#source: @moshpitjones on tiktok
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3ds fire emblem is fun because with the power of hair color you can make anybody siblings even if they really shouldn't ever be
#source: @moshpitjones on tiktok#fire emblem#fe inigo#fe severa#fe shitpost#cordelia/olivia implied?? lmao??#chromlivia truther til i die but this. this is such a funny family dynamic to me i cant even lie#do NOT talk to me about the shade of red on inigo#i couldnt find a good way to get cordelia’s red on him so i improvised. shut up#this has been in my drafts for like months btw i dont even know if its funny#but i still think them as siblings is one of the funniest pairs you could make in awakening#they steal all the hot water from their moms when they both take 2 hour long showers
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Karma, texting Asano: Call 911
Asano, confused: Why? What’s happening? What’s the deal?
Karma:
Asano: Hello?
Karma:
Asano, getting concerned: Answer me! What’s happening!?
Karma: We’re good. never mind :D
Asano: What happened? What was going on!?
Karma: it doesn’t matter we’re fine
Asano, pissed: It does matter! What provoked you to do this!?
Karma: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#source: moshpitjones on tiktok#assassination classroom au#anime#manga#karma and asano sibling au#I know I said I wanted angst#but also the sibling dynamic would be so chaotic#karma and Rio were hanging out#unsupervised#that should be enough to worry Asano#asano gakushuu#karma akabane#rio nakamura#assclass#assassination classroom#ansatsu kyoushitsu#incorrect assassination classroom#incorrect quote#inccorect assclass quote
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A Loving Rivalry
Hunter: You suck
Amity: You suck MORE
Hunter: I went to church today just to PRAY ON YOUR DOWNFALL
Amity:
Hunter:
Amity: Camila made flapjacks
Hunter: Ok I’m coming
#source: tiktok#moshpitjones#hunter owl house#hunter toh#amity blight#amity toh#incorrect owl house quotes#incorrect quotes#the owl house#toh#admin beryl
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Mikey: /with his phone/ Hey…
Raph: What?
Mikey: Do you know this guy?
Raph: Yeah, I met him at Galaxy Con that one time.
Mikey: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.
Raph: Have you ever met him?
Mikey: No?
Raph: Then don’t let him follow you.
Mikey: But that’s mean!
Raph: You don’t know him!
Mikey: BUT YOU DO!
Raph: WE AREN’T THE SAME PERSON!
Mikey: But I just wanna be nice!
Raph:
Mikey:
Raph:
Mikey: ANSWER ME!
Raph: My answer literally HASN’T CHANGED!
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[A text message conversation]
Asmo: i'm getting Starbucks what do you want
Mammon:
Asmo: i'm in line what do you want
Mammon:
Asmo: i'm about to order what do you want
Mammon:
Asmo: uh, HELLO??
Mammon:
[later]
Asmo: this tastes good
Mammon: can you get me a drink-
Asmo: i already bought it
Mammon: THEN GO BACK AND GET ME A DRINK
Asmo: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IDIOT-
#source: moshpitjones from tiktok#obey me#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#obey me asmodeus#obeymeincorrect#mammonincorrect#asmodeusincorrect
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Nao: /with her phone/ Hey…
Hisashi: What.
Nao: Do you know this guy?
Hisashi: Yeah, I went to school with him like two years ago.
Nao: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.
Hisashi: Have you ever met him?
Nao: No?
Hisashi: Then don’t let him follow you.
Nao: But that’s mean!
Hisashi: You don’t know him!
Nao: BUT YOU DO!
Hisashi: WE AREN’T THE SAME PERSON!
Nao: But I just wanna be nice!
Hisashi:
Nao:
Hisashi:
Nao: ANSWER ME!
Hisashi: My answer literally HASNT CHANGED!
#source: Tiktok - @moshpitjones#good morning call#it’s my blog and if I want to write an incorrect quote for a completely different series I will
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This screams Raph and Leo!
Source: moshpitjones on TikTok
I can just see this conversation happening between them at some point.
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#just sibling things#raph and leo#raph#leo#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#bayverse turtles#bayverse tmnt#tmnt comics#raphael#leonardo#guess which is which
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Belos: If you had four apples, and I took away 3 of them, how many would you have left
Hunter: Uhhh… four?
Belos: *hits him with his staff*
Belos: IF YOU HAD FOUR APPLES
Hunter: *loud sobbing*
#source: tiktok#moshpitjones#belos the owl house#fuck belos#phillip wittebane#belos toh#hunter owl house#hunter toh#incorrect owl house quotes#incorrect quotes#the owl house#toh#admin beryl
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Joey: YOU SUCK
Tristan: YOU SUCK MORE
Joey: I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY JUST TO PRAY FOR YOUR DOWNFALL!!!
Tristan:
Joey:
Tristan: Mom made pancakes
Joey: Okay I’m coming
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Mikey, don’t take Donnie’s chips!
Source: moshpitjones on TikTok.
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#mikey and donnie#just sibling things#mikey#donnie#tmnt mikey#tmnt donnie#michelangelo#donatello#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#tmnt bayverse#bayverse turtles#tmnt comics
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