#soup's yapping

[soupsontheside]

Category is Hange vibing with creachers again

[soupsontheside]

Ding ding ding we have a winnerrr

Lmao but fr this made me choke on the bus cause my original file name for this drawing is "hansinterrogation" so you're spot on👏

The commander

[abbyspup]

thinking about taking care of abby when she gets sick. she strikes me as one of those people who rarely ever get sick, not even a cold, but when she does it hits her hard. i’m talking can barely stand without getting dizzy. she’s so stubborn too, insisting she’s fine, telling you that you need to attend your classes or work, explaining that she’s a big girl, and can handle herself.

after a looong time of insisting that she needs someoen to take care of her, someone to help her move around, she caves, huffing and pouting, trying to pretend she’s not internally thrilled with the idea of you playing nurse all day.

once fed and medicated this woman is all over you, curled into your lap like an overgrown house cat. she’s kissing your hands (she’d make a show out of frowning and shaking her head each time you’d kiss her mouth, reminding you she’ll get you sick), murmuring soft “thank you”s and “don’t know what i’d do without you” as she drifts off into a heavy sleep, snoring and mumbling as she has the craziest fever dreams that she will force you to listen to the second she wakes up, no matter what hour it is, or if you’re sound asleep.

[divinit3a]

oh, no. it's another au ⚠️⚠️⚠️ somniphobia spoilers, if you are... worried about that... 👍

and this one is just -- 100% silly

without further ado, Go my scarab: Somniphobia AU, But (animatronic) Moon actually has to be Sam's Dad Now. No take-backs. That teenage boy ghost is your son.

additional sketches & rambling below cut 👇

Let's go on a walk down memory lane together, shall we?

I, Pom, am doing a little research into Sun & Moon, because well, this is FNAF. The ghosts-inside-robots series. I am mildly concerned that the robot has a ghost inside it that I should really, really, know about.

Enter: Moondrop Hologram from Tales of the Pizzaplex Novellas, Somniphobia

Alright, I say. In a spin-off, there is a hypothetical Dad Moon. And so, I read Somniphobia. And then, I draw silly shitposts bc thats what I do.

the FNAF SB fathers support group (Freddy & Roxy) gains another member

[butchbonerot]

I think one of my favorite parts of stone butch blues is the way it explores the relationship between butchness and transmascness. When I was a young teen in online spaces I was told I couldn't be a he/they lesbian, so for years I identified as a trans man. It wasn't a bad experience or anything, but it wasn't right for me. Eventually it started itching every time someone would call me something masculine - something that had previously brought me such queer joy. It felt like I was being erased, like people weren't really seeing all of me. Butch gender is so complicated and there aren't any easy answers. I still don't neatly fit into gender boxes, sometimes the things that make me happy "don't make sense", but I no longer care about that. My identity doesn't need to make sense to anyone else, and neither does yours

[deadlysoupy]

How many continuities do you ship starbee in?

(to everyone who sent me requests i will get to them trust i'm just going over the asks that are easy to answer first)

despite being a committed starbee fan, i only ship them in a couple of continuities actually! they're very limited and exclusive i feel like, like i said that one time - they either stick together like glue, or they're like fridge magnets, as in they can never make contact ever

my original starbee was in idw, as with many people. i don't really remember how i even came to like them, i vaguely remember reblogging a few arts when i finished some idw issue? and then i was like huh yeah they're kinda gay huh, and then the floodgates OPENED and it was the most insane thing i've gotten into, it literally changed my life, i love you idw starbee forever and ever

now, i like cyberverse as much as the next guy, but starbee in cyberverse is very lowkey to me. i LIKE them, i wish they had more screentime together, and the moments that they DO have are amazing (@/whatwooshkai said once that cbv!starbee are exes and its SO real for their relationship), and the couple of fics i read of them were some of my favourites so yaaaay

and, of course, my king, my queen, my sweet patootie, is earthspark starbee. yes its made up. no i will not back down from my beliefs. look at my blog. you know. its been two years since the tfe!starbee brainworms hit and they aren't going away any time soon (g1 gets an honourable mention for a couple of scenes but eh i can't take the show seriously sometimes so shrugs i like them in concept)

as a side-note i actually consider bee to be aroace or on the spectrum at least so he's very limited to which romances i attribute to him, so starbee is like my roman empire and possibly the only ship i will ever see with bee. its a cosmic-level destiny for them its in the stars. ye

[s0uper-soup]

If ur gonna write about DC comics pls read DC Comics. Like I thought it was a given but alas

“Disregarding Canon” perhaps learn about the canon first. Have to learn the rules before you break em

Reading comics isn’t going to give u more of a disease than writing fanfiction already has PLEASE KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT BEFORE YOU TALK

[noctiva]

toby being an outdoorsy, wilderness trained guy so it’s very easy to get him to agree when you propose… shibari

because he already knows all of the knots and how to tie them. already knows where on the body couldn’t take the strain

so you find yourself sat on your bed in nothing but your underwear, trembling as you feel the roughness of rope snaking around your body. toby in silent concentration as he weaves you into an absolute masterpiece.

binding your arms behind your back with careful precision, humming softly to himself as he loops the rope up and under - giving it a slight little tug here and there to check the tension.

‘is it too t-tight?’ ‘you l-look like a work of art.’

watching you struggle a little as you realize how securely he’s bound you. excitement bubbling in your stomach once you realize you’re completely at his mercy. shoulders aching from being pinned back, but it’s the good kind of hurt. same as the rope biting into your skin.

and when it’s all over, he’d marvel at the marks left behind. red indentations all over your skin, like a ghost of the pattern he had tied you up in.

[montysoup]

'Can 2 men not just be friends?'

Sure they can, infact it's rude to assume they're anything more than that if they're real-life people. Of course, just because it's rude doesn't mean your wrong but as my dad (and lots of other people I'm sure) likes to say, 'assuming makes an ass out of you and me'.

However if the 2 men in this situation are fictional then them just being friends is entirely up to interpretation.

A straight person might just see them as friends because it's content and we all like to see content that represents us -even if they already have abundances of it.

And a queer person might see them as potential lovers, both due to being more open-minded to something like that and because, as I previously said, people like to be represented.

Now I don't mean to say straight people aren't open minded because, fact is, your sexuality does not define how open you are to things. All I'm saying is a queer person is more likely to already be open-minded due to having to realise their sexuality is different from the perceived 'normal' and having to be accepting of it.

So in conclusion, yeah 2 guys can absolutely only be best pals but that might just be how only you see it, and maybe there's something you need to look deeper into if you're getting upset at people interpreting the relationship of 2 fictional guys as romantic.

[swatch-ful]

One time I had a dream and it was at a wedding and the important part was that HMS were there (though it was not the wedding of any of them just to be clear) and the more important part was that Mind in particular was there in a dress and I think that is Important

[lolita-ily]

SOUP ANON.

LOTF FANDOM. WE NEED TO HUNT DOWN THE SOUP ANON WHO’S BEEN TERRIFYING US WITH SOUP OR DEATH.

[soupsontheside]

My first (and hopefully last lmao) nendoroids!

I've actually had Hange for quite a while but I finally got Levi today and I couldn't not photograph him in his massive sweater 😭❣️ which turned into a whole photoshoot (domestic levihan save me)

I didn't have any clothes for him so I dug up my old barbies and that's an old ken shirt that I had to fold multiple times to get even this small xD and lucked out with finding the jeans, no idea I had those or what dolI they originally belonged to but I chopped a few centimetres off and ended up giving them to Hange and Hange's pants to Levi :'D Also I never let go of my childhood lps and their stuff so that was fun to use for props, guess I just really like toys and little critters

I never really vibed with nendoroids before, like I always thought they were cute enough but not really it for me until

1. I realised there's these larger jointed bodies for them (I used to be really into monster high so of course it was all over for me right then)

2. These two dolls just speak to me lmao I love their stupid little faces they're so silly goofy like the moment I saw them I became that "girl don't do it nah I'm just thinking about it" meme😂 (and to be fair I really did think about it for months) and I'm so happy to finally have them together:')

[soupsontheside]

@starshower1215 Wow, thanks for such a long and lovely comment/discussion! I agree what you said about Reiner and I actually had in my notes for this au that Reiner is the most accepting/understanding of Hange's situation overall (and regarding their relationship with Levi considering his crush on Historia xD) but tumblr was messing up the post so at that point I just wrote kind of a condensed version of that part.

