure that nothing will disturb your well deserved sleep, including himself.

▪︎ There are many mornings where he rises up earlier than you, a habit of his that has yet to break even now. He doesn't feel tired one bit, especially when he gets to wake up right next to you, watching you sleep peacefully with a quiet smile.

▪︎ When it's time for you to wake up, he's already dressed and ready to serve you. Want a change of clothes? Here, freshly ironed. Want him to brush your teeth? He'll laugh but do it in a heartbeat. Want him to give a good morning kiss? Of course, right away.

▪︎ Even when the two of you are preparing for the day together, he'll still tend to you first, making sure that you are dressed appropriately and well taken care of before him. It's in his genes (ingredients? seasoning?) to take care of you and he'll never give that job to anyone else, not even you ww

“Hu-geng, I can do this by myself.”

You look away bashfully, red dusting across your cheeks as Hu-geng buttons up your shirt in a swift manner. He looks up at you apologetically before replying, "I'm sorry, young master. It's just that I've been doing this for you for so long that my hands moved on their own.”

Despite saying that, he doesn't stop for even a minute. After buttoning up your shirt, he places you in front of the mirror and picks up a brush, making sure that it's of the utmost quality before combing through your hair, humming a soft lullaby that was starting to push you into the realm of unconsciousness.

“If you keep spoiling me like this, then I might become a bad spoiled child.” You whisper sleepily, speaking out whatever was on your mind without filter.

His combing hand suddenly pauses, making you lift your head up to meet his wide blown eyes in the mirror. If you looked closely, you could see small blush starting to form on his face, or was that the sunlight bouncing off his face? You didn't know and you didn't have time to ask when he suddenly bends down and kisses the time of your head, pulling away with an endearing smile stretched across his face.

“The young master will always be a good child in my eyes,” he states seriously, honesty brightening his eyes. “As for being spoiled, I believe that it's only right for me to do at least this much as your companion and lover.”

Gently, he covers your hand with his own, intertwining your fingers together before pulling them to face him, pressing a firm kiss on the inside of your palm before smiling at you through the mirror.

“If this is considered as spoiling you, then please allow me to continue doing so. After all, you deserve to be spoiled even more than now, and I'll continue to take care of you no matter what befalls us in the future.”

[tired-twili]

My life after baraly interacting with a fandom

[boxwinebaddie]

Hi Uncle Nina! What kind of movies do Ravenstan and Jerseykyle like to watch? ^^

OOOOOOOH! so as with everything, i Definitely think jersey is a snob. movies are no exception. also he does not call movies 'movies', he 100% is annoying and pretentious as fuck and uses 'film' or 'cinema'. also speaking of being pretentious, annoying and the word 'cinema', i think ravesey's dynamic is super funny for a lot of reasons but in this case, it's funny to me bc when style watches movies together, kyle says shit like 'y'know i like the plot progression of the film, but i'm not a big fan of the cinema topography."

— and stan trying to be big brain is like "ya! i also hate the cinnamontophography." <3 skdhsldsk bless him and kyle is abt to correct him bc ohhh my fucking god, but lowkey he tried his best and that was very cute, so kyle just kisses him on the cheek, squeezes his shoulder, stifles a laugh and is like "well, i guess you're the expert, cinnamon boy." <3 jersey stop being Sweet and Lovely!!!

anyways, jersey is giving me the energy of those kids in elementary school that adults say have an 'old soul' and likes really complex abstract movies, foreign films in black and white that play at some tiny theater for $5 on fridays, which, kyle is obviously a homebody and hates other people, but when he needs air or is feeling briefly zesty/willing to endure human beings enough to see a movie ( which, granted, it's def just him and the old ass man/annoying indie college student that run the place shooting the shit in there ), he will...make the trip out there and buy a pack of skittles and a sparkling ice ( okay, i had an anon say that kyle probably drinks those sparkling ice drinks and i fucking cried bc he DEFINETELY does and it's def the black cherry flavor bc kyle is cherry coded, however he will also accept the raspberry one or the fruit punch in a punch ) and ofc only eat the red skittles, smh.

