#source: good omen

[the-black-bulls]

Yami: So. What are you in the mood for now?

Nacht, facing his brother: ...Alcohol. Quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol.

[miniiinebulaee]

[Aziraphale voice] i'm soft!

[neil-gaiman]

Various sources are constantly telling me various things about the production of go3 and it’s all very confusing. Are you or are you not in the process of writing?

Yes, I am.

[matt-w-blogging]

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon

[mimisempai]

Sweet torture...

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost : here

[incorrectgoodomenss]

Aziraphale, seeing Crowley walk in: So, do I have a husband or a wife today?

Crowley: Since you ate the last slice of pizza you have an enemy.

[cuntbrow]

this is how looney tunes sex truthers will win

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: And then he, uh and then he kissed me. Michael, who is so done at this point: Tongue? Aziraphale: Yeah. Uriel: Cool, now anyways the Second Coming- Aziraphale: But like, he had about 6000 years to do it, well I mean the arrangement started maybe 1500 years ago but- The rest of Angels: *groans*

[kurara-black-blog]

Lucifer: Well, figure something out or I–

Alastor: *freezes and look at him*

Lucifer: I'm never bickering with you again!

Alastor: Shit– *desperately trying to think*

[spacecravat]

the thing with good omens is that ultimately it doesn’t even matter to me if it’s kinda bad sometimes. these are my good friends aziraphale and crowley and i WOULD watch them do silly pointless nonsense for hours

[the-meme-monarch]

adam: i just want to make up games for my friends to play

gabriel and beezlebub: christ you are extremely fucking selfish. die

adam: i am 11 years old

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Didn’t someone actually accuse Neil gaiman of something recently?

sexual abuse, yes.

Which he more or less admitted to but blamed the women for so.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Crowley: It just doesn’t make sense!

Child!Y/N: *clearly having spent too much time around him and starting to develop his sarcasm* It would if you were smarter

[miniiinebulaee]

Splatoon x Good Omens AU concept!!! (Fresh Omens as a potential name?) this started as a little doodle idea but then i got a little too invested in it whoops

[goodomensbutwrong]

Aziraphale: I love murder mysteries!

Crowley , trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: What was it Scott said that got everybody so upset? Stiles: Be kind to each other. Derek: Oh yeah that'll do it.