You're also spot on about Hange feeling torn between their family (especially Essie) and Paradis, and if their family wasn't a factor they might just desert Marley all together. Of course there's risk in that and they know others would be sent after them and that's what already kind of happened in the au since they got so immersed in their life on Paradis that they put off contacting Marley, even though in their defence Eren hadn't shown up yet.

Again thanks for taking the time to engage with this au on this level❣️❣️

long post alert

Marleyan Hange au

I've wanted to try my hand at a Marley au for ages and well I have been doing it for ages too because this got way out of hand lmao, like this is part one out of at least three (that's how far I've drawn), probably more if I follow my plan to go over the whole canon in little vignettes like these.

There's a bit (a lot) of yapping about the au itself under the cut if you want some context:

First of all disclaimer this isn't like super thought out in the logic sense and when you spot plot holes just uh ignore them ig xD this whole thing started from me just wanting to draw a few specific scenes

So basically Hange is born and raised in Marley, trained into a warrior and sent to scout out Paradis a few years before the Marley kids in canon do. In the pic there's a little bit of their childhood, they and Zeke are friends and I gave them a little sister for reasons:)

Hange's parents are fanatically loyal to Marley and so were they before they actually were sent out to war as a warrior candidate and saw how Marley uses eldians as disposable weapons, which caused them to question how things were and become kind of disillusioned. They kept their true feelings to themself and continued going along with it, feeling that gaining honorary status for their family is the best thing they could do for them and it would give their sister Essie a peaceful life.

After they come back from the war they and Zeke are promoted to warriors, Zeke gets the beast titan and Hanged gets... Also the beast titan?? Or maybe jaw I really don't know XD (here's kinda the biggest plothole so if you're super attached to the canon lore and rules I'm sorry idgaf I'm just here to draw freaky titan and put blorbo in situations so there's an extra titan now) anyway it's based on a hyena, I also thought about a kangaroo but that felt too powerful, imagine that thing jumping super high and slamming down to cause an earthquake or something.

Anyway Hange is sent to Paradis to look for the coordinate. They immediately fall in love with odm-gear the minute they see it since they're still their ever curious scientist self. This leads them to join the military, though they justify it to themself by researching what the enemy can do. They find that they actually really like life on Paradis, not the least because they can be their true self and most people accept them as they are, whereas in Marley they had to assimilate to stricter gender roles.

Eventually a certain Levi is scouted into joining the survey corps and Hange's immediately interested in him (totally for research purposes, yeah) and it takes a while but suddenly they realise Levi is their closest friend and maybe not just a friend anymore, which seems mutual but they dance around the subject until Levi's had enough and just straight up kisses them. They get together and on the other hand Hange is the happiest they've ever been but on the other they're panicking inside cause they know this can't last and the guilt is eating them up

Canon happens pretty much as it does, Reiner & co are sent to Paradis cause Hange has taken too long without presenting results. Once the kids are in the military Hange makes sure they don't blow Hange's cover even when the kids are revealed to be titans. The Marley kids are shocked when they realise Hange is in a relationship with Levi and have differing opinions on it, but Hange can be scary when they want to to shut their questions down

Shit has been going down, it's the night before they'll leave for Shiganshina and Hange knows this is the last peaceful time they're going to spend with Levi, because tomorrow they're going to have to go back to their old life and fulfill their mission.

[squoobest]

i should be writing my paper rn

[lordofthesoups]

i have returned to the special interest in psychotropic drugs and hallucinogenics. Help. I cant deal with trying to pretend to be normal about this again.

[starii-lins]

moth!!!! new ref sheet bcs im changing her design and ive been thinking abt her more and i have a lot to say and and and

aslo relationship chart