i do think he still likes all the regular kyle scifi movies/high fantasy movies, stuff with dystopian societies/political uprisings ( him & stan have overlap there and obvi some high fantasy/scifi stuff but kyle has to explain a lot of it, kyle do be mansplaining shit but its okay because stan loves the sound of his voice <3 gay ) specifically things with deep complex lore, movies with puzzles/things that need to be solved, def watched interstellar a couple times and like, donnie darko bc of all the time lore ( that movie does freak him out btw, he was clenching hard the first time he watched it because he thought that the fucking rabbit dude was gonna kill everyone and it was gonna turn into a horror movie which...more on that subject l8r )

and i bet you he says his fav movie is some big brain movie in like swedish, black and white, is all philisophical and pretentious and deep but tbh...? i think jersey's favorite movies are specifically old romance movies like fkn casablanca, gone with the wind type stuff. yes, kyle being a secret romantic boy is very cute to me, i fucking love him so much, he is secretly v sentimental and warm.

if you've seen gossip girl, jersey is a blair waldorf variant

( which, okay sidebar for nina lore but i watched a fuck ton of gossip girl growing up and i had such a fat crush on serena van der woodsen, like not even blake lively, specifically serena van der woodsen like i have mental problems, i would not fumble her, fuck you so much, dan humphrey, serena please ONE CHANCE!!!!!! )

and i think he fucks very heavy with audrey hepburn and her movies, like roman holiday, sabrina, okay my fair lady is so jersey coded bc of his new jersey slaughterhouse accent/its a musical and he is a dork, he does like musicals so much buuuut i think his favorite movie is my favorite movie which is...breakfast at tiffany's. WHICH???

okay, if you think about it is super interesting given stan's previous line of work ( which okay, i know he wasn't really doing anything and just sort of enduring it to be able to sing, but being trapped in that uncomfortable, hypersexual environment and being constantly percieved & being constantly obsessed over. )

he do be skipping over the all the really insensitive shit w/ the overblown racist asian caricature of holly's neighbor ( that man is too loud anyways he's like please shut up, his ears are sensitive...both to sound and just in general, fml there's a nsfw headcannon abt that ) but idk all the romantic stuff is very cute, he likes the cinnamontophography, all of holly's stuff about getting over her fear of commitment, the fashion statements...chef's kiss to him.

i think he also fucks secretly with pride and prejudice like pep!kyle wHERE IS THE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE THEMED MARRIAGE PROPOSAL STAN I'M WAITING!!!! kyle can quote it line for line, i think he likes when they're set in victorian periods like omg i bet you he watched bridgerton and was obsessed lmaooo, all the adpations of emma jane austen movies, atonement...stuff like that. he does make stan watch them with him sometimes and stan is so hopeless his adhd is so bad he needs ACTION also all the shakespeare-y speak stresses him out so bad, he asks so many questions and can't sit still.

he does...sigh, strategically time makeout sessions In The Middle Of Movies when he gets bored, kyle is like stanley marsh that is not going to work...it does...work everytime skdhshds speaking of that nsfw hc, kyle's neck and ears are hella sensitive so if you like drag ur teeth along his ear or start trailing kisses down his neck, his mind goes completely blank, stan does it when kyle's yelling at him about stuff all the time, kyle gets so mad at him later...and i do mean later because he is like i have to do something first ( hint: it's stan, lmao )

SPEAKING OF STAN!!!!! in vein of them being opposites attract kings, stan is naught an old soul ( i mean, in terms of music, he is sorta vintage ) and fucks very heavy with new movies. he really likes actiony stuff, lots of explosions and shit, very loud, very fast-paced. i feel like he likes superhero movies, like part of the stan name is because he was like eight and thought stan lee was a GENIUS. he watched into the spiderverse like...40 times. he has mental problems. stan likes cars, he does like the fast and furious movies, smh.

i think he...Specifically likes horror movies, though? because he is a spooky ooky edgy boy halloween KING? they just scratch an itch in his brain and he is engaged the entire time because there is either constant suspense or crazy amounts of action and running around. KYLE HATES IT, BTW!!!! kyle is a scaredy cat. like he is the scariest motherfucker on planet earth in person, but the silences and shit freak him out so much, he is not good with jump scares, he is behind his hands, in stan's lap, swearing soooo much like stanstanstan what the fuck I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF, HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST mOVE??? stan is deeply amused and thinks it is adorable, so he does subject kyle to stan spooky scary movie hour sometimes just to hold him...gaaaaay! idk which one is his favorite i have to get back to you on that. if you have suggestions like me know haha i am also...a scaredy cat.

a couple last things on stan and horror movies though is, i feel like that might be a contreversial take because stan doesn't like blood, but i think the scenarios being fake and because he works with so much fake blood doing whore-ror crimson dawn music videos, he just knows what it looks like and can tell hella quick. if he knows it's not real, it does not freak him out. i think he only thing he doesn't like is animals being killed...like people are fine??? help??? oh my god??? but not dogs or anything. he will cry and cower.

i also think that...weirdly...it combats his ptsd? specfifically final girl type movies where someone lives and kills the antagonist in a horror movie because it's very...relevant to him and reminds him that you can survive something horrible and be okay. and again, even when it's a total wipeout and not a happy ending, the catharsis of being scared and surprised is relaxing to him and knowing scary things can happen and be fake/everyday is not war or hell is good for him. he does avoid specifically triggering things with farms or fire? unless there is something where setting something on fire as a final girl/boy saves the town or everyone because...again...relevant and healing.

idk...complicated, but we get my gist, yeah?

i think they do a movie night once a week or something and they alternate choosing...they also complain bc their movie tastes are so different but love conquers all lmao, and they can always watch lotr and star wars and stuff. I THINK WHEN THEY'RE BEING CUTE THEY WATCH STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIES AND STUFF??? SO CUTE OMG. speaking of cartoons and anime adjacent things...stan do be making kyle watch stanime...kyle is in hell...jersey is like why are there so many boobs, why are they screaming, why are there 1000 episodes, he does also strategically plan makeout sessions ( i am so sorry it doesn't always work, stans boyfail cringe energy is so strong it's so awful, kyle is like literally on top of him and is like ;) if you turn the tv off, i can turn something else on and stan is like baby, you are blocking the epic battle scene, he's about to charge up his attack!!! KHDLSK I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN KYLE IS GONNA KILL HIM )

they do watch a lot of tv shows together, kyle's comfort television shows are still say yes to the dress and masterchef/gordon ramsey food network cooking competition type stuff — bc i'm watching next level chef, they are also watching next level chef and they scream so much like bRO HE'S GONNA MISS THE PLATFORM WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS HE DOING!!!! it's so funny

speaking of say yes to the dress tho and stuff like that when kyle comes in all busted up from his bar fight and stan's patching it up, towards the end of that interaction right before they get back together, kyle is like "did you watch the new one?" and stan's like "no. i couldn't watch it without you. & even if i could, i wouldn't bc i don't know, i just didn't want to think about people being in..."

and kyle just takes a deep, steep breath and is like...

"...love."

and stan nods.

fuck my life.

ANYWAYS! there you go!

-uncle nina, butcherer of headcannons

[revenantghost]

Of course I say goodbye, and get in a car accident right outside of my house.

I fucking hate everything.

[padfootastic]

apparently we’re talking about harry’s first word and i have a convenient (if a bit roughly written) ficlet from 2017 that details the only correct answer to that.

“Wakey wakey Sunshines!” A loud voice rang in the room, making James Potter groan and pull the covers over his head, tightly. He didn’t need to see to know who it was shouting around at this obscene hour, the cheerful voice was enough to clue him in.

“Go away, Sirius,” A sleep laden voice mumbled beside him, causing him to automatically smile.

“Oh, well, look at that Prongslet, mummy and daddy don’t want to see us,” James could almost hear the pout in his voice, which distracted him from his words for a second. He shot up straight, however, when he heard a very familiar giggle.

Blinking rapidly, he blindly groped around for his glasses. As soon as he put them on, the first thing he noticed was the highly amused Sirius Black standing in the doorway, a giggling Harry in his arms. The second was that Lily, who had jerked up too, wasn’t wearing anything. Something Sirius noticed immediately after him. James was eternally grateful that he had Harry with him because if he hadn’t, then Merlin knew he would’ve done more than smirk lecherously at the two of them before turning away.

He heard Lily sigh beside him and turned to her with a sheepish look on his face.

“There’s a reason his Animagus is a dog, James,” Lily winked. “Chill.”

It was times like this he thanked his lucky stars that he found a woman like her. Not everyone could put up with his best mate like that, with a smile and a wink. Sirius’ voice broke through his gratitude, however, making him scowl.

“If you guys are appropriately dressed, Prongslet and I have something for you.”

“Well, better see what that’s about then,” Lily shrugged, before Accio-ing a shirt and a pair of shorts. After a shout of ‘come in’, godfather and godson, looking remarkably similar with the identical smiles on their faces, entered the room.

“Had a lot of fun last night, did you?” Sirius, predictably, smirked.

“Oh, fu-”

“Plenty, Padfoot,” Lily cut across James, knowing he was not the most cheerful when he was woken up in the morning, unlike Sirius and apparently Harry, who was gurgling happily at his godfather, “But you already knew that. So what’re you here for?”

It was clearly visible that Sirius was restraining himself for the sake of Harry, and so instead of saying anything, he just waved his wand in the direction of the door. “Harry and I,” Here he looked meaningfully at the boy in his arms, who nodded vigorously, “decided we wanted to surprise you this fine morning. So we made you breakfast!”

Just as he finished, a tray floated into the room and settled down onto the blanket between James and Lily. It was laden with fried bacon, scrambled eggs and toast, fresh fruits, grilled tomatoes, hash browns and cereal. It was an eccentric mix of foods, a mix of all the things he and Lily loved. Without even bothering to thank the man—and boy—he immediately grabbed the bowl of cut fruits and dug in. It was sprinkled with the spice they got from the Indian store down the lane, just the way he liked it.

Lily, on the other hand, was a little more in control. Not that that was saying much, of course.

“Sirius. I am officially in love with you,” was the only thing she said before she speared strips of bacon onto her fork and dug in.

The man in question could only look on in amusement at the pair before him. It was no secret that they were messy eaters, though no one would expect it of them. James had the habit of eating really messily, with bits and pieces falling everywhere, while Lily had a tendency to over stuff her mouth, like a chipmunk, making it seem like she was seconds away from bursting. Neither of them had what you call table manners. Which just made this all the more amusing for Sirius.

“Look, Prongslet, it seems that they like our food,” Sirius tickled his godson under the chin, making him giggle.

“Pa’foo!” he suddenly cried out, making Sirius freeze.

“Wha-what did you say, Harry?” he turned to Harry with shock on his face, eyes blinking rapidly.

“Pa’foo,” he replied with a toothy smile, reaching out to pull at Sirius’ hair.

Sirius blinked before slowly turning to look at the two parents, who had comically stopped mid-breakfast with their mouths hanging open. He had to stop himself from wincing when he saw Lily’s aforementioned habit of stuffing herself on full display, but he couldn’t deny, even through his shock, how hilarious the two of them looked just then.

“Did-Did he just-?” James whispered, sausage forgotten.

“I think he did, James,” Lily said, just as shocked.

“Pa’foo!” Harry giggled again, as if he had found a favorite word he didn’t want to stop saying.

That seemed to break the two parents from their stupor. Sirius couldn’t help the snicker that escaped him when he saw the indignation growing on his best mate’s face.

“Sirius Orion Black,” James growled dangerously, moving to get out of the bed.

“Woah careful there, tiger. Don’t forget you’re pretty naked right now,” Lily cautioned him with a hand on his chest.

“Nothing you or I haven’t seen before, Lils,” Sirius winked, making her snort at the shameless response.

“How is it,” James started again, this time while safely ensconced in his blanket, “that my son’s first word is your name?”

“It’s clear, isn't it, Prongs? He just likes me more,” Sirius sniggered, planting an affectionate kiss on his godson’s messy hair.

“Oh no, you don’t,” James snapped, “You give him to me right now. That’s it. I’m cutting you off.”

“From Harry?” Sirius said incredulously, before turning to Harry with a mischievous look on his face, “Hey love, wanna go to daddy?”

Harry looked at him with his head cocked to one side, blinking owlishly and promptly snuggled back into his chest.

“There’s your answer, Prongs,” Sirius gestured triumphantly to Harry, loving the way James was getting redder by the second. Before he could say anything, though, Sirius backed out of the room with a cheeky, “Enjoy your breakfast!”

As soon as he turned away, however, two overpowered Stinging Hexes hit him dead center on each of his lower cheeks, making him yelp in pain.

He should have known that James wouldn’t have just let him go just like that.

[isa-ah]

fionna and cake was so good I haven't been able to stop thinking about it like at all since I finished watching it

[dnangelic]

"This is a very serious question, so I need you to think about it carefully, alright? And just so you know, there is no wrong answer, so I won't be mad no matter what." She's staring straight into his eyes while leaning in, her eyebrows raised and lips set into a firm line. Who knows what stakes might be met with this? She allows a few seconds to pass before clearing her throat. "Hm-hm. White chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate?"

@deiscension

uh , wasn't that sort of a contradiction ? as in , it's a seriously serious question , but the result didn't really seem to matter ? the furrow in daisuke's brow eases only to twist a little into confusion . admittedly , his heart had jumped into his throat at first sound of interrogation ... but shi qingxuan's reassurance relieves him enough to only stand puzzled and somewhat terrified , red-flushed , stiff-shouldered , and tight-lipped , until the query's finally fired , point blank at him .

--- thank goodness it ends up being nothing that he was afraid of .

' c ... chocolate ? ' right , valentines was practically already here , wasn't it ? it was hard not to get a little excited ; to feel the love in the air and indulge a little in the season as a hopeless romantic . between love-letters and roses , chocolates and endless swathes of pink and red , he's been lost behind his own dreamy-minded , rosy tints . enough so that dark himself had been perpetually teasing him over his flustered feelings ; things like his childish but innocent hopes and his empty-handed expectations .

it was only a little depressing . pulling the school fire alarm and wrapping up then stealing away the entirety of azumano's sacrificial mound of chocolates to the great phantom thief dark had felt both dramatic and fulfilling ( and , if anything , disruptive and intrusive ) enough . without any suspicion or upheld hopes , he can only wonder just what sort of influence his meager opinions might have had on shi qingxuan's decisions , and what exactly the sudden wonder over the various states of chocolate might have been for .

' i mean , uh ... i --- don't really have an opinion ... ' but that's not very helpful at all , is it ? ' it's hard to choose . white chocolate goes great with things like strawberries or cookie bits , but milk chocolate is the easiest to find , and it probably has the best sweetness . dark chocolate is bitter , but because it's stronger , it goes well after having milk or white ... ' wha , crap , was this sounding too much like 'all or nothing ?!'

there had been a reason why he had stolen the entire mound of valentines meant for dark , after all !

' b-but , um ... ! what i think really matters is who you're giving it to ! or how it's made , or delivered ... the feelings behind it ! something like that --- ! because even if it's the type that someone doesn't like , as long as it's from a friend or someone important to them , they'll still accept it , i think . a chocolate doesn't have to be any best flavor to make someone happy . or , sometimes it's the reverse , and the best chocolate in someone's mind , their favorite flavor , ends up being born thanks to the consideration of someone else . '

happy memories . comforting memories . nostalgic , pure , sugary , and sometimes bitter-sweet memories . always , from the bottom of his heart --- ' it ... might not be the same for everyone , but for some people , i think ... more than anything , it's the thought that counts . ' he flushes ; stands steady in place . he can't help but wonder if she might burst into laughter and say that he was taking such a simple question so seriously , and yet , ' i ... um , hope that helps --- ? '

[mediapen]

this is the worst fucking trip of my life. i spent a week in russia having a massive panic attack every fucking day and THIS is the worst trip of my life

[jentlemahae]

why is that girl not behind bars

[kenobihater]

i hit the post limit today... i think i did that MAYBE once when i was 15, or i could be misremembering. either way being sick and bored out of my mind is probs the reason for that. apologies for the reblog spam 😭

[pumpkinsouppe]

The hero of time is the best Link simply bc no other Links will jump on someone’s back and start smacking them in the ass with the master sword

The runner up goes to botw Link for getting to experience the carriage scene in Skyrim

[boxwinebaddie]

sooooo is peppermint ever updating like...lmao....

woah.

wooooooah.

okay, like maybe i'm being sensitive, but i do NOT fuck with this energy. do not come at me with this passive aggressive bs. thx! <3

jokes aside, i'm sorry for being unprofessional, but this message feels very meanspirited and not chill to me....please take several seats.

so, no one asked me to, which is fine, but since about april, i have written over 100k, which is about the length of two novels. i wrote very detailed plot journals, meticulously planned my fanfiction out, did extensive research, nearly destroyed my fingers formatting, spiraled mentally several times, cried several nights over peppermint, self isolated, frightened several people in my life, ate and slept so infrequently that i developed a bacterial infection, and nearly failed my finals trying to put peppermint out every single week without fail.

and i do it for me...but mostly...

i do it for all of you.

because i love and cherish you all very much. ( even you, ominous energy anon who is currently polluting my hot girl vibe palace. )

a lot of you have expressed to me that my fanfictions bring great joy, that you feel seen in them, that they positively influence your real lives, that you get excited about my updates and like my writing style, characterizations and storytelling. that gives me great purpose.

recently, the tags have been dry as hell, the sp fandom feels almost nonexistent, my faith and inspiration is fading, but i am doing my very best to hang in there because even though sometimes i get stuck, or my fingers hurt or i feel inadequate or uninspired, it is worth it to me...to make you happy. making you happy makes me happy.

but this...this is really not cute.

and i have had a lot of self doubt and struggles with writing and wondering what the hell i'm even doing and if it's worth it and stuff like this...this energy...really makes me want to irish goodbye! lol!

i do not know when my fanfictions are updating. i wrote old chapters 11 and 12 under a lot of stress, pressure, with no planning, just because i was anxious about keeping you all waiting and i have never felt worse or more embarrassed about something i've written.

so those chapters are gone. because i care about quality. and i cannot rush to produce quality or i will produce garbage which benefits no one. i care about you all too much to half ass my shit.

i don't like to write when i don't want to. and this....really does not make me want to, so thank you very much! feeling the love, bestie!

but to my friends and dear devoted readers who have been kind to me, patient and supportive of my journey as a writer/whatever twists and turns i may make, whether i stop or start, take off or take breaks. i love you very, very, much and i really do write for you. ily, ncu. <3

so when rm 4 drops ( if it does ) and new pep 12 ( if it does ), it will be for all of you kind, lovely, wonderful people and it would be my honor.

but as for you...my friend.

...clearly, there is something hardening over your heart.

something in your life....something you can't process...something that you're projecting onto me...whatever the case...

negativity is a disease, darling,

and from the very bottom of my heart,

i hope you heal. :)

-uncle nina

[elijah-inmymind]

lmao mum was talking about these friends of friends i’ve met like twice ever and i didn’t remember who they were until i remembered being 12 years old and repeatedly whacking the dad with my book (while still keeping my page) for making a gay joke, after sitting through like an hour of the intensely feminist mum (heart in the right place, very misguided) insisting that i was oppressed and subconsciously ashamed of my body (i wasn’t) bc i refused to shave my legs but also ‘hid’ them by wearing pants a lot.

shaving is pointless if ur 12 and autistic and have no concept of the social expectation that gives many young girls that final push to start shaving, and pants are great when ur 12 and autistic and obsessed with collecting as many different colours of skinny jeans as possible bc they’re comfy and u love colours.

also their daughter was ANNOYING. she has a baby now tho which is alright bc i do actually think she’s smart as well as annoying.