#source: mike and molly

[oceanview15]

Zuko and Sokka looking at Katara and Suki

Zuko: For whatever reason, these smart, beautiful women chose us.

Sokka: And that begs the question... are they really that smart?

[uncorrectintamed]

Jin Ling: I am the kind of person who likes to think things through.

Lan Jingyi: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shinigami: Nice shirt. Was it a gift?

April: No.

Shinigami: Really? You paid for that?

[capndragn94]

Sea Hawk: What are you doing home? Your wife's out of town. You should be out having fun.

Hordak: I don't like doing anything without Entrapta. I'm going to eat one of the prepared dinners she left me, go to bed at 8:30, and smell her pillow until I fall asleep.

Sea Hawk: You, disgust me.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Nice sweater. Was it a gift?

Richie: No

Bev: Really? You paid for that?

[zootopiathingz]

Mario: I’m the kind of person that likes to think things through.

Luigi: since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Julie: I'm the kind of girl who likes to think things through.

Frank: Since when?! I once saw you trying to eat marshmallow that was still on fire!

[incorrectringsofpower]

Nori: I'm the kind of gal that likes to think things through. Poppy: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Bloo: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through. Mac: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[rixi-96]

Tae: New drinking game! We take a shot everytime Gin-san says something stupid.

Tsukuyo: I don't think we have enough tequila.

Kyuubei: I don't think Mexico has enough tequila.

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Beebe: Nice shirt. Was it a gift? Doug: No. Beebe: Really? You paid for that?

[oceanview15]

Bruce: I wanna go over the plan with you.

Selina: Ah, yes, the plan. You had it laminated...

Bruce: You say that like it's a weird thing.

[thepixarau]

Ember: nice sweater! Was it a gift?

Sulley: no.

Ember: really? You paid for that?

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Paris

Chell: I know it's cliche, but I think honeymooning in Paris would be really romantic.

Wheatley: Paris, France?

Chell: No, Wheatley, Paris, Tennessee.

[capndragn94]

Angella: I'm just so proud of myself. Both my girls married off, and neither one of you knocked up.

Adora: Aw.

Glimmer: I'd like to take credit, but it's just dumb luck, really, so...

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Claire: Nice sweater. Was it a gift?

Leon: No.

Claire: Really? You paid for that?