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kebuyo · 1 year
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Akai: You haven't tried my world-famous omelet yet.
Furuya: World-famous, huh? What's in it?
Akai: Eggs.
Furuya: Yeah, that doesn't qualify as a recipe.
Akai: There's a secret ingredient. I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you.
Furuya: It's bourbon, isn't it?
Akai:
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incorrectgarashir · 3 months
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Geordi and Worf visit the replimat again:
Geordi: This tastes like chicken Worf: So what's wrong with it? Geordi: It's macaroni and cheese
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the-black-bulls · 11 months
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Nero: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?
Nacht: I practice.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 2 years
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Chrom: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario? Frederick: I practice.
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Here’s the bottomline: no one is seeing what you’re seeing and until that happens we’re all going to think you’re nuts.
- experimentalists every time someone predicts a new particle
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Bugs: Are you still having visions, doc?
Porky: N-n-n-n-not since the s-s-surgery, no.
Daffy: Stho, no lottery numbers...
Porky: [smiling] 'F-f-f-fraid not
Daffy: No trip to Vegaths, just you and me...
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incorrect-quote-blanks · 11 months
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Person A: Permission to barge in, sir?
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kittylover776 · 1 year
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*Frank, Reggie, and Mindy looking through a history book* 
Frank: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Reggie: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Frank: In a manner of speaking, yes. 
All three of them: *looks at Donatelli* 
Donatelli: What are you all looking at me for? 
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its3aminawarehouse · 10 months
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Adaine: "But you can't stay awake forever." Riz, holding up a cup of coffee: "I can try!"
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Karlach, to Wyll: I hope you diplomatically told Mizora where to shove it.
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kebuyo · 1 year
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Furuya: The storm washed out the road. Seems like we're stuck here until they get it cleared.
Akai: You're a high-ranking PSB officer, you could order us a chopper.
Furuya: We don't use helicopters for our own personal transportation, FBI.
Akai:
Furuya: Besides, I already checked. There wasn't one available.
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incorrectgarashir · 1 year
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Miles: Julian? Julian: He's a tailor Miles: Broke into your quarters? Julian: Yes Miles: Second week in a row Julian: Mmmh-hmm Miles: Did you call security? Julian: I'm thinking about getting a dog instead Garak: You could try locking your front door
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ladymiraclewings · 11 months
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Zoey: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario? Flip: I practice.
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zahri-melitor · 2 months
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Look. I do as a matter of fact think it's possible to be in a fandom and interact with material you've never consumed.
I think I've managed to make it through maybe 2 episodes of Stargate Atlantis (I'm an SG-1 original team person) and yet I have happily enjoyed quite a lot of SGA material to the point I could probably plot out a bunch of the story arcs of the first few seasons, given the type of fic I enjoy. There's a lot of Star Wars and MCU material I have never personally touched but I do know the gist of. I was introduced to the Vorkosigan Saga via a crossover. I have occasionally read stuff where I didn't know the source material when it's been from favourite writers.
There's even material that I have personally chosen not to interact with as I know it'll make me hugely angry that I spend a lot of time buried in the results and riffs from. (TKJ take a bow)
But I guess I just don't understand the urge to create when you want to respond to Specific Scenario but go out of your way to never interact with any material that actually addressed that Specific Scenario. And then get mad when people who are across the Specific Scenario question what you know about it. How can you say you don't think Element has been properly addressed if you refuse to look at it?
For instance, I think it is perfectly possible not to read TKJ but to have read any of the material responding to it, particularly Suicide Squad, Oracle Year One, Birds of Prey, heck even Simone's Batgirl, and feel comfortable commenting on the outcomes of the story. I even think it's possible to appreciate the work of something like The Oracle Code in providing and creating an alternate version of events and understand the work done there to provide an alternate route for Barbara's situation.
I don't get the urge to dig into the effect TKJ has on Bruce or Jim, in response to the situation, without touching at least one story where their emotions over the situation are discussed.
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gentlyrowan · 26 days
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welcome to
THE EMBRACE
The heart and most secure enclave of the Nora tribe is All-Mother Mountain and the surrounding valley, known as All-Mother's Embrace. It's located southwest of Devil's Thirst, which we know from a Vantage Point to be Colorado Springs. I don't know whether any official sources confirm it, but I am strongly of the opinion (and the Horizon Wiki agrees) that All-Mother Mountain is
CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN S.P.
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The mountain and park are named for the indigenous people group forcibly removed from Colorado's Front Range in the 1860s.
A hundred years later, as a part of Cold War defense efforts, NORAD constructed a hardened facility inside the mountain – specially designed to be resistant to earthquakes, EMP, and nuclear explosions – for use as its command and control center. More recently, the Cheyenne Mountain Complex has additionally become a United States Space Force installation.
Fans of Stargate SG-1 will recognize the iconic entrance to the facility in which the show set the secret location of Stargate Command.
The Cheyenne people's history stretches from the Great Lakes to the Great Plains, with a large and influential role amongst the tribes of North America. Today, they make up two nations: the Northern Cheyenne in Montana and the Southern Cheyenne in Oklahoma.
The Cheyenne language is in the Algonquian language group, but the name Cheyenne derives from a Dakota Sioux exonym (a name given to a people, place, or language from outside that culture).
Learn more about the Cheyenne people here:
The complex is not open to the general public, but you can visit Cheyenne Mountain State Park if you're feeling nostalgic for the beautiful landscape of the earliest sequences of Horizon Zero Dawn.
Bonus "Personal Touch" Tour Guide Anecdote
My favorite thing about this location is how quickly my mom (not a gamer, but a Stargate fan and a word nerd) put it together when I told her this post-post-apocalyptic people group made their home atop a bunker in a mountain and were called the NORA.
1968 Public Domain Photo
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[Porky is enthusiastically showing rocks to a clearly bored Henery.]
Porky: N-now, in addition, we discovered s-s-several grains of t-t-troilite and a m-m-mesostasis phase which contained m-m-m-m-m-m-micrometer c-c-c-crystals.
Henery: Hmm.
Porky: N-n-now it's undergoing f-f-further testing, but we hope to have the results f-f-first thing t-tomorrow morning!
Henery: [sarcastic] Don't you keep me waiting!
Porky: [missing the sarcasm] N-n-n-no sirree! N-now here's where things get r-r-really interesting, because you will notice in this fissure-
[Petunia runs into the room]
Petunia: Porky! We need-we need to talk. Oh, sorry for interrupting.
Henery: [desperately grabbing Petunia's arm] No, it's okay! If it's important, you must interrupt. You must!